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You're a pretty lonely dude huh?
>>11049471why else would i be here
>>11049433got no webms>Internet high five for ya bro.
>>11049437Who is this milk truck?
>>11049459>he doesn't even take his coffee with shards of glasslmao'ing at ur life
>>11049433She's hot but I hate seeing people eat bananas
>>11049449What's wrong with her?
>>11049480>ever wanted to bathe in a pool of beer?I pee in my bath all the time. What's the big deal?
>>11049617The pizza was bumpin
>>11049433i was expecting a screamermissed opportunitythis webm is perfect
>>11049437why is it drinking tea from a liquor bottle?
>>110494375:17you know what to do
>>11049480>Beer literally poison>Said to have healing propertiesAre Austrians that retarded?
>>11049657You have to be +18 to post on this site
>>11049449Why are they always like this?
>>11049433do people actually find this sexy
>>11049815are you actually gay?
>>11049433>>11049815>>11049836
>>11049906so, yes?faggots suck. tmyk
>>11049815You missed her spit trail?
>>11049917
i always feel self-conscious when eating bananasi have to tear off chunks and eat it with both hands
Go to gif if you want a porn thread retards. I hope they do it for free and delete your whole fucking shitty thread.
>>11049906thats disgusting
Choke on this
>>11050358Hard to choke on a flaccid dick senpai.
>>11049480>BELIEVED TO HAVE healing properties.
>>11049480Yeast infections aren't a healing property
>>11049433She opened it the wrong way what a retard LOL
>>11049449Imagine being so devoid of mental capacity that you were able to enjoy yourself.
>>11049480>why else would i be hereThis isn't /r9k/.
>>11050524The beer is most likely pasteurized so no living yeast or bactera to cause those issues. I don't think it'll really do much anyway though.
>>11050600Come on, man. It's still 4chan. The only place left where you can talk to people while not having to reveal yourself.
>>11050595I-Is the butter okay
>>11050612>without having to reveal yourself I wasn't aware that other sites made you post your full name, age, location and 2 forms of I.D when signing up.
>>11050716They do. That's why they ask for your full name, age, location and 2 forms of I.D when signing up. And the moment they suspect you lie about any of that, you get banned.
>>11050716Okay, post yours.
>>11049452
>>11049815Yea I love it when my girl bites the tip of my dick off
I think the OP should be reported for posting a bunch of not really food webms.
>>11049815unironically you are a homosexual
>>11049437source?
>>11049433where can i meet boys who look like this
>>11049480Kangaroo niggers are an embarassment to human civilization.
>>11049445Classy
>>11049666satan checked
>>11049449yaaas
>>11049480do Europeans really do this?
>>11049792>anything thats bad to put large amounts into my stomach must also be bad to put on my skinI guess you don't use soap then
>>11050612Stupid faggots like you are the reason my favorite slower boards are getting ruined. Its like you lack the self awareness those are containment boards
>>11049449Is that Elaine?
>>11049452prime breeding stock
>>11051960I would've smacked that wine bottle off the table and told them I'm not paying for that.
>>11052346
>>11052353You think she just randomly decided to do that? They paid her for it.
>>11049452Doing this during an earthquake no less
>>11052331>he's still in the ringgreat job sumo... could have just walked three feet and dropped him
>>11052479I'm sure that would have been a hit in the youtube comment section. Kill yourself.
>>11052482pushing someone out of the ring is not the only way to win at sumo.
>>11052076Yeah it's definitely a thing. I don't understand it either.
>>11049433I hate when bitches focus on the tip like that
>>11049437Source that shite.
>>11052007No audio? It's funny to listen to jamie try to pronounce words that have the letter s in them
>>11052618Exactly. You can also win by making your opponent laugh or giving him an erection.
>>11052870this isn't wsg
>>11049440imagine the braps
>>11052485Huh?
>>11052113
>>11049440>skinny girl wolfing down oversized foodzThis is my fetish
How does he get out?!?!
>>11051616>semen resembling dipping sauce>not dipping sauce resembling semenwait...
>>11053049w-what happened next?
>>11049433Who is this spooge luge?
>>11049449Looks like that chick that shot up youtube.
>>11049449Why is American pizza so floppy?
