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>we tried XYZ restaurant last night
>amazing venue and atmosphere
>our waiter was terrific and so friendly and helpful
>food was delicious and amazing value!
>portions were so generous, hubby could barely finish!
>unfortunately due to traffic we had to park 3 doors down and walk
>1/5 stars, do not recommend and will never go back

Why is this allowed?
Also, unfair/pathetic Yelp reviews I guess.

>> No.11102078

>>11102068
Because you are the caliber of person who uses yelp.

>> No.11102085

Yelp is unironically an extortionist cartel and you shouldn’t use it. Big restaurants buy reviews, and yelp sends people to small businesses to get them to pay for better reviews. None of it is honest.

>> No.11102428
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>> No.11102508

>>11102428
(((kliebenstein)))
Checks out so far.

>> No.11102525

>>11102428
>jewpon

>> No.11102531

>>11102428
>you OWE me a tip
no

>> No.11102565

>>11102428
>(((Kliebenstein)))

>> No.11102822

>>11102428
>$6
What

>> No.11102896
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>> No.11102924

Same thing happened at a hotel I work at.

>Clean rooms, me and s/o had a great sleep. Polite staff and amazing breakfast options! Shame about location, not much for us to do unless we traveled out. 3/5

>> No.11102934

>>11102068
>Why is this allowed?
Why shouldnt I be allowed to come to the conclusion that the reviewer is an utter retard?

>> No.11102941
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>>11102068
What are your thoughts on Yelp? Gonna have a skype interview tomorrow to be an account executive. I hope I land the job! Personally I never used Yelp.

>> No.11102942

>>11102428
>Someone tips you eighteen cents
>You give them six bucks
What the fuck?

>> No.11102963

>>11102068
they are hoping the owner will respond to their dumbass reviews for free meals

>> No.11102986
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>>11102068
>tfw being a bartender and someone wrote a nasty review of me

My boss laughed because I was in the right.

>> No.11102999

>>11102941
I have never used it as well. Good luck on the interview

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Google reviews are worse