/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11045023]

>move from the country to the city (Ohio) few months back
>today on the way to work see advertisement for $5 meal of chicken nuggs and fries from Popeyes
>devide I'll try it since I've never had Popeyes
>leave for lunchbreak
>drive 15 mins to get to the closest Popeyes
>try to order
>get screamed at by a black lady with a massive fake southern accent
>OH I'M SO SORRY BABY WE DISCONTINUED THAT MEAL DEAL WHAT ELSE WOULD YOU LIKE
>start to panic
>I hadn't considered any other options while waiting and now here I am with no idea what's going on as I frantically search the menu
>blurt out a number 11 which is apparently shrimp and tenders
>have to repeat myself 3 times as she can't hear me over the sirens
>go to pay
>have to slide my card into some giant metal cylinder that spins around and gives it to her and she sticks my food into it then it spins and gives it to me
>get my food and start getting out of there
>car behind pulls up and starts honking
>I left my card and now he has it
>have to get out of my car and walk to him and take it
>on top of all this I ordered honey mustard and was given some sort of horseradish mustard
Is this how all fried chicken places are?
I'm never coming back.
I recorded getting my food because it was so unbelievable https://vocaroo.com/i/s1dgpX7fXhG8

The food isn't even good

[Anonymous No.11045205]

panic ordering is the worst. I’m so glad you recorded that for no reason. It oddly soothing with the sirens and the subtle van morrison. I think that’s pretty standard popeyes procedure. you should try getting fried chicken at the deli counter at a grocery store.

about to go fall asleep to that vocaroo on repeat

[Anonymous No.11045285]

>>11045023

>have to slide my card into some giant metal cylinder that spins around and gives it to her and she sticks my food into it then it spins and gives it to me

is this what life with basketball americans is like?

[Anonymous No.11045307]

>>11045285
Yes. Enjoy your diversity

[Anonymous No.11045765]

>>11045023
>Radio
SHA LA LA
LA LA
LA LA
L-LA TI'DA

[Anonymous No.11045770]

>>11045023
What city? If it's Cleveland I feel like I know exactly where that Popeyes was

[Anonymous No.11045775]

>>11045023
How does the recording help this litterly just u shuffleing in your car for a min and the rest maybe a recording. Like shit dudr if you havr never ordered/been to the place GO THE FUCK INSIDE their is no one worse then you tags sitting at the order window for 15 mins looking over the menu nigga drive thru is like self check out dont use it if you don't know how.

[Anonymous No.11045779]

>>11045023
funniest fucking thing I've read all day
god bless vocaroo

[Anonymous No.11046011]

>>11045023
Should have gone to one of the many mom and pop fried chicken/fish places for better quality.

[Anonymous No.11046134]

Even in the US where arabs are comparatively rare, they always run the best fry shops

[Anonymous No.11046255]

>>11045023
Stupid boomer consider killing yourself.

[Anonymous No.11046443]

massive corporations try to make their menus confusing with eye-sore patterns that list all their most expensive options near the top and center.

Notice way down in the corners in small print with no pictures you'll find their value meal (or they stuff it in the corner of the room way off at the side). inside the stores they have lcd screens displaying the menu and typically the menu is morphing and changing at a fast rate so you can't even understand or read the menu there, maybe this is mcdonalds way of trying to force people to use kiosks i don't know.

Now order value meal food for the rest of your life or use coupons.

[Anonymous No.11046468]

I lived in the midworst for a while, Ohio among other states

Even in the middle of Cleveland you still feel like you're in Deliverance, except with buildings instead of trees

[Anonymous No.11046487]

>>11045023
Detroit, Atlanta, Philadelphia or Chicago?

