Intrusive girlfriend

[Anonymous No.11083937]

My roommate's girlfriend is trying to make a power move in MY house, and wants us to clean out the fridge so she can start supplying us with "healthier ingredients that she can cook up for us."

Her boyfriend is a pudgy shit, so I get it, but I really don't want her to take control of the fridge and approved meals or whatever. I'm a happily single guy whose fridge is normally beer and frozen meals, maybe some ingredients if I'm going to cook something for myself. What's the nicest way to tell her to fuck off, or am I being a dickhead about food?

[Anonymous No.11083943]

Give her some space and secretly try to fuck her

[Anonymous No.11083947]

Tell her if they want a private fridge they can just go buy one.

[Anonymous No.11083950]

Rape her asshole until it dies

[Anonymous No.11083951]

>>11083947
Also offer to help her out by putting a lock on your fridge.

[Anonymous No.11083962]

>>11083937
tell em they know where the kerb is

[Anonymous No.11083963]

>>11083937
Just make a deal to store your stuff in one part of the fridge, and theirs in the other

[Anonymous No.11083966]

>>11083963
There isn't really a lot of room, and I guess she's concerned he's going to pig out on bad shit or go to Wendy's if there's nothing reasonable in the fridge to eat.

Her heart's in the right place, I guess... she thinks she's being motherly and nice because "who wouldn't want a home cooked meal," but it happens to be a huge pet peeve of mine.

[Anonymous No.11084029]

>>11083943
Do this OP. And then you blackmail her.

[Anonymous No.11084042]

>>11083966

She's not doing it for you, she's doing it for her boyfriend. Find some sort of compromise, because putting the kibash on her trying to make her SO healthier is bullshit. I hate overly matronly girls too, but you can only put your foot down so hard here.

The best move is to be straightforward about your desires and intentions. It's impossible to outpassive-aggress a woman when they're making power plays.

[Anonymous No.11084049]

Tell the cunt to buy fresh shit if she's so domestically motivated. Can't be having beer sit around in the heat.

[Anonymous No.11084055]

>>11083937
Just take a shelf for herself and tell her to put her shit on a different shelf.

If she disagrees, force her to comply. Keep moving her shit onto another shelf and keep putting your shit on your shelf. She should get the message by now. If she goes any further and starts throwing your shit out, throw her stuff out. This dumb bitch is the one in the wrong here since she's forcing her lifestyle onto you.

[Anonymous No.11084056]

Inform her that her rampant misandry will not be tolerated in your home, and ask them to leave.

[Anonymous No.11084061]

>>11084042
You don't know many women, do you? She's doing it for herself. And I guarantee that controlling OP's eating habits is equally important to her as controlling her BF's. She's just looking to take as much power as she can.

[Anonymous No.11084076]

God I can't shit like what op described. I have some bitch neighbors thinking they can tell me how to use the space in our house and that they want to convert our basement into a hang out space for "all of us"

Just tell her you're not going to change your living habits in your house. She can either adjust or get a mini fridge and make him pay for the extra electricity

[Anonymous No.11084085]

>>11084076
>I-- I have friends who see my unfinished basement as a potential hang zone. But it is MY house
Nobody gives a shit about your perceived insults

[Anonymous No.11084090]

>>11083937
PenisXass, post pics of ladydick and moobs or u a besch

[Anonymous No.11084095]

>>11084085
These people are far from my friends and you must be a teenager if you think basements are so cool and hip to hang out in. You know what's better than a drafty and water damaged basement that floods? A fucking living room or the rest of the house. I don't live with my parents so I don't need to hide with my friends in the houses storage area

[Anonymous No.11084103]

>>11084095
Your initial claim made no sense whatsoever, and your defense makes it stranger still.

[Anonymous No.11084104]

>>11083937
Let her food-cuck you. You obviously have shit taste, and it's not like she's your actual girlfriend. When she cheats on your pathetic roommate after he fails to eat healthier, at least you might get a few recipes and free meals out of it.

Chances are, you'll have room for your beer and frozen shitnacks anyway. Your roommate is entitled to half the fridge/freezer space theoretically, and if he wants to turn that over to his girlfriend, so be it. Until she actively throws away shit you bought, or buys stuff that she lets rot in the fridge instead of eating/preparing, shut your mouth retard.

