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>3 michelin stars
>reservations only
>cramped subway stall
>raw fish and rice
>€250
Is this borderline scam?

>> No.11041095

>>11041086
YOU PAY NOW WHITU PIGGU

>> No.11041113
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>>11041086
There is only one cure for jiroposting

>> No.11041128

Man Jiro has it so good, convincing his baka gaijin his shit stall isn't extravagant because it would detract from the sushi. Probably saves a pretty penny with that closet.

>> No.11041156

>>11041086
The fact flyovers hate him makes me love Jiro even more.

>> No.11041192

>>11041156
>€
So what would the flyovers of Europe be?

>> No.11041198

>>11041192
The entirety of it, as Americans fly over it to get to japan to eat overpriced sushi.

>> No.11041225
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its a pay for the experience kind of thing, you genuinely think hes much worse then most 'upscale' places?

>> No.11041244

>>11041225
>$47221.09
What in the goddamn?

>> No.11041262
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>>11041198
>americans flying over europe to get to japan

if only there was an easier way

>> No.11041268

>>11041244
they bought two magnums of cristal

either they're the kind of person who literally has so much money they don't know what to do with it or they were trying to impress potential business associates

or rappers, the fuck do i know. all i know is there is no reason you should ever buy a magnum of cristal, let alone two.

>> No.11041276

>>11041244
remember you're paying for an UPSCALE EXPERIENCE not just the luxurious food covered in gold flakes and upsold wine.

>> No.11041324

>>11041225
$12 for water

>> No.11041328

>>11041324
a L water anon, cmon now pay up!

>> No.11041336
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>>11041086

THIS AUTIST HAS BEEN DOING THIS SAME GOD DAMN THREAD FOR MONTHS ON END NOW. FUCKING WHY. WHO ARE YOU. WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MUCH TIME. WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY

>> No.11041342

>>11041336
every board has someone like this anon, just accept it.

>> No.11041395

>>11041336
>t. triggered weeb

>> No.11041407

>>11041268
And 3 Romanée Conti and 2 Petrus. Fucking amazing Bourgogne and Bordeaux bottles.
They got too much money, granted, but did too order good stuff.

>> No.11041408

DISHONURUBU

>> No.11041410

>>11041336
this this this

>> No.11041417

>>11041408
GAIJIN OUT OF COUNTRY

>> No.11041454

>>11041086
Fu/ck/ off you faggot.

>> No.11041657

>>11041086
>scam
No, but flyovers seethe about it because for most of them $250 is the sum total of their life's savings so they think it's an atheist, gommunist conspiracy to rob them and take away their popguns.

>> No.11041809

>>11041276
What does this even mean?

>> No.11041861

>>11041086
I've always wondered where his place is located. Does it actually take up the corner of a subway station?

>> No.11041878

>>11041861
google map it

>> No.11041896
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>that be $500 prus tippu

>> No.11041910

>>11041225
>plus tip

>$7328

Fucking mutts

>> No.11041925

>>11041896
cute feet
you should watch Hen Zemi. it's a short anime, and it has a scene where they do the sushi on a naked girl part. it has tits, farts, classy perversion

>> No.11041936

>>11041086
No, that's the opposite of a scam you brainlet.
He doesn't even try to make the place look fancy, serves nothing but sushi that you don't even get to pick from a menu yourself, and actively discourages business with reservations that need to be made months in advance and exorbitantly high prices.
If you end up eating there it's in spite of everything he does with his business, not because of it. He genuinely seems to only care bout sushi as a craft in itself and doesn't give a fuck about customers or business.

>> No.11041941

>>11041925
What episode?

>> No.11041952

>>11041244
It's all the drinks.
If they didn't order the la tache romanee conti, the chateau petrus, and the cristal then the bill would be $35,000 less.

>> No.11041958

>>11041262
looked at a map of the world any time recently anon? you have to go from west to east

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>>11041225
>water
>$12

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>>11041225
>10k for 1k worth of champagne
There is no possible reason to do this.

>> No.11042096

>>11042074
>There is no possible reason to do this.
If you have $10,000,000 in the bank, then compared to some wage worker with $10,000 in the bank, a $10,000 expense to you would be like a $10 expense relative to that wage worker's financial standing.
And it's not like you'd care about a random one-off $10 expense here and there.

>> No.11042312

>>11041225
>prosciutto and mozarella
>68$

That ham better give me an actual fucking blowjob under the table

>> No.11042328

>>11042096
you say "here and there", but it's constant, unrelenting
yeah i'm jealous, i want their money, they don't deserve it because they WASTE it. they don't take precautions, they take vacations from jobs they've never had.

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>>11041225
>look up cristal rose out of curiosity
>find an offering at one of my local leafistani alcohol ration provisioners
>pic literally related
They're just fucking with us at this point aren't they

>> No.11042393

>>11041086
This thread makes no sense and is not funny. Is this one of those “gay things” I keep hearing about?

>> No.11042470

>>11042328
>, they don't deserve it because they WASTE it.
Good christ anon, your parents failed you.

>> No.11042483

>>11041086
You want to know the cold hard truth? The entire food industry is a scam. Can you imagine there are people tipping people whose job it is to fetch them food?

>> No.11042636

I was talking to some Japanese and apparently his sushi restraunt is relatively cheap.

>> No.11042645

>>11041952
Are you actually retarded? If this is bait, it's 10/10. I'm actually mad at you.

>> No.11042668

>>11042354
Theirs has probably aged to an appropriate date, unlike that pic. Still doesn't justify the price though.

>> No.11042790

>>11041336
I don't think it's funny either, but complaining about it will just make it happen more. Just hide and move on.

>> No.11042794

>>11041225
holy shit

>> No.11042926

>>11041342
/a/s SakuraF!sh got banned.
For spam, of all retarded reasons.

>> No.11042938

>>11041941
Just watch it all, it's only 12 episodes and it's fucking hilarious. The title is short for Hentai Seminar.

>> No.11042984

>>11041086
it's a turtle making sushi! call national geographic!

>> No.11042990

>>11042926
He said he'd stop posting until we liked it.

I guess we learned to like it when he left us ( ;-; )