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11095906 No.11095906 [Reply] [Original]

There must always be /ck/ webms. Always..

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>> No.11096333

go on then

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>> No.11096354


how egg get out without break man?

>> No.11096355

good job anon

>> No.11096410

egg no break? how out?

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>> No.11096499

Well I was going to post some OC but
>10 posts, 2 webms
>Jack, egg meme
Yeah this one is dead. I'll wait for the next one.

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>> No.11096789

What are those sticks made out of?

>> No.11096791 [DELETED] 

Do you go from webm thread to webm thread just to make sure some other retards adopted your stupid fucking filename?

>> No.11096797

It's pocky. It's a tiny breadstick cookie dipped in chocolate.

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It's Pocky. Basically a cookie stick, popular in Japan

>> No.11096808

Self-correction: it's FROM Japan, but popular with weeaboos

>> No.11096843

It's mostly /b/ and /v/ posters. /ck/ doesn't have any real memes so they try to force them because "every board needs memes".

>> No.11096872
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I made this just now for this thread

>> No.11096881

I still don't understand why he puts the pot with the tray of eggs back on top of the burner

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Here's a simpler lesson in how.

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>> No.11097324

>thinking one can understand the way of the gods

>> No.11097340

first time I saw this I actually had to run to the bathroom to puke
it is now my second time and I knew what to expect but I still gagged

>> No.11097510

He is boiling the eggs for a different dish i think

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>> No.11097680

how do these people not immediately recognize that its borat? I dont even watch this show but immediately recognized him. Its the eyes

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>> No.11097985

what the fuck are those disgusting ayylium hands
at least find a human to lust over, you degenerate

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>> No.11097997

I always feel so awful for her. My little sister has cerebral palsy.

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>you will never have clumsy cripple sex with Anon's little sister

>> No.11098016

>My little sister has cerebral palsy.
is she single

requesting sauce on "anna"

>> No.11098029

>requesting sauce on "anna"
nobody tell this newfag

>> No.11098037

religion of peace

>> No.11098059

>mexican is a religion

>> No.11098063

>every brown person is a muslim
just drop the act and admit you hate brown people already

>> No.11098083

When I end up drinking too much my hands get like this. I wish her the best.

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>> No.11098393

I DId iT, mAMa! Huuerrrgg!

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>> No.11098511

they are paid not to.

>> No.11098521

It's Indonesian

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This sucks.

>> No.11098537

>mexicans are indonesian

>> No.11098545

People on /ck/ have the weakest stomachs for some reason.

>I saw a someone mix beans and mayonnaise in a video and had to go throwup.

>> No.11098546

>tfw no Indian egg daddy to come home and cuddle with at night

>> No.11098549

Damn this thread is such a newfag

>> No.11098562

It's Indonesian

>> No.11098566

Literally some Midwestern chick. That is all.

>> No.11098600

>mexicans are indonesian

>> No.11098608

its impossible to not think about fucking her

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>> No.11098622

She's deformed and wheelchair bound. She's nothing like CP grill on YouTube.

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>> No.11098629

>cp girl
her name is Cerebral Palsey

>> No.11098631

why is there some kind of weird rebar shit inside the grill

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>> No.11098674

stop posting jack.

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Fuck you

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I wonder if she needs help wiping. I wonder if she needs a new person to help her do it.

>> No.11098701

harvard "education"

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>harvard "education"
My god...

>> No.11098755

I'm well aware, retard, I was using an acronym.

>> No.11098759

>not taking the sticker off

>> No.11098760

I don't care if he's fat, retarded and disgusting, that sandwich looks fucking good right now.

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>> No.11098775

lol Blind girl thought she was cutting a lemon

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>> No.11098796

Does Jack have some kind of mental illness? Looking at his face he kind of looks like a potato. And he cooks shittier than some people I know are total goofs.

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He's had somewhere near 7 strokes so most of his body have given up on functioning properly

>> No.11098807

Jesus Christ this kind of shit makes me think like this >>11098796
He is either extremely dumb and clumsy or an actual retard.