[Anonymous No.11046603]

>>11045023
Copied straight from my yelp review of my local Popeye's

Two stars for the mediocre food. Zero stars for service and staff. Every single time ordering through the drive thru is like pulling teeth. Here's how it went last time:

Me: 3 wing combo, spicy please
Popeyes: You want a 3 wing combo?
Me: Yes
Popeyes: Regular or spicy?
Me: Spicy
P: What you wanna drink?
Me: Unsweet iced tea
P: Sweet tea?
Me: No, unsweet tea
P: Unsweet tea?
Me: Yes, unsweet (they gave me sweet tea, after all of this)
P: Side?
Me: Mashed potatoes
P: Mashed potatoes?
Me: Yes
P: 3 wing combo with mashed potatoes and uuuuhhhhhhhhh.....
Me: Unsweet tea please
P: (long silence)
Me: Hello?
P: $6.52 first window
Me: Can I order something else?
P: You wanna order something else?
Me: Yes
P: What do you want?
Me: One order of fries
P: Order of fries?
Me: Yes
P: Cajun fries?
Me: Yes (they only have one kind of french fries)
P: And you had the 3 wing combo too?
Me: Yes
P: And what was the side on the combo?
Me: Mashed potatoes
P: Mashed potatoes?
Me: Yes
P: (long silence)
Me: Hello?
P: $8.64
Me: I wasn't finished ordering
P: You wanna order more?
Me: Nevermind

[Anonymous No.11046920]

>>11046603
This is always my fucking experience there. Have to fucking repeat myself so much.

[Anonymous No.11046992]

>>11045023
>voluntarily go to niggers
>why do they behave like niggers?
>what did I do to deserve this?
>how could I know being surrounded by niggers is bad?
Seriously?

[Anonymous No.11047001]

>>11045775
Is this a parody or do manual labour Americans really not know how to write basic english?

[Anonymous No.11047005]

>>11046603
>(they gave me sweet tea, after all of this)
...
>Me: Nevermind

This person is lying.

[Anonymous No.11047012]

>>11047005
Nevermind = not more
It doesn't cancel the entire order.

[Anonymous No.11047014]

>>11045775
Did you read the post? He knew what he wanted going up but was thrown off guard by them saying they were out of it.

[Anonymous No.11047153]

I want to make a joke about OP having fallen off the turnip truck just yesterday but between what is likely legitimate diagnosable autism and eating at a nigger restaurant he brought situation entirely upon himself.

[Anonymous No.11047199]

>>11045205
Lol

[Anonymous No.11047294]

>>11046603
Replace the names of the food and this could almost be a word-for-word transcript of whenever I attempt to order at Sonic.

>Hi, I'd like a Route 44 vanilla Coke.
>Okay so we got a medium grape slush, anything else?
>...

[Anonymous No.11047432]

Master race coming through

[Anonymous No.11047807]

>>11045023
>move from city to country bc i refuse to go to a liberal-brainwashing academy and can't get a job that affords the city
>nearest food is 11 miles away
>it's a mcdonald's next to a walmart
>both are staffed with emotionally-broken and physically-abused wives of talentless yeehaws collecting welfare checks and forcing the burden of the finances on the wives
>walk into McDonald's
>reeks of cheap cigarettes
>walk up to the counter
>"enshrlfuckdermggnow"
>"pardon?"
>""enshrlfuckdermggnow"
>figure out this stoma-speak for "what the fuck do you want now"
>order chicken select meal
>"oh fuckin great. HEY LOUISE, HE WANTS THE CHICKEN"
>a voice from the kitchen responds "aw fuck. the chicken. it's gon' be 10 minutes"
>lady at the counter sniffs, wipes her nose, weezes then gets her hand all over mine to take my payment "wait here"
>"HEY LOUISE BRING IT TO THE FUCKIN FRONT WHEN YOURE DONE COOKIN" she pulls out a pack of off-brand cigarettes and starts lighting it before she walks out
>15 minutes go by. kitchen is surprisingly silent.
>walk outside to see if i can talk to the cashier to checking on the food
>obese gray-goatee'd boomer with a coors can in one hand is bitching her out about the house not being clean
>walk back in. yell from the counter "excuse me"
>Louise walks up to the counter "yea?"i ask about my food
>"Hold the fuck on would you, I had to take a smoke" she rolls her eyes "What did you want again?"
Is this how all rural McDonald's are?

