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>is coke okay?

>> No.11043709

>>11043703
Is this on Opposite Day?

>> No.11043710

>>11043703
For me it's bang's

>> No.11043711

>>11043703
Off them titties? Yes pls.

>> No.11043712

Thanks u 2

>> No.11043725

>>11043710
if you're watching calorie intake, you might wanna try oliet bang's seasoned with thyme.

>> No.11043729

>>11043703
I asked for the tap list, dum dum. Do I look like I'm 12?

>> No.11043731

>>11043710
Cringe and compiled

>> No.11043733

>>11043703
This happened to me recently.
>I'd like two bang's
Still not sure why they asked me to leave.

>> No.11043734
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>>11043703
No. I'll have a skinny flat white, thanks.

>> No.11043767

>>11043703
No, I asked for water

>> No.11043769

Only children drink soda.

>> No.11043780
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>>11043767
Water, or WATER?

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11043786

>>11043711

>> No.11044589

>>11043780
I'd pick left.

>> No.11044604

>>11043780
You start with Water, but after a glass or two, you switch to WATER

>> No.11044605

>>11043780
a mix of the two

>> No.11044608

>>11043780
Water is more aesthetic

>> No.11044668
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>>11043703
>ask where the ketchup is
>they are out of ketchup
>"is mustard okay?"

>> No.11044694

>>11043703
Has anyone ever said "no" when asked "Is Pepsi okay?"
I'm wondering what the reaction to that kind of autism is.

>> No.11044720
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>>11043703
Yes, I'll have a can of Fanta please

>> No.11044753

>>11044694
'No, I would like a glass of water.'

>> No.11044796

>>11044694
Yeah, I have. Pepsi is way too sugary. I don't even drink soda any more, but I used to have the occasional coke. Whenever that was the case, I got water instead.

>> No.11044803

>>11044720
I think Minnesota has been moving towards soda for the last several years. And now people are realizing there's no good raisin to drink soda so they're wasting money on flavored seltzer instead. I prefer mineral water.

>> No.11044804

>>11044720
Ever notice how the places that say soda generally arent backwater shit holes filled with genetic dead ends.

>> No.11044805

>>11044764
Why did you delete?

>> No.11044814

>>11043780
literally red pill vs blue pill
right is definitely full of bogdabots

>> No.11044976

>>11044803
I'm from Minnesota and I've been saying soda my whole life. A lot of people say pop though

>> No.11044986

>>11044804
Based Milwaukee

>> No.11044999

I work for Coca-Cola ama

>> No.11045030

>>11043703
>y-you too

>> No.11045034

>>11043780
Think of all the disgusting redditors who would pick the right one, I would go with the left

>> No.11045048

>>11044999
How do they do it?

>> No.11045062

>>11044999
checkin' those digitos

>> No.11045072
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>>11043780
Right, for the aesthetics

>> No.11046310

>>11045048
What?

>> No.11046315

>>11043780
Waterver.

>> No.11046394
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11046394

>I'll have diet cola
>Is Pepsi OK?
I specifically used the generic word so I didn't have to fucking guess which one you had you dumb bitch

>> No.11046641

>>11043710
Good choice

>> No.11046651
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11046651

>be me
>order a rum and Coke
>is Pepsi okay?
>sure
>brings me a Coke and Pepsi
>mfw

>> No.11046661

>>11046651
You don't get rum at Chuck E Cheese

>> No.11046704

>>11043769
Who said anything about soda?

Who's the child here

>> No.11046720

>>11043703
Sorry, I wanted Mountain Dew. Bring me a glass and I'll grab a 2-liter next door, thanks.

>> No.11046765

>>11043703
Pepsi is shit

>> No.11046768

>>11043703
I ordered a beer!

>> No.11046852

>>11043703
I prefer soda

>> No.11046935

>>11043703
Sure. Give me three neat lines served on a mirrored plate. And make it snappy, I need my blow.

>> No.11047593

>>11043780
Left. It doesn't need to talk itself up, it's not pretending to be something it's not, no fancy marketing to trick you, what you see is what you get.

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>>11043703
that'd be great babe

>> No.11047686

>drinking jew water

>> No.11047695

>I prefer adderall

>> No.11047725

>>11047695
Diet coke it is then

>> No.11047774

>>11046310
You know!

>> No.11047784

Ma'am, are you accusing me of being a homosexual? I ordered a Sarsaparilla and gosh dang it I'm gonna drink Sarsaparilla

>> No.11048111

No, WATER is fine.

>> No.11048159

>>11046651
nice twitter joke fag

>> No.11048162

>>11043703
It's very okay, I was worried you only had Pepsi

>> No.11048661

>>11044694
If they don't have coke I ask for a mt dew.

>> No.11048675

>>11043703
>I'll have a cola
>Don't you mean Coke?
>Sure. I'll have a Coke.
>Sorry. We only have Pepsi.

>> No.11048679

>>11043703
>Baja Blast please

>> No.11048718

>>11044796
you know neithe rof them contains sugar, right? but coke contains more high fructose corn syrup.

>> No.11048812

>>11044976
Fuck you, I'm from Minnesota and its pop. Saying soda sounds like something a gag would say

>> No.11048985

>>11043703
curiosity cola or ill sue

>> No.11049403

>>11046651
>be me

>> No.11049443

>>11043703
No, coke is not okay! I specifically requested a Royal Crown Cola!

Where is your manager! You messed with the wrong customer, whore! I'LL HAVE YOU FIRED!

