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I think I found something that will trigger >90% of /ck/.
Not sure I get it.Is it because a down's syndrome guy is making it?
>>11061920>90%>not <90%Retarded, but still triggered, good job son.
such attention to detail
>>11061920That was pretentious, but max comfy.
>>11061920Gross, long fingernails do not belong in the kitchen.
Sorry, I've visited the site before. I'm immune to your autism anon, nice try though. Here's looking at (You) kid.
>>11061968Better than visible tattoos which he also has.I never understood the chefs with tattoos meme, why would I take a guy seriously if they have tattoos?
>>11061988why wouldnt youwhy would you care
>>11061988yeah I hate when tattoo ink gets in my food
>>11062025tats = slimebagsno exceptions ever
>>11062032kek some guy with a tattoo fucked your gf eh?
>>11062042Couldn't say, he was black.
>>11062025>>11062030The ink might not get into the food, but their diseased AIDs ridden blood they contracted from a dirty heroin needle or from taking it up the bum might. >>11061988>>11062032This
>>11062032I too enjoy finding arbitrary reasons to look down on others.
>>11062049so no real reason, gotcha
>>11062061He feel for the straightedge meme.
>>11062025Its like someone gluing a big black dildo in their forehead and asking "why shouldn't you take him seriously, he's just expressing his uniqueness".Act normal if you want the respect normally acting people get by default.
>>11062051>I too enjoy finding arbitrary reasons to look down on others.Welcome to veganism.
>>11062083I don't have a tatoo and I don't plan on getting one, but I think you're just looking for a reason to judge people anon
>>11062083That's quite the false equivalency anon.
>>11062099stereotypes exist for a reason, dig?
>>11062025These faggots don't actually care, nor do they do anything but slink around with their shoulders slumped avoiding eye contact all day at their shitty wagecuck jobs. Then they get on 4chan and talk about muh degenerates and muh conservative values to vent their frustration that some people actually enjoy life
>>11062099Don't stop yourself from getting a tattoo just to please me, it's fine. Either way I'll skip videos with tattooed people, gay people with noticeable lisp, women and black people.
>>11062083Who hurt you, Anon?
>>11062106sure. they're about 75% WRONG, but there is a kernal of truth to them that applies somewhat to some people.There's a stereotype for people like you too.
>>11062118>Don't stop yourself from getting a tattoo just to please metrust me anon, I won't>>11062106I guess but people in this thread (and all of 4chan for that matter) talk in absolutes only
>>110621064chan users are stereotyped as degenerate piece of shit basement dwelling weebs. So I guess through your own logic you're just as bad as the tattooed people you hate so much.
>>11062099I understand why you would be so kind, clean skin = good people.
>>11062153I'm very freckled :(
>>11062099>>11062153Look up Avoidant Personality Disorder (AvPD). People with AvPD constantly make up arbitrary criteria (usually on vaguely moral grounds) to reject people as a way to justify their avoidance of social contact.
>>11062146I don't hate anyone.I only choose who to do business with based on scientific evidence.
>>11062163That's a genetic tattoo, one problem at a time man.
>>11061920why would they trigger me? Im not one of those retards who spouts the word pretentious at everything like thisNah, it's interesting to watch thanks for posting
>>11062406Pretentious is definitely an overused term. Though I think that sometimes people who do this style of plating sort of over design it sometimes.
>>11062083>Act normaltattoos are normal now, grandpa
>>11061988Tattoos are the mark of the lower class pleb and he marks himself willingly.
1 quinelle and some flowers. Fucking pleb shit. Amateur. Anybody who disagrees is an amateur too.
Looks like a scene from Chef's Table (I love that show)No triggering here m8
>>11062185I hate everyone
>>11061920>heat the spoon
>>11062608I used to also. But it was quite literally negatively affecting my health. Now I'm just indifferent. Give it a try.
>>11061968marco pierre white once admitted to hiding a dead antelope's colon in the stock for a pheasant gravy
>>11062699Still better than a cook with tats
>>11062699Good thing he has since moved onto making stock with knorr stock cubes.
>>11062060Rest in peace :(
>>11062699A live antelope's colon would be far more disturbing imo.
>>11062744That's a delicacy in Mexico, racist
>>11062752Mexico doesn't even have antelopes.Checkmate. Bitch.
>>11062699if it works it works
>>11062759They still eat butts
>>11062759they do. they staple feathers to them and hide them in hen houses, harvest the colons at night and feast on pheasant gravy after dark.
>>11062699>hidingwhy hide it?
>>11062810Skinny girls like that are pretty gross. They don't really have ass cheeks, so their anus is just kind of sitting there, slightly exposed, like a dog's or a monkey's.
>>11062816better than opening up a big girls burger buns to find extra mac sauce
>>11062816>I prefer a chunky monkey blubbernaut wobbleslob porkplanet hamanomalyhhi bb ;)
>>11062822>>11062820Why does it have to be the two extremes, guys?
