/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11078641]

Is it a bad idea to cook with jewelry on?

[Anonymous No.11078653]

>>11078641
I couldn't tell which way that arm was going at first. But yes it's a bad idea, even if you aren't directly touching anything with it, it'll still get dirty from stuff like oil splattering if you're sauteeing or frying, and jewelry is dirty anyway from dead skin and body oil getting on it and you don't want that near food.

>seeing someone on a cooking show mixing raw meat with rings on and then only rinsing their hands with water
fucking disgusting

[Anonymous No.11078659]

>>11078641
It's probably a good idea for you to not do anything food related for a while bud.

[Anonymous No.11078663]

>>11078653
Gold is a natural antibacterial. So is silver. In high enough concentrations they can cure infection.

[Anonymous No.11078664]

>>11078641
That's one large mitt.
Fisting perfection.

[Anonymous No.11078665]

>>11078659
This.

[Anonymous No.11078677]

>>11078641
Did you shave your hand? Is that a lady watch? Are you an obese lady with hairy arms? I'm not judging but I hope you sort yourself out. Get skinny but don't shave cuz hairy ladies are hawt

[Anonymous No.11078687]

>>11078641
that hand is disturbing

[Anonymous No.11078859]

>>11078641
nice armstump, dickweed

[Anonymous No.11078893]

>>11078677
That's my gfs hand I'm just watching out for her when she's cooking for me. We like wearing classy watches

[Anonymous No.11078913]

There's something really unsettling about this thread. Are you the ogre who rents a polish families basement?

[Anonymous No.11078918]

>>11078893
>watch intentionally tight
10/10 troll. You guys are fat, though.

[Anonymous No.11078920]

>>11078663
>source: my ass

[Anonymous No.11078932]

>>11078920
Look it up you flaming homosexual retard. Why do you think people used SILVERware for the dank memes? Also they're noble elements so they don't chemically react with food meaning it won't alter flavor which is why caviar is eaten with a gold spoon. It's not just for stuntin. Silver is used on many surgical tools to this day.

[Anonymous No.11078949]

>>11078893
thassa pale salami

[Anonymous No.11078950]

>>11078641
lmao she has no knuckle definition
it looks like late 90s/early 2000s vidya graphics
where the characters just had nubs for hands

[Anonymous No.11079084]

>>11078950
OH LMAO, op is married to fucking Cloud, FUCKING KEK!

[Anonymous No.11079102]

>>11078641
what is it like to live with no fingers?

[Anonymous No.11079185]

>>11078641
How fat do you have to get to lose your knuckles
or is that a stump

[Anonymous No.11079525]

>>11078932

[Anonymous No.11079693]

>>11078950
It's kinda hard to wear high heels, or slip on banana peels, how does she get in and out of tubs
I hope she doesn't get mad, I hope she thinks this song is good not bad
'cause we think that she's totally rad, she's Nubs

No fingers no toes she doesn't own elbows, no phalanges no knobby knees to knock
She doesn't need knuckles or hands to go see punk rock bands, she's always in the stands, she's Nubs
She can't pick up a phone, she can't get dressed alone, she's got no funny bone, she's Nubs
No shoes no feet but we sure do think she's neat, she's Nubs, she's Nubs, she's Nubs

I asked her if she wanted a drink, I asked her if she liked Toronto, I asked her to go to the bar
But all she said was no thanks, no and no

It was time for her to leave, so I grabbed and shook her sleeve, and told her I'd see her at the next club
She got into a pack, some guy put her on his back, she said goodbye and kinda waved her stub

She's got beautiful eyes, and breasts regular size, but without calves and thighs she's Nubs
It's hard to give good head or get tied to a bed, when all you've got is a body and head, she's Nubs

She's Nubs, she's Nubs, she's Nubs, she's Nubs, she's Nubs, she's Nubs
She may not walk the walk, she may not like to talk, but bopy does she know how to rock
She's Nubs

[Anonymous No.11080297]

>>11079525
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3405418/

[Anonymous No.11080314]

>>11078641
WHATS WRONG WITH THAT HAND!?

