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WEBM threads have been stale and poor. Only post the freshest and most expensivest webms in this thread.

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>>11110660
I am both entertained and horrified. My palate has been satisfied.

>> No.11110677

drinking gold can't be healthy

>> No.11110682

>>11110660
chinamen are seriously fucked in the head

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>>11110677
Maybe if you're poor.

>> No.11110710

>>11110705
That shit hurts my teeth to look at. It's probably similar to thin tin foil.

Gold should be used for electronics, not fucking eaten to make your shit sparkly.

>> No.11110720

>>11110710
Gold is much softer than tin, it really doesn't even feel like metal when it's that thin.

>> No.11110728

>>11110705
I'm still kind of surprised people don't realize gold leaf is fairly inexpensive. It's only 4 atoms thick, it's not that much gold, but they'll still pay a bunch more money for shit with it

>> No.11110736

>>11110728
I wonder if you could iron sputter an ice cream cone. It would use even less gold, but it would be much shinier.

>> No.11110738

>>11110677
It does nothing. It adds nothing to taste, nothing to nutrition, and has no real adverse effects (at least at that amount). Gold is added to shit like that just to pump the price and make it look gaudy.

>> No.11110753

>>11110738
I remember reading it can cause health problems, and at the least effect the color of your skin. Kinda stupid considering it doesn't even have flavor

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>>11110753
>and at the least effect the color of your skin
You're thinking of mercury. Pic related is what a mercury diet does to you.

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>> No.11110768

>>11110756
I'm aware of that, but apparently gold does as well

>> No.11110780

>>11110756
That’s the effects of colloidal silver, mercury will just kill you

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LA Beast drank the most expensive Hi-C Ecto Cooler, it was $500.

>> No.11110800

>>11110756
That was colloidal silver, not mercury.

I'm not a science doctor, but mercury would kill you way before it turned your skin any other color while silver is somewhat harmless.

>> No.11110805

>>11110736
Gold sputtering is a thing yeah, I do it when preparing samples for SEM.

>> No.11110806

>>11110768
>>11110800
>>11110780
That wasn't mercury, it was silver.
Sorry to double post, I'm a fucking moron.

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>> No.11110836

>>11110593
.5liter water add 1oz Dom P

$1000 glass water

>> No.11110841

>>11110823
this seems a bit... excessive?

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What a low quality cocktail. No effort.

>> No.11110894

>>11110849
Man I dont like the taste of any alcohol, but Im sold at least to try this. The herb shit actually looks interesting.

Probably tastes like meh, but fucking presentation

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Expensive is good. No poor posters allowed in this thread.

>> No.11111006

>>11110813
>it's for disabled people!!

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This shit is taxed.

>> No.11111141

>>11111138
>inb4 egg
>inb4 how
>inb4 filename
None of you who reply with any of this shit after now are officially not funny.

>> No.11111163

>>11111138
>filename
bad job gaynon

>> No.11111165

>>11111163
Based filename poster

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Zuckerberg is rich.

>> No.11111192

>>11111178
mm yes I love dry toast

>> No.11111256

>>11111192
Just like any normal human, anon.

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Can poor people truly know the joy of fresh squeezed juice?

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>>11111310
I can appreciate a relevant Simpsons meme.

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I bought three of these for different rooms in the house.

>> No.11111399

>>11111375
theyre only good for bottles sold by kuvee abd they just shut down today so cool

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>>11111399
Well at least my SMALTs are still good.

>> No.11111475

>>11111412
>hey bro can i have some salt?
>nah man, internet is down

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>> No.11111605

>>11111589
My teeth hurt watching this

>> No.11111613

>>11111018
>here's how it's (de)constructed
IT'S THE OPPOSITE OF DECONSTRUCTED YOU FUCKING CUNTS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>11111134
Those captions are fucking awful.

>> No.11111618 [DELETED] 

>>11111589
I may be white but white people should all kill themselves

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>>11111618
>Clearly Asian
>White people
Ok guy.

