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Gf brought these and claims she bought them without knowing what they were. So ... what ARE these things and more importantly, do I cook them? Or should I just eat them raw? They look like tiny melons.

>> No.11112699

>>11112689
Stunted cucumbers. Pickle 'em.

>> No.11112701

>>11112689
theyre apples. you just eat them.

>> No.11112715

>>11112689
Goddamn millennials buying shit they don't need or even fucking know what it is. Between this and avocado toast, you faggots won't ever be able to buy my house from me. Useless fucks.

>> No.11112730

>>11112715
Right?
Having to hang our hopes on Gen Z when the millennials are as bad as they are is terrifying.

>> No.11112764

>>11112730
Gen z is the hero we all need

>> No.11112767

>>11112699
could probably be all sorts of gourds to be honest but this is the best advice you can get, pickling will make any kind of vegetable matter from root to rind tasty if not necessarily edible because of other reasons like poison or w/e

>> No.11112771

They're magic beans. Plant them a ways away outside your dwelling.

>> No.11112780

>>11112715
It could also be the lack of increase in wages over the last 20 years while everything else goes up in price

>> No.11112788

>>11112780
Grats, wages just went up which means housing prices will go up soon, so will food and luxuries because it costs more to pay unskilled temporary workers!

>> No.11112809

>>11112689
That's alien sperm.

>> No.11112812

>>11112788
Everything already has been going up. We're being cucked by executives and CEOs. Again.

>> No.11112827

>>11112812
Inflation has nothing to do with executives and CEOs and everything to do with the government printing too much money.

If you want to point fingers, point them at FDR. We've been "cucked" since 1933 when we went off the gold standard.

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>>11112715
T-thanks.

>> No.11113020

OP here. They kinda both tasted like cucumbers. Kinda disappointed.

>> No.11113665

>>11112827
>retarded dumbshit cuckservative unironically slurp slurp slurping that Koch brother talking point

fucking kill yourself. CEOs do a difficult (at times anyway) job sure, and organizational jobs are important and provide value of their own, but to imply that anyone needs to make millions of dollars while there are still people homeless or starving is pure, unadulterated bullshit.

You should judge a society not by how its best off live, or the average live, but by how its worst off live. anything else is an admission that you have no concept of empathy, and as such are mentally diseased.

>>11113020
should have pickled them.

>> No.11113675

>>11112827
I'm not talking about inflation. CEOs and higher ups salaries have sky rocketed while everyone else's stagnates

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>>11112689
>Gf brought these and claims she bought them without knowing what they were
Why do women do this? My mom dumps mystery produce on me all the time that she bought because I don't know why.

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>>11113832
Actually she got that from me. I have basically no regrets.

>> No.11113864

Ah the rare macedonian sperm cucumber.

>> No.11113865

thats opium

>> No.11113869

>>11112689
Lemon cucumbers, op, I grow them in my garden