/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11039033
I don't understand American bacon. Pork belly is an objectively terrible cut of meat, why do you persist with this shit?

>>11039048
Maybe you're just terrible at cooking it

>>11039063
>american bacon
>some sort of cheese
>completely raw onion

Nah, it's not just me

somebody post the knife tapping video pleas

>>11039098

>>11039048
It's just a salty savory thing we add to shit when we're too lazy to put effort into making something taste good. What do other countries use if not pork belly? I've only ever had American bacon.

>>11039101
I wish a had a real smoker. I can never get quite that perfect of a ring with my pellet smoker.

>>11039108
We use normal bacon where it's mostly meat and the fat is around the edge rather than right through the middle

>le tasty! videos

>>11039116
is there a big taste difference?

>>11039266
One tastes of meat, the other tastes of fat

>>11039258
>>11039270
Why is every one of these recipes just a variation on some basic shit but with a metric fuckton of cheese?

>>11039277

>>11039126
fucking beans for breakfast

whole tomato halves

christ what a fucking awful meal

>>11039132
>>11039126

>>11039277
Soy

>>11039323
What?

>>11039116
Get a load of his 30 year old boomer and his back """"""""bacon""""""""

>>11039101
>burnt on the outside
>raw on this inside

Do americans really do this?

>>11039356
>raw
What the fuck are you talking about? The pink ring? Also the black "bark" on the outside is a result of the smoke. It's far from being burnt or charred.

>>11039310

>>11039213
good job on the filename, anon. but, how does he get out of the egg fort without breaking any eggs??

>>11039397
He sells all the eggs

>>11039293
dude wtf

>>11039406

>>11039293
>add unsalted butter
>add salt

why

>>11039417
Control over the amount of salt presumably.

>>11039428
que?

>>11039409
i hate people

>>11039213
as i RIP the throne from you and don the crown.
>I am surly, king of egg fort now

>>11038985
>vegan
>egg
>avacado
>toast

I hate millennials

>>11039441
Say they used salted butter.
They now have to look at the amount of salt in the butter and then add however much salt to make the exact amount they need for the dish.
Or the salted butter may have more than they need making the dish too salty
If they use unsalted they can just add the exact amount of salt they need.

>>11039503
I hate them too. Unfortunately I'm 31 so I AM one.

>>11039503
>toast and eggs are a millenial thing now

>>11039538
Its why millennials cant own homes anon

https://www.curbed.com/2018/5/15/17345156/avocado-toast-millennials-cant-afford-homes-tim-gurner

>>11039213
>filename
good job anon

>>11039033
m-mommy

>>11039126
how can you tell if you've burned blood sausage?
It's already black, and is already foul. Does burning it even matter?

>>11040124
i unironically want to have sex with her

>>11039116
That stuff is trash compared to American bacon. You've never had real bacon, have you?

>>11039126
>baked full english breakfast
i didn't see u bake the fucking bread

>>11039078
Finally, recipes for fucking retards.

>>11039503
i think you're getting confused with yuppies/hipsters/cityfolk

>>11039078
How the fuck are you supposed to eat these when they're in a god damn mason jar you would need a fucking 15cm fork

>>11038985
>Vegan
>Egg
Hmm, something doesn't add up here...

>>11040691
Let me redact that. Just watched the video.

Someone post the facebook tier ribs one from 2 threads ago

>>11039405
wow, he made some thick ass slices of ham, what a failure

>>11039405
that's prashoot

>>11039395
WTF?!?!?!?! I love British Cuisine now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>11040697
Proud of you. :')

>>11039101
Where is this place

>>11039101
>taps the knife

first time seeing a webm thread in over a year and it's all still the same webms. (reason for taking a break) meh, thought yall would have new content by now.

>>11039033
Bacon is unpleasantly salty. I'd rather have a very thick tempeh sandwich

>>11039078
>completely raw onion
>a bad thing
Fucking child.

>