>> No.11111625

>>11111624
that was a misquote

>> No.11111627 [DELETED] 

>>11111412
I may be white but white people should all kill themselves

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>>11111627
>Half the people are black or asian
>white people
Ok guy

>> No.11111634

>>11111412
This is an SNL parody. r-right?
>being so retarded you don't know how much salt to put in your own GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING FOOD

>> No.11111638

>>11111178
I just want to know who thought it was a good idea to have him eat during an interview

>> No.11111639

>>11111630
I have no idea what you just said.

>> No.11111643

>>11111638
Probably he did. He seems a little tactless and tone deaf

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>>11111639
His. He is constantly trying to reassure other meat vessels that he is not dissimilar to them in his enjoyment of carbohydrate nourishment.

>> No.11111651

>>11111646
GIVE ME KWOKWA-KWOLA OR GIVE ME DEATH

>> No.11111654

>>11111270
I like to think overengineered smartphone app based appliances are the spiritual successor to retarded dotcom startups we had in the late 90s when venture capital was throwing money at anyone with a domain name and a man bun

>> No.11111663 [DELETED] 

>>11111270
I may be white but white people should all kill themselves

>> No.11111664

>>11111654
say that three times and the stock market will crash tomorrow

>> No.11111667

>>11111654
Who are the retards with capital anyway?

>> No.11111672

>>11111412
>The shaker runs on rechargeable batteries that last for up to four hours.
Wow so convenient I just hope my party doesn't last past 8 o'clock

>> No.11111674

>>11111270
>plug it in and it goes BLEEP BLOOP
>go on your phone and go BLEEP BLOOP BLORP
>wa la MAGIC

>> No.11111680

design is an elaborate sham
pass it on

>> No.11111681

>>11111667
The Winklevoss twins

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>>11111681
Come at me. I'm 6'5" 220 and there's two of me.

>> No.11111684

>>11111624
please tell me this is supposed to be prison food

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>>11111643
asshole
good with technology
acts like a robot
I wouldn't be surprised if he is upset by loud noises if you get my drift

>> No.11111688

>>11111683
they made something like 80 million dollars setting up rigs and mining bitcoins with their facebook money

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>>11111688
I made 15k on bitcoins. If I had held out I could have made six times that but I'm not mad at all.

>> No.11111704

>>11110849
>tonic water
ruined it to be honest.

>> No.11111721

>>11111134
ok, so what the fuck did he do?

>> No.11111732

>>11111663
start with yourself

>> No.11111733

>>11111638
gotta show people that you eat food just like them

>> No.11111742

>>11111178
>rich as fuck
>shit kitchen decorations / not enough decoration

>> No.11111746

>>11111663
Your wife's boyfriend should kill you cuck fuck

>> No.11111752

>>11111683
>only 220 at 6'5
lmao lanklet skelly really scary

>> No.11111790

>>11111627
ok schlomo

>> No.11111810

>>11110593
SHIEEEEEEEEETTTT

>> No.11111826

>>11110705
Godammit we need this stuff for technology, stop shitting it down the toilet.

>> No.11111836

>>11111654
The current thing is machine learning startups convincing people to hire them to do everything from supermarket pricing to criminal sentencing because they watched a five minute talk on hidden layers.

>> No.11111857

>>11111683
Oh man this reminded me how much I loved the egg contraption from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang as a kid

>> No.11111867

>>11111857
What are you like 48 years old?

>> No.11111978

>>11111721
blended mangos with coconut water and powdered sugar, mixed with cream and inserted it with a carbonizer into a sugar shell

>> No.11112065

>>11111978
that sounds a lot better than those shitty captions suggested.

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>> No.11112106

>>11112065
You must be pretty special to take the captions seriously

>> No.11112107

>>11110849
This guy and the ice diamonds dude.

Why does every above average japanese bartender look like they just stepped out of some alternate time line retro atom punk Fallout style 1950s future?

>> No.11112113

>>11111270
https://youtu.be/_Cp-BGQfpHQ

Here, we'll let AvE talk about it.