>>11062816If she's too skinny for you, you've been spending way too much time watching BET.Come home from the jungle, son.
>>11062828On a site where you're either leftist faggot or an alt right /pol/fag im surprised you'd expect anything else
Why is precision and care supposed to be triggering?Surely this is worse
>>11062844>American Culture and Cuisine.webmlel
>>11062773>what is a sausage
>>11062852I find it unbelievable that that thing didn't die from organ failure if it really did eat cheesy potatoes and cheesy potatoes only for the past 25 years.
>>11062852to be fair brussel sprouts are disgusting no matter how you cook them
>>11062844>eat free if you weigh 350 pounds>tfw you weigh 300 lbs>don't consider yourself one of these people>but you arei... am
>>11062891No, they just smell gross when steamed. They did deliberately set her up for failure with that one. Any sane person would have tried to start with something like sauteed carrot.
>>11062852This person is mentally ill.
>>11062903Nobody likes sprouts
>>11062904just curious, whats your weight? dont dodge the question please.
>>11062921Somewhere around 200, but that's because I drink like a fish
>>11062876Dairy and potatoes are actually pretty healthy. She just ate way too much, and I'm sure she also had a ton of sugar from sodas on top of it. I doubt she was drinking water.>>11062903She literally is. She said that she was forced to eat something she didn't like by people who knew she didn't like it, which kind of made it sound like it was almost abusive. It made her throw up and she didn't eat anything except cheese and potatoes after that. It's not just that she's a picky eater.
>>11062904I love sprouts. Olive oil, salt, pepper, balsamic vinger. Or just in a good chicken gravy. I don't get why so few kids like them
>>11062759>What is the pronghorn antelope?
>>11062935>She literally is.Hey, thanks for confirming what I said. It was meaningless until you came along.
>a thread died for thisWhat triggers me is how unfunny, lame and boring 4chan has become. Just STFU for a while if you don't have to say anything interesting you dumb fucks.
Actual triggers:Jack making people question if he's mentally ill or just pretendingThat one psychopath making the face after eating anythingSome boomer lady with no education showing off her traditional recipe with cutting technique so bad its wonder she has fingers left.That one autist spamming his hiro dreams of sushi thread when everyone understands the price of the meal is a product of it meeting the demand.
>>11063036relax, guyeveryone knows you're the most interesting and funny guy here
>>11063068He means the guy in that picture died from cancer.
>>11063036Anyone else adding 'a thread died for this' to their filters? By far the most cringe and unfunny way to complain
>>11063071No he didn't! He survived!R-right?...
>>11063060>rich people eating off a tableand we make fun of poo in loos for eating off the ground...
>>11063081it came back, this time inoperable. everyones just waiting now.
>>11063060Remember, everyone. Design is a lie the sole purpose of which is to give the wealthy the illusion that their lives are not boring.
>>11063081No death date on his wiki page yet, but... yeah...https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stef%C3%A1n_Karl_Stef%C3%A1nsson#Personal_life>In April 2018, Stefán announced that he personally chose to come off chemo, and proceeded to shut down all his social media accounts.
>>11063084>richthat woman's body would like to have a word with you. rich people don't look like that
>>11061920If someone who posts OC to /ck/ and doesn't plate like this, their dish is torn apart ironically
>>11062816This is some hyper advanced autism here
>>11063090this is garbage design, it's part of the point
>>11063109It doesn't matter if it's good or bad design. The only real thing setting them apart is perhaps skill. But this never justifies the much wider gap in price. Good design is never more than someone's name going viral. For every chef who is in high demand, there are scores more who are just as good but never make it big. This applies to literally everything.
>>11063087>>11063096Meme magic can only help so much I guess...
>>11063112>red bull in wine glasslol nice touch
this kills the /ck/
>>11063191this looks good, but holy shit cilantroI bet that tastes like nothing else
>>11063248Like none of the ingredients except cilantro? Cilantro is so good that I never mind this effect
>>11063256>cilantroCoriander anon, it's called sriracha
>>11063259u wot?fucking europoors
>>11061920>That will be 74$ sir.
>>11061920I don't see the problem. Fussy plating? Simple dishes being treated like haute cuisine?The only one that bothered me was that tiny cut of meat on a massive plate.
>>11061978These signs of autism can be put on anyone though. Not all at once, but one or two.Men can have strange attachments to objects, women can have poor speech, everyone has difficulty dealiwng with changes to routine etc.What's the fucking point anymore
>>11062128I'd say they're about 75% correct at least.
>>11062816If only that were true.
>>11063311The point is it doesn't exist and people have gotten tired of saying it.
>>11062926Man, I thought communion wafers looked so tasty before my First Communion. What a fucking letdown.
>>11063060The lobster shack just hasn't been the same since they tried to upscale.
>>11063191I used to have an uncle named gugspe
>>11063349Did you think they were giant milky buttons?
>>11063289So basically just an irish carbomb with a homemade shotglass you won't taste at all?
>>11063393No it's exactly that.