>>11049792We drink a lot sure but we're not that retarded.
>>11053291Ai Shinozaki, gravure idol.
>>11053762Thin, large slices
>>11053930>filename
>>11053762why is european food always covered in capers?
>>11053946why is Alex Jones so gross?
>>11053979
>>11053930there... there is one question burning in my head...
>>11051996Why
>>11054047t. Amerilard
>>11053930The noble egg man, earning his humble wages to feed his wife and 16 children by slinging eggs from dawn till dusk.
>>11054313go on
>>11051822AUSTRIANS anon not australians
>>11049452SOURCE
>>11052007I usually like him, but fucking why? "Let's take a reasonable classic and fuck it up just to be different!"
>>11053946this deserves to be played backwards, like that one with guy fieri and the noodlescan somebody do it? i don't have any webm editing software
>>11049433She looks a lot like this japanese girl I knew since grade school
>>11049449Its like when bender turned human
>>11055141Most japanese girls look like that japanese girl you knew in grade school
>>11049449HAHA I'VE BEEN PUMP AND DUMPED BY A FEW CHADS SO I'M SO QUIRKY AND SINGLE HAHAHA PIZZA + GIRL= FUNNYThe actual state of women holy shit
>>11053285Some weird jap porn with the big tiddy chick>but you already knew that, didn't you?
>>11055212She's just dancing at a nightclub. Holy shit. You are so broken.
>>11055212Exactly what this guy said >>11055269Also, she's wearing a wedding ring, I doubt she's on the prowl for some strange.
>>11053049Fucking lightweights.
>>11053930EG HOW?!
>>11051960Disgusting attentionwhore.I feel sorry for the sucker that ends up marrying her.
>>11049480>Ever wanted to bathe in a pool of beer?No, that's gross.
>>11052113>Red beans in the riceI heard Japs do this when their daughter gets their first menstruation.
>>11055205woo
>>11049433them saliva strandshnnnnnng
>>11051822It´s Austria. Birthplace of Adolf Hitler. Not Australia, Birthplace of Kangaroos.
>>11054410You just know they did that on purpose.
>>11054410That's it, once it's down it can't get up anymore.Just kill it.
>>11055831>just kill itYou don't know what kind of heat he's packing in his belly. He can be hiding anything down in those folds
>>11054410I don't know how you could do this job without hurling abuse at people like this left and right.
>>11055849sug knights still got it
>>11052353t. poor
>>11051996i dont get it what is that supposed to be?
>>11049437christian brothers brandy is neither cognac nor cognac, fyi
>>11055128
>>11055953>paying for a dirty whore doing a dumb trickt. degenerate
>>11049666All hail the 666
>>11049666666 Galaxy Express
>>11054670How does he get out of the fort without breaking the eggs?
>>11050595imagine pooping that out
What a shit thread. An embarrassment to /ck/.
>>11056410This, never let /r9k/ make a thread again
>>11054346Why not?
>>11055970it's an outie pussy
>>11055418>sip.exe
>Humanity was a mistake
>>11056050excellent
>>11057430I don't understand why I enjoy these so much
>>11057872At least she doesn't have to worry about hurting her nose since she has a flat gook face
>>11056407It would hurt a bit, but glide out real nicely.
>>11053049Is the big titted one RION?Anyone know the code?
>>11057430
>>11051960daddy would be proud
>>11056286He can't. He has to cook them all first.
>>11049437>>11049538>>11051695>>11052695don't know the precise source, but the name is Goldie Blair
>>11049437Why is the "booze" cloudy? Thats some iced tea or something.
>>11049440>slowly wrap tortilla around my dick....
>>11049440so...are you a single gal?
>>11057872I want to make passionate love to this woman.
>>11050594Sometimes I wish I wasn't so intelligent.
>>11055849Is that a c tar?>I want a c tar....
>>11058703She has a nice body. Too bad she's insane.
>>11058710I know. I thought I had another one of her but I can't seem to find it.
>>11057894>It would hurt a bitBecause of the corners?
>>11058703>no vomitdropped
>>11058717This isn't that kind of board weirdo.
>>11057872I like her hands
>>11055006Have you ever had fried cheese?It's pretty fucking great. Shred yourself some cheese and fry it in a pan until it starts to turn brown, flip it and put it on a plate. It hardens and turns into a crispy cheese flavored snack.
