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Big Eats and OC Edition

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>> No.11078567

this doesnt seem all that crazy

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>> No.11078743

Pretty godawful thread so far. Let's see where it goes.

>> No.11078791

What the fuck is all that shit

>> No.11078802
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Never had a cocktail before?

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>> No.11078821

you're a big cocktail

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For you

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We all know /ck/'s waifu is Sara

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>> No.11078966

doing god's work

>> No.11078975

>Japan's greatest bartender
>spend literally all of your time on close-up shots of ingredients instead of the fucking bartender
Either the director is a fucking hack or the bartender's just not that good.

>> No.11078976

Is this supposed to be a fetish thing? Honestly I was enjoying this (not like that, as humor) until she pulled out her tits. Stringy cheese pulls are satisfying, but this...this is cancer.

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Bartending is about the result and he produced a fine drink.

>> No.11078994

I don't know, she's just batshit crazy is all I can glean from it. I saw it on gif once and saved em, not sure of the source.

>> No.11078998

>I saw it on gif once
probably best to keep it there then m8

>> No.11079000

Pause at 0:06. Thats like 5-6 shots at least.

>> No.11079002

>full bottles of tequila corked
how much do you want to bet that shits watered down or substituted with some bathtub liquor

>> No.11079007

Who are you calling m8 friend?
>was a /ck/ thread on gif. Better than the stale circlejerk these usually are.

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What's your problem?

>> No.11079017


is this, like, a joke or something?

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>> No.11079032


>2 shots of vodka
>pours out a 1/4 of the bottle

Oh Sandra, who are we trying to kid here? We know you're a booze hound so that way you can muster up enough courage to allow your husband to penetrate you.

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Were you beaten up by an avocado or something?

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>ck waifu
A Challenger Appears.

>> No.11079053

oh boy baked eggs and throwing away half an avocado. I totally can't think of anything better to do with this flavorful and relatively expensive vegetable besides put eggs on it which are baked so they have the delicate texture of an old eraser.

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avocado and eggs shouldnt go together. i dont support phylogenetic race mixing like that

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>> No.11079067

Stop posting this faggot.

>> No.11079069

No egg fortress yet? For shame /monster/, for shame. I'll just scroll down to the next fast food thread.

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I'm sorry, did we interrupt your asian youtube attention whore posting?

>> No.11079085

What kind of fucking dirt brained animal just throws up right where he is, all over the furniture, instead of going to the bathroom?

>> No.11079094

Someone whose stomach can't wait. Ever have ipecac? A little bit of that stuff and you'll have vomit so painful and forceful that it can't be held back.
LA Beast could have at LEAST gotten a trash bin ahead of time though.

>> No.11079096

But >>11079067 is right. Stop posting this.
That's why these are such a circle-jerk on /ck/
The same tired shit every time.
Take 10 fucking minutes to learn how to make webms, and then find something worth posting, then make a webm.

>I started doing this a few days ago so now I am vastly superior to you.

>> No.11079105

>stomach can't wait
Lol fajeet. The only time I ever throw up is when i stick fingers down my throat. (not a bulemia-fag)
I'm tempted to do ipecac just to see if I can handle it.

>> No.11079108

Care to post some of your OC to raise the quality of the thread?

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>> No.11079114

Judging by your overall attitude I can say you're all bark and no substance.
Go ahead and do the ipecac. It'll put some actual hair on those balls.

>> No.11079118

That was my first post in the thread, I just find him to be a stupid faggot.

>> No.11079123
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What I find interesting is people will make new OC and get no replies but then someone posts the fucking egg fort and it's 30 (You)s guaranteed.
We need a better quality of poster.

>> No.11079125

steve wouldnt have even flinched at this

>> No.11079137

Converting a video right now my dude...

>> No.11079138
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Steve normally takes small bites or sips. He doesn't slam a 20oz bottle of a 30 year old shitty soda.

>> No.11079140

>wanting hair on your balls
>not being completely hairless for faster fucking due to no wind resistance.
Stay basic kid.

>> No.11079143

So much work for such a degenerate meal.

>> No.11079146

completely retarded

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it was for the camera, idiot

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>> No.11079188

Being such a narcissist-generation that it seems perfectly normal to you to throw up syrup water all over your kitchen table.
>people born after 1990 were a mistake.

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Its a shipworm, from submerged rotting logs in a brackish swamp.
>I gotta figure out how to hardsub these.
>Anyone know?