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In Germany and Austria they're known as 'Mikado'. Simple Breadsticks dipped in a variety of chocolate.

>> No.11098829

What is he even doing?

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>> No.11098848

Eat your heart out, Gordon Ramsay.

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>> No.11098851

this. they're not actually that popular in Japan

>> No.11098859

>it looks nothing like his character, borat
>the only people who watched borat 15 years ago when it came out were 20-something dudebros

>> No.11098864

the only sauce is her instagram, which is half-filled with selfies of her and her ugly fat spic boyfriend

>> No.11098868

she must give the most amazing handjobs

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>> No.11098872

a mate of mine cooks sausages on the bbq like this.
he puts the burners on full blast and lets the sausages sit for an hour or two until they're burnt black to charcoal 2-3 hours later.
usually cuz he drinks a whole bottle of rum and forgets that he's cooking.

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>the oil isnt even hot

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the last jack webm

>> No.11098896

good, never post here again you fuck

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>> No.11098925

This is the most disgusting burger i've ever seen.

>> No.11098929

>I'm too stupid to learn how to crack an egg
>so I'm going to spend all my time building an overengineered contraption to do this very simple job for me, a brainlet
faggots like these is why every application these days contains 500 megabytes of web browser code

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is this some sort of fetish?

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>> No.11099084

the cloud egg looks neat, might try it

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>> No.11099116

Can he do anything right?

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>> No.11099160

Aren't the holes on the rounded parts for the juice to drain so you face it down? Instead, she faces it towards her face and wonders why juice is splattering into her eyes. Is she mentally disabled?

>> No.11099186

>Buy pre-made crust
>Buy pre-made filling
>Drizzle from jarred sauce

>> No.11099296

For the last time, these things are made for people who are literally physically handicapped. Don't understand how that's gone over your head so often

>> No.11099319

how does he do it?
how can he be so fucking disgusting even with food prepared by someone else?

>> No.11099354

Why do you keep bringing that up?

Do you think the number of handicapped people is statistically significant?
If those products are made for handicapped people then why are they advertised to everyone via TV infomercials?

I'm sure they could be handy for people with disabilities, but to assert that is their only or main purpose is just plain wrong.

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Why did he set his phone in the empty foam meat trays?

>> No.11099433

that person doesn't look physically handicapped.

>> No.11099510

It's next to go on the grill

>> No.11099538

Do Americans really eat like this?

>> No.11099553

that's just an average breakfast in America

also, obsessed.

>> No.11099594

what the fuck lol

>> No.11099616

Why are fat people so androgynous bros

>> No.11099620

Asians can't be "weebs" you fucking idiot.

>> No.11099627

to make sure he gets pinkeye again

>> No.11099630

>her ugly fat spic boyfriend
As an ugly fat spic, I'm resentful that I ended up with 0 points in Luck.

>> No.11099631

Of course they can you fucking moron.

>> No.11099636

Real talk, what is that kind of knife usually used for?

>> No.11099638

Nigger, what the fuck do you think "weeb" means?

>> No.11099640

don't be so hard on yourself. you're not a spic
heh, heh. hard on

>> No.11099645

But... I am. I just said I was in my previous post.

>> No.11099654

It’s actually weeab short for weeaboo and is exclusive to mindless veneration of Japanese culture. Many Koreans are massive weeabs for example.
Since you’re new here I’ve included some information for you below.
>Weeaboos: an internet slang used in English-speaking regions to describe a Gaijin (foreigner in Japanese) displaying a heavy bias towards everything from Japan or virtually exiling oneself from the indigenous culture (also known as "outside") in pursuit of the "superlative.

>> No.11099674

It's exclusive to white people's veneration of Japanese culture, since "weeaboo" is synonymous with "wapanese." Next time you try to call someone out for being new, try not to get your info from Know Your Meme or wherever the fuck.

>> No.11099676

>exclusively white people.

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quit learning terms outside of 4chan.

