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Anonymous Tue Aug 21 01:50:39 2018 No.11093408 [DELETED]

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>ew, anon. You like pepperoni on pizza? What are you, five? I need a real man.

How do you respond?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 01:53:14 2018 No.11093412 shut up woman

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 01:53:19 2018 No.11093413 Unzip dick, show her pepperoni

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 01:54:54 2018 No.11093420 >>11093408 i don't care what you think. you are here just to provide blowjobs and sex.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 02:06:03 2018 No.11093438 >>11093408 Ew OP, you still eat Pizza? What are you, four?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 02:10:31 2018 No.11093449 pepperoni pepperoni give me dat pussioly

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 02:16:43 2018 No.11093459 >>11093420 Yep, a definite child.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 02:20:10 2018 No.11093471 Pepperoni and pickles god tier. Also, please stop, this meme is tired and annoying.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 02:21:57 2018 No.11093478 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxOSoGpjfFw

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 02:23:03 2018 No.11093481 >>11093471 No. Pepperoni pizza is tired and annoying.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 02:27:18 2018 No.11093488 >>11093408 Any time you make me order pizza we're getting Hawaiian from now on

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 02:55:52 2018 No.11093551 >>11093488 >we're getting an objectively better pizza from now on

>>	Bartender Tue Aug 21 02:58:00 2018 No.11093554 >>11093408 Fried eggplant and green peppers. Suck my dick.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 02:58:31 2018 No.11093555 >>11093408 imagine being this wrong

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 03:52:10 2018 No.11093646 literally will never happen

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 03:54:02 2018 No.11093651 >>11093554 Based. Use vegan cheese plus this and you're a god among children.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 04:00:54 2018 No.11093668 File: 113 KB, 1600x990, 830 rez.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11093646 >mfw I am a cultured American and say I got a boquerones pie instead of anchovies and she's mine for the night.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 04:04:51 2018 No.11093684 I told you from the get go that it would be a bad choice to date a failure like me but you wouldn't listen, you cunt. Now we're here and our relationships falling apart and there's nobody to blame but you

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 04:07:18 2018 No.11093690 >>11093684 I'm going to fix you whether you like it or not.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 04:32:58 2018 No.11093743 >>11093408 Kick her delusional, hallucinating ass out of my house? I have never eaten pepperoni pizza.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 04:54:03 2018 No.11093785 >>11093408 I lift her body off the ground by curling her pussy. >My old girlfriend thought this was the hottest thing around. Checkmate retarded pepperoni poster.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 04:56:41 2018 No.11093791 File: 18 KB, 314x360, 1436682790893.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11093408

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 04:59:56 2018 No.11093798 >>11093684 No, I need you to keep paying for my daily living.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 06:26:25 2018 No.11093990 Tell the cunt to get her freeloading ass out of my house and then go jack off to some hentai

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 06:29:26 2018 No.11093995 >implying i eat the doughy jew

Anonymous Tue Aug 21 06:49:32 2018 No.11094026
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You are well into your 20s and you are still obsessed with Harry Potter and literally cannot stop analogizing matters in the real world to it. You spend all day on tumblr reblogging stolen jokes on shitty .gifs and cannot refer to household animals without using one of your cutsey retard words like "doggo" and "snek" and "birb". When you're not on tumblr you're glued to some other social media site waiting for "likes" from people you will never meet or talk to in real life. Your image and facial appearance means more to you than your education and nutrition because highschool never ended for you. You cannot comprehend the betterment for humanity that a monarchical government provides because your understanding of the grand human condition stops dead at only what you have personally seen in your cushy postmodern life. You spend twelve dollars at Starbucks daily, minimum. I can use that money to eat like a king for two to three days. After our child is finished breastfeeding I am going to be the decider on whether or not he or she grows up to be a braindead leech of a global citizen. I cannot depend on you to protect our home from intruders, let alone handle a gun without having a panic attack. You are constantly begging me to render you basic services such as cooking, moving objects, taking care of the house, and even feeding you when you are on your period. You refuse to exercise beyond yoga and light cardio. You will never truly appreciate 4/5 of my hobbies because you are afraid of applying yourself to niche interests and crafts. Every single day I have to hear about how well you "adulted" today and how amazing that Netflix Original you've been binge watching is. You fucking child. You most entitled, naïve creature. How dare you try to mock me for spending my own money that I surrendered my time and energy to work for to purchase a pizza with salty meat on it. Every judgement you make is driven by dimwitted juvenile prejudice and I will not take it anymore.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 06:56:40 2018 No.11094043 File: 757 KB, 981x1188, kassandra face.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11093408 you're wrong, Kassandra's milkies sustain my existence.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 06:57:22 2018 No.11094044 File: 30 KB, 747x491, 1512029067651.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11094026 You doing okay anon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 07:00:05 2018 No.11094049 >>11094026 that was some really nice fresh pasta, thank you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 07:13:25 2018 No.11094066 >>11093408 I'm not 5. I'm a grown adult! See I pour parmesan and crushed red pepper all over the pizza so I can't even taste the actual toppings!