>> No.11079199

why even post this?
how can baiting be that important to you

>> No.11079205

Decent quality, fairly unique subject matter. Good job. Also hardsubbing depends on the program. Basic ones like Webm For Retards can only do a caption.

>> No.11079209

I'm doing it in command prompt like an OG.
using https://wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/WebM#The_basic_command for references

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Wow, hardcore. Sorry can't help you there.

>> No.11079212

same guy from the dirt egg webm right? whats his show called? seems like I might enjoy it as a before bed kind of show

>> No.11079216

I love that series. Seems like he sold off the property though because the channel name has changed a few times in the last year.
Chunky shy girl at 0:15 is best.

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Korean Girls Eating Things is a neat idea.

>> No.11079222

best ever food review show
I just looked up random shit, not really familiar with it myself.

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Dirt egg?

>> No.11079247

There's no reason a soda would go bad after 20 years. I'm assuming either the cap was open slightly letting air in, or someone replaced the soda with something else and sold it on ebay hoping some retard would pay $500 for it. Obviously some retard did.

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It was slightly yellow in color and had no carbonation left so yes something was wrong with it.
Like the 24 year old Ecto Cooler he drank that had clearly gone off.

>> No.11079265

How does he get out

>> No.11079280

Working on hardsubs still. Anyone know how to get .srt files of youtube subs?
All the methods I'm seeing don't seem to work, or give me an xml

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pic related

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You'll have to go to /g/ where the nerds live.

>> No.11079301

Yeah you're probably right... Never been on /g/ before.

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>baking at 425f not 420f
>420f braise it

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I made a thing again.

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>> No.11079343

At this point just buy the prepackage Jimmy Dean shit, it'll taste the same. That meat is going to be unbelievably dry, crumbly, and tasteless.

>> No.11079344

What a fucking retarded waste of time

>> No.11079349
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A few suggestions:
Reduce resolution. You don't need stuff to be be 1280*720. Even 640 is fine.
Increase speed to save on time (1.10x speed is barely noticeable) to try to condense stuff into a singular webm.
Edit a little more to cut out "boring" parts to see a above. One fast webm will get a lot more traction than three long ones.

But you've got good material and a drive so keep working.

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>> No.11079358

Yeah, I'm doing it manually though and haven't really figured out the "cut out this" "Join these together" yet.
Decided to learn how cuz I'm bored.

>> No.11079360

Adding the egg to the guacamole mix doesn't seem like a bad idea desu
But straight up eating a glob of guacamole with egg-whites seems kinda nasty

>> No.11079361

I take your point though.

>> No.11079362
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/ck/ limits are 2 minutes in length and 3MB in file size. So if you have some maximum constraint you can set work with that.

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>> No.11079372

Yeah, I should probably just get that webm for dummies or w/e instead of doing it manually in command prompt like a turbosperg.
Anyone recommend a good webm for tards?

>> No.11079377
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If it works on your OS seriously use Webm For Retards. It has all the options you need and is very easy to use. Multiple cuts, file size constraints, all of it.

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this ones a classic

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>> No.11079413

Oh shit, a boss and I'm out of phoenix down.

>> No.11079421
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not using the one with the proper filename

>> No.11079425

Call me a retarded nigger faggot all you like,
but I don't know how to compile shit currently, and the webm for retards doesn't seem to have the .exe with it.
>Tell me how dumb I am and then point me in the right direction please.

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>> No.11079463

bad job gaynons

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>> No.11079479

Literally one of the worst "recipes" I've ever seen.

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>> No.11079496

>not surly
Alex, I'll take The English Language for 200 please.

>> No.11079497

>brasising at 420 degrees farenheit
absolute retard, 420 is almost 100 degrees above where the maillard occurs

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>> No.11079500

obviously didn't watch the webm

>> No.11079521

have you never fucking seen what LA beast is you dumb faggot
that's his whole fucking thing you stupid fucker
he does challenges and when he fails them he shows you that he fails them

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>> No.11079535

No. I'm not a narcissist. Watching some dumb faggot throw up food doesn't really appeal to me.
>You're proving my point dumbass.
>I bet you play with your phone while you shit, loser.

>> No.11079543

Can someone post a webm of that annoying guy who takes a bite of food then goes wide eyed looking at the camera

>> No.11079550 [DELETED] 

Mark Weins? The literal antichrist?
I'm not sullying my hands making a webm of that demon.
>my newly able to craft webm hands.
>content master race reporting in.
>leechfags can suck a bullet.