[Anonymous No.11084110]

>>11083963
This. You can share like 5 people to a fridge. Top 2 shelves are yours, bottoms 2 shelves are theirs, seeing as they're a couple.

If you're worried about the fat roommate stealing some of your food or beer, get a mini-fridge and put it in your bedroom. They should only set you back like $50, plus side you dont have to get up from your PC when you want a beer.

[Anonymous No.11084123]

Give her your friends fridge space, make all your food extra spicy to stop stealing, stink up the house by spicy farts/shits to indirectly powerplay yourself.

[Anonymous No.11084243]

>>11084103
This, the whole chain is confusing

[Anonymous No.11084284]

>>11083937
Make implied threats of bodily violence if they don’t comply with your wishes. Also, punch her in the pussy.

[Anonymous No.11084332]

>>11083937

So let me get this straight, she will clean out your fridge for you and she will supply you with free food.

Let her clean and let her bring the food, but man if you want to grab a frozen pizza and a six pack who the hell is going stop you.

You should compromise:

Get meals prepared for you
-AND-
Get to eat bachelor chow whenever your cholesterol ridden heart desires.

[Anonymous No.11084365]

Stop acting like a teenager about it and give her a chance. If you still do not like it, you can always proceed to go back to beer and frozen dinners.

[Anonymous No.11084408]

>>11083937
>normally beer and frozen meals
Why the hell are you even here?

[Anonymous No.11084415]

>>11084061
I'm willing to bet that the post you replied to was written by a woman.

[Anonymous No.11084449]

>>11083937
"no"
and then she says a lot of words, some of which could possibly be convincing
and you say
"no" again
it will drive her crazy to be denied ANYTHING. her boyfriend should be the one saying "no", but some virgins will defend "well at least he's getting laid", fuck that. he should be saying "no", and leaving it at that.

[Anonymous No.11085183]

>>11084449
That suggestion is so good it might even get OP get laid with his roommates gf. She'll get so angry shell feel attracted to OP

[Anonymous No.11085186]

>>11083966
youre not his mother you spineless fuck. tell her you want nothing to do with it and they cant touch your food. but I guess if we have to tell you this you aint gonna do it anyway.

[Anonymous No.11085202]

You could always just poison her food in a subtle way. Not enough to kill her but just enough to keep her sick.

[Anonymous No.11085215]

>>11084095
>>11084076

[Anonymous No.11085229]

>>11083937
Becky Lynch sucks ass

Although i wish it was my ass

[Anonymous No.11085251]

>>11083943
/thread

[Anonymous No.11085261]

>>11083937
It's really simple. What goes on between here and her boyfriend is up to them. You are entitled to half the fridge (or your share if you have more roommates). Don't back down on this, there is not justification for her taking over the whole fridge. Just tell her you prefer to cook for yourself and you need half the fridge (or less, if you need less and want to be nice).

And also, talk to your roommate, this is between you and him anyway, she doesn't even live there.

[Anonymous No.11085269]

>>11085261
>she doesn't even live there
If she is making moves on the fridge, she fucking lives there one way or another.

[Anonymous No.11085272]

Shes trying to do her womanly duty of cooking for men why stop her?

[Anonymous No.11085280]

>>11083937

Is it actually YOUR house or is it a rented shared space between you and him?

If it's the former tell her to fuck off. Literally YOUR fridge. If it's the latter, just say you're keeping your half of the fridge you're entitled to and she can do whatever she wants if her cuck boyfriend doesn't want to put his foot down.

That simple.

[Anonymous No.11085285]

>>11083966
Stop drinking beer for 2 days and buy a second fridge.

[Anonymous No.11085294]

>>11085269
That's a separate problem. But not negotiating with her and discussing the fridge with the actual roommate helps set the right tone with regard to this issue too.

[Anonymous No.11085642]

>>11083937
Sounds like you're in love with her boyfriend

[Anonymous No.11085649]

>>11085642
Hey look a girl

[Anonymous No.11085661]

>>11083937
>/Adv/
>/R9k/
Nobody cares about your living situation that has a tertiary food related issue

SAGE

[Anonymous No.11085664]

>>11085642
Begone, roastie

[Anonymous No.11085706]

Get another fridge for beer

[Anonymous No.11085755]

>>11083937
Either tell her to buy him his own fridge or get an apartment of their own.

She is his girlfriend not yours.

