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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>eating sandwich
>it disappears just as im done
why the FUCK does this keep happening?

>> No.11092698

I'm gay btw, not sure if that matters

>> No.11092841

girl here

>> No.11092896
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11092896

>eat a cake
>suddenly don't have it anymore
What the FUCK

>> No.11092944

>>11092896
>2018
>Not baking Schroedinger's Cake.
wewlad.

>> No.11092957

>>11092688
>be eating shit
>it literally won't disappear
What do?

>> No.11092974
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Idk dude. All I know is that now that I’m 18 I can jack off to pictures of girls my age without my computer getting fucking monitored by the FBI. Feels good man.

Related question- why the fuck does my erection disappear just as I finish jacking off? Can’t fucking explain that shit

>> No.11092989

>>11092688
make sure you click the 'save' menu option on the sandwich before you eat it next time

>> No.11093079

>>11092989
>reload sandwich
>immediately hungry again
FUCKING BULLSHIT

>> No.11093124
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>drinking water
>instantly feels rehydrated
FUCK ME

>> No.11094820

>>11092974
Underage child self me couldn't figure out why there wasn't any porn on google of kids my age. I'm probably still on a list.

>> No.11094831
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>be high-metabolism fag
>eat 1400 kcal in one sitting
>get hungrier
WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.11094835

should i eat my sandwich at 2 am or 2 pm?
i don't know if i ever sleep

>> No.11094845
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>> No.11094848

Didn't realize they had internet access at the state penitentiary...

>> No.11094851

>>11092688
Was it a bologna sandwich, anon?

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11094860

>put bread in the toaster
>pull the toaster plunge
>wait five minutes
>toaster replaces my bread with toast

WHAT THE FUCK BROS, WHERE DID MY BREAD GO?

>> No.11094863

... the fucking state of /ck/

>> No.11094873

>>11092688
It's a defense mechanism so that you don't get carried away and eat more after you're done, having a negative impact on your body
>>11092957
Get off 4chan

>> No.11095008

>wash apple
>it's wet now

I'm getting pretty sick of this nonsense.

>> No.11095027

>>11094820
>tfw i was a retarded 12 year old who literally typed "naked 12 year old girls" into google and forever put myself on a list
It's an abstract kinda feel.