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>> No.11079595

There's a nightclub here in Argentina that serves some garbage called "balde de mezcla" literally "mix bucket" where they pour just random shit quality drinks. I went there once like 6 years ago and took a sip... it was nasty as fuck (but very cheap).
My brother went there recently and told me it's not even cheap now but people still order it, like what the fuck. This country is full of subhumans.

>> No.11079599

not that anon but I'm guessing he meant the freaky asian travel dude

>> No.11079618

L.A beast is the fuckin truth

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Getting pretty good at this shit.
Wish we had sound here, the crunch when he cuts these makes my mouth water no joke.
>Almazan kitchen. ona my new favorites.

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>> No.11079631

god i wish that were me

>> No.11079634

Avocados are relatively cheap here. Some ballpark as mangoes and garlic. I can't tell if muh expensive fruit is a /ck/ meme ot not.

>> No.11079637

>Fucking narcissist. And you faggots scream tits or gtfo if someone says I'm a femanon.
The guy is a look at me kind of fag.
Boo to anyone who is into this shit.

>> No.11079657

he ate glass shards which means he's instantly more metal than you or i

>> No.11079697

>where the mallard occurs
But there was no duck meat in there?

>> No.11079704

It's really sad that literally every hobby and interest board I visit on this site still has pathetic losers latching onto some autistic-ass waifu. Please go outside, anons.

>> No.11079715

>Cockator: Winged Guardian of the Abyss

>> No.11079861

this one ruins my mood a lot for some reason

>> No.11079894

yes, but how does the gentleman behind the counter get in and out of his workspace without disrupting, or even damaging, the chicken eggs?

>> No.11079895
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What a stupid fuck

>> No.11079949


Seeing stuff like this is so cool to me. Every movement, no matter nonchalant it looks, is 100% deliberate. Dude has been at the egg sandwich game for years.

>> No.11079978

No one better post that fag using gloves to dab the grease off a slice of pizza before using a fork and knife to eat it. Out of all the food webms out there, that is the one that really rustles my jimmies

>> No.11079980

>not naming gif orimental

>> No.11080001

>Deep frying wagyu beef

>> No.11080011

oh man it's been years

>> No.11080107

Not the guy you're replying to, but how is looking at your phone while you shit a bad thing? What would you have people do, stare at the wall? It's just a way to stay entertained like reading a magazine, a book, or really anything else. The fact that it's a phone doesn't change anything. If you were complaining about people looking at their phone when they're outside in a park, or walking on the street I could get behind what you're saying. But you said a dumb thing, so I cant get behind what you're saying.

>> No.11080189

The yellow is just what happens to the sweetener as it ages. Actually safe to drink, just not very tasty.

>> No.11080203

This product made millions once it was marketed to people who have Americans over for company.

>> No.11080208

All "speed eaters" eat like this. They all have the exact same hand positioning, head movement, etc. I assume it's a good technique for shoving shit down themselves, but it looks dumb.

>> No.11080258

What is that egg?

>> No.11080277

I sub them myself with aegissub and render them onto the video with submerge because I can't get ffmpeg to fucking compile with the subtitle filter included.

For youtube subs, how are you getting them at the moment? "youtube-dl --write-sub" gives me a vtt file, and the vtt to srt converters online seem to work okay.

>> No.11080292

For cutting and combining clips, get sections with
>ffmpeg -ss 00:00:00 -i input.mp4 -t 10 output1.mp4
make a text file like
>file 'output1.mp4'
>file 'output2.mp4'
>ffmpeg -f concat -i filelist.txt combined.mp4

It's kinda a pain in the ass timing the clips correctly though, and it's a giant hassle if you want to do time lapse sections or join differently formatted videos together. I should really just find a visual editor.

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>> No.11080334

>typical casto-iron cooklet

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its just like my batsu games

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>> No.11080419

cringe everytime i see that pit removal trick in a video like they think theyre the first ones to do it

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I think that's all of the actually informational webms I have.

>> No.11080474

Everything said and done, this guy's a pretty decent cook despite all the overly dramatized tv shows

>> No.11080539

>god I think theres a joke in here, I really want to look cool and say something about Americans
>y-you know because they eat a lot and are fat, haha, get it?
>so if you like...h-had an american over to your 3rd world cuck shed, youd have to lock up your 200g of lentils and 2 ginger snaps that you could hardly afford with a weeks pay, lest the American would bully you with his superior strength from eating red meat and take your food.
>lol americans, right?

>> No.11080556

That's just a measurement of his "LOOK AT ME" powerlevel. What a fucking narcissist.