>>11049440>speed eatingI guess everyone needs a hobby. I would have got on board with it when I was a teen, but fuck that shit now.
>>11058900>>11058892>>11057872>>11057430I get anxious when the gf tries to take my bread in from the grocery store because she is too rough with it. Literally nothing worse than squished bread
>>11049440>can't see the plate or behind the food>barely any liquid compared to real professional eaters>little to no stopping at all>no apparent swallowingYeah I'm calling fake on this.
>>11058965Are you my mom? She would give me the bread to carry by myself so it wouldn't squish by the other items in the store cart or in the car's trunk. If the bread was squished when we get home I would never hear the end of it, she would say I literally had ONE job, etc, etc.I will do the same with me future kids.
>>11058999I always do this. If the trunk is nearing capacity I will put the bread in the back seat or carry it on my lap if I have to. I just don't fucking trust her with that shit. If I'm doing one trip grocery man I'll have my right arm loaded with 180lbs of groceries and just the bread in my left. I've even made second trips just to get the bread. Fuck squished bread.
>>11049815Pathetic weeaboos do
>>11053946>>11056050What's wrong with him
>>11058892stahp y would u do this
>>11058987> 2018> furious pete> competitive eaterThat's almost certainly real. Her name is Zisser Nela, and she's currently #35 on the major league eating rankings
>>11058987check out mat stonie. hes built like a teenage girl and can eat faster and much more than this hussy
>>11058987Gay vibes.
>>11055870>>11055849that's obviously mc ride-on scooter
>>11058703I like the one where she has a mermaid tail and makes out with a dead fish.
>>11055614Birthplace of Peter Dutton. Hitler was nothing compared to what this guy will do one day.
>>11057430>>11058035>>11057456WTF I RECOGNIZE THAT GUYTHAT'S ZAK THE BAKER IN WYNWOOD.also their stuff is really good, a bit pricey though.
>>11060557Ouch. But I guess it probably wouldn't hurt for long, LOL.
>>11058875Bakers rise up!
>>11058716I'm stoned and you just made my night
>>11058552Bless you anon.
>>11060519An Australian politician unironically called for "the final solution to the immigration problem" today. It sounds like a majestic nation with a bright future.
>>11060649I don't get it
>>11060720the handle wasn't screwed into the wok
>>11060557did he died?
>>11060557>How can I toss this person without getting my hair wet? WAIT! I KNOW!
>>11060758No, I mean, that is not a wok since the bottom is flat. And it isn't a western pan because then it would just be copying, so I don't get it.
>>11053762You'd be floppy to around her and those dancing skills.
>>11050595The absolute state of ketofags.
>>11049437nice bobs
>>11049440This makes my benis the Big Benis
>>11053941Oh I think I've been to this place, I kinda recognize the restaurant and the burgers were simple but very good, no wonder why. The one I've been to was in Colaorado, if anybody knows the place
>>11060557Rest in pepperoni
>>11051616>2 fucking watermarks on an obviously stolen video from the insiderKill yourself
>>11049617Alcohol.
>>11054410Happy my dad died before he got to this state. Unhappy because I saw his nutsack at the hospital where he died.
>>11051960That bottle of champagne is like 11 dollars btw.
>>11055258I assumed that, but it was my way of subtly asking for the sauce
>>11054410kek the one guy just keep smoking, ehhh it's a living
>>11057430God I wish that were me
>>11049617>her
>>11050594kek
>>110560505 stars
>>11061684great, now you can go back to /b/
>>11061884Then let me subtly tell you to return to your own board.
>>11051616>semen resembling dipping saucehmmm
>>11054410Why the fuck do they keep it alive? All fat people need to be hung or given lethal injections.
>>11055849Man, Mc Ride let himself go
>>11055388OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
>>11062688
>>11062399it's semen-resembling
>>11049480>have cut>bathe in beer>immense painGreat fucking idea
>>11060557He definitely died.
>>11058935based and redpilled
>>11058710That's actually the point of her videos. Parodying the many videos where the main attraction is women flaunting their bodies.
>>11063172>Parodying
>>11063192Back up, buddy. She is Pure and don't you forget it.