>> No.11112122

>>11112091
Why girls are disgusting.

If they're not getting fucked by dogs, they're eating whole pizzas by themselves.

>> No.11112123

>>11112122
Sorry.

HuWyte

>> No.11112157

>>11110849
That guy looks like he hunts and skins women on off nights

>> No.11112158

>>11111475
Lost

>> No.11112183

>>11112091
So that's just a shitty calzone then lol.

>> No.11112185

>>11111589
>if i shake my head funny everytime I put more food into my face people think i'm a professional xDD because that's how they all do it on tv xDDD

>> No.11112218

>>11111412
I wanted one for cocaine

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>>11111141

>> No.11112249

>>11111018
The girl at the end looks like a great fuck

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>>11111412

>> No.11112256

>>11112249
You sound like a guy whose lifes peak is working at mcdonalds and getting high each night.

>> No.11112293

>>11111689
Can you imagine the size of her shits eating all that food everyday?

>> No.11112359

>>11111684
It is, pruno is counterfeit alcohol made in prison

>> No.11112370

>>11112256
No, he's just every man ever. Men are pigs who want to fuck everything they see, go eat, then fall asleep. It's kind of demeaning, but actually disgusting.

>> No.11112456

>>11112256
>>11112370
Wow, who put tabasco on your tampons this morning?

>> No.11112509

>>11111270
This thing has every features I fear the future will make mandatory.

>> No.11112520

>>11112091
I wish that was me

>> No.11112554

>>11112370
I remember listening to an NPR piece on a FtM trans woman who after she started taking testosterone was shocked at how fucking horny she was and could not stop looking at girls and their sexy parts. She said it made her sympathize with men more. Having a dick is a sexual prison

>> No.11112560

>>11112509
yeah and if your phone runs out of charge you won't be able to drive or get into your house because silicon valley decided to disrupt keys

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>>11110849
This series is getting kinda weird.

>> No.11112619

>>11112554
congratulations, today you learned what a placebo is

>> No.11112669

>>11112185
he is a professional

>> No.11112686

>>11112091
literally just a pizza rolled up wtf

>> No.11112712

>>11112614
Leave it to japan to go from "normal" to "180% WTF" in less than a minute.

>> No.11112717

>>11112091
>what if we just fucking ruined a pizza

>> No.11112752

>>11112619
roids affect you a lot dumbass

>> No.11112797

>>11110660
This is an edit, right, guys?

>> No.11112826

>>11110720
Tin foil is aluminum. Yes gold is way softer

>> No.11112871

>>11110593
>1oz Richard Hennessy $600

Wat, Hennessy Richard is like $5000 a 0.75L bottle. An ounce should be a bit under $200.

>> No.11112904

>>11112871
The people that buy this kind of shit aren't exactly counting. If you're going to buy a 2500$ drink ( as in, one (1) glass), you do it because give 0 fucks about money, not because the drink is actually worth that much. I once met one of these ultra rich types and he pretty much told me so. Said he spends 500$ on a normal day.

>> No.11112919

>>11112904
Sure, it's still pretty interesting to consider the kind of margins these luxury places must make. That entire drink can't have cost more than maybe $250 in ingredients. Yet they sell it at ten times it's price.

>> No.11112943

>>11112919
Yes but they are still making payments to the bank for the 3M dollar loan to open.

>> No.11112978

>>11112919
It seems pretty ridiculous but most restaurants have pretty high overheads. I guess that meme drink isn't all they havre on the menu, and they probably have an award-winning chef and cream of the cropp staff, expensive location, stock luxury products, all of this has a price.
But yeah there's also some kind of "luxury fallacy" at work, it's a way of keeping out the rif-raf ( you) as well as displaying wealth.

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>> No.11113019

>>11112091
That's a fuckin pizza roll up

>> No.11113046

>>11111141
Nice double negative there.

>> No.11113073

>>11112797
No.