>> No.11080557
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You call this a webm thread?

>> No.11080558

I always hate that too. that head bobbing motion looks so stupid. all those competetive eating videos are cringy to me. who wants to see that? fuckin gross.

>> No.11080560

I say it ironically. Because I'm capable of attracting the interest of real life women.

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>> No.11080596

Interesting, but I reject it as florid faggotry and wasting food.

>> No.11080602

this seems like a bizarre thing to use inside of your own house, but odds are it was designed for other things. i could see this maybe being useful for people who need to keep refrigerated medicines (particularly preloaded twist syringes) in a house with young kids in it. insulin is an example of this. alternatively, you could be a big hit at the office when you put your lunch in a fucking locking cage.

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>i was only pretending to be retarded!

>> No.11080670

What could they possibly focus on the bartender for that would actually contribute to his quality as a bartender? You don't actually think twirling bottles and flipping a shaker is a mark of a good bartender, do you?

>> No.11080684

Not sure that applies here weirdo.
Nice picture, totally not incel shit.

>> No.11080714

keyword being relatively. Not as in relative to your location but relative to anything else going into it. They're about a dollar a pop here when in season. Not arm and a leg expensive but throwing some dirt cheap eggs on them is sort of waste.

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>> No.11080762

A minute in, okay this looks pretty healthy.
When is this retarded lardass gonna ruin it by dump...
Yeah okay that's entirely what I expected.

>> No.11080853

I do this for my daughter's lunches and the little asshole never eats them.

>> No.11080868

Can someone please post the webm of the lady who puts slabs of butter on burger buns?

>> No.11080883

He's very good at cooking and his EU based shows are actually really nice. He actually said before that he doesn't enjoy playing it up for the camera unless the people are total cunts.

>> No.11080911

maybe she doesn't eat them because she's a girl and she thinks they're too pretty to eat

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>> No.11080931

What does he throw on that thing? Just salt?

>> No.11080944

Most humane way I've seen so far.

>> No.11080951

Yeah, you just look for the little air holes and scare them out with it.

>> No.11080958

Such feels.

>> No.11080985

How good are you at making them? Would you say you're the king of carrot flowers?

>> No.11080988

Is the yellow thing the clam's penis?

>> No.11080998

good job anon

>> No.11081000

They aren't getting scared they're dying.
Clams are fearless.

>> No.11081008

yes, unfortunately he committed the crime of illegal bestiality and was sent to prison shortly after this recording was made

>> No.11081011

if only he'd been canadian

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of course, anon

>> No.11081062

>illegal bestiality
So what kind of bestiality is legal?

>> No.11081083

Ask Canada.

>> No.11081089

I'm not hip on "bestiality news"
What are you referring to, weirdo?

>> No.11081105

Speaking of pancake mix, what's the point? If you still have to add eggs and milk yourself, why pay a 400% premium for fucking flour, sugar and baking powder?
Those ingredients can be bought in bulk, last forever, can be used for other things and it takes one (1) minute to mix them in the ratios you need.
t. irrationally angry over pancake mix

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>> No.11081156

It's to guard against roommates and coworkers

>> No.11081166

assblasted american detected

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OwO when did we get this reporting system?


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>> No.11081212

is this what asmr is?

>> No.11081213

Living in your obsessed brain, rent free.

>> No.11081216

>2 shots of vodka
>pours half a shot

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>the only way americans can comfort themselves over being laughed at for being a nation of human garbage disposals is by telling themselves everyone else is "obsessed"

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>> No.11081345

You'll never get an immigration that way Radomir.

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>> No.11081359

try not to cry those buttery american tears

>> No.11081362

>dives in for the bite slowly
>makes eye contact before the bite
>maniacally enjoys while not blinking
>maintains eye contact until swallow

>> No.11081382

Jokes on you, I'm a crocodile.

>> No.11081397


Please forgive him. He's just used to sucking cocks that way.

>> No.11081405

They're all limey scum, give me a break.

>> No.11081413

Why are brits so arrogant? The only brits I ever met in my life were all so insufferably arrogant, just like you fuckers on here.

>> No.11081498

who said anything about brits

>> No.11081516

Americans don't have banter or the capacity to understand it, so you parse it as arrogance. It's the same reason this entire site gets butthurt over Australians.

I don't understand why Americans are so touchy and thin-skinned. You come from the same stock as limeys and bruces, you'd think you'd take yourselves a little less seriously.