[Anonymous No.11085770]

>>11084042
>SO
post discarded

[Anonymous No.11085772]

>>11083937
Now that I think about it...you should fight with her, tell her no, and then slowly give in. Since then she is offering to cook for you and supply you with food, for free.

[Anonymous No.11085788]

>>11085772
>Since then she is offering to cook for you and supply you with food, for free.

This. She's offering to buy you food and cook you free meals. Why in the fuck are you complaining? Since I'm assuming you and the roommate split the bills, let them have half of the fridge.

[Anonymous No.11085796]

>>11083937
Don't let her have control. It's not fair to you to have to abide by what she wants in your house. Just be polite but stern about it. You get half the fridge and can keep whatever you want in there.

[Anonymous No.11085802]

>>11085788
No, the problem is it will start out as "free" then will slowly transition into a group pay for groceries. It never works out.

[Anonymous No.11085808]

>>11085788

[Anonymous No.11085817]

>>11085808
what kind of turbo autist has a 'cringe compilation'?

[Anonymous No.11085820]

>>11085802
Why can't you all split the groceries and then have a say in what she cooks then? If you cannot come to some sort of compromise then you should just split the fridge in half and cook your own food. All of this could be avoided if you just tried to make friends with her. She wouldn't be apt to push you into fucked up "contracts" then. Try not to be such an antisocial sperg. You have to live with these people.

[Anonymous No.11085821]

>>11085772
This is bad advice unless you have definitive evidence that she is both a decent cook and will cook consistently. It sounds more like she is just roasting around trying to be overly involved and will probably break up with this dude once she finally realizes she can't "fix" him and you're getting yourself in the middle of it.

Dealing with your own wife or gf is enough hassle, take a sincere word of advice and do not ever try to deal with someone else's on any level

[Anonymous No.11085827]

>>11085808
>free food and free meals are cringy

Where are you going with this, you dumb faggot?

[Anonymous No.11085833]

>>11085820
>Why can't you all split the groceries and then have a say in what she cooks then?
Have you never had roomates before? 100% of the time sharing grocery bills ends up in disaster. When living with someone else, everything that can remain separate, absolutely has to, to avoid problems later.

[Anonymous No.11085839]

>>11085817
Do you want to see some of mine? Here's one of my favorites.

[Anonymous No.11085840]

>>11085833
>Have you never had roomates before?

Yeah, but they were my friends and we didn't have any problems outside of the fact that they were fucking slobs.

[Anonymous No.11085857]

>>11085839
kek
>>11085840
Did you split the grocery bill?

[Anonymous No.11085866]

>>11085857
Admittedly, we didn't. We just bought our own food. You guys should just split the fridge in half and if she doesn't accept that, move out.

[Anonymous No.11085894]

>>11085866
Yeah, and to add to this: if one of my friends asked me if they could have some of X (which they always did because they weren't shitheads), I wouldn't mind if they ate some of my food and vice versa. None of them could cook but if they could, they would have let me eat some of it without "calling a debt" later on. If she offers to cook you free food and then demands you pay for it, move out. I wouldn't want to live with a two-faced shithead like that.

[Anonymous No.11085910]

>>11083937
You're moaning that a woman is wanting to cook for you?
Are you stupid?

[Anonymous No.11085934]

>>11085866
>You guys should just split the fridge in half and if she doesn't accept that, move out.
Which to circle back around is really what should happen and it will likely end up with him moving out because women fuck up everything in those scenario's.

[Anonymous No.11085943]

>>11085827
>muh free stuff
Are Americans really this poor?

[Anonymous No.11085967]

if she's going to be supplying the food what's the big deal, it's free. Just share half the fridge or get a mini one

[Anonymous No.11086010]

>>11085967
by clean out the fridge she probably means to toss everything she doesn't approve of

[Anonymous No.11086042]

Starts with the fridge then she'll move in to live here then she'll make your life annoying as hell and your room mate will automatically take her side. This is what happens when your roomate isn't a good friend.

[Anonymous No.11086047]

Get your own gf who bullys you about food but also fucks you

[Anonymous No.11086055]

>>11083937
Give her a second shiner to match the first one in your pic you beta faggot.

[Anonymous No.11086072]

>>11086042
This is always how it happens, I would gladly give anyone on here 1000 to 1 odds that this is the path this situation will take. I had a ton of roomates in my 20's and whenever the gf starts doing little shit like this, it is just the beginning of their master plan which is to control everything in the house.