>> No.11099685

Anon got BTFO with autistic precision.

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>> No.11099690

Yeah, it's super impressive that you posted an incorrect definition.

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>I don't think about you at all

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>> No.11099744

He cared enough to make that gay fucking macro.

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>Thinking that's OC
God damn you're new

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>> No.11099913

What is this machine making?

>> No.11099918

I hear its some black ops shit known as the aero knife. Designed by the greatest minds at Cold Steel, each blade is forged by Masamune himself before being blessed by the highest priests of Vector. The result is undullable Chad edge that will stay sharp after the heat death of the universe, hand forged from hundred thousand times folded Nipon steel that would Nanking rape the Goujian sword Maoist pot metal a thousand times over. Somehow the line between art and technology, tools and our own body, an impossible level perfection beyond our mortal comprehension and our own harsh reality have not just blurred, but formed the most glorious image; the Aero. There are those out there though, that say it is some as seen on tv boomer bullshit, and while the holes can make things not stick to it, both getting a proper cheese knife and learning how to cut properly a better investment, spend the extra few bucks and get a cheap Victorinox or some shit, but they are wrong.

>> No.11099922

Oh boy, I do love me some Mechanically Tenderized™ Meat™

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>> No.11099983

The worst part is, assuming it's $1 for that steak, that would make it about $4.50 a pound. You can get real meat for that price.

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What porn fetish is this?

>> No.11100119
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>burning your hands for internet popularity

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>> No.11100142

someone post her ketchup thing

>> No.11100216

>dumb woman desperate for attention does dumb things on camera

>> No.11100248

Left handed anon here. Is it just as easy as holding it with your right hand or must you hold it with what hand you're good at? I kind of have a difficulty holding it with my left.

>> No.11100329

It's pretty hard to fuck up a Reuben unless you're one of those heretical people that puts FUCKING MUSTARD on it instead of thousand island/russian dressing.

>> No.11100349

e.coli is good for battery life

>> No.11100355

Listen lardass Brown spicy mustard actually works with it more than your meme secret sauce.

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>> No.11100365

>meme secret sauce
It's fucking grocery store dressing m8. Any shitty thousand island dressing will do. Fuck off hipster tastelet.

>> No.11100372

I think she just needs a good hard dicking

>> No.11100376
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>/ck/ doesn't have any real memes
Welcome to the board, now get the fuck out

>> No.11100377

She has a video on her channel where she's using a leek to eat yogurt but she's shoving it it too far in and choking herself.

I'm pretty sure she's just mentally Ill.

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>> No.11100382

>trying to innovate on an 80 year old jewish deli sandwich
Don't do this.

>> No.11100443

You had one job

>> No.11100444

It's made for sticky cheeses. Less surface area for the cheese to stick to when cutting.

Jack is legally retarded. so he assumes his "fancy cheese knife" should be used to cut dry sharp cheddar through it's plastic packaging.

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>> No.11100494

it's like a pencil, just hold it with whatever hand works better for you

>> No.11100521

these dudes are gonna get diabetes.

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>> No.11100599

Uncle Rooster was always the top pranksman.

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>> No.11101777

what's her name?

>> No.11101791
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That's pretty racist to tell me, as a black man, that I can't be a weeb. Just for that, you can't watch me fuck your wife.

>> No.11101945

>these things are made for people who are literally physically handicapped.
The people shown fucking up at the start of the webm don't look physically handicapped.

>> No.11102168

post crepe

>> No.11102230

Apple seeds are delicious

>> No.11102244


Her videos don't even get that many views but she's dedicated.

Might be falling in love with her


>> No.11102245

I think she's blind.

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>> No.11102271

Nice one OC man.

>> No.11102332

I'd rather date a blind girl than a gluten free girl.
>I don't know why. I'd probably have to stop watching tv.

>> No.11102335

Wait.... She's not blind then?
She has glasses on...
>suspicion intensifies.

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>> No.11102362

How the fuck does he cut the hand that is holding the knife.................................