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>> No.11081684

>youtubers are attention whores
Damn, have you ever considered joining the force? With detectives like you no crime would go unpunished

>> No.11081751
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This. I'm so bored of seeing that stupid ass webm. EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.

>> No.11081763

The way it instantly changes color is amusing

>> No.11081799

yeah i always wanted to eat non flavored sugar water

>> No.11081859

>OC Edition
>Everyone just posts the same tired shit over and over as is always the case.
Well I tried. I even made some fresh OC to try to inspire change.
>Never gonna change when this site is bogged down with leeches and sauceboys now.
Fucking zoomers.

>> No.11081934

I appreciated the OC anon. It's just the reality of every thread here though, it's 99% the same shit that's been posted before, 1% new.

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I made some OC tho. Here, have another.

>> No.11081978

I'm sure those still taste good, but I'm pretty sure Chinese egg tarts use puff pastry.

>> No.11081981

I did. So-called "euros" are majority brits.

>> No.11081988

Banter? That's how you excuse your arrogance? Pathetic.

>> No.11081994

>those hammy fingers


>> No.11082011

We do not come from European stock. Europeans are "thick skinned" because they viciously attack one another, day in and day out, for no apparent reason whatsoever. It is the hallmark of a people who were all mistreated as children. Friend or foe, it's what you do there. "Oh, are you hurted by the needless words of criticism I'm uttrering? SUCK IT UP YOU BLOODY WANKAHHHH!"

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Never trust a thin chef.

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>> No.11082045

Why is his hat on backwards? And why does his shirt say "swag" (whatever that means) FOUR times? What a loser.

>> No.11082054

>not like that
i fapped tbhfampai

>> No.11082069

Inferiority complex which makes sense since we've only existed for 242 years and most european cultures have been around for a minimum of 1000 years, many much longer. Inferiority complexes lead to anger, jealousy and hostility rather than lighthearted bants. Plus on this board americans as individuals appear much less mature than europeans, but I can't explain that.

>> No.11082142

It's legal in like 7 states lol where have you been?

>> No.11082234

Reminds me of that old tutorial explaining how to make a fleshlight using starch that was going around a few years ago

>> No.11082264

Based passive aggressive canadian

>> No.11082270

Plastic bottles actually exchanges air trough the plastic. Thats why when you take a water sample to test the oxygen levels in the water is done with a glass bottle (winkler flask).

>> No.11082307

So I'm into bushcraft and when I saw him making a little hole in the top of the egg... I thought cool, he's making a hole so he can sit the egg to stop it exploding while sitting in the ashes right? That's what we do here int he West. Then they would peel it and eat yummy egg.

Instead, niggers...

>> No.11082311

Is that a light Sussex crossed with some kinda silkie? That doesn't even make sense.

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>> No.11082607

lel i've always thought she looked like the type of woman to have a gay closeted husband

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>> No.11082694

a woman let this man inseminate her

>> No.11082701

This would be unironically less disturbing if it was human blood instead of ketchup. Even menstrual blood.

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>> No.11082758

She's first lady of New York so you may be right.

>> No.11082797

You are a homo

>> No.11082805

Of course the jew wants to do some snipping

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I made a thing.

>> No.11082826

>Animal planet

>> No.11082835

Look at this this seething sped, not even the faggoty weeb but you're an autist

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The west is also obese :/ fatty bushcraft cosplay

>> No.11082850

>projecting emotions onto random strangers on the internet
>Calling the autistic kettle black.

>> No.11082854

Eurospeds are severely autistic, I've only ever seen britbongs and krauts getting pissy about ozzies making fun of their goofy asses.

You're a whiny bitch, stop crying
Euros have a perpetual stick up their collective asses because they're aware of how shit their lives and countries are anon, we muricans don't understand things being that blatantly horrible so we just keep going carefree

>> No.11082860

he's not even eating it all

>> No.11082861

Cmon anon, I'm not the one crying about japshit on a Japanese Radiation Awareness website and calling people incels.

At least you acknowledged your autism tho

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I did a thing again.

>> No.11082937

Someone has a serious case of inferiority complex here

>> No.11083024


This is why Jack is the best Chef.

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>not potato starch

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just imagine his talents down south of her belly. both of his hands won't work proper, soon, anyways...

>> No.11083166

I don't like this but still better than poachers just killing them after.

>> No.11083184

/ck/ waifu

>> No.11083225

I think they still kill them here. But at least its a renewing population and not making them go extinct.
I found it interesting, I was under the impression that sturgeon caviar was just squeezed out of em like salmon.