[Anonymous No.11086107]

>>11083963
>>11083966

sharing a fridge is possible even with the tinyest fridges, telling your roommate what to eat (even if indirectly like she did) is not.

Upper shelves you
lover shelves them
if there are 2 compartments for veges everybody takes one, if there is only one it´s shared
door is shared.

if they don´t like it tell them to fuck off and get a minifridge in his room.

[Anonymous No.11086108]

>>11083937
>I'm a happily single guy whose fridge is normally beer and frozen meals, maybe some ingredients

lol what a piece of shit you are
i don't understand why no one else on a food board is saying it

[Anonymous No.11086110]

>>11086108
>lol what a piece of shit you are
How does that make him a piece of shit? That's what a single guy in his 20's generally has in his fridge when assuming he is going to college or something.

[Anonymous No.11086113]

>>11086108
Anyone that has spent more than a few days on /ck/ already knows that 90% of /ck/ does not cook.

[Anonymous No.11086119]

>>11086113
This. Unironically. /ck/ is a bunch of people eating fast food, and a bunch of diner line cooks who think they are chefs. The entire board is a parody of itself.

[Anonymous No.11086123]

>>11086113
i know ck is just a tangentially food related shitposting board but it is still a constant disappointment

[Anonymous No.11086128]

>>11086110
>what a single guy in his 20's generally does
not a good baseline desu

[Anonymous No.11086132]

>>11086128
As long as you grow out of it, I see no problem with that. If you are still eating frozen dinners and loading your fridge full of beer in your 30's, that's a problem.

[Anonymous No.11086133]

>>11083937
"well, look. you're not doing it for me, you're doing it for him, and i respect that, but i want my fridge to be my fridge still, so as long as you respect my space, i'll be willing to try your home cooking if it isn't shitty and doesn't require me to compromise. otherwise it's unfair to half the house."

[Anonymous No.11086140]

>>11086132
frozen dinners is teenage shit

[Anonymous No.11086149]

>>11086132
maybe this is just an amerishart thing, being useless in your 20s ?

[Anonymous No.11086150]

>>11086140
No teenager is buying their own groceries.
>inb4 but I did!
You would be in the minority.

[Anonymous No.11086154]

>>11086149
No europoor, it's called freedom to choose. Something you haven't known for a very long time.

[Anonymous No.11086161]

>>11086154
not a europoor lad

[Anonymous No.11086166]

>>11086154
>freedom to be a shitcunt
god bless america
*salutes an eagle*
*gets shot*
*claps*

[Anonymous No.11086176]

>>11086150
mummy buyed them for me

[Anonymous No.11086178]

>>11086161
Australia is even worse, you are the human waste the bongs dropped off because they didn't want you.
>>11086166
I enjoy your seething jealousy

[Anonymous No.11086181]

>>11086176
Single mummy most likely.

[Anonymous No.11086184]

>>11086132
>If you are still ... loading your fridge full of beer in your 30's, that's a problem.

Ask me how I know you're a roastie.

[Anonymous No.11086204]

>>11086184
I'm not, first time i've ever got that response. I am however a single male in his 30's that loads his fridge with beer and it's a problem though.

[Anonymous No.11086228]

>>11083937
Switch it out with lean meals and lite beer

[Anonymous No.11086269]

>>11083937
Sometimes you just gotta choke a bitch

[Anonymous No.11086288]

>>11083937
I installed an intrusion detection system on my fridge

[Anonymous No.11086295]

I think this truly solves the problem

[Anonymous No.11086307]

>>11083937
She's going to supply you with food AND cook it for you? What's the problem?

[Anonymous No.11086316]

>>11086307
I need to get a gauge on some of these comments. How old are you, and have you ever had roommates before?

[Anonymous No.11086323]

>>11085839
this one goes into my cringe compilation

[Anonymous No.11086330]

>>11086316
44. Married twice. Divorced twice. Two roommates since. I will die alone. I can't live with anyone.

[Anonymous No.11086337]

>>11086330
Dying alone is based and blackpilled

[Anonymous No.11086340]

>>11086330
>I can't live with anyone.
I know the feeling. I would rather live in the streets than have a roommate ever again. Although i'm pretty content being alone. I'll just buy life alert when I get older. The only reason I would want a wife at this point is to make sure I don't die because nobody was there to call for help. Life alert takes care of that.