>>11063246>She
>>11063267one more and you're breaking the rules, avatarfag
>>11063301
>>11057430>>11057872>>11058892>>11058900why is this so arousing?it's just smashing your face into breadwhy am i getting a boner
>>11063301>disrespect my waifu ONE more time and I will NOT hesitate to report you
>>11058695Just sell the wooden house
>>11049983I can do that. I had crazy bad acid reflux for like a week, never before or since. That left me with almost no physical gag reflex.
>>11055418/r/ing a version of this with a white monster shopped in>sip
>>11053049Code?
>>11049983I actually thought about joining the marines at one point but the "haha bro im gonna act gay bro its a joke bro lemme suck your dick bro" homo erotic joke culture was a big turn off
>>11049480>ordering beer when you literally can just drink the pool beer.
>>11065270How empty must one's life be?
>>11065393You're just jealous of all the up votes he got on r*ddit
>>11065327Yeah. Foreign Legion or nothing, I say. I failed their physical, though.
>>11065393As if you'd ever do anything cool with your empty hours.
>>11060557story?
>>11065680It's just a herbal bread.
>>11049449I S O L A T E D
>>11065767>that fucking redpilled serving distribution
1/?
>>110659652/?
>>11065965The ironic thing here is that this advertises Deus Ex, and the makers of Deus Ex do not profit from sales of Deus Ex today. Only the publishers do.
>>110659703/?
>>110659744
>>11065972It's called consolidation
>>11060719yeah nah thats not what happened
>>11065767>3 dumplingsIMPEACH NOW
>>11066085you Brazilian? how is this food
>>11066085well...that was unfortunate
>>11066023
>>11049480>ever wanted to bathe in a pool of beer?no
>>11056050>>11053946
>>11066085>>11066164UMA DELICIA
>>11066081>DRUMPFLINGS!!!!!!!!!!1!!1
>>11066579AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOP
FREE CRASH_OVERRIDE
>>11058670Why in the fucking christ on a dildo bike did some aids ridden faggot think it was necessary to put godamn labels on this image. Delete this shit right now, not just on 4chan but your fucking computer as well. shift+delete you fucking retard don't just put it in your recycle bin
>>11049666>_gif_ - _food porn_ - Adult GIF - 4chan_2.webm>.webm
>>11053930Nothing about the guy who's pretty much knocking back egg shooters in the foreground the entire time?
>>11054410
>>11066722He's already out.
>>11065270I bet the ingredients of that cake included >soy
>>11065965>>11065970>>11065974>>11065976WTF??
>>11066729>The 4 stages of grief.jpg
>>11065270that candle under the butter is fucking awesome
>>11063340because you're a horny teenager and you'd get a boner from a bump in the road.
>>11065393Not empty enough to be posting on a korean motion pixelart forum.
>>11066579What a moron.
>>11054410Is that this guy?
>>11067930What the hell
>>11067930
>>11066722holy shit hahahaha
>>11067930why
>>11049983fucking marines
Why is it that on /gif/ webms of a guy willingly getting castrated in his bedroom removed but 13 year olds getting beheaded is okay? What the fuck is wrong with the mods?
>>11068604they know what they like to beat off to?
>>11066729
>>11053124Checks out.
>>11069342Nice
>>11049433nice
>>11051994Balloons arent a very good cutting board.
>>11069342Why does this work so well?
>>11067930Arin Hanson in 10 years
>>11049983Using Marines is cheating
>>11051994>those dull-ass nails
>>11070636>filenamegood job anon
>>11070655welcome to /ck/now kindly fuck off
>>11070674>He left the fucking sticker on*sigh*
>>11055388>feeling sorry for retards that marry fucked up women
>>11070749what's happening at the end with the weird glitching as it comes towards the camera?
>>11070373Oh man, I am just imagining the death spiral of depression he would fall into if Dan ever left, which could happen soon.
>>11070839You never seen a body of water before?
>>11070915OH this is at the surface, for some reason I was thinking this was filmed with the camera underwater.
>>11065393>projecting this hard
anyone have that real cringey webm with the chicken parm being made
>>11069342top kek
>>11049449>Tfw danced and ate pizzaThis is a good feel at home