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actually took a girl with CB on a couple dates. Not at all like what I imagined. Best to leave them be anons, they deserve someone who isnt just in it for the sex.

>> No.11102383

Nice grainy chocolate shit-bird.

>> No.11102411

This is child abuse. What is the source?

>> No.11102416

I cropped the file size on this and brought it here.
Seeing it posted again pleases my penis.

>> No.11102443

Showry webm oc OTW friend.

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Fuck. convenient site I used to get yt vids as webms went to VP9.
Why does everything have to be difficult...

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She's just shouting bread.

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>> No.11102626
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That didn't seem to be her actual/main channel.
Gonna find it and gather up the goods and dump em later.

>> No.11102633

he loves the salmo my dude

>> No.11102666

he slides his thumb up over the bottom edge for some reason, i think he was trying to brace his thumb along the straightedge on the back

>> No.11102687

>being so intimidated by an attractive female you have to insult her hands

>> No.11102700
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>> No.11102703


I live in China, and contrary to popular belief, not everyone is proficient with chop sticks. I see grown men all the time eating at restaurants with just a spoon.

>> No.11102706

Damn. you don't even have to pass a basic Dorito blending class to graduate from Harvard? What a fucking joke of a school

>> No.11102713

>Do you think the number of handicapped people is statistically significant?

>> No.11102739

i want to hold hands with claire!

>> No.11102773

she's so fucking HOT holy shit

>> No.11102913

I don't think I'd be able to get over the anxiety of dating someone with Cerebral Palsy, a disorder I'm annoyed I can't abbreviate. I would know and they would obviously also know that Cerebral Palsy doesn't usually cause retardation, but I would assume that everyone else would be judging me for taking advantage of someone that I assume they assume is retarded.

>> No.11102969

There is nothing wrong with hating brown people.

>> No.11103025

He had a fat stroke or something.

>> No.11103036

>sneaking in those jack clips
you cheeky fucker

>> No.11103080

Assuming that if someone cannot crack an egg they can build this piece of crap

>> No.11103090

I hate you so fucking much....

>> No.11103121

>eating your wheatcakes without mulch

>> No.11103127

such edge wow

>> No.11103183

explain this right now
who is jack anf why does he make these monstrosities

>> No.11103200
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>who is jack anf why does he make these monstrosities
I'll tell you in two words, just two words. he's /ourguy/.

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>> No.11103240

How did she get out?

>> No.11103273

It's called being filmed with a wide angle lens

>> No.11103278

>not the Jack version
Why would you even save that one?

>> No.11103283

Oh, god. What.

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>> No.11103429


get fucked she is, no way

>> No.11103811

>get fucked she is, no way
Yeah, she looks older.
Look up Aki Hoshino. She's in her 40s.

>> No.11104299

why did american do this?

>> No.11104380

Glico is a Japanese company so it looks like just a rebrand for German markets weird because they’re all over the place and always called pocky

>> No.11104440

They rebrand all kinds of stuff for export.
Jim Beam

>> No.11104463

>american company bought by nips

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>> No.11104581

I thought the Jim Beam bait was pretty obvious desu.

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>> No.11104613

so you're saying i have been tricked...

>> No.11104641

Does anyone else think Jack is staged: i.e. intentionally bad for views?

>> No.11104644

Nah, he's just from California.

>> No.11104662

>slather a whole clam with sauce and plate it

>> No.11104671

>what is satire?
Of course it's staged.
He knows about marketing and clearly targets Facebook and Reddit.
And (you) as well, clearly.

>> No.11104680

They are popular in italy, but they're called mikado

>> No.11104770

because masculine/feminine features are largely defined by muscle and bone structure
when you're fat neither of those are visibile

>> No.11104834

>tfw no qt insane cougar nip gf

>> No.11104864

Who the fuck cares? He probably made it just to see if it would work. No need to be such a smug cunt about someone who just wanted to build on a neat little idea.

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>> No.11104970
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there is nothing wrong with hating browns

>> No.11104976

what is edge?