[Anonymous No.11080358]

>>11078641
dO YOU think you're being funny putting a watch on a pig trotter? 1/10 bait, got me to reply. Here's your (YOU)

[Anonymous No.11080446]

>>11080314

[Anonymous No.11080512]

>>11078893
>>11078641
>>11080446
is that... what in the fuck are those things? how are americans even alive?

[Anonymous No.11080514]

>>11080512
O B S E S S E D

[Anonymous No.11080517]

>>11078641
did you get hungry and gnaw off your fingers?

[Anonymous No.11080541]

>>11080446
man, i'll bet you pick up all kinds of chicks with that expensive watch

[Anonymous No.11080553]

Oh god fuck this thread

[Anonymous No.11080559]

I don't understand how you get so fat that your knuckles aren't distinguishable anymore.

[Anonymous No.11080582]

>>11078641

[Anonymous No.11080588]

>>11080514
whiter than you mohammed

[Anonymous No.11080589]

>>11080559
if he cuts himself, he bleeds gravy

[Anonymous No.11080603]

>>11078641
>Is it a bad idea to cook with jewelry on?
It is a bad idea to work in a machine shop with jewelry. It can catch on equipment like saws and other devices and lock onto you to make a situation dangerous to cutting, breaking, amputation. So, for instance, a meat slicer is similar. Kitchens have big handles on pots, things bubbling away, pulling pizzas out of ovens...do you want your ring, bracelet or watch to catch on something, or hold hot oil or water underneath it if something did happen? Do you see people wearing ties near garbage disposers? Even children's lanyards are tearaway to prevent choking. How similar is a hanging ID or long necklace to that kind of danger? If you were suddenly slipped, then were jerked down or caught on something as you feel in a kitchen due to something around your neck, would you be hurt, burned or choked?

Jewelry can harbor germs, stay wet underneath, harbor fungus and strep next to the skin or be a vector to hold e.coli from bathroom visits.
Depending on your situation, you might find it a low, medium or high risk in the kitchen to the safety of others and yourself. Let's put it this way, in a hospital setting, employees really think about jewelry.

I used to work in a laboratory, and when I spilled liquid nitrogen on a countertop it dripped down my frontside, shirt then shorts, and right into my boot adhering a sock to my skin for several seconds before sublimating. Long enough to chill my skin into a 3rd degree burn. I wore loose longer pants from that day forward.

[Anonymous No.11080617]

What's up with all these fat featureless wrists with very expensive watches? I remember seeing these threads all the time on other boards, usually posted with some "arrogant rich asshole" copypasta.

[Anonymous No.11080640]

If you where jewelry in the first place you are trash.

[Anonymous No.11080648]

>>11080617
>What's up with all these fat featureless wrists with very expensive watches? I remember seeing these threads all the time on other boards, usually posted with some "arrogant rich asshole" copypasta.
I'm suspecting you just have a problem with rich people and/or fat people. If you want a nice watch yourself and no one loves you enough to gift you a watch, then buy yourself one. Watches are typically milestone kinds of gifts: graduation, anniversary, first job's paycheck. There's very little difference to buying gold/stocks/CDs and parking your money in the bank, or enjoying a watch that appreciates and parking some of your money on your wrist. Once you have two dimes to rub together, where you put your money is preference. If your friends and family all have run of the mill jobs/careers, they should all easily afford a watch. If they don't ever save money or maintain a bank balance beyond 2 months salary, then something is wrong with your lifestyle that you can't afford to take $450-1500 from savings to your arm, big deal.

[Anonymous No.11080665]

>>11080648
I don't have a problem with either, it's just odd that the pictures are nearly always both fat and an expensive watch. Where are the pictures of thin people with expensive watches? Fat people with cheap watches? Etc?

I have no problem with people buying watches of whatever price.