[Unicorn Man !Ub5kwAyBaY No.11047812]

You're supposed to have a 15 minute conversation with the cashier first before ordering; they're southern style

[Anonymous No.11047817]

Dude you didn't even thank her

[Anonymous No.11047827]

Holy shit youre so fuckin white... "nervous around black people" white

[Anonymous No.11047832]

>>11045023
>have to slide my card into some giant metal cylinder that spins around and gives it to her and she sticks my food into it then it spins and gives it to me

[Anonymous No.11047837]

Dodge's has the best chicken. The honey mustard, and sweet and sour sauce are bomb. The apple pies there are also delicious. A general rule of thumb is like mexican restaurants, if white people are back there cooking, it aint right. Go to a chicken restaurant where niggers cook your food, it tastes way better.

[Anonymous No.11047867]

>>11045023
cracker what you want is williams chicken

[Anonymous No.11048088]

>>11047827
When there's a jail style slot to get your food from and sirens blaring in the background I think boy has reason to be nervous

[Anonymous No.11048520]

>>11045770
And if it's Columbus, I know which one too.

>>11045023
Where ya at, OP? I think we can probably figure out a better place for you to go for lunch next time.

[Anonymous No.11048749]

>>11048520
And if OP lives in ‘natti he’s just fucked already

[Anonymous No.11048767]

>>11045023
>I recorded getting my food because it was so unbelievable https://vocaroo.com/i/s1dgpX7fXhG8
pfftahahaha

[Anonymous No.11048777]

the lady sounds based
i love those fat nice black ladies

[Anonymous No.11048893]

>>11045023
>ordering at the drive thru
you deserve it

[Anonymous No.11048907]

>>11046920
>>11046603
>>11047294
go inside the store you beta fucks

[Anonymous No.11048978]

>popeye's
how come they never have any good promos anymore?

[Anonymous No.11049029]

>>11046603
Same guy here. My follow up yelp review:

Why do the employees always seem so upset and angry that I am here? I feel like I should start my order with an apology. I'm sorry I'm about to ask you to put chicken in a box and hand it to me. Christ.

But seriously, this Popeye's is a complete joke. They used to display a sign that read "Certified Popeye's Training Location" and I would get a kick out of it every time. I'll never come here again after today, so I guess the employees' strategy of "be rude enough and serve shitty enough food that customers will stop coming" is actually working. I won't be bothering them anymore.

I tried the Ghost Pepper wings. They were tiny, overcooked, flavorless pieces of what actual restaurants would consider trash. I was insulted that they had the nerve to serve this garbage, but given that it was this location I was not surprised. You win, Popeye's. I'm done.

[Anonymous No.11049037]

>>11048749
But at least he's got Cinci chili to keep his miserable ass company. Could be worse (even if Cinci is a fucking hellhole).

[Anonymous No.11049038]

>>11049029
why does popeye's try to giev you as little chicken as possible?

[Anonymous No.11049041]

thas whutchu git for comin to the hood whyboi

[Anonymous No.11049045]

>>11049038
Southerner here, it's because no one fucking orders white meat trash at popeyes. You only go on TUESDAY and order a family bucket with mash, biscuits, slaw, and fried okra.

Fucking yankees and flyovers.

[Anonymous No.11049062]

>>11045023
The pop-eyes near me don't even have bullet proof glass, I feel so spoiled

[Anonymous No.11049069]

>>11049038
Because blacks

[Anonymous No.11049079]

STOP EMPLOYING NIGGERS AT FOOD PLACES.

THEY CANT UNDERSTAND ENGLISH AND ALWAYS GET YOUR ORDER WRONG.