>>11063389I'm American so had no idea what the fuck a milky button was until just now, but more or less, yeah.
>>11061920i like eggs
>>11062578t. Middle-class moralfag
>>11063412I'm a British catholic, to convince us to participate in the various rituals of my faith the priests who weren't child molesters used chocolate as a bribeCompleting my first Confession got me a Freddo and the rare opportunity to see the girl I liked out of school uniform in the preparation classes
>>11062032tattoos and cigarettes exist so you know who the trash is without having to talk to them >>11062051t. trash
>>11063428aka: the backbone of America and the silent majority.why yes I am.
>>11063434He stated proudly, posting on the self proclaimed asshole of the internet.
>>11061920This always triggers /ck/, frankly it's the only reason I post it
>>11062115I'm saving my enjoyment for the day of the rope.
>>11062172>has tattoos>believes in psychologyyou never had a chance
>>11063445>the backbone of America sits on a Taiwanese cat wrestling forum bitching about things that don't effect himThank you for your service.
>>11063428t. Unwashed pleb
>>11063474I'm no hero but you're welcome
>>11062791Let it spill out onto the plates
>>11063481At least the boy's humble.
>>11063289>caution extremely hotWhat a bunch of pussies
>>11063449>see that big bowl of cheeseMotherfucking cheese spoons. But in all cerealness, meme'd these once for a party and they were pretty bad.
>>11061920Would have been hilarious to see him preparing this ridiculous """""meal""""" with that look of concentration and then a fist comes flying from the side of the frame and breaks his jaw. What a pretentious faggot. Wait, no, that's an insult to faggots, I'm sorry to all of you cock-gobbling men out there, sucking dicks is way more beneficial to society than what this guy does.
>>11062118>skip videos with tattooed people, gay people with noticeable lisp, women and black people.You might like >>>/fit/
>>11063449Perfect for pairing with cheesy wine shots
>>11063563>shots of wine>shitty processed cheddar ENOUGH
>>11063563>a shot of wine>in a cup of cheeseI drink soccer mom wine to get hammered, not to drink it out of cups that are gonna make me too constipated to shit out my hangover diarrhea the following morning
>>11063598>those fancy prancy europians like eating cheese with wine>lets copy them>who's high class now?
>>11063607based hangover diarrhea poster
>>11063191>put whatever you get in the fridge>add rice>triple sriracha meme saucethat's just sad.
>>11063610I like to treat myself once a week to alcohol and drink until I black out. I usually wake up with a new banI think last time I drunkenly shitposted I was posting nudes on /ck/
>>11063636our nudes or someone else's?
>>11061920triggered me. he's got this pimple on his neck that is giving me anxiety. it's so fucking ready to be popped.
>>11063674Yes, our nudes :^)
>>11063820you are obviously a female.do you also pull out hairs? You fucking creatures are repulsive.
>>11063820He was saving it to make the garnish on the last dish
>>11061937I'm pretty sure you never passed 7th grade math if you don't understand that ">" means greater than and "<" means less than
>>11063191>shit so bland they have to add 3 cups of peanut butter
>>11063820It's a skin tag, not a pimple.
>>11064214This, I can't imagine you can taste much else but peanut butter and cilantro.
>>11064391yeah, I really sound like I do not know a lot about your shit side of the species. Fuck you cunt.
>>11064468well it's kind of obvious you know nothing of that side of the species because you assumed i'm female. i'm a dude.
>>11063191looks pretty good until they just throw meme sauce and peanut butter as seasoning. Oh boy I can't wait to taste the many flavors of peanut butter and peanut butter
>>11064498no you are not. not by any metric I'd trust, you little faggot.
>>11064533do you promise to kill yourself if i prove it?
>>11061920Looks pretty nice honestly.
>>11064518They could have just used thai peanut sauce. It would have fit better with the dish as a whole and wouldn't have over powered everything the way all that peanut butter will. It's not like peanut sauce is something normalfags can't get ahold of either so there's really no excuse.
>>11061920mehhaute cuisine/molecular gastronomy/pomp-and-circumstance food was not invented by hipsters. Been around for a long time.If you like planting little flowers into a quenelle and spritzing it with a little rose water, more power to you. Just don't you fucking dare try to make my kids eat it!
>>11062904They're fucking delicious, you man child.
I got one on my Johnson, tit says TINY! when it gets happy tit reads, Tightest truck stop In Next hole over Yonder!
>>11062926Truly, the holiest breakfast
>>11063349Some are. Depends which ones they buy.
>oh look at this pretentious thing that i found>theres already three webm threads>oh i know!>ill create a new thread just for this>now time to suck a big black cock
>>11061920A meal fit for a soyboy
>>11066063>this is my only argument
>>11063563>lel look at me I am a modern woman and i love wine xDDDDI need this meme to die soon
>>11064382Why doesn't he chop it off with nail clippers?
>>11066224It would be extremely painful
>>11061988because chefs are BADASS and have ATTITUDE