I do have a problem with fat people, mainly because my ass ends up paying for their invevitible health problems. And also because it is honestly disgusting to gaze upon.

[Anonymous No.11080685]

>>11080648
lmao what
Posted >>11080617, not >>11080665 by the way.
I was just pointing out that there's an odd amount of images of plump hands wearing expensive looking watches. They're all crudely shot with some cheap camera at the same angle and all feature a closed fist. Nowhere did I state I had any issues with fat people nor watches, nor did I (think I) imply any.
But it's good to know you're one of them.

[Anonymous No.11080706]

>>11080665
>>11080685
Thanks for further clarifying that indeed you are just batshit crazy and maladjusted.

[Anonymous No.11080720]

>>11080648
>rich people
you obviously don’t know anything about watches

[Anonymous No.11080725]

>>11078893
why does someone get this many spots, is it a deficiency or something?

[Anonymous No.11080730]

>>11079693
I hear they suck live

[Anonymous No.11080736]

>>11080706
you don't think it's odd that the pics are always fatty+ $$ watch? Would't you expect to see some cheap watches and non-lardass wrists sometimes? And for that matter, other skin colors? And maybe some ladies? But no: it's always some pasty white landwhale.

[Anonymous No.11080780]

>>11079525
You're an idiot. They're right. I still think you should take your rings off but gold and silver do have those properties.

[Anonymous No.11080788]

>>11078641
>>11078893
Please lose weight.
You're making me uncomfortable.

[Anonymous No.11080796]

>>11080588
>proving their point

[Anonymous No.11080798]

>>11078932
True, but silver is not a noble element.

[Anonymous No.11080803]

>>11080648
So, just to get this straight, every post in this thread is a troll post?

[Anonymous No.11080840]

>>11080798
>The short list of chemically noble metals (those elements upon which almost all chemists agree) comprises ruthenium (Ru), rhodium (Rh), palladium (Pd), silver (Ag), osmium (Os), iridium (Ir), platinum (Pt), and gold (Au).[1]

[Anonymous No.11080846]

>>11080780
This. In fact, Silver cream is the de facto burn treatment to prevent infection.

[Anonymous No.11081003]

>>11080603
wow you sound like a dumbass, learn to handle ya liquid n2 kid
button up ya labcoat

[Anonymous No.11081463]

>>11080846
>silver cream
Hey retard silver is a metal you can't milk it

[Anonymous No.11081470]

>>11081463
>so beta his silver hasn't showed him its titties yet
What a fucking loser.

[Anonymous No.11081472]

>>11080725
those are called freckles, based retard

[Anonymous No.11081505]

>>11081470
gib milkers silber mommy

[Anonymous No.11081514]

>>11080725
>>11081472
Based retards, those aren't freckles, they're called 'liver spots' among other names. They're a sign of old age or otherwise ill-health.

[Anonymous No.11081590]

>>11078641
Fucking hamplanets

[Anonymous No.11081681]

>>11080603
Smart anon in the house

[Anonymous No.11081698]

>>11078641
apparently so since your watch accidentally slid onto that chicken breast

[Anonymous No.11081720]

>>11078663
Same with lead and Mercury you dummy

Just because it can kill bacteria doesn't make it any good

Besides Ozone is better for doing that job if you really care about bacteria, specially in The water

[Anonymous No.11081735]

>>11081720
Gold and silver are noble metals so they won't be absorbed by the body. Fucking brainlets on /ck/ I swear.

[Anonymous No.11081750]

>>11078663
I still don't want extra body oil and skin flakes in my food if I can help it, even if the bacteria was killed

[Anonymous No.11081769]

>>11081750
What?

[Anonymous No.11081772]

>>11078641
yes?

[Anonymous No.11081774]

>>11081735
>>won't be absorbed by the body

Nonsense. There are documented cases of alternative health whackjobs dying their body grey because they took too much colloidal silver. google it.

