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11063845 No.11063845 [Reply] [Original]

How do I eat myself to death? I'm done with this mortal world.

>> No.11063857

Enjoy the finest food imaginable. You'll die much earlier doing it. But, on the other hand, you may learn to enjoy life again.

It's a win-win.

>> No.11063860
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>>11063845
According to the faggot vegans you just eat anything that their religion says doesn't "harm" animals

>> No.11063866

>>11063845
Prepare a meal of sautéed mushrooms plucked from your back yard.

>> No.11063875

Eat a bunch of potato fruit.
If you don't die, you'll wish you had.

>> No.11063957

>>11063845
Hi, here I am, giving you attention. Feel better? Great. Now fuck off

>> No.11063970

>>11063860
according to vegans, eating vegan food makes you die?

>> No.11064001

>>11063970
that is the fundamental tenet of all veganism yes

>> No.11064064

>>11064001
i thought some vegans tried to say vegan food was healthier though, i don't think i ever heard one say vegan food will kill you

>> No.11064219

next time you make a nice meal, sprinkle some cyanide as a garnish

>> No.11065291
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>>11063845
you could eat a ton of uncooked rice and see if it expands and causes your stomach to burst

>> No.11065335

>>11063860
Obfuckingsessed with vegans?
Why?

>> No.11065363

>>11063845
It's simple, you just gotta start with your fingers.

>> No.11065556

>>11063845
Eat nothing but sugar and drink nothing but oil.

>> No.11065630

>>11063845
Add a couple of cups of Drano to your soup. Make sure you consume it all in a single gulp, because it's going to hurt like fuck and you might survive to live an even more miserable existence if you only swallow a little bit.

>> No.11065696

I hear poison is effective for this.

>> No.11065753

>>11063845
One of those deadly pufferfish dishes.

>> No.11065755

>>11065696
big, if true

>> No.11065772

live stream taking shots of molten lead

>> No.11065790

>>11063845
You're a weeb so technically you're already brain dead.
Just let Darwin's Law take its course

>> No.11065810

Make a pina colada with antifreeze in it.

>> No.11065822

>>11063845
You'll never do it. Conscience makes cowards of us all, OP.

>> No.11066470

Eat minimally for a few months and get to below 70% expected body weight then suddenly start binging on high sugar foods.

You will die of refeeding syndrome and it will be glorious.

>> No.11066487

Go no supplement truvegan

>> No.11066523

Eat that pufferfish thing, but have a mcdonalds frycook prepare it for you

>> No.11066526

You just end up on 600lb life and people try to keep you alive longer for entertainment.

>> No.11066555
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>>11063845
Leave humanity behind.

>> No.11066565

>>11066555
if... if i drank this would I die?

>> No.11066577

>>11066565
It would be extremely painful.

>> No.11066582

>>11066577
Anon’s a big guy.

>> No.11066589

>>11066565
Maybe, maybe you get stronger than ever.

>> No.11066602

>>11066582
4u

>> No.11066671

>>11063845
Heaping bowl of rat poison, washed down with an ice cold Bang's root beer
I guess it takes like a couple months to work though

>> No.11066857

>>11063845
eat poison
wa la

>> No.11066955

>>11063845
>Dumb anime poster is suicidal.
let me guess you're a tranny as well

>> No.11066964

>>11066955
That was four hours ago. It is now deceased and can no longer respond.