[Anonymous No.11086345]

>>11085821
> It sounds more like she is just roasting around trying to be overly involved and will probably break up with this dude once she finally realizes she can't "fix" him and you're getting yourself in the middle of it.

I agree, but OP should make her and his roommate sign an agreement that she agrees to buy everything with her own money and cook it. As soon as she starts asking him for money to contribute then shit is over. If she says this seems unfair then tell her no deal.

[Anonymous No.11086349]

>>11086340
I have a 3 bedroom, 2 bath house all to myself. I love my solitude.

[Anonymous No.11086350]

>>11086132
He should learn how to fucking cook for himself like an adult.

[Anonymous No.11086356]

>>11086350
I'm not going to say you're wrong but there have been opinions on both sides, which very obviously leads me to believe it's personal preference above all.

[Anonymous No.11086362]

>>11086345
>OP should make her and his roommate sign an agreement that she agrees to buy everything with her own money and cook it.
You gonna get that shit notarized and keep a legal team on staff too?

[Anonymous No.11086466]

>>11086362
Terrible reaction image. Yep, this one’s going in my boomer compilation.

[Anonymous No.11086516]

>>11086466
I am 31 so that is fitting. Go ahead and put it in your boomer folder zoomer.

[Anonymous No.11086643]

Make her do all the work
Up the rent if she's staying there and make her sign a living agreement so you can kick her out.
She has to cook and clean everything in sluty slut clothing. Train her so when you ring a bell she gets you a cold brew.
Profit?

[Anonymous No.11086813]

Why the fuck would you come here for advice? Seriously? This is not where you get good advice mate. This board is for fast-food and incels pretty much. Thank God for Patti and Texas bro.

[Anonymous No.11086840]

>>11086813

[Anonymous No.11086846]

>>11083937
Why did you post Becky lynch

[Anonymous No.11086851]

>>11086813
>Why the fuck would you come here for advice?
I'm glad he did

[Anonymous No.11086877]

>>11083937
>over 100 replies
Based

[Anonymous No.11086884]

>>11086877
First interesting thread in ck in quite awhile, and it's hardly about food. That's how sad this board is.

[Anonymous No.11086909]

>>11086884
>First interesting thread in ck in quite awhile

[Anonymous No.11087203]

>>11085839
spicy!

[Anonymous No.11087209]

>>11086132

t. bitches

[Anonymous No.11087442]

I'm OP and I can't believe how much this thread blew up. I thought it'd fall off in like 3 replies.

>>11085788
>>11085280
Roommate and I don't split the bills. He's paying one third of this place (no utilities) "because he can't afford more," and I can't get anyone else to move in while he's here. But that's another issue better suited for /adv/.

>>11085802
This. Suddenly I'm going to be asked to contribute to cooking the meals after a long day at work, or come home to a big barrel of slop that I want nothing to do with, but "they made enough for all of us."

>>11086042
Yep. Suddenly she's mom and thinks she can redesign the house or clean out my fridge or be here when I'm not here. This really is a food thing, I don't want to have my fridge packed full of food I'm not going to eat, or getting the "you boys need to eat better" conversation.

>>11086132
>>11086350
I do cook sometimes. I mainly eat out or order in. I keep frozen shit for the rare times I can't stop by the store to pick up ingredients for the night's meal, or whatever. I don't have a lot of time to cook because of my job. Which is something my roommate doesn't have.

The worst thing is, the instant I start to give into her cooking shit, the more she's going to want me to contribute with dishes or doing the cooking myself so "we can all learn." I'd date someone if I wanted someone to fix my eating habits.

[Anonymous No.11087462]

>>11087442
>I'm OP and I can't believe how much this thread blew up
eat shit redditor

[Anonymous No.11087473]

>>11087462
Been here since '05 newfag

[Anonymous No.11087480]

>>11087473
Do you even remember 9/11 kid?

[Anonymous No.11087505]

>>11087480
Reno 911?

[Anonymous No.11087534]

>>11087505
great show, this is probably my favorite bit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

[Anonymous No.11087541]

>>11087480
Boomer detected; 9/11 never even happened. Do you just blindly believe the Fake News industry?