[Anonymous No.11081802]

>>11081735
Can you shut the hell up about your Facebook terminology "noble metals" already? Just because they are associated with royalty with kings and shit doesn't make it noble. The only noble elements are the ones on the far right of the periodic table

[Anonymous No.11081809]

>>11081802
See
>>11080840
Retard.

[Anonymous No.11081817]

>>11081809
Yea I know >>11080840 is being a retard that's what I said.

[Anonymous No.11082056]

>>11081774
I know two people whove done thats. When they tan they turn gray.

[Anonymous No.11082390]

>>11081750
Huh?

[Anonymous No.11082822]

>>11078893
holy fuck I don't know whether her fatass is gonna lose that hand due to that watch cutting off circulation or to diabetes

[Anonymous No.11082914]

>>11081769
>>11082390
>jewelry is dirty because it's full of body oil and skin flakes
>"actually gold is antibacterial"
>i still don't want that stuff in my food even if there's no bacteria on it

[Anonymous No.11082948]

i wear a watch when i cook and havent had any issues!

[Anonymous No.11083133]

>>11080846
Silvadene is a miracle for chafing, gotta keep it refrigerated though. It actually turns black after it expires from oxidation.

[Anonymous No.11083797]

>>11078932
People used silverware because the silver would tarnish in contact with poison. They were afraid of assassinations.

[Anonymous No.11083806]

>>11080582
How do you expect someone starts on the path to becoming a Michelin Chef? You must first be a Michelin Man.

[Anonymous No.11083809]

>>11078641
Where are your knuckles?

[Anonymous No.11084426]

>>11078893
wtf american

[Anonymous No.11084704]

AMERICANS CAN STOCK FAT IN THEIR KNUCLES

[Anonymous No.11084735]

>>11078641

Oh shit! Hamfist, what the fuck are you doing here?!

[Anonymous No.11084829]

>>11078641
gold, silver, stainless steel and jems are pretty much resistant to everything but acqua regia for the first two

[Anonymous No.11085378]

>>11080725
you...you mean freckles..?
>>11081514
there may be some liver spots in there, but those are mostly freckles, I know a ginger bastard when is sees one being one myself

[Anonymous No.11085409]

>>11078641
in a word, yes.

in a few more words, it depends on what you are doing, is the food dry or wet, what are you working with, is there a chance of oil splattering or splashing you.
I typically take my rings off when I am washing dishes, dealing with chicken or otherwise directly handling food stuffs
I never wear a watch when cooking unless I am doing something like grilling or boiling noodles where I want to time something without being arsed to grab a timer.

tl:dr
For simple things it doesn't matter much, but it's a good idea to remove rings, watches, hair ties and dangling jewelry from your fingers, wrists and neck. earrings are generally harmless

[Anonymous No.11085426]

>>11080588
there's nothing funnier than a dude thinking he's genetically superior to others while looking like an obese balloon animal.

[Anonymous No.11085441]

>>11078641
Where the fuck are this guys knuckles?

[Anonymous No.11085465]

>>11078641
>>11080446
Nice watches, Patrick.

[Anonymous No.11085768]

>>11085441
>>11085465
It’s an /fa/ meme, especially the fat guy in the Rolex Submariner, on their Watch Generals. He’s called Hamfist. The rest are too, but way smaller memes. Basically the meme is fat people wearing watches. Which is ridiculously hilarious.

Another meme are watch monstrosities.

[Anonymous No.11085883]

>>11085768
this. you guys got memed

[Anonymous No.11085895]

>>11085768
I thought it was a biz meme. Last year people would post these to larp as big shots that made a lot of money with crypto with "what are you guys buying"

[Anonymous No.11085901]

>>11085768
Why is it that /ck/ and /pol/ are the easiest to meme? Is it the higher percentage of clueless normies?

[Anonymous No.11085917]

>>11078893
lololololol i have this image saved

[Anonymous No.11086038]

>>11085917
Haha nice friend. I also have this image saved, that is how I was able to post it. I really really like this image and you may save it again if you want, my friend, it's all yours :)