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There must always be /ck/ webms. Always..
go on then
>>11096346how egg get out without break man?
>>11096346>filenamegood job anon
>>11096346egg no break? how out?
Well I was going to post some OC but>10 posts, 2 webms>Jack, egg memeYeah this one is dead. I'll wait for the next one.
>>11096759What are those sticks made out of?
>>11096355Do you go from webm thread to webm thread just to make sure some other retards adopted your stupid fucking filename?
>>11096789It's pocky. It's a tiny breadstick cookie dipped in chocolate.
>>11096789It's Pocky. Basically a cookie stick, popular in Japan
>>11096803Self-correction: it's FROM Japan, but popular with weeaboos
>>11096791It's mostly /b/ and /v/ posters. /ck/ doesn't have any real memes so they try to force them because "every board needs memes".
I made this just now for this thread
>>11096346I still don't understand why he puts the pot with the tray of eggs back on top of the burner
>>11096872Here's a simpler lesson in how.
>>11096881>thinking one can understand the way of the gods
>>11095906first time I saw this I actually had to run to the bathroom to pukeit is now my second time and I knew what to expect but I still gagged
>>11096881He is boiling the eggs for a different dish i think
>>11097144how do these people not immediately recognize that its borat? I dont even watch this show but immediately recognized him. Its the eyes
>>11097939what the fuck are those disgusting ayylium handsat least find a human to lust over, you degenerate
>>11097988I always feel so awful for her. My little sister has cerebral palsy.
>>11097997>you will never have clumsy cripple sex with Anon's little sister
>>11097997>My little sister has cerebral palsy.is she single>>11097956requesting sauce on "anna"
>>11098016>requesting sauce on "anna"nobody tell this newfag
>>11097975religion of peace
>>11098037>mexican is a religion
>>11098037>every brown person is a muslimjust drop the act and admit you hate brown people already
>>11097988When I end up drinking too much my hands get like this. I wish her the best.
>>11097979I DId iT, mAMa! Huuerrrgg!
>>11097979KILL THAT LITTLE CUNT FUCKING WHORES!
>>11097680they are paid not to.
>>11098521>mexicans are indonesian
>>11097340People on /ck/ have the weakest stomachs for some reason. >I saw a someone mix beans and mayonnaise in a video and had to go throwup.
>>11096346>tfw no Indian egg daddy to come home and cuddle with at night
Damn this thread is such a newfag
>>11098016Literally some Midwestern chick. That is all.
>>11098562>mexicans are indonesian
>>11097988its impossible to not think about fucking her
>>11098003>>11098016She's deformed and wheelchair bound. She's nothing like CP grill on YouTube.
>>11098622>cp girlher name is Cerebral Palsey
>>11098625why is there some kind of weird rebar shit inside the grill
stop posting jack.
>>11097988I wonder if she needs help wiping. I wonder if she needs a new person to help her do it.
>>11098701>harvard "education">education>ed-JEW-cationMy god...
>>11098629I'm well aware, retard, I was using an acronym.
>>11098704>not taking the sticker off
>>11098633I don't care if he's fat, retarded and disgusting, that sandwich looks fucking good right now.
>>11097939lol Blind girl thought she was cutting a lemon
Does Jack have some kind of mental illness? Looking at his face he kind of looks like a potato. And he cooks shittier than some people I know are total goofs.
>>11098796He's had somewhere near 7 strokes so most of his body have given up on functioning properly
>>11098790Jesus Christ this kind of shit makes me think like this >>11098796He is either extremely dumb and clumsy or an actual retard.
>>11096789In Germany and Austria they're known as 'Mikado'. Simple Breadsticks dipped in a variety of chocolate.
>>11098683What is he even doing?
>>11098813Eat your heart out, Gordon Ramsay.
>>11096808this. they're not actually that popular in Japan
>>11097680>it looks nothing like his character, borat>the only people who watched borat 15 years ago when it came out were 20-something dudebros
>>11098016the only sauce is her instagram, which is half-filled with selfies of her and her ugly fat spic boyfriend
>>11097988she must give the most amazing handjobs
>>11098625a mate of mine cooks sausages on the bbq like this. he puts the burners on full blast and lets the sausages sit for an hour or two until they're burnt black to charcoal 2-3 hours later. usually cuz he drinks a whole bottle of rum and forgets that he's cooking.
>>11098790>the oil isnt even hot
the last jack webm
>>11098891good, never post here again you fuck
>>11098884This is the most disgusting burger i've ever seen.
>>11098914>I'm too stupid to learn how to crack an egg>so I'm going to spend all my time building an overengineered contraption to do this very simple job for me, a brainletfaggots like these is why every application these days contains 500 megabytes of web browser code
>>11097939>>11097945>>11097948>>11097951>>11097952>>11097956is this some sort of fetish?
