Restaurant Pitches Thread

[Anonymons No.11108940]

A restaurant specializing in hot dogs
Where the waiters are dogs
and the meat is also dogs

[Anonymous No.11108967]

With the death of breastaurants, there's a vacuum to be filled

We needs restaurants that focus on armpits

[Anonymous No.11108975]

>>11108967
How about one where you can hire girls and eat food out of their pussies. You know the pussies are clean because otherwise they would get a yeast infection.

[Anonymous No.11108977]

>>11108940
"All dogs go to ovens"
>>11108967
"Pity Party Room"

[Anonymous No.11108986]

>>11108975
I'd rather eat it from between their buttcheeks to be honest

[Anonymous No.11108989]

>>11108975
Why not just cultivate the yeast to bake bread? Then serve tomato soup in them.

[Anonymous No.11108999]

>>11108940
I posted this last time but here it is again.
An Irish Pub, except it's science fiction/outer space themed.
I call it "CosMick's"

[Anonymous No.11109001]

My restaurant will be called “Memes” and will have dishes named derp, derpina, and Pepe Le frog xD

[Anonymons No.11109107]

a restaurant where everything is small
and the waiters are midgets
and they greet you with
>would you like some regular-sized food?
with a sign next to him saying
>shh...dont tell him

[Anonymons No.11109127]

A Mexican restaurant
Staffed entirely by Chinese immigrants
Called "Opposite Land"

[Anonymous No.11109133]

>>11109107
I lol'd

[Anonymous No.11109141]

A restaurant that specializes in girl meat
where the waiters are girls
and the meat is also girls

[Anonymous No.11109146]

>>11109141
You can call it "High School"

[Anonymous No.11109154]

A communist theme restaurant where all you get is bread and water

[Anonymous No.11109156]

A family style restaurant
>every table is assigned four small children
>they climb all over you and the table while you eat making a huge mess
>by dessert, the smallest one has a stinky diaper

[Anonymons No.11109216]

with marijuana getting legalized more, why not a pot version of "Mrs. Fields"?

[Anonymous No.11109381]

>>11109001
the memestaurant would probably be depressingly successful

[bruce No.11109400]

>>11109216
That'd be rad, but I'd love to see this with much less potent edibles. It always seemed insanely counter intuitive to me that a whole chocolate bar would send most people into the fucking space. I don't want to eat 1/5th of a cookie, you cunts, especially the higher I get.

[Anonymous No.11109465]

>>11109107
Go to bed David Lynch

[fortune No.11109467]

>>11108940
like hooters but just a bunch of horny traps.

[Anonymous No.11109478]

>>11109154
A capitalist themed restaurant where you pay but get nothing, and the guy on the next table eats a steak that you paid for

[Anonymous No.11109482]

>>11108940
It's like a bar, but they sell full bottles of liquor and have isolated booths where you can drink alone so your family and friends can't see you throw your life away in an attempt to forget your past.

[Anonymons No.11109489]

>>11109482
isnt that the VIP rooms at strip clubs?

[Anonymous No.11109549]

>>11108967
Pit Stop
>>11109107
Shrink Ray's
>>11109141
Femeals

[Anonymous No.11109557]

A sandwich buffet. All the cold cuts, breads and toppings you want for a set price.

[Anonymous No.11109582]

>>11109557
Wont work fat people will just take piles of cheese and meat

[Anonymous No.11109591]

>>11108940
I'd like to see an option on a menu for people who don't know what they want to eat.
Like a set price 9.99 or whatever and you just get one of like 6 items randomly.

[Anonymous No.11109593]

>>11109582
I think it could work in a place like Vegas where people pay absurd amounts for buffets.

[Anonymous No.11109595]

>>11109482
I would like this but I also usually beat off 5 times while drinking

[Anonymous No.11109607]

>>11108940
A restaurant that serves iconic Japanese food and has the theme change throughout the day

Mornings is kaiju themed, lunch time is maid cafe themed, afternoon is anime themed, late night is echi themed and the place turns into a bar

[Anonymous No.11109613]

>>11109478
That’s socialism you dummy.

[Anonymous No.11109639]

>>11108940
Quaker's Tavern
>Modernized 18th Century food
>Specializes in period alcoholic drinks that aren't very common anymore.
>Roaring fireplace
>Musket above the mantle.
>Picnic bench-style seating.
>Local music

[Anonymous No.11109640]

>>11108940
A restaurant specializing in weiners
Where the waiters have weiners hanging out
and the meat is also weiners

[Anonymous No.11109648]

>>11109478
>and the guy on the next table eats a steak that you paid for
That's literally socialism and it means everyone at the restaurant would still get a steak.

>Order Ribeye.
>Other table gets Ribeye
>Other table orders Prime Rib
>You get a prime rib.

You are exceptionally uninformed, even as a promoter of America's most evil and racist party.

[Anonymous No.11109649]

>>11109549
go take a nap, grandpa

[Anonymous No.11109657]

>>11109648
The Democrat Party?