>> No.11049446

>>11046394
But it sounds like Coca Cola. Say Soda or Fizz

>> No.11049448
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11049448

>>11043703
I DEMAND RC COLA

REEEEE

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>>11043711

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>>11049448
>Ma nigga

>> No.11049688

>>11049446
>But it sounds like Coca Cola
As opposed to Pepsi Cola?

>> No.11049690

>>11043780
only warter for me, thanks

>> No.11049700

>>11043703
Flake not rock

>> No.11049727

>>11044720
I didn't even realize people called it anything but soda

>> No.11049729

>>11049448
R.C. is--both in taste and by title--the king of colas.

>> No.11049739

>>11049700
What kind of moron buys flake? Are you a retard that enjoys baking soda and rat poison instead of getting what you actually pay for?

>> No.11049741

>>11043703
No one ever asks that because no one asks for fucking Pepsi.

>> No.11049763

>>11049739
Are you a fucking brainlet ? For a start by not rock I meant not crack, I can only assume you meant a solid rock of coke which high purity coke doesn't really form and is no indication of quality anyway as coke can be rerocked trivially. Furthermore, while not foolproof, higher purity cocaine has a tendency to form oily pearlescent flakes. Absolutely kill ursef my man.

>> No.11049995

>>11048718
>DURRR HURF DURP DE DERRURR

>> No.11049999

>>11044803
>wasting money on flavored seltzer instead
>I prefer [wasting money on] mineral water.

>> No.11050004

>>11049999
I didn't say I pay for it, but I get it if someone else offers or I don't want to be a waste of space.

>> No.11050054

Fuck no, speed all the way

>> No.11050061

>>11043780
Water is such a weird looking word.

>> No.11050065
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>>11049448
>rc cola
>only $1 at the gas station next door
Nothing can beat it.

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>>11043710
*Leap, Leap, Leap*
ah ah ah
*Snag*
not so fast

>> No.11050077

>>11050072
>30 year old lemur

>> No.11050348

>does not wwwant to rock
>illegals /cum/
hjmmmmmmmmmmmmm
ps GET TO THE MOUTNS

>> No.11050385

>>11050065
Nehi from the back of the fridge.

>> No.11050723

>>11050072
Why he balls above he dick lmao

>> No.11050742

>>11043786
that filename

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>>11043703

>> No.11050797

>>11043703
>not always ordering water
Why though

>> No.11050893

>>11048812
Also from Minnesota and I agree with this. Now I'll mention hot dish in case the "hinga dings bork bork bork" guy is around

>> No.11050922

>>11050893
fucking yoopers. "pop" is childish, juvenile, kids say it. It's soda, cola, soft drink. in that order

>> No.11050952

>>11044694
I have so, and multiple times.
If (and that’s seldom) I want a coke, then I want a coke. Not a Pepsi, not an Afrikola or whatever shitty variation of cola.
I’ll have a bottle of 1995 médoc please
>is 2012 Beaujolais ok?

>> No.11050962

>>11050952
I'd take a 6 year old brouilly over an aged-to-death medoc that probably has heatstroke at this point

>> No.11050979

>>11043703
I said water

>> No.11050989

>>11050962
And that’s fine by me. Could have been the other way around.
My point was that if you order something, chances are you actually want that thing. Not something approaching.
Also I’m sorry if you don’t have a competent sommelier around you who can keep wines.

>> No.11051003

>>11049644
More like the champagne and caviar of poorfag rednecks.

>> No.11051004

>>11050989
>a somm sits around one restaurant for 20+ years babysitting the same cellar
Yeah, I really don't think so

>> No.11051009

>>11051004
So I’m sorry for you

>> No.11051018

>>11051003
But that's what the image says
>>11051009
I don't think you know what a sommelier actually is

>> No.11051028

>>11051018
A beta numale with a master's degree in African-American women's studies?

>> No.11051031

>>11051028
No, a mexican islamic jewish cuckold cultural marxist soy boy redditor europoor coastie roastie bugman who hates America and has literally never even set foot here, obviously

>> No.11051033

>>11049403
Be me up Scotty, take me away

>> No.11051074

>>11051018
Why do you focus so much on the man behind the title? You should trust a place no matter the turnover. Does the chef need to be in the kitchen for 20 years+ to trust him to handle your food? Does the waiter need to work there for 20 years?
Is it unfathomable that a restaurant has strict enough procedures that you can trust the way the wine is stored? Is it so hard to believe that a competent sommelier will warrant that the wine is properly stored? Because, you know, that’s his job and he can confidently pour a 500$ bottle without risking the customer to make a fuss?
I may not know what a sommelier is, but I’m not sure you know where to order your wine.

>> No.11051095

>>11051074
>ordering a $500 wine at a restaurant where they just randomly swap out a bojo cru on you
Uh huh. Who's the one who can't order wine here? Hint: it's you.

Also, it's exceedingly uncommon for either a chef or a waiter to remain at the exact same restaurant for 20+ years.

>> No.11051162

>>11051095
Oh okay you are just moving posts now. Good little retard.

>> No.11051186

>>11051162
I'm using the goalposts that you yourself set up here >>11050952

If they seem to be moving, perhaps you've had a bit too much to drink?

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>>11043703
>*ksssssssssh*
>glug glug glug glug
>ahhhhhhhhhh
>I hate the taste of coke
why is this allowed?

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11051321

>is tap water okay?

>> No.11051390

>>11051321
I fucking hate when they recast with different genders, the source material is important.

>> No.11051821

>>11051390
Those are the same two people, just flipped.