>> No.11113085

>>11112988
>filename
good job anon

>> No.11113142

>>11112091
I worked at Russo's for years growing up, this whole thing started as a joke about how transplants will eat anything

>> No.11113162

>>11113142
>hey look those stupid idiots are eating PIZZA! lol fucking morons!
bravo cletus, you showed them

>> No.11113236

>>11110682
its obviously some fucking sasha baron cohen piece. Look at this fake ass bald head and the typical way he carries his stupid body.

>> No.11113238

>>11113162
Sold as a burrito with bullshit thrown inside of it instead of eating a calzone, but transplants like you need to take your salt and stay the fuck out

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>> No.11113278

>>11113238
>b-but we call it a burrito so haha jokes on you!
damn bro you guys are master trolls, amazing

>> No.11113281

>>11110849
>Callaway

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>>11110813
>/pol/ can now eat eggs too

>> No.11113603

>>11111683
>spend hours meticulously constructing bread train
>doesn't use a tripod when filming

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>> No.11113657

>>11112614
That sounds and looks really good.

>> No.11113658

>>11112871
Bar prices, not bottle prices.

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>>11112218
This would work better

>> No.11113684

>>11110766
Who pays 18 grand for a fortune cookie

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>>11113669
>2018
>posting non moving images

>> No.11113692

>>11110705
>Decadant

>> No.11113697

>>11113630
>carrot tartare
lost

>> No.11113707

>>11111732
I might..

>> No.11113713

>>11110823
Stop posting this one. I don't like it.

>> No.11113753

>>11113713
its smug aura mocks me

>> No.11113761

>>11113630
What is the point of this shit

>> No.11113767

>>11113439
Kys and kys

>> No.11113802

>>11112619
Testosterone isn't a placebo you fucking retard cunt

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>>11110849
>using kettle one
>not belvedere
at least he doesnt completely shit the bed by using fever tree tonic

>> No.11113842

>>11113808
so..
thirsty..

>> No.11113846

>>11110823
fuck this

>> No.11113856

>>11113826
I unironically think Kettle One is better for mixing.

>> No.11113881

>>11112614
is this tim and eric?

>> No.11113883

>>11113856
>for mixing
yeah for candyasses

>> No.11113887

>>11113684
Obviously someone who has a fortune

>> No.11113899

>>11113883
T-the video is of the guy making a cocktail...

>> No.11113910

>>11113881
>the parts showing his face
seems more like eric andre

>> No.11113928

>>11113686
>that amount of cinnamon in your coffee

disgusting

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>> No.11114083

>>11113254
The fact that that fatass sticks his tongue out to feed is the most disgusting thing about this video.

>> No.11114099

>>11114064
this is some next level fuckery right here

>> No.11114118

>>11111742
>being rich means you spend money
That is not how you get rich.

>>11111638
Literally attempting to convince people he's human.

>> No.11114125

>>11114118
>Zuckerberg got rich by buying Great Value brand frozen dinners
Daily reminder that the life is not fair and you're only fooling yourself if you think you're going to be rich one day

>> No.11114136

>>11113236
Yea pausing it at a time i can see the chefs head its clearly him. His facial features always give him away

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>>11114083
like this?

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>>11114083
how about this?

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>>11114083
i bet this moistens your colon, huh?

>> No.11114168

>>11114125
I grew up rich. It's not worth it anyway

>> No.11114176

>>11113808
I would just pour that whole thing out in the floor and wallk away

>> No.11114188

>>11113630
if that price is hospitality included then it might be worth it ::shrugs::

>> No.11114195

>>11112091
>not at all folded like a burrito
>cutting your burrito
Oh, it's New York, no wonder.

>> No.11114198

>>11112871
>what is markup
>what is profit margin

>> No.11114207

>>11114195
It's not a burrito. It's a folded pizza

>> No.11114209

>>11113162
>>11113278
>being this unironically upset that you love a joke item that people are making a living selling to you
Appropriate response.