>> No.11083304

>wasting food
>not putting the mushroom scraps in a soup or stock

>> No.11083634

2 women actually

>> No.11083650

By the second, I don't think "let" applies.

>> No.11083703

great way to make friends

>> No.11083764

>not selling 4 of these for 80$ on a plate

>> No.11083777

Her husband is Governor Andrew Cuomo of NY. So yes.

>> No.11083786

Obviously the good kind. Not the bad kind is illegal.

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>buying 4 of these for 80$ a plate

>> No.11083814

Holy shit that got me. I was already like damn this guy is retarded.. then he poured it. Top notch quality right here.

>> No.11083841

Water should be considered cheating. It's not proper eating.

>> No.11083868

>all that autism and the final cut is total shit

>> No.11083883

Mark wiens

>> No.11083890

>eating pure agar
Meal fit only for unicellular organisms.

>> No.11083909

Nasty bitch

>> No.11083949

Here's your (you)s

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>> No.11084031

>but don't call me Surely

>> No.11084052

Nothing exceeds like excess

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>> No.11084075

>Not even my final form

>> No.11084078

Go away, old timer. Memes are for the young.

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>> No.11084157

Funny, I just revisited that channel today after unsubbing a long time ago.

It definitely went downhill when they put out joule and all their vids became marketing for it.

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>> No.11084206

What the fuck?

>> No.11084285

He'll die of something one day.

>> No.11084305

low tier waifu. little too over the top lacks the subtley of peanut butter girl or the charm of cerebral palsy

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>guys I'm so brave see ?
>only picks the clean eeg yolk

>> No.11084525

Jesus I've never laugh so hard for about 34 seconds, thanks anon. I really needed it

>> No.11084794

> churros
> size of peanuts
> whipped cream on top
> glaze

I'm more disturbed about the shit they try to pass off as churros rather than his disgusting wolfing down of food.

>> No.11084817

As someone who'se tried this (it's called Michelada and it's from Mexico) I can honestly say that it's the nastiest cocktail I've ever had. It's not even the spice, but the texture mixed with the chamoy-beer mixture was an assault on my tongue. I wouldn't recommend it

>> No.11084918

Imagine the smell.

>> No.11084976

Unironically a good idea

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Ask and you shall receive.

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I'm not racist, but also I can't resist a good joke opportunity

>> No.11085235

*spoiler* nobody gives a shit if you're racist because we are on 4chan *spoiler*

>> No.11085236

crossposter alert

>> No.11085237

what about blue jell-o? mixed with clear jell-o? wouldn't that be more easy and also not sad?

>> No.11085238

Needs to be agar, not gelatin. Different textures.

>> No.11085387

And yet there is a "racism outside /b/" report reason.

>> No.11085400

Where are these videos from ? Tried searching for it but didn't find anything.

>> No.11085443

Nevermind, I found out it's Buzzfeed. No wonder why most of these recipes are shit

>> No.11085460

Have you ever had your lunch stolen from the company fridge?

>> No.11085483

Ya got good gut instinct, kid.

>> No.11085489

of all the ways to eat an egg, is this the best Africa has to offer?

>> No.11085513

but why?

>> No.11085522

That doesn't change the fact that you're a thin skinned newfaggot. As long as your not putting up storefront recruit posters, no one who's spent any time here gives a shit.

>> No.11085525

Cope harder child

>> No.11085595

And nobody uses that report except whiny little faggots.

>> No.11085604

what the fuck is this

>> No.11085605

I use it to make whiny children mad.
What now, coping moron?

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>> No.11086189

based. aligot is the shit but I can never find it anywhere in the states.
I've been trying to get Chef John to do a video on it for years but I had to give up once he blocked all my email addresses.

>> No.11086338

"And how would you like your steak, sir?"
"Oh, fucking ruined, please."

>> No.11086357

that's the joke

>> No.11086378

You could just make guac on the side for tacos later??

chill out you jackball.

>> No.11086489

Did we ever find out where this is? I want to go there someday and try these sandwiches if he's even still around.

>> No.11086545

I would guess Finch...

>> No.11086595

That's fascinating, I'd never heard of it before.

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>there are people who actually get off to this

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>> No.11087179

based wish-granting poster

>> No.11087198

1:08 Let me just lick my thumb real quick, no one will notice.

I wonder if I can get away with touching the ream of the glass.

>> No.11087225

Is this what tv is like on mexican?

>> No.11087304

you really think someone who makes that kind of abortion is not going to have equally disturbing tacos?

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