>>11098965the cloud egg looks neat, might try it
>>11098790Can he do anything right?
>>11097939Aren't the holes on the rounded parts for the juice to drain so you face it down? Instead, she faces it towards her face and wonders why juice is splattering into her eyes. Is she mentally disabled?
>>11098798>Buy pre-made crust>Buy pre-made filling>Drizzle from jarred sauce>Cooking
>>11098929For the last time, these things are made for people who are literally physically handicapped. Don't understand how that's gone over your head so often
>>11098873how does he do it?how can he be so fucking disgusting even with food prepared by someone else?
>>11099296Why do you keep bringing that up?Do you think the number of handicapped people is statistically significant?If those products are made for handicapped people then why are they advertised to everyone via TV infomercials?I'm sure they could be handy for people with disabilities, but to assert that is their only or main purpose is just plain wrong.
>>11098625Why did he set his phone in the empty foam meat trays?
>>11099296that person doesn't look physically handicapped.
>>11099432It's next to go on the grill
>>11097133Do Americans really eat like this?
>>11099538that's just an average breakfast in Americaalso, obsessed.
>>11097975what the fuck lol
>>11098666Why are fat people so androgynous bros
>>11096759Asians can't be "weebs" you fucking idiot.
>>11099432to make sure he gets pinkeye again
>>11098864>her ugly fat spic boyfriendAs an ugly fat spic, I'm resentful that I ended up with 0 points in Luck.
>>11099620Of course they can you fucking moron.
>>11098845Real talk, what is that kind of knife usually used for?
>>11099631Nigger, what the fuck do you think "weeb" means?
>>11099630don't be so hard on yourself. you're not a spicheh, heh. hard on
>>11099640But... I am. I just said I was in my previous post.
>>11099638It’s actually weeab short for weeaboo and is exclusive to mindless veneration of Japanese culture. Many Koreans are massive weeabs for example.Since you’re new here I’ve included some information for you below.>Weeaboos: an internet slang used in English-speaking regions to describe a Gaijin (foreigner in Japanese) displaying a heavy bias towards everything from Japan or virtually exiling oneself from the indigenous culture (also known as "outside") in pursuit of the "superlative.
>>11099654It's exclusive to white people's veneration of Japanese culture, since "weeaboo" is synonymous with "wapanese." Next time you try to call someone out for being new, try not to get your info from Know Your Meme or wherever the fuck.
>>11099674>exclusively white people.Nope.Newfag.
>>11099654quit learning terms outside of 4chan.
>>11099654Anon got BTFO with autistic precision.Impressive.
>>11099685Yeah, it's super impressive that you posted an incorrect definition.
>>11099686>I don't think about you at allsure
>>11099725He cared enough to make that gay fucking macro.
>>11099744>Thinking that's OCGod damn you're new
>>11098619>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5737031/Indonesian-birthday-boy-drenched-egg-yolk-cutting-cake.htmlWhat is this machine making?
>>11099636I hear its some black ops shit known as the aero knife. Designed by the greatest minds at Cold Steel, each blade is forged by Masamune himself before being blessed by the highest priests of Vector. The result is undullable Chad edge that will stay sharp after the heat death of the universe, hand forged from hundred thousand times folded Nipon steel that would Nanking rape the Goujian sword Maoist pot metal a thousand times over. Somehow the line between art and technology, tools and our own body, an impossible level perfection beyond our mortal comprehension and our own harsh reality have not just blurred, but formed the most glorious image; the Aero. There are those out there though, that say it is some as seen on tv boomer bullshit, and while the holes can make things not stick to it, both getting a proper cheese knife and learning how to cut properly a better investment, spend the extra few bucks and get a cheap Victorinox or some shit, but they are wrong.
>>11098849Oh boy, I do love me some Mechanically Tenderized™ Meat™
>>11099922The worst part is, assuming it's $1 for that steak, that would make it about $4.50 a pound. You can get real meat for that price.
>>11100032What porn fetish is this?
>>11100032>burning your hands for internet popularity
>>11100032someone post her ketchup thing
>>11100032>dumb woman desperate for attention does dumb things on camera
>>11096872Left handed anon here. Is it just as easy as holding it with your right hand or must you hold it with what hand you're good at? I kind of have a difficulty holding it with my left.
>>11098760It's pretty hard to fuck up a Reuben unless you're one of those heretical people that puts FUCKING MUSTARD on it instead of thousand island/russian dressing.
>>11099432e.coli is good for battery life
>>11100329Listen lardass Brown spicy mustard actually works with it more than your meme secret sauce.
>>11100355>meme secret sauceIt's fucking grocery store dressing m8. Any shitty thousand island dressing will do. Fuck off hipster tastelet.