>> No.11114221

>>11114209
It's not upsetting, just stupid

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>>11113808

>> No.11114299

>>11111627
you go first

>> No.11114310

>>11111178
>processing toast.exe
>begin digestive process
>execute smile.png

I sure do enjoy this perfectly dry toast as all humans do.

>> No.11114317

>>11114299
Okay no problem.

>> No.11114324

>>11112185
Literally best eater in the world right there lol.

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>>11114083

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>> No.11114649

>>11110593
>Viceland

Enjoy your endless source for misinformation.

>> No.11114652

>>11111639
That's because you're a fucking illiterate moron.

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>> No.11114664

>>11113630
>that will be $1,150 plus tip, sir

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>> No.11114675

>>11114492
>fry in oil
>butter the bread
i FUCKING HATE AMERICA

>> No.11114686

>>11114673
>see food item
>see asian
>already know she's going to press her flat face into it
>close
every time

>> No.11114693

>>11114652
No, what he said literally makes no sense.

>> No.11114697

>>11110705
>>11110593
Why even post such clickbait garbage? You should feel bad about yourself :^)

>> No.11114726
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>> No.11114731

>>11111683
>high-speed grain.webm

>> No.11114746
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>> No.11114759
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>> No.11114838

>>11114759

fucking psychopath

>> No.11114864

>>11114726
>mexicans and their lime and clamato in literally everything
fffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuucccckk

>> No.11114883

>>11110786
This guy's a fucking retard. I love him though.

>> No.11114972

>>11111138
How??

>> No.11115074

>>11114642
what the hell was that? Why would you smoosh a cake with your face?

>> No.11115171

>>11112185
Do you not know why they "dramatically" shake their heads when eating fast? Their teeth/jaw is grinding horizontally when it closes to help limit the chewing needed.

>> No.11115195
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>>11112091
>Tee-heee!
>Literally!
>Literally!
>Literally!
>Literally!
>Literally!
>Literally!

>> No.11115208

>>11114083
I'm more shocked with how quick and discrete his wife threw food in her own mouth.

Maybe Jack beats her for stealing his snacks.

>> No.11115228

>>11115074
>Slanted eyes
Can't see what she's doing. Explains the driving too.

>> No.11115241

>>11111178

That's a built-in GE microwave... Wow, I can't believe he owns one our pieces of crap.

>> No.11115244

>>11111826
I mean we're already mining land fills

Digging through your septic tank is the next step

>> No.11115259

>>11115195
>an ad campaign that was created by male advertising executives to trick men into spending a fortune on baubles to compensate for their sexual inadequacy is why women are dumb
Is this a false flag to make misogyny seem unreasonable?

>> No.11115303

>>11114310
I can thumbs up to this.

>> No.11115345

>>11112988

I bet he fucks like a fighter jet.

>> No.11115350

>>11111589
What is he eating? I can't make it out.

>> No.11115423

>>11114759
i wanna punch his face so bad

>> No.11115468

>>11114565
>>11114157
>>11114161
>>11114164
>>11114164
dear lord what a disgusting animal

>> No.11115496

>>11110705
>gold "accelerates metablism and balances the pH level in the body"
no it doesn't

>> No.11115498
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>>11115259
t.

>> No.11115528

>>11115350
looks like reese's

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>>11110849

>> No.11115534
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>>11114064
>*Tips*. 1500 Dollars , Sir

>> No.11115715
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>>11111412

>> No.11115839
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>> No.11115916

>>11115839
>starts wrapping it in bacon
> /close

>> No.11116003

>>11111111

>> No.11116037

>>11112614
got me strangely aroused?

>> No.11116042
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>>11113630

>> No.11116057

>>11110756
that's pretty badass, how long will it take to get these effects?

>> No.11116094

>>11114492
>IT'S FOOOOOKIIIIIN RAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
Gordon Ramsay is a meme. Scum like that belongs on a cross.

>> No.11116099

>>11114565
It's so sad that duck in the background had to witness that.

