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MOM FOUND THE CORNDOG PILLOW

>> No.11074508

>>11074451
The quality of posts is extremely important to this community. Contributors are encouraged to provide high-quality images and informative comments.

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>>11074508
Cool story, bro

>> No.11074517

This has to be a condom metaphor

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>>11074451
>mom found the puke drawer

>> No.11074521

>mom found the loli linguini

>> No.11074524

>Mom found a new dad

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>>11074451
Mom found the 'vark bottles.

>> No.11074539

>>11074451
>mom found the avocado skin

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>grandma found the salami slippers

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>>11074508
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

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>>11074544
>mom caught me pulling the pork

>> No.11074622

>mom found the fingerbox

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>mom found me blackout drunk on the front lawn with her favorite sweater covered in puke wrapped around my head

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>mom found my skub
>threw it out and called me a piece of shit

>> No.11074724

>>11074451
Come on now OP I seriously doubt all aspects of your story

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>>11074524

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>>11074524
>mom found a new son

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>>11074451
>mom thinks I have mental issues and should see a doctor

>> No.11076292

>mom found the delitization ropes

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>>11076292
>Mom stopped me from being fully delitized

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>tfw moms bf drinks all your car milk

>> No.11076326

frogposting should be banned

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>Dad found the black pudding sock
>Not the one I use for eating

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>the cat got into the peyote brownies

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>mum found the gookies and milk

>> No.11076845

>mum found the empty beer can mountain

>> No.11076880

>>11076326
based

>> No.11076942

>>11076326
>>11076880
Frogs were here first. I have good sources saying half the mods are frogs.

>> No.11077080

>>11076942
Frog posting used to be based but now we have this >>11076303 fat retarded looking thing that is definitely not pepe.
Just like every other meme on this shithole it's been bastardized and ruined.

>> No.11077089

>>11077080
>fat retarded looking thing that is definitely not pepe
Lol, what is this, your first summer? That frog is supposed to look fat, retarded and ominous

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>>11077080
apu >>>>>>> pepe

>> No.11077098

>>11077080
it's a club penguin pepe

>> No.11077325

>>11074549
GAMERS RISE UP!

>> No.11077483

>>11074508
Huh?

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>>11077080
Pepe has always been fat
Smug Pepe is the chad

>> No.11078312

MOM FOUND THE {food} {container}

>> No.11078504

>>11074622
Which kind you got? I'm a fan of the Musashi series myself, those Nips know their fingerboxes.

>> No.11079814

>>11074508
>mom found the retard poster

>> No.11079820

>>11078504
Not him, Japan knows fingerboxes, but the Musashi really lacks the architectural design aspects that Ozu delivers on

>> No.11079880

>>11077483
Based.

>> No.11079976

>mom found the dirty heroin foil, syringes and benzos
Literally the 4th time this happens

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>mom found peace in the afterlife

>> No.11080027

>mom is riding the bologna pony...

>> No.11080038

>>11080027
That's not pronounced how you think it is pronounced.

>> No.11080058

>>11080038
Dan. I messed up. I just wanted to fit in...

>> No.11080071

>mom found out I did some gay things in high school and is now convinced that my mental health issues are caused by being in the closet
!?

>> No.11080084

>>11080071
>high school
>only hanging out with one person for a while
>other friends are busy being best friends
>mom actually bursts in my room like you'd exaggerate for a story
>"are you gay?"
>what? no
>you're not having sex with him?
>what the he-- no, no no no
>okay...but just so you know we would love you anyway
>she then goes and tells my homophobic brother and father that i'm gay
>got mad at me a few weeks ago for having condoms when i had a girlfriend
fuck moms.