>>11100362I think she just needs a good hard dicking
>>11096843>/ck/ doesn't have any real memesWelcome to the board, now get the fuck out
>>11100119>>11100216She has a video on her channel where she's using a leek to eat yogurt but she's shoving it it too far in and choking herself. I'm pretty sure she's just mentally Ill.
>>11100355>trying to innovate on an 80 year old jewish deli sandwichDon't do this.
>>11100362>filenameYou had one job
>>11099636It's made for sticky cheeses. Less surface area for the cheese to stick to when cutting.Jack is legally retarded. so he assumes his "fancy cheese knife" should be used to cut dry sharp cheddar through it's plastic packaging.
>>11100248it's like a pencil, just hold it with whatever hand works better for you
>>11096759these dudes are gonna get diabetes.
>>11097979Uncle Rooster was always the top pranksman.
>>11097988what's her name?
>>11099674That's pretty racist to tell me, as a black man, that I can't be a weeb. Just for that, you can't watch me fuck your wife.
>>11099296>these things are made for people who are literally physically handicapped.The people shown fucking up at the start of the webm don't look physically handicapped.
>>11098704Apple seeds are delicious
>>11100362>>11100032https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJ7lTJoE5OkHer videos don't even get that many views but she's dedicated.Might be falling in love with her https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJ7lTJoE5Ok
>>11099160I think she's blind.
>>11102244ON TOP OF IT THIS BITCH IS APPARENTLY 38
>>11096872Nice one OC man.
>>11097939>>11097945>>11097948I'd rather date a blind girl than a gluten free girl.>I don't know why. I'd probably have to stop watching tv.
>>11097951Wait.... She's not blind then?She has glasses on...>suspicion intensifies.
>>11098617!!!???How the fuck does he cut the hand that is holding the knife.................................
>>11097988>>11098003>>11098016>>11098608>>11098868actually took a girl with CB on a couple dates. Not at all like what I imagined. Best to leave them be anons, they deserve someone who isnt just in it for the sex.
>>11098736Nice grainy chocolate shit-bird.
>>11097975This is child abuse. What is the source?
>>11100032I cropped the file size on this and brought it here.Seeing it posted again pleases my penis.
>>11102244Showry webm oc OTW friend.
Fuck. convenient site I used to get yt vids as webms went to VP9.Why does everything have to be difficult...
yeee...She's just shouting bread.
That didn't seem to be her actual/main channel. Gonna find it and gather up the goods and dump em later.
>>11099432he loves the salmo my dude
>>11102362he slides his thumb up over the bottom edge for some reason, i think he was trying to brace his thumb along the straightedge on the back
>>11097985>being so intimidated by an attractive female you have to insult her hands
>>11096872I live in China, and contrary to popular belief, not everyone is proficient with chop sticks. I see grown men all the time eating at restaurants with just a spoon.
>>11098701Damn. you don't even have to pass a basic Dorito blending class to graduate from Harvard? What a fucking joke of a school
>>11099354>Do you think the number of handicapped people is statistically significant?Yes.
>>11098473i want to hold hands with claire!
>>11097988she's so fucking HOT holy shit
>>11102364I don't think I'd be able to get over the anxiety of dating someone with Cerebral Palsy, a disorder I'm annoyed I can't abbreviate. I would know and they would obviously also know that Cerebral Palsy doesn't usually cause retardation, but I would assume that everyone else would be judging me for taking advantage of someone that I assume they assume is retarded.
>>11098063There is nothing wrong with hating brown people.
>>11102362He had a fat stroke or something.
>>11102457>sneaking in those jack clipsyou cheeky fucker
>>11098914Assuming that if someone cannot crack an egg they can build this piece of crap
>>11095906I hate you so fucking much....
>>11099085>>11098937>>11099538>eating your wheatcakes without mulch
>>11102969such edge wow
>>11098653>>11098657>>11098639explain this right now who is jack anf why does he make these monstrosities
>>11103183>who is jack anf why does he make these monstrositiesI'll tell you in two words, just two words. he's /ourguy/.
>>11102510How did she get out?
>>11097985It's called being filmed with a wide angle lens
>>11102457>not the Jack versionWhy would you even save that one?
>>11098673Oh, god. What.
>>11102258get fucked she is, no way
>>11103429>get fucked she is, no wayYeah, she looks older. Look up Aki Hoshino. She's in her 40s.
>>11098891>>11098873>>11098880>>11098884>>11098870>>11098849>>11098845>>11098813>>11098790>>11098768>>11098736>>11098705>>11098704>>11098698>>11098688>>11098686>>11098683>>11098680>>11098673>>11098657>>11098653>>11098648>>11098639>>11098633>>11098625>>11098619why did american do this?
>>11098823Glico is a Japanese company so it looks like just a rebrand for German markets weird because they’re all over the place and always called pocky
>>11104380They rebrand all kinds of stuff for export. InfinitiLexusAcura7-11Jim Beam
>>11104440>7-11>american company bought by nips>rebranded
>>11104463I thought the Jim Beam bait was pretty obvious desu.
>>11104581so you're saying i have been tricked...damn
Does anyone else think Jack is staged: i.e. intentionally bad for views?
>>11104641Nah, he's just from California.
>>11104544>slather a whole clam with sauce and plate itTREE THOUSAND DORRAR, GAIJIN PIGGU
>>11104641>what is satire?Of course it's staged.He knows about marketing and clearly targets Facebook and Reddit.And (you) as well, clearly.
>>11096803They are popular in italy, but they're called mikado
>>11099616because masculine/feminine features are largely defined by muscle and bone structurewhen you're fat neither of those are visibile
>>11100032>>11100362>>11102258>tfw no qt insane cougar nip gf
>>11098929>>11103080Who the fuck cares? He probably made it just to see if it would work. No need to be such a smug cunt about someone who just wanted to build on a neat little idea.
>>11098063there is nothing wrong with hating browns
>>11103127what is edge?
>>11098813how does he manage to make absolutely everything he makes so goddamn unappealing?you'd think he'd get SOMETHING right every once in a while, but no, even something as simple as a fucking omelette just magically looks horrible once he's done with itthis man is like the anti-cook, he comes up with the worst possible way to cook things
>>11097970The ladies were going to love his meat at that barbecue.
>>11099354> If those products are made for handicapped people then why are they advertised to everyone via TV infomercials?So that the handicapped people do not feel like belonging a to group that is stigmatized and helped around. They generally speaking want to see themselves as fully capable members of society and resent as being categorized as disabled people.
>>11104970>he doesn't know his post embodies his pictureLike pottery
>>11105239increasing salesyou know, the purpose of marketing
BAN JACK WEBMS WHEN
>>11095906Is he still making content, I thought we ran him off.
>>11099768>someone who uses the word "macro" is newAnon, I...
>>11098759>not eating the sticker that comes with it
>>11097975How is this legal
>>11102494holy fuck why is my benis diamonds right now
>>11097746>>11096791Kill yourself you gay buttnigger, this anon is a hero for getting it right for once
>>11099690>gets btfo'd by autist>still assmadSad!
>>11099676yes you dumb cunt"weeaboo" as a synonym for "wapanese" literally originated as a wordfilter on /b/ that replaced any use of "wapanese" with "weeaboo"
>>11100521how do competitive eaters not get sick? I know Furious Pete works out a lot, but still eating all that garbage can't be good for your body. Liver is going to mutate or something.
>>11107320The inevitably will. LA Beast's sister is a nurse or some shit and he outright stated in a video that she told him "if you keep doing this you're going to be shitting in a bag by the time you're 40". That wad easily more than 5 years ago now and he's still going.
>>11096881Boiled eggs in a bain-marie to keep them warm.
>>11095906Yeah, I got a real WebbM for you
>>11107349The dude on the right just got out of prison. What a champ.
>>11097979wow this made me sad as just about anything on the internet ever has. poor guy thinks he's playing a funny gag but seems to lack the mental capacity to realize the violence of what he did.
>>11098673Keked at filenameGrimaced at videoWell played, sir.
>>11107555He will now grow up to be a violence against women why does society let it happen?
>>11107391>>11107582It's just not the same without the music.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR3Y_9Y74L0
>>11098705Putting the opening on the bottom of the pumpkin is fuckin stupid, but the drill got me thinking.I carve a lot of pumpkins every year and dealing with the stringy bits is annoying. His method might work great to clean up the inside of the pumping after the loose pulp and seeds are scooped out. Beats scraping away for an hour, depending how big the pumpkin is.
>>11107582thats a guy practicing teppan yaki performance skills i think
>>11102542i appreciated it, anon
>>11096872who here /gay pride/
>>11097133What is the purpose behind these stupid webms? Can't we watch something worth a fuck?
>>11098790christ theres so many levels of retard here [email protected]
>>11098674Where will /ck/ ever find another Jack?
>>11098798Since when does cheesecake have a pie crust?
>>11104299Why do retards mass reply?>also O B S E S S E D
The ultimate irony to the obsessed Europissans is that most of the food they react to isn't even from America. For the irony that goes even further beyond; 9/10 of the European shitheads are just Americans "pretending" to be retarded
>>11099674>It's exclusive to white people's veneration of Japanese cultureThe fuck, so black weebs dont exist? fuck off retard.
someone posted a chese opening webm from a trendy video source, just wanted to repost this one because its a lot better
>>11098800Is this common in America?
>>11107403It was staged mate.
>>11100032>>11100362>>11102494>>11102510>>11102626what the fuck is her problem?