>> No.11116102

>>11116042
This got a sensible chuckle out of me, thanks for the original content

>> No.11116485

>>11112091
TACO TOWN
A
C
O

T
O
W
N

>> No.11116507

>>11112091
>Here's how it's made
I'm glad they explained that mystery because I was really confused at first.

>> No.11116512

>>11114675
>gordan Ramsey
>chip butty
>American

Just take a shotgun mouthwash already

>> No.11116567
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>>11114064
The foundation is directly from a $0.60 tin can.

>> No.11116671
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>> No.11116703

>>11114661
What the fuck

>> No.11116706

>>11115498
Damm, Gloria Steinham was hot when she was young, what the fuck

>> No.11116732

>>11111270
It takes so fuuuuuuuuuucking loooooong for that shit juice

>> No.11116735

>>11111742
>shitting your interior with trinkets
lel stay poor

>> No.11116737
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>>11115259

>> No.11116755

>>11115259

>>an ad campaign that was created by male advertising executives to trick men into spending a fortune on baubles to compensate for their sexual inadequacy

Redpilled and based

>> No.11116775

>>11112091
It's just a regular size fucking pizza rolled up. COME THE FUCK ON

>> No.11116801

>>11116099
if you get the audio
>did you get that? or were you filming the duck?
>the duck is more interesting dad

>> No.11116855

>>11110593
>drink - expensive as fuck
>effects - ???
Unironically triggered by this gif.

>> No.11116859

>>11111646
What the heck is that orange thing?

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>>11111375
>mfw

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>> No.11116985
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>> No.11117081

>>11116859
It's father

>> No.11117088

>>11116964
>If I do everything with sudden jerky movements that means I'm good.

>> No.11117195

>>11112185
>baka this guy Kobe Bryant uses one hand to stabilize the basketball as he's shooting what a faker lmao trying to act like he's a professional what an amateur

>> No.11117280

>>11114492
>britbong cuisine

>> No.11117319 [DELETED] 

>>11111683
>>11114731
>herecomesthepaintrain.webm

>> No.11117320

>>11111836
Ted talks were a mistake.

>> No.11117344

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ore2GcXFIv4

4:20 this guy does it right like imagine this shit happening before your eyes, just knowing your in for a treat.

>> No.11117355

>>11111683
>>11114731
>herecomesthepaintrain.webm

>> No.11117374

>>11114164
it is absolutely based that this guy exists and that he makes so many people salty

>> No.11117454

>>11110593
>Take tap water
>Put it in a McDonalds cup
>Put a solid gold diamond encrusted straw in it
WORLD'S MOST EXPENSIVE WATER

>> No.11117462

>>11112797
that's sascha baren cohen you idiot

>> No.11117463

>>11110677
I've had it before in very small quantities on top of little caviar appetizers and shit.
It does nothing but look pretty.
I can't imagine large amounts of it would be nice texturely.

>> No.11117501

>>11110823
needs moar whipcream

>> No.11117542

>>11113439
feel better, sport?

>> No.11117603

>>11111605
He's using warm water.

>> No.11117624

>>11114759
>his wife looks into that face when they have sex

>> No.11117654

>>11110705
I fucking hate the insider's huge text and the composition which reads like something out of a children's book

>> No.11117687

>>11113439
Living rent free in your head buddy

>> No.11117798

>>11115839
>Bacon
>Big green egg

I'm sure there was some secret aardvark and IPA behind the scenes too.

>> No.11117898

>>11114746
Why is that man so distraught over him pulling the bones right out?

>> No.11117932

>>11117088
Said the faggot who never thought to take a few pounds of freshly cured steak and throw it in a frothing pan of melted butter on in indoor open pit.

>> No.11117969

>>11110593
I've always hated that show because all they do is normal expensive shit and they make it more expensive just by putting fucking fake eatible gold on it.

>> No.11118075

>>11111589
God damn i cant stand this prick

>> No.11118090

>>11112614
>Yuzu juice
God damn actually really wish we had that at the bar i work at

>> No.11118229

>>11110967
Yum, a big box of cold beef.