I honestly only became racist after dealing with fast food niggers.

At least mexicans get your shit right.

[Anonymous No.11049094]

>>11049079
>At least mexicans get your shit right.
You're kidding, right? All Mexicans do is spread e. coli.

[Anonymous No.11049124]

thats why i always use coupons at fast food places

[Anonymous No.11049136]

Fried Chicken places are the best of all fast food

[Anonymous No.11049148]

>>11049094
>t. Tyrone Jamal

[Anonymous No.11049178]

>>11049148
>t. Jose Gonzalez

[Anonymous No.11049188]

>>11049178
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[Anonymous No.11049209]

<order 2 5$ boneless wing boxes
>no spicy wings
>what sides?
>red beans and rice and one with fries
>reads order back to me
>gives me mashed potatoes and fries
>charges me for a soda
>forgets to give me sauce 3 times

I even went in this time to avoid the idiot i got at the drive thru last time that gave us chicken on the bone instead of the last 5$ box they had before this one

[Anonymous No.11049225]

Popeyes is wierd. I went and every time I ordered a thing the cashier would go back and bring out the thing I ordered to the table one by one. Let me order my shit and then bring my order, wtf is even going on? I honestly would’ve walked out if I weren’t picking up food for others. Another time they took 30 minuets to make the food. They didn’t tell me it was going to take that long too. Like damn that could be somebody’s entire lunch break. Lastily I went to one. The dining area had one spic watching Telemundo on a smartphone with the volume loud so I had to hear that spic babble. The people working there should tell him to put some headphones on or gtfo. This place sucks. I’ve never had such bad expierences at any fast food restraunt. I don’t even go often either I’ve been there less than 10 times in my life and all these stories come from different locations. What a terrible place.

[Anonymous No.11049230]

The only time I have had Popeyes was in FL. We were coming back from a cruise to the bahamas and wanted some food. We get there and everyone but us is black. There are 2 dudes smoking some dank outside and a homeless guy inside who cons my friend out of 5 bucks like a moron. The food was good though

We then stopped in one of the carolinas and got bojangles. Everyone was white, it was nice and clean and was better than popeyes.

[Anonymous No.11049243]

>>11048907
Why would I wanna park, get out of my car, go inside and wait in a line beside people when I can sit comfy in my car listening to the eragon series on audiobook

[Anonymous No.11049256]

>>11047807
ur just a fag m8. every time I have gotten fast food in a rural area vs the city, the rural area is always better because they arent employing a bunch of criminals like the city. and of course, the ONE place near me (wendys) that does employ trash happens to get the order wrong all the time

[Anonymous No.11049268]

I just ate some fried chicken. The breasts were juicy, and the buns were soft and warm. Afterwards, the division manager of Popeyes came up to my table and asked me how the meal was.I said I was satisfied, but the meal lacked a certain je ne sais quoi. He apologized profusely, and said he had something to show me that would make up for it. He lead me to the back of the popeyes, to a room soaked from floor to ceiling in blood. In the center of it was a live horse, chained by all four legs to the structural supports of the warehouse like room. As I watched, employees of the popeyes cut large sections from the horse, which was whinneying and screaming in horror, the remaining sections of its body covered with festering sores and a froth of sweat. The popeyes employees took the chunks of horseflesh and sliced them into pieces, then they rooted around through the bags of trash strewn around the room to find discarded chicken bones. They quickly tenderized the meat with sledgehammers and fed it into a machine which formed the horsemeat around the bones, then they breaded and deepfried it.
I asked the division manager why he had led me back to this place, and he pointed at the steed's rump, the diseased asshole puckering rythmically with terror, squirting pus with each convulsion. "We're just about to use that section, would you like a crack at it first?" I quickly unzipped my pants and wasted no time jamming my erect penis into the stallion's defenseless asshole. With each thrust, I donkey punched the horse in the back of the head, making it clench its ass even tighter. I came just as the horse died. I was delighted. Popeyes definitely went the extra mile to make me a satisfied customer.