[Anonymous No.11087564]

>>11087541
Weird I drove by the location and the world trade centers aren't there

[Anonymous No.11087606]

>>11087564
That’s what the Jews want you to believe. The World Trade Center towers are literally at Dick Cheney’s house.

[Anonymous No.11087630]

>>11087534
oh cool i have put in a picture of my favorite scene

(sorry i got this from ebaums world)

[Anonymous No.11087662]

>>11083937
is that becky lynch

[Anonymous No.11087669]

>>11087662
yes

[Anonymous No.11087718]

I'm so fucking glad I got a good enough job that I never have to live with roommates again. It's amazing not having to deal with other people's annoying friends/partners being around 24/7 and their messes they take forever to clean and making noise when you want it to be quiet. Fuck ever going back to that.

[Anonymous No.11088180]

>>11086178
not a strayan lad

[Anonymous No.11088194]

>>11087442
lol, sharing meals and eating more healthily really is such a terrifying concept to the amerilard
>b-but i don't want to
>u can t make me roastie
>muh freedom

[Anonymous No.11088294]

>>11088194
Considering the chick is way out of shape herself, let me apologize that I don't want to just believe that "home cooked" is automatically better than frozen shit. But, sharing meals really is bullshit.

>Don't take too much, so no one else goes hungry!
>You didn't want pulled pork sandwiches tonight? Sorry, it's what I put in the crockpot :^)
>Oh... I made buffalo chicken casserole last week, you're really not going to make something? I thought it was your turn

[Anonymous No.11088396]

Why is this thread filled with people who love giving up control of their own life? It really makes me think people never lived with over bearing or annoying roommates before

[Anonymous No.11088427]

>>11083937
the question is why she is trying to, from her perspective, improve (You)r eating habits as well as your roommate's? Is she trying to make it easier for her to move in? Tell her to pay rent if she does any other intrusive shit.

[Anonymous No.11088458]

>>11083937
>roommates
>single

Nope. You're basically married to your roommates, even though its not a long-term commitment, but marriage isn't even that anymore anyway. If you actually want to be single, then live single, alone. In fact, in many ways having temporary roommates is worse than being married (depending on who you marry and who your room mates are, of course). This has been my experience anyway.

[Anonymous No.11088515]

>>11088427
I genuinely think she's in one of these situations where she thinks she can change the guy to her liking... and he's the kind of guy who will do anything a girl says.

She lives with her mom right now. And we're not young, really. I think she wants to get to move in,

>>11088458
I've lived with some great roommates in the past, where there are some awesome perks.

>Someone's around to make sure your place isn't broken into during vacation
>You make money for what would be an empty room otherwise

[Anonymous No.11088525]

>>11086154

[Anonymous No.11088880]

>>11086813
>the t. roastie reveals herself
noice

[Anonymous No.11088937]

>>11084408
Frozen meals count as cooking cuck

[Anonymous No.11089000]

>>11087462
I thought the same.

[Anonymous No.11089107]

>>11087442
>This. Suddenly I'm going to be asked to contribute to cooking the meals after a long day at work, or come home to a big barrel of slop that I want nothing to do with, but "they made enough for all of us."
Tell them how lucky they are that they get to eat the slop as leftovers.

[Anonymous No.11089137]

>>11085285
>stop drinking beers
what do you mean

[Anonymous No.11089746]

>>11088937
>can microwave his mom's left overs
>believes he's alpha
You can heat up a shitty meal, but you can't heat up a woman, faggot.

[Anonymous No.11089761]

>>11083963
you are a faggot

[Anonymous No.11090712]

>>11083937
You have a classic situation on your hands, my friend...

When women do this type of thing, its best not to argue with them because politics are tied into it deeply... Its basically the Vegan SJW girl shit... that same kind of thing...

What you have on your hands is the classic woman is SJW and her spouse is bisexual leaning into the cukold universe type thing...

Theres no way to fight it.. Its like trying to fight multiculturalism.. THE EXACT SAME RULES APPLY.. In every way.. So hide your power level and hide it well...

You basically need to deal with it the same way as any normal person does with SJW women.. You cant win.. you just need to do the same thing that others are doing in regard to the situation and put thought into your actions if you are doing otherwise..

When women do this type of thing regarding food or cooking, now days, it almost always means they are in the same boat as the SJW vegan type girls...

Be careful.. dont make any real aggressive arguments and handle it the same as most white dudes handle current multiculturalism...

