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11102020 No.11102020 [Reply] [Original]

>looking for recipe
>every recipe has 10 pages of text talking about how their son Taylor just loves fisting himself over how good the food is before getting to the recipe

Why is this?

>> No.11102033

>>11102020
A lot of people have fisting fetishes.
Food and fisting, what more could you ask for?

>> No.11102040

>>11102020
you're looking at the wrong recipes

>> No.11102059

>>11102020
Because you're too retarded to find recipes? Here's a hint, start with Chef John, Serious Eats, and Epicurious and jump off from there.

>> No.11102065

>>11102020
Roasties were a mistake.

>> No.11102721
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11102721

>recipe has five phases that should be mixed/followed in order
>don't follow them, mix freely from the ingredient list
>food turns out good

>> No.11102724

>>11102020
>Op doesn't enjoy a good pre meal masturbatory fisting
What a faggot

>> No.11102727

>>11102065
I think it's Google putting those kind of pages above the others because they have more keywords or something, so everyone started rushing to put in a fucking essay with the recipes.

>> No.11104210

>>11102727
That makes a lot of sense. It also explains why all the comments are pages of drivel too, more mommy bloggers contributing to growing chasm of vapid nothingness, like some kind of banality vortex.

>> No.11104216

>>11102020
>Why is this?
Because Taylor is a sexual deviant and his mother has confused her worry for pride.

>> No.11104322

>>11102020
Probably an algorithm at google trying to combine your porn searches and your high fiber recipes

>> No.11104337

>>11102020
Women are pure evil.

>> No.11104347

>>11102020
Theyre trying to convince your dumbass to making their recipe

>> No.11104359
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11104359

>>11104216
M-m-my name's Taylor

>> No.11104366

>>11104359
because even your heroin-addled mother knew you were no Chad.

>> No.11105015

>>11102020
Be happy, those are great signs that you're looking at bad recipes. It's pretty much always from women who just want to chat, and don't know shit about cooking.

>> No.11105031

>>11102020
more text = webcrawler algorithms think it is "more interesting" and push it further up the results. sometimes they are also sponsored by products, not even just food, furniture, tourist destinations, whatever, so they need to shoehorn key words in there

>> No.11105050
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11105050

I pity the foreigners who dont know the joy of kotikokki.net

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>>11102020
because stay at home mothers have a lot of time to kill

>> No.11105061

>>11102065
Middle aged bored housewives count as roasties?

>> No.11105064

>>11105050
perkele

>> No.11105096

>>11105050
Should we start translating these recipes?

>> No.11105103

>>11102059
This, those three will pretty much cover most recipes.

>> No.11105114

>every recipe has 10 pages of text talking about how their son Taylor just loves fisting himself
>>11102033
>>11102040
Hearthy keks. Never change, /ck/.

>> No.11105151

>>11105061
They're literally the original roasties.

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>>11105096
I dont think rest of the world is ready for Tarja2's culinary... experiments.

>> No.11105440

I never talk fisting until after the soup course.

>> No.11106774

>>11105114
?

>> No.11106796

>he doesn't jerk off to that before cooking

Pleb

>> No.11106805

>>11104359
Have you fisted yourself before fishing? Can I join next time