[Anonymous No.11049327]

>>11049268
>I just ate some fried chicken
But according to your story, you didn't. Something doesn't add up here...

[Anonymous No.11049351]

>>11048520
Toledo

[Anonymous No.11049359]

>>11049268
holy hell i haven't seen this copypasta in YEARS

[Anonymous No.11049490]

I had some nigger tell me about this shit after going to popeyes for years. Apparently they hide the shit. It's fuckin bomb though. It's funny like 99% people that go to peoples don't even know this shit exists.

[Anonymous No.11049528]

>>11049045
nigger what the fuck are you talking about?

Actual southerner here. If you want good fried chicken and don't wanna venture into blackland go to Bojangles, or better yet go to Publix and get an 8 piece mix for 8.99. God tier fried chicken.

[Anonymous No.11049604]

>>11049268
How long are your arms that you can punch a horse in the head while ass fucking it?

[Anonymous No.11051317]

>>11049528
Actual deep southerner here, Raising Cane's or go home.

[Anonymous No.11051326]

>>11049490
>h-hey can I get some Cajun Sparkle with that?
>(whispering) the white boy knows...
>Yes sir, that will be 12.99 pull up
>*pulls up to window*
>immediately get shot in the face

[Anonymous No.11051332]

>>11045023
>first thing you hear in recording is a police siren
Yup, sounds about right

[Anonymous No.11051338]

>>11051317
>Decent tendies
>shit fries
>shit texas toast
>meme sauce that is mediocre at best
Sorry fellow southernbro, but your taste is horrible.

[Anonymous No.11052818]

>>11049029
>>11046603
I found your yelp page and you sir are a true twat

[Anonymous No.11052865]

>>11045023
>im retarded
>are all fried chicken places me being retarded?

[Anonymous No.11052909]

>>11052865
How did this become the default slojack for the entire board?

[Anonymous No.11054107]

>>11051338
>>shit texas toast
well im glad you outed yourself as a man with absolute and utterly shit taste

[Anonymous No.11054379]

>>11045023
That's just fast food joints in Ohio in general, dude. I avoid them like the plague. The only place I consistently get good service and feel like I'm not talking to some who legally brain dead is at Chik-fil-a. And you fucking pay for that privilege, trust me.

[Anonymous No.11054389]

>>11047827
I'm super white but also lived in the ghetto of a super black city and managed fine.
Nothing wrong with refusing to relax around blacks, he just went about it the wrong way because he spilled his spaghetti. Same thing could have happened to him at gamestop when a new qt3.14 was working the counter.

[Anonymous No.11054409]

>>11049094
>>11049178
>>11049148
White guy that lived in the ghetto chiming in again. I totally believe you both after hearing blacks talking about Mexicans and vice versa was fucking beyond /pol/ tier. Maybe why /pol/ is half brown despite expectations. Sucks most of my race is so self loathing and cucked in modernity and blinded by the fear of being labeled racist. Every race has its flaws.

[Anonymous No.11054428]

>>11049490
Best post of the thread. You aight white boi.

[Anonymous No.11055923]

>>11047807

t. booty-blasted Jamal

[Anonymous No.11055967]

I'm glad I live in Dixie where none of this garbage happens. Like, even in our fast food places. The worst I've ever dealt with is a teenager who didn't know the menu or something.

[Anonymous No.11055974]

>>11047807
this didn't happen

[Anonymous No.11055994]

>>11045023
>country to the city (Ohio)
So nothing's changed

[Anonymous No.11056010]

>>11045023
Thank you, OP, for making me cry in laughter. I haven't done that in months.

[Anonymous No.11056045]

>>11047294
Ordered a route 44 limeade slush cause I was dying of thirst, total was like 4$
>mfw I drive away and realize they've given me a route 44 sprite with three lime wedges in the bottom