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 07:17:33 2018 No.11094073 >>11094026 How many levels of cope is this

Anonymous Tue Aug 21 07:21:45 2018 No.11094090

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Italian Pizza Chefs, and I've been involved in numerous secret cook-offs on 24Kitchen, and I have over 300 confirmed recipes. I am trained in gorilla cooking and I'm the top pepperoni in the entire Italian Pizza Chefs. You are nothing to me but just another picky eater. I will blow you the fuck out with precision chopping the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me on a French tin can cooking board? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of pizza delivery agents across the USA and your address is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that brings you millions of pepperoni pizzas to your pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can feed you pepperoni in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed pizza tossing, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Italian Pizza Chefs and I will use it to its full extent to feed your miserable ass pepperoni, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will throw pomodoro sauce all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 07:27:16 2018 No.11094105 >>11093408 Who are you, and why are you in my house? Please leave.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 07:27:29 2018 No.11094107 >>11094026 very based post thank you anon

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 07:38:25 2018 No.11094130 Okay soygirl, that means no bbc riding session for the next 3 months!

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 07:47:41 2018 No.11094154 I eat what I want you vapid bitch

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 07:47:57 2018 No.11094155 >>11094026 Dude. For one, your rambling diatribe isn't logically consistent. For two, you're obviously an emotional trainwreck. For three, your pasta isn't concise enough to live on in meme-history. >Please get help.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 08:05:16 2018 No.11094189 >>11093408 Who are you and how in gods name did you get into my house.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 08:06:29 2018 No.11094194 >>11093408 Such a children's food.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 08:55:50 2018 No.11094289 >>11094155 >your pasta isn't concise enough to live on in meme-history. It's about gorilla warfare lengh0,t innit?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 09:03:22 2018 No.11094306 Raise pimp hand, apply liberally to her face. Eat my pizza.

Anonymous Tue Aug 21 09:03:42 2018 No.11094308
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You make this thread every day I swear. What do you have against pepperoni, did the school bully rape you with a a pepperoni stick in second grade? Are you a paid shill for the anchovie lobby?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 09:09:54 2018 No.11094321 >>11094308 Probably a vegan. Ewww meat is gross!

>>	OP Tue Aug 21 09:11:04 2018 No.11094325 >>11094308 > did the school bully rape you with a a pepperoni stick in second grade? No man lol.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 09:47:56 2018 No.11094402 >>11094026 8/10 breddy good

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 10:17:13 2018 No.11094487 >>11093551 As god intended

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 10:42:16 2018 No.11094587 >>11094026 Picture matches the text

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 11:55:15 2018 No.11094818 >>11094026 Cringe libertarian/survivalist/loser hoarder shit downboated

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 12:02:07 2018 No.11094841 >>11093408 Go get one then cunt. You're just a warm hole I like cumming in, and also you can't have any of my pizza.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 12:03:47 2018 No.11094844 >>11093459 Yep, a definite cuck

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 21 12:06:10 2018 No.11094854 >>11093408 "What the fuck are you doing in my house?" I guess

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