[Anonymous No.11109666]

>>11109127
you laugh but i know a boss chop suey place staffed by nicaraguans
there's a lot of earnest cultural exchange between asians and south/central americans

[Anonymous No.11110172]

I had a dream last night where the waitresses at this restaurant were also strippers and would suck your dick while you eat and let you eat them out afterwards.

[Anonymous No.11110185]

Just
Pickles

[Anonymous No.11110186]

>>11108940
There's a bike pump at every table and you can fill up your waitress and make her brap whenever you want

[Anonymous No.11110222]

hooters but for diaper fetishists

[Anonymous No.11110231]

>>11108967
Twin Peaks is unironically good shit. I've NEVER had bad food there and all the girls are hot as fuck. they had $2 22oz Coors everyday at the one close to me for a long time so I would go on the reg. shit was cash, I dont see how these places can possibly be going away, it was constantly busy, even chicks go here.

[Anonymons No.11110276]

A sports bar
But instead of sports, show Nicholas cage movies on the TVs

[Anonymous No.11110297]

>>11110185
I wouldn't have a sit-down meal here, but would love it as a food cart/truck

[Anonymous No.11110350]

>>11110276
id go there

[Anonymous No.11110510]

>>11109467
I'm sure this exists in thsiland

[Anonymous No.11110513]

>>11109613
It's any ism under Jews, and without massive majority pure white population

[Anonymous No.11110521]

>>11109639
A hucklebuff please, I'm a Sussex man

[Anonymous No.11110524]

>>11110222
A bullet

[Anonymous No.11110638]

>>11108940
How about flatulent cuisine?

[Anonymous No.11110734]

An incredibly racist restaurant.
I call it, "Porch Monkey's"

[Anonymous No.11110749]

>>11108940
Okokok get this fuckwads. An upside down themed resteraunt. Guests walk in through the “front door” which is just an open window since the restaurant looks like an upside down house. Guests would walk across the “ceiling” while watching out to make sure their ankles don’t get hit by the fans which are on the ceiling(floor) and make their way under the ordering counter. The employees would be upside down as well attached to the floor(ceiling) by either magnets or just foot holds rendering them stationary. There would be seating for the guests but it would be upside down so they’d have to figure that out. Now I know what you’re thinkin what about the cooks? They’d be upside down too now cooking upside down would be a challenge I know but I suppose the cooks could hold the food against the grill with their spatuallas. The food would be dropped from the counter into the guest belows(above?) hungry hands.

[Anonymous No.11110848]

I always wanted to own a little breakfast place that's open from like 5 am to noon, but I'm not crazy, rich, or a combination of both so I'm not going to throw my money down the restaurant hole

[Anonymous No.11110872]

>>11108940
An American themed family restaurant where a black guy has sex with hot wife, a Jewish doctor circumcises your child, and when you order food you get shot

[Anonymous No.11110886]

>>11108940
hipster borscht

[Anonymous No.11110892]

How about a restaurant where each table is enclosed in a booth with transparent, sound dampening walls.

I'm sick of going to bars and restaurants where everyone is talking so loudly that you can't even hear the people on the other end of the table, makes having a conversation impossible and completely ruins the point of going out with a group of friends or family in the first place.

You don't have to mute the rest of the patrons out completely, and being able to see everyone else means you retain the nice atmosphere and can see your food arriving / waiters can keep track of you.

[Anonymous No.11110899]

>>11110892

[Anonymous No.11110968]

>>11110892

[Anonymous No.11111015]

>>11110899
>>11110968
> they dont open up their decibel meter app whenever they enter a restaurant

Id rather be autistic than death. I bet you also thing its not alpha to wear plugs at concerts.

[Anonymous No.11111027]

>>11111015
t. earbabby
how's your tinnitus? did you leave the fan on? did you die of fan death yet?

[Anonymous No.11111055]

>>11110899
>>11110968
>autism
I wish I was joking, in most bars I struggle to hear anyone two seats over just because of the constant noise of everyone else shouting over each other to be heard. Even worse on fridays when a musician turns up to make more noise and cause everyone to talk even louder.

[Anonymous No.11111070]

>>11111015
Restarants aren't loud.

And you're better off using hi fidelity ear plugs that don't affect frequency and only affect volume.

Your phone shit is placebo and probably adding damage. Autist.

Concerts sound like hot garbage unless you wanna shell out 25 dollars for decent ear plugs designed for musicians.

[Anonymous No.11111094]

>>11108975
putting food in pussies is HOW you get a yeast infection though.

[Anonymous No.11111183]

>>11111070

[Anonymous No.11111191]

>>11109127
thats how it is in Canada

[Anonymous No.11111237]

>>11110892
>>11110899
>>11110968
http://www.realclearlife.com/food-drink/ichiran-lets-diners-eat-alone-meditation/
meme all you want, but it is a real thing, if you like ramen

[Anonymous No.11111532]

>>11110222
Fucking die fagget
You dishonor trips

[Anonymous No.11111538]

>>11108940
And the customers would be dogs, too. You could call it "Dog Eat Dog World."

[Anonymous No.11111697]

Hooters but for girls with A cups