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Anonymous Thu Aug 16 14:30:58 2018 No.11071788 [Reply] [Original]

Tell me what to do with this innocent egg. I swear, I do it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 16 14:32:39 2018 No.11071794 >>11071788 force it up your rectum until it pops

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 16 14:32:47 2018 No.11071795 build a fort around it

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 16 14:37:35 2018 No.11071814 give it a kiss on the cheek

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 16 14:41:46 2018 No.11071832 >>11071814 done

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 16 14:42:10 2018 No.11071837 Put those headphones on it and play it some Mozart.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 16 14:42:29 2018 No.11071838 film yourself maliciously throwing it at someone you don't like..... then post the vid

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 16 14:43:16 2018 No.11071841 >>11071788 Launch it into spess.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 16 14:44:17 2018 No.11071845 Get a gun, go on the streets, kill some people with said gun, blame it on the egg.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 16 14:45:49 2018 No.11071854 >>11071845 The egg isn't black though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 16 14:50:34 2018 No.11071875 >>11071845 blatant federal government false flag. Its sandy-hook all over again

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 16 14:50:50 2018 No.11071877 >>11071854 But you are.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 16 14:54:20 2018 No.11071889 Gently dissolve the shell in a mix of water and vinegar and then take a pic with the still-intact membrane. Try to backlight it so we can see the yolk.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 16 14:55:17 2018 No.11071891 >>11071877 Those headphones aren't Beats, though. Blacks only buy Beats. Thus, OP is not black. Q.E.D.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 16 14:58:30 2018 No.11071902 >>11071854 >>11071877 >>11071891 I'm not OP. Why are you so dumb?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 16 15:01:57 2018 No.11071917 >>11071788 put it in a bowl along with a number of other eggs. serve it to your guest in the morning. insist they finish the bowl before they leave.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 16 15:02:39 2018 No.11071921 File: 272 KB, 3264x2448, maz.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11071837 done

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 16 15:15:42 2018 No.11071971 Sing it a lullaby!

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 16 16:08:53 2018 No.11072187 File: 812 KB, 714x750, omae_wa_mo_shindeiru.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11071891 >be black guy with HD600s Dark voice and a magni/modi shciit stack What are you gonna do about it kiddo?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 16 16:11:17 2018 No.11072197 File: 2 KB, 125x71, 1530027137998s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] eggs how?