[Anonymous No.11090885]

>>11083937
Looks like discount yvonne strahovsky

[Anonymous No.11091190]

>>11090712
I don't care about SJW shit but I don't want some girl thinking she can come into my home and regulate my shit when my roommate bends over backwards for her.

[Anonymous No.11091314]

She's trying to stealth move in.
If she wants to cook she can bring the ingredients on the day, she doesn't live there.

[Anonymous No.11091337]

>>11083937
Move all of your stuff into a minifridge in your room
Once she stocks the main fridge, throw out one item per day, preferably fresh and unused. If you must throw out leftovers, make sure to throw out the container it's in, too.

[Anonymous No.11091345]

>I'm a happily single guy whose fridge is normally beer and frozen meals

I don't see the problem with someone buying you actual food and cooking it for you.

[Anonymous No.11091460]

>>11083937
there are several reasons why this is ok.
you have to welcome her need for healthy food, because she will sooner or later be pregnant and gain a lot of weight. being used to healthy food puts her in the right mind to lose the weight again after pregnancy. and eventually she will be responsible for feeding the baby for the first 1 or 2 years through her body.

women are prone to peer pressure and participating in a healthy lifestyle only shows, that she is able to maintain good relationships.

she is probably concerned about you guys getting out of shape and being a bad match for her. you should appreciate her effort to keep both of you in shape and sexy. since everything boils down to being sexy.

just don't be a morron and try to support her efforts. you can still eat unhealthy since women are weak and will cheat on their diet as well.

[Anonymons No.11091544]

>>11085183
>3.65 MB
you expect me to download ALL that shit?

[Anonymous No.11092214]

>>11091345
Because it's not just getting a free personal chef, it's this chick deciding that tonight we're having stir fry when I want buffalo wings. It's her cooking and complaining I'm not contributing to the meals eventually.

"Free food" is a fucking waste when it's not what you feel like eating, and you're on someone else's diet for no good reason.

>>11091460
This is my roommate's girlfriend, why would I want to give a shit about any of this?

[Anonymous No.11093296]

How about you talk to them like a fucking adult and work out a compromise instead of asking the autist manchildren of /ck/ for advice

[Anonymous No.11093377]

>>11084332
this the perfect plan. Also keep 1 shelf (pantry, fridge, door of fridge, cabinet, freezer) etc for yourself. Put stuff in there off limits to both the roomate and the roomates girlfriend. Do not budge on this. She can do what she wants with the rest.

[Anonymous No.11094384]

>>11085183
That man is a disaster waiting to happen

[Anonymous No.11094401]

>>11086072

This. Why don't people realize that the entire female playbook is "divide & conquer?" As soon as she gains a foothold and you notice this as friend/roommate, she already has won since it is too late for your friend/roommate to notice or say something if he hasn't done so already. This is what they want. This is how they achieve their endgame of controlling their life while cutting you out of it.

[Anonymous No.11095962]

>>11084042
>compromise on your own shit because someone makes a selfish decision that affects everyone
no, fuck right off with that

[Anonymous No.11095972]

>>11093296
women are not adults. they're grown children who get their way if you ever want to have sex again. it's not my rule, it's their rule

[Anonymous No.11095979]

>>11084332
dietary cholesterol does fuck all to blood cholesterol

[Anonymous No.11096009]

>>11083937
you sound like an absolute faggot making this problem out of no problem. Just tell them not to touch your food and that is it. Damn it anon, you sound like a girl. Are you a girl?

[Anonymous No.11096010]

>>11083937
>My roommate's girlfriend is trying to make a power move in MY house, and wants us to clean out the fridge so she can start supplying us with "healthier ingredients that she can cook up for us."

wow what a bitch . i mean you
stop being a lil bitch nigga

[Anonymous No.11096021]

>>11086349
this sounds super sad. wish you the best anon, really do.

[Anonymous No.11096161]

>>11088194
>a woman appears
>let's drop everything and cater to her every whim

[Anonymous No.11096282]

shitty roommate thread?