>> No.11105026

how does he manage to make absolutely everything he makes so goddamn unappealing?
you'd think he'd get SOMETHING right every once in a while, but no, even something as simple as a fucking omelette just magically looks horrible once he's done with it
this man is like the anti-cook, he comes up with the worst possible way to cook things

>> No.11105082

The ladies were going to love his meat at that barbecue.

>> No.11105239

> If those products are made for handicapped people then why are they advertised to everyone via TV infomercials?
So that the handicapped people do not feel like belonging a to group that is stigmatized and helped around. They generally speaking want to see themselves as fully capable members of society and resent as being categorized as disabled people.

>> No.11105449

>he doesn't know his post embodies his picture
Like pottery

>> No.11105548

increasing sales
you know, the purpose of marketing

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>> No.11105557

Is he still making content, I thought we ran him off.

>> No.11106097

>someone who uses the word "macro" is new
Anon, I...

>> No.11106725
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>not eating the sticker that comes with it

>> No.11106788

How is this legal

>> No.11106862

holy fuck why is my benis diamonds right now

>> No.11106974

Kill yourself you gay buttnigger, this anon is a hero for getting it right for once

>> No.11106981

>gets btfo'd by autist
>still assmad

>> No.11107315

yes you dumb cunt
"weeaboo" as a synonym for "wapanese" literally originated as a wordfilter on /b/ that replaced any use of "wapanese" with "weeaboo"

>> No.11107320


how do competitive eaters not get sick? I know Furious Pete works out a lot, but still eating all that garbage can't be good for your body. Liver is going to mutate or something.

>> No.11107325

The inevitably will. LA Beast's sister is a nurse or some shit and he outright stated in a video that she told him "if you keep doing this you're going to be shitting in a bag by the time you're 40". That wad easily more than 5 years ago now and he's still going.

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>> No.11107381

Boiled eggs in a bain-marie to keep them warm.

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Yeah, I got a real WebbM for you

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>> No.11107403


The dude on the right just got out of prison. What a champ.

>> No.11107555

wow this made me sad as just about anything on the internet ever has. poor guy thinks he's playing a funny gag but seems to lack the mental capacity to realize the violence of what he did.

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>> No.11107586

Keked at filename

Grimaced at video

Well played, sir.

>> No.11107595

He will now grow up to be a violence against women why does society let it happen?

>> No.11107606

fucking bastards

>> No.11107609
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It's just not the same without the music.

>> No.11107610
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Putting the opening on the bottom of the pumpkin is fuckin stupid, but the drill got me thinking.
I carve a lot of pumpkins every year and dealing with the stringy bits is annoying. His method might work great to clean up the inside of the pumping after the loose pulp and seeds are scooped out.
Beats scraping away for an hour, depending how big the pumpkin is.

>> No.11107646

thats a guy practicing teppan yaki performance skills i think

>> No.11107650

i appreciated it, anon

>> No.11107656

who here /gay pride/

>> No.11107667

What is the purpose behind these stupid webms? Can't we watch something worth a fuck?

>> No.11107691

christ theres so many levels of retard here [email protected]

>> No.11107695

AHAHAHA unfuckingbelievable

>> No.11107706

Where will /ck/ ever find another Jack?

>> No.11107713

Since when does cheesecake have a pie crust?

>> No.11108274

since jack

>> No.11108360

Why do retards mass reply?
>also O B S E S S E D

>> No.11108385

The ultimate irony to the obsessed Europissans is that most of the food they react to isn't even from America.
For the irony that goes even further beyond; 9/10 of the European shitheads are just Americans "pretending" to be retarded

>> No.11108422

>It's exclusive to white people's veneration of Japanese culture

The fuck, so black weebs dont exist? fuck off retard.

>> No.11109063
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someone posted a chese opening webm from a trendy video source, just wanted to repost this one because its a lot better

>> No.11109394

Is this common in America?

>> No.11110234

It was staged mate.

>> No.11110250


what the fuck is her problem?

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