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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Starting thread with cereal king and foreskin stealer, John Harvey “If she’s got a clit, cut it to bits” Kellogg

Hard mode: no cannibals

>> No.11055065

Whatever overpaid committees came up with the food pyramid.

>> No.11055079

>>11055061
wasn't kellogs the fucker that used to spread the idea that masturbation is something inherently bad and unhealthy?

>> No.11055085

>>11055079
Yep, that’s John Harvey “Jerk it in a sock, get wires in your cock” Kellogg

>> No.11055107

>>11055061
Horace Fletcher, the 'Great Masticator'.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horace_Fletcher

>> No.11055113

>>11055079
>implying he’s wrong

>> No.11055150

>>11055113
enjoy prostate cancer

>> No.11055214

Kelloggs is an enemy of the board because you SJW faggots are salty about american puritanism...?
could you all return to your home, reddit, please

>> No.11055232

>>11055107
>Along with "Fletcherizing", Fletcher and his supporters advocated a low-protein diet as a means to health and well-being.

Fuck this dood.

>> No.11055235
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>>11055061
>Known for obsession with, and promotion of, enemas

>> No.11055248

>>11055214
Ah yes, american puritanism
>>11055235

>> No.11055250 [DELETED] 

>tfw just fapped and now i'm eating dry cornflakes in bed
lel
my vote for a /ck/ villain goes to the entity of Tasty

>> No.11055252

>>11055150
>Cancer
Eat healthy (ie: vegan) and you'll never get cancer. Once you cut out meat and high processed foods your body can combat it the moment it starts

>> No.11055505

>>11055252
Or you could just smoke some medicinal doobie.

>> No.11055510

>>11055252
I don’t trust what WHO has to say after they decided gender dysphoria isn’t a mental illness.

>> No.11055511

>>11055252
>eat healthy
*eat healthily
Sorry, trying to keep the Ebonics in check.

>> No.11055597

>>11055511
How about you stop being a cunt, big fella?

>>11055252
Low effort bait.

>> No.11055605

>>11055065
Lol USDA. It's literally just advertising propaganda to help them push the only crops they still subsidize. Corn, soy, and grains.

>> No.11055797

>>11055079
He's not wrong

>> No.11056185

>>11055113
>>11055797
t. impotent

>> No.11056879
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kellogg was ahead of his time, the only one that wasn't naive enough to treat his patients as though they where victims of some external, unknown and curable illness but rather victims of themselves

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>>11055252

>> No.11056899

>>11055061
George Washington Carver. He tried to do absolutely everything with a peanut, and before Black science man, he was the only challenge to the notion that blacks never invented anything but black on black crime. He did give us peanut butter... but also a hundred other "uses" for peanuts that completely suck. Also, I do not know or trust many blacks.

>> No.11057073

>>11055511
Unironically based

>> No.11057538

>>11055061
What

>> No.11058042

>>11055505
>Or you could just smoke some medicinal doobie
But what do you do if you're not a nigger?

>> No.11058049

>>11058042
Swim and visit your children?

>> No.11058068

>>11055065
>>11055605
The food pyramid is tragically old news, boomers.