>move into a dorm-like apartment complex that's promoted by the uni nearby for students since its cheap
>get two fatty dyke roommates, one who has a tag along girlfriend that pays no rent and regularly woke me up at night because she was screaming about how she was being domestically abused by one of the fatties

>starts out innocently enough
>few dishes in the sink, normal amount of space in the fridge gone, trash bags by the door
>help them out by washing their dishes sometimes to be a good roommate
>2 week later
>theres 21 bags of garbage by our front door after ive told them every day before i left for work to take it out
>they just brush me off and go back to smoking nasty cheap skunk weed in our living room
>fruit flies and stench so bad i cave and just toss the bags for them

>stop doing their dishes
>dishes accumulate despite our dishwasher working fine
>pots and pans full of crusted over food left out for days
>they do this to my cookware as well
>relocate all my canned food and cookware into my room
>fridge fills up with takeout boxes, frozen pizzas, frenchfry bags, and cheap box wine

>fruit flies start appearing
>tell them to do their dishes
>they ignore me and smoke more weed
>4 months in and fruitflies are still buzzing into my room
>walk into the kitchen for the first time in months
>walk by the sink
>a cloud of flies blows up into my face
>had fruit flies from august 2017 to april 2018 before they mostly cleared, but before they moved out they reappeared again
>after the fatties left all it took was 2 days for the fruitflies to go away

Never agree to live in a "shared" apartment under any circumstances. It isn't worth the trouble.

[Anonymous No.11096327]

>>11083937
if she buys it, fuck it but if not make sure you put your foot down early, its your motha fuckin house

[Anonymous No.11096359]

>>11096282
>they do this to my cookware as well
How did you not fucking murder them on the spot?

[Anonymous No.11096426]

>>11096359
i have no spine
also theres a weird sort of thing my friend who use to live at this apartment a few years before me told me, about how you can do where you can actually vote out "problem roommates" by having the majority of the apartments members complain to the management

i was too afraid that if i raised a stink and started retaliating against them besides confrontation and then giving up that they would have me evicted. since i dont have any friends or family nearby for about a 3 hour drive on the interstate I would be absolutely fucked; i would have to quit my job, pack up all my shit and rent a moving van, and move into my sisters basement then be back at square one.

50 dollars worth of pots and pans isn't worth losing my life over.

[Anonymous No.11096742]

>end up with a nig room mate who always used my dishes and then never cleaned them
>always blasted shitty rap music
>thought he was out one day cos it was silent for once
>walk into kitchen
>my own plate smashed on the floor with food on it (guess he dropped it?) and he just left it
>lose my shit and just yell "THAT FUCKING NIGGER"
>turns out he was in
>storms out of his room
>looks like he was about to kick the ever loving shit out of me
>the rage outweighs my spaghetti autism and i yell at the fuck rattling off all the dumb shit
>he backs off on the defensive and just walks back to his room

hmm

[Anonymous No.11096784]

>>11084365
...said the 20 year-old defiantly.

[Anonymous No.11096887]

>>11096426
You sound like a spineless bitch that let's obese land whales walk over you lmao. If you weren't in wa/Co I'd just call the cops on them for the weed

[Anonymous No.11096894]

>>11083937
why would you not want homemade food (assuming she can cook ofc) instead of the frozen junk you buy at the supermarket???

at least give it a try

[Anonymous No.11096908]

What kinda fucking faggot lets his bros bitch run his home?
Next thing you know shes gonna have both of you in chastity devices while Tyrone comes over and fucks her while you 2 play PS4 in the living room

[Anonymous No.11096973]

>>11096742

Nogs act tough but if you don't bitch out it's pretty easy to keep them in line.

[Anonymous No.11097003]

>>11083937
"No thanks, I'll eat what I want."
If she insists
"No, fuck off"
That's it. If she takes it poorly you can amend things over time, but you need to make your point. Machiavelli advises that if you need do damage, do it all at once, so you can then be nice for a prolonged period afterwards and not be perceived by her or your roommate as a toxic person.
Just be assertive anon. Maybe she'll like it and try to fuck you.

[Anonymous No.11097020]

Just a straight up "No"

[Anonymous No.11097136]

>>11093296
Because my roommate is a fucking obsessed baby who will do whatever his fat girlfriend says, because he's desperate.

>>11096894
I don't want my roommate's girlfriend dictating my menu in an effort to get him in shape. I don't want to come home from a long day of work and be stuck with a poorly made stew or something.

What I REALLY don't want is a girl dictating what I can and can't put in my fridge, but as I said in the OP, I'm just asking if I'm being fucking weird by not letting her do this.

Pretty much, it looks like I'm in the clear telling her she's overstepping her bounds.