/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11054738]

Hahahahahaha

[Anonymous No.11054763]

Highest kek. Fuckin' meatjews stealing all your healths.

[Anonymous No.11054773]

>>11054738
well really, you see two humans leveraging their intelligence and mastery of the environment to trivialize an act that would otherwise be dangerous and time consuming.

[Anonymous No.11054834]

>>11054773
>slaughtering domesticated animals is more dangerous than going to shartmart
niggers are a lot more dangerous than cows lmao

[Anonymous No.11054845]

>>11054834
>I can spend 4 months growing tomatoes
OR
>I can spend $3

[Anonymous No.11054852]

>>11054834
no, not really. cows are big, dumb and easily spooked, but we eat steer, which are even bigger and dumber. actually though, i was referring to the hunting and gathering we'd do before we went and discovered civilization.

[Anonymous No.11054870]

>>11054845
>buy seeds
>plant seeds in sunny, nutrient-rich soil and wait a bit
OR
>wagecuck for money
>buy car
>buy state-mandated insurance for car
>drive to nigger infested food repository because your on a budget and can't afford anything else
>wade through crowds of shart-stained obese white women and overly-aggressive out-of-control black families to pick pesticide-infested gmo food-died "food"
>pay premium for all of the chemicals in your food you never asked for
>remain dependent on the the corporate state

[Anonymous No.11054879]

>>11054852
niggers are big, dumb, and easily spooked, the difference is that niggers have discovered tool manipulation and language, which makes them much more dangerous. and that's stupid, the picture is clearly of ground beef not mammoth or whatever

[Anonymous No.11054885]

>>11054738
OP is a faggot what else is new

[Anonymous No.11054888]

>>11054879
>he picture is clearly of ground beef not mammoth or whatever
have you ever actually encountered a beef cattle, I don't think you have

[Anonymous No.11054889]

meatcucks btfo

[Anonymous No.11054893]

>>11054870
post pics of your garden

[Anonymous No.11054894]

>>11054888
are you seriously trying to argue that cows are more dangerous than niggers? do cows carry gats on them you stupid fuck?

[Anonymous No.11054902]

LOOK AT ME MOMMY I'M SAYING "NIGGER"

[Anonymous No.11054903]

>>11054893
its 2am anon, im not getting out of my comfy chair to go take a black picture of my yard

[Anonymous No.11054906]

>>11054902
>niggers dont go to shartmart
that's a blatant lie bud. white trash does too, but white trash is generally peaceful as long as they're sober

[Anonymous No.11054907]

>>11054893
the dude is just tossing seeds at the ground, it's going to be shitty anyway (shitty in appearance, not necessarily function)

[Anonymous No.11054915]

>>11054894
yup, never encountered a beef cattle. yes they are more dangerous.
> do cows carry gats on them
no and neith do most blacks, but hey racism for racism's sake is funny right? right?

[Anonymous No.11054916]

>>11054907
it's so he can type urban-gardener on his resume

[Anonymous No.11054934]

>>11054915
>being more afraid of any animal than people in general, let alone niggers
try leaving nebraska for once and moving to a state where there's actual niggers, cletus. I've been face to face with a grizzly and it doesn't fucking top doing door-to-door sales in broad daylight in newark. your a god damned sheltered idiot

>>11054916
nah never lived in the city, live on the border between suburbia and rural I guess

[Anonymous No.11054947]

>after the successful hunt, the vegan couple returns home to change their substitute child dog's diaper

[Anonymous No.11055046]

>>11054879
>/pol/ack vegan
rare combo

[Anonymous No.11055055]

>>11055046
It’s way more common than you think.

[Anonymous No.11055089]

>>11054738
meat doesn't magically appear in those plastic containers

[Anonymous No.11055222]

>>11054738
Well, you know it's not like they just give the meat away. OPs pic would be true if you were a poorfag, and actually had to steal the meat without getting detected by cameras, or thrown down to the floor by two wanna be cop security guards on your way out.
Seeing that there are strict laws against hunting in most areas without a middle man (like a supermarket) you are fucked. If you don't have the cash to pay for it it really does turn into a game of hunting/surviving.

[Anonymous No.11055242]

>>11054870
>wagecuck
I love it when some NEET says this.
I love my job. I would still do it if I suddenly became a billionaire. Although probably fewer hours a week.

[Anonymous No.11055251]

>>11055242
>wagies are this delusional
Constantly lying to yourself 24/7 must be tiring, better save that energy for your boss so he can buy that yatch he wants.

[Anonymous No.11055263]

>>11055251
You do realise not all jobs involve wearing a tie and sitting in a cubicle with some asshole shouting at you about deadlines, right?
I wouldn't even know how to get a job like that if I wanted one.

[Anonymous No.11055272]

>>11055263
Close the browser, serf, you wouldn't want your boss to walk in on you wasting his precious money, now would you?

[Anonymous No.11055280]

>>11054738
Hahaha thank god the roads you drive on and the cars you drive in are designed and built by carnivores.
The sickly vegans have only accomplished trolling on /ck/ so far.
Try harder OP.

[Anonymous No.11055378]

>>11054738
meatcucks

[Anonymous No.11055380]

>>11055046
not so rare, get used to it

[Anonymous No.11055384]

cringiest thread i’ve seen on this board desu

[Anonymous No.11055387]

>>11054738

[Anonymous No.11055389]

>>11055378
you go out foraging for berries and nuts?

[Anonymous No.11055403]

>>11055389
anything plant based is fine for me

[Anonymous No.11055432]

>>11055046
/pol/ is invaded by vegan nut jobs just as much as /ck/ is