>> No.11118243

>>11116042
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uazL8HejVJ8

>> No.11118307

>>11116964
>>11118243
watching this and this together is a trip

>> No.11118572

>>11110766
KFC's more expensive then that. The average restaurant in america I'd say is about half of what it says it is. And from what I see I can make a fortune cookie in my kitchen and sell it for 18,000. Nice.

>> No.11118603

>>11113802
Look who's talking

>> No.11118618

>>11115195
Dogs are complete shit though, and not as loyal as their made out to be.

>> No.11118657

>>11114746
>>11117898
gay

>> No.11118838

>>11114746
I love this video because it shows what hnnnngggg really is

>> No.11119004

>>11110823
Does this make anyone else feel angry?

>> No.11119007

>>11119004
Almost everything that is posted on this board makes me angry

>> No.11119084

bros im looking for the webm of a mac and cheese recipe. it wasnt a long webm but it had bacon, garlic, panko, chives, and parsley as a topping. if anyone has it please post

>> No.11119151

>>11110786
based beastposter

>> No.11119184

>>11111138
>filename
Based

>> No.11119404

>>11118657
That's Maradona, he's probably just on assloads of cocaine.

>> No.11119417

>>11111270
whats the point of the juicer? cant you just open the bag and drink that?

>> No.11119448

>>11116985
>hits knife on board

REEEEEE

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>>11116671

>> No.11120050

>>11112978
>implying that nigger with shades on inside isnt the riff raff

>> No.11120080
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>>11114673
>smashing your face into cake on the toilet seat of the handicapped bathroom.

>> No.11120891

>>11114176
no you wouldnt

>> No.11120913

>>11118618
dog fucked your wife mate?

>> No.11120923

>>11111138
one motherfucker did this at the fair in town. He leaned back too far and rippen through that canvas ceiling above him. I guess it fling him about a block away before he landed in somebody's yard.

They still use the same machine, but there's a huge duct tapped patch over one of those triangles in the ceiling.

>> No.11120926

>>11113254
Why is his goatee so long? It just never ends.

>> No.11121061

>>11119404
More cocaine than man.

>> No.11121098

>>11118603
But >>11113802 is right, testosterone is a hormone that's been proven to alter shit tons of things. Also "Look who's talking" is kinda low effort. I advise that you take up reading or commit suicide in the tidiest way possible so you aren't a drain on the people who must deal with you after you die.

>> No.11121107

>>11110705
peoplekind was a mistake

>> No.11121651

>>11110756
That dude needs to use an humanity

>> No.11122583

>>11113254
Just imagine these two fucking. The sounds, smell and their son crying while jerking it in the other room.

>> No.11122611

>>11122583
Well, thanks a lot. That image is part of my brain now.

>> No.11122625

>>11122583
>their son crying while jerking it in the other room.
no wonder he turned to jesus so hard

>> No.11122802

>>11111138

how man egg stand make?

>> No.11122843

>>11112091
>All thatthat shit
>3 mozzarella sticks
Wtf

>> No.11122848

>>11122802
he's gotta cook them all bro

>> No.11122873
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>> No.11122950

>>11111646
Holy shit, I haven't seen anything Azumanga related posted on 4chan in fucking years it feels like.

>> No.11122969

>>11122950
I mean, it is as old as the characters were.

>> No.11122979

>>11122873
fuken cripes i can't

>> No.11122991

>>11113684
It actually tells you a small part of your future.

>> No.11122997

>>11122991
>You will soon feel a great regret.

>> No.11123057

>>11122873
grill nice and cold

>> No.11123976

>>11111111

>> No.11124052

>>11112107
Because then the 60's happened

>> No.11124079

>>11114264
i appreciate this post

>> No.11124127

>>11113826
Ketel 1 is not vodka
graan jenever aka dutch courage aka Gin

>> No.11124299

>>11117088
Keep in mind this kind of thing is "food entertainment"

>> No.11124299,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11121098
It was more high effort then you're copypasta.

And he's like 1/10th right.