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How do I learn to use these things?

>> No.11064355

>>11064338
those are martial arts weapons. you need to go to a dojo.

>> No.11064366

You need to watch more anime.

>> No.11064367
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11064367

>>11064338
Ask the closet oriental person you find, all asians are karate/kung-fu masters, its a well known fact.

>> No.11064378

>>11064367
every one of them is jackie chan.

>> No.11064381

>>11064338
What advantages does it have over forks again?

>> No.11064385

>>11064381
asians can pronounce them. Not true with fokes

>> No.11064388

>>11064338

Get an Asian qt gf. It worked for me.

>> No.11064408

>>11064381
Precision, not piercing your fuckin food like a caveman

>> No.11064438

>>11064408
Ive never actually heard that before, an interesting idea. How come piercing your food is considered uncivilised though? Its gonna be chewed up anway.

>> No.11064451

>>11064438
Some foods like sushi for example it works since having the aesthetic quality of the food is important so having it whole and unmolested before it enters your mouth is good. But its not that important

For things like pasta the'yre really good since you cna just grab everything like your hands, same thing with grits like polenta or thick oatmeal.

>> No.11064456

>>11064338
Just be yourself

>> No.11064593

>>11064338
all my Asian friends laugh at me because I can't use fucking chopsticks and I still haven't learned

>> No.11064625

>>11064381
Anything you eat with your hands (mostly snack foods) can be eaten with chopsticks and its way better, no more dirty fingers.

>> No.11064637

>>11064338
Hold the lower chopstick like a pencil. Now hold the 2nd, upper chopstick between your thumb and index finger. Push down using index finger on top stick.

Good luck, OP.

>> No.11064772

>>11064451
I never eat sushi with chopsticks.
Sashimi yes.

>> No.11064869

>>11064381
Flaming hot cheetos my man.

>> No.11064943

live in some Asian country for like a month. You'll either starve or get used to it. worked for me.

>> No.11066810

>>11064869
This. I use them for popcorn too. Or nuts. Anything really.
>>11064943
True. I can use them with both hands. It's a fun bar trick, rapidly eating peanuts with chopsticks in both hands.

>> No.11066837

>>11064637
Literally the only helpful post in this thread. Take note OP.

>> No.11066840

>>11064408
Wow. So you don't know how to use a fork? Were you raised in a barn?

>> No.11066851

>>11064381
Impresses other white people

>> No.11066980

>>11064338
Beats me lol

>> No.11067242

if food is big then stab it with the stick
if it's small then hold plate close to your mouth and push it in while sucking