/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11087441]

Why do you hate cookies anon?

[Anonymous No.11087455]

>>11087441
I don't wtf

[Anonymous No.11087457]

mmm those look perfect

[Anonymous No.11087469]

>>11087457
They taste better than they look if that’s even possible. The secret is to BROWNED.COM your butter

[Anonymous No.11087506]

>>11087469
Can you post the recipe? I just got a new kitchenaid and I want to bake something for a dinner party in a few weeks.

[Anonymous No.11087559]

>>11087506
shut the fuck up, we know youre going to eat a dozen cookies by yourself because you have no friends you fucking fatass

[Anonymous No.11087565]

1 cup bread flour
3/4 cup all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 cup unsalted butter, BROWNED
2 tablespoons water, room temperature
1 cup dark brown sugar
3/4 cup white sugar
2 teaspoons vanilla extract
1 teaspoon espresso powder (optional)
1 large egg
1 large egg yolk
1 bag milk chocolate chips
1 bar ghirardelli dark chocolate, chopped

1) flours, salt, and baking soda
2) in saucepan put butter and melt over medium heat until BROWNED.COM
3) large bowl, add the sugars, vanilla, espresso powder, and cooled brown butter
4) Cream together
5) Add the egg and yolk
6) Add the dry ingredients
7) Fold in chocolate
8) let dough set in fridge for an hour or overnight, or bake immediately
9) use ~3 tablespoon sized balls or slightly larger than golf ball sized balls
10) 350F oven bake 12-14 minutes

[Anonymous No.11087566]

>>11087441
why does the chocolate look like ruptured boils

[Anonymous No.11087574]

>>11087559
you stfu

>>11087565
thanks bb

[Anonymous No.11087576]

>>11087566
I used fuckhuge sized chocolate chunks from a chocolate bar

[Anonymous No.11087585]

>>11087574
Good luck cuck

[Anonymous No.11088149]

>>11087441
Because cookies remind me of my oneitis from high school.

[Anonymous No.11088321]

>>11088149
green text now

[Anonymous No.11088327]

>>11088321
>now

[Anonymous No.11088339]

>>11087441
Literally no one hates them.

Those look very, very good. The only thing I hate about this thread is my lack of said cookies in hand.

I now hate a second thing about this thread. CAPTCHA just made me click at least 30 times on "street signs".

[Anonymous No.11088365]

>>11088321

get some friends in real life so you dont have to vicariously live your life through internet strangers

[Anonymous No.11088366]

>>11087441
Because /ck/ told me I'm not allowed to like sweet things.

[Anonymous No.11088419]

>>11088321
No greentext necessary. She baked me cookies for my birthday...and got my first handjob of course.

[Anonymous No.11088430]

>>11088419
I wish I had cookies for my first Handy J. We had just eaten dominos. So her breath smelled like pizza.
My god I miss her so much...

[Anonymous No.11088494]

Because I can't control myself and demolish them, so I hate them because I can't have them.

[Anonymous No.11088502]

>>11088430
Are we all sharing our culinary/sexual stories? I had steak, potatoes and asparagus like 1 hour after getting my first blowjob, shit was CASH

[Anonymous No.11088523]

>>11088502
Nice. I got my first blowjob in the back office of the subway I worked at in high school. Looking back she was horrible at sucking dick but at the time it was the most amazing thing that had ever happened to me.

[Anonymous No.11088583]

>>11087506
Anon, look up cookie consistencies. They're different depending on what you add and what you don't, whether you like crispy, chewy, or whatever. Don't let the mean people bring you down. Making a chocolate chip cookie is a basic task

[Anonymous No.11088767]

>>11088502
>>11088523
I made dinner for my college girlfriend which included asparagus. After dinner she went to pee. When I went down on her a while later...asparagus pussy. It was an interesting change of pace.

[Anonymous No.11088791]

I like them, but too many calories. Sorry

[Anonymous No.11088798]

Oatmeal raisin with walnuts.
Oatmeal raisin with walnuts.

[Anonymous No.11088827]

>>11088798
Throw some cinnamon and dried cranberries in there and you've got something.

[Anonymous No.11088869]

Because I hate sweet shit. Good night

[Anonymous No.11088955]

>>11087441
i hate most cookies.
give me a chocolate chip raisin any day. hopefully they're crispy

[Anonymous No.11088967]

>>11087469
add extra BROWN flavor by adding a some toasted rye flour. Milk street told me to and they were right

[Anonymous No.11090006]

>>11088967
Will have to try this

[Anonymous No.11090074]

>>11087565
Hahahah, I haven’t fucking laughed this hard in a long long time. Bless you anon, you deserve to have an infinite amount of astral pussy when you pass over.

[Anonymous No.11090166]

It's the essential flyover snack. A bland mass of sugar and fat that suits the whites that gobble it down.

[Anonymous No.11090186]

>>11090006
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.rachaelrayshow.com/recipes/24863_rye_chocolate_chip_cookies%3famp

Don’t let the rachel ray logo on the page discourage you, also this one wants chilled butter but should still work with browned as long as you chill the dough thoroughly

[Anonymous No.11090192]

>>11090166
>his mother never loved him enough to actually make good cookies

I mean I can’t blame her, you’re a pretty big faggot

[Anonymous No.11090545]

>>11088583
Good point. I'm just new to baking and would like what seems like a good starting point.

[Anonymous No.11090622]

>>11090545
https://youtu.be/rEdl2Uetpvo

[Anonymous No.11090650]

>>11088767
>asparagus pussy

[Anonymous No.11090835]

>>11090192
We had several different ethnic bakeries, if Nana wanted to spoil me she had a world options and not just some Mrs. Fields she bought at Walmart~

[Anonymous No.11090844]

>>11090835
>Buying something you can make at home for free and done better

[Anonymous No.11091100]

>>11087441
I'm trying not to eat sugar, fuck you

[Anonymous No.11091934]

its butter, sugar and chocolate it if the cookies are fucked its going to be good by nature.