Best Sauce Ever Made

[Anonymous No.11074221]

[Anonymous No.11074223]

Yaaaass! I like to drizzle a little over my 'shi to get my noms on during my Splatoon sesh

[Anonymous No.11074225]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4u9bfWy-BE

[Anonymous No.11074229]

hahaha memes amirite goys

[Anonymous No.11074230]

>>11074221
It's actually pretty good. Not the spiciest, but it works well with a lot of things.

[Anonymous No.11074240]

>>11074221
>hot ones

[Anonymous No.11074263]

>>11074223
>Yaaaass!
>'shi
>noms
>sesh
>Splatoon
dear god what has happened to this country

[Anonymous No.11074275]

>>11074221

[Anonymous No.11074290]

goes good with a tall glass of car milk

[Anonymous No.11074307]

Friendly reminder.

Products that are actually good, don't need viral marketing shlls.
People will buy them because they're good.

Ever seen someone shilling frank's red hot?
>Nope.
>Because its a quality product that people like.

[Anonymous No.11074319]

>>11074290
>the one guy forcing this sad pathetic meme

[Anonymous No.11074320]

>>11074307
LMAOOOOOÒOOO

That trash is liquid ass

[Anonymous No.11074342]

OH. EM. GEE. a fellow 'varker?!?!?!???! On THIS board?!?!?!?! FREAK*NG. BADASS.

[Anonymous No.11074371]

what made the sauce into this meme? is it because it was on hot ones or what? its a decent sauce but i work at a place that makes its own habanero sauce and just go with that most of the time. is it because portland is full of hipsters and people just have this idea in their heads about how people talk about a hot sauce? to be fair if people are calling themselves "'varkers" that is some gay ass shit.

[Anonymous No.11074380]

>>11074371
Its a meme ironically. This faggot >>11074320 is a viral marketing shill paid to come here and post this garbage 4 times a day every day.

We all ask her to kill herself, but she refuses so far.

[Anonymous No.11074381]

>>11074371
Gay or straight, everyone is welcome to become a citizen of the Varknation. Remember bro, its more than a sauce, its a lifestyle...

[Anonymous No.11074392]

>>11074381
So is suicide.
>I'll try yours if you try mine.

[Anonymous No.11074405]

>>11074392
What a creative and sick idea! Let me get a hold of Stephanie, our super talented customer representative who will help you take care of that!

[Anonymous No.11074407]

gimme gimme gimme gimme cummies
someone post it kek

[Anonymous No.11074412]

>>11074407
Ask and ye' shall receive Varkbro!

Gimme gimme varky cummies
Be they spicy or very nummies.
Spend my hard-earned good-hubby points,
on hipster Portland hot sauce joints.
Wifey's bull lifts me to the car,
To find me varkies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty varky treats,
in comfy Prius heated seats.
Drunk Jerk, Black Bean, Mayo, Hab,
But of my varkies none I have.

She always makes me prep our bull,
But prepping doesn't make me full.
Varkies are the only food,
That puts me in the fapping mood.
I'll dream and doubt but make no fuss,
I'll wish, I'll want, but I won't cuss!
Varkies are my heart's desire,
Fueled by burning, hungry fire.
Wifey cums and wails real hard,
But Tyrone's cum isn't 'vark nor Aard'.

My good-hubby points were fairly earned,
To buy the varkies that I've yearned.
But there's no varkies on my plate!
Did wifey think that I'd just ate?
"VARKIES, VARKIES I NEED THEM NOW,
IT IS VARKIES I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT!"
I cry while looking into her eyes,
While Tyrone hits me to no surprise.
For he who is un-varked is he who understands:
Never forget to shine his new Air Jordans

[Anonymous No.11074422]

Ever since I bought this stuff, my mouth has been continuously open, my hairline has receded dramatically, and I think I need to get glasses. Have any of my fellow 'varkers here experienced this?

[Anonymous No.11074426]

>>11074371
At this point I just want to try the shit so I can see what the fuss is about. But it costs like $800 a fucking bottle to ship it anywhere besides Fagtown, Oregon so I guess I should probably suck a dick and rate it based on that

[Anonymous No.11074434]

Your body is now transforming into a full blown 'varker.

Yes, the hair will recede, but come back just like the glistening tide. Your head will swell and cascade with luscious sun-kissed locks for hotties to run their hands through. They'll start calling you "the V man" for no reason, and those glasses will actually become polarized oakleys. These help give you eagle vision for spotting the next fellow varkbro.

Take it in and relax... the big vark in the sky has got you now.

[Anonymous No.11074469]

>>11074434
This post is fucking art

[Anonymous No.11074491]

>>11074426
Why the fuck would you pay these faggots hard-earned american currency?

[Anonymous No.11074498]

>>11074434
>>11074469
>samefagging 101

[Anonymous No.11074507]

>>11074434

Is this better or worse than *sip* posting?

[Anonymous No.11074520]

>>11074507
They're both terrible, but at least some people legit like posting monster memes.
This shit is forced and all the sadder for it.
Mrs. Shill doesn't even understand board culture, she's just a hollow here larping as a billboard.

[Anonymous No.11074559]

>>11074307
This is next level shilling

[Anonymous No.11074569]

>>11074498
I wish it were true, but alas you are mistaken

[Anonymous No.11074596]

>>11074569
This is where you post a poorly photoshopped screencap you retarded shill.
I'm more offended you don't understand how to use this site than that you're a fucking shill.
>But lets be frank, that's beyond you.

[Anonymous No.11074605]

>>11074596
Huh?

[Anonymous No.11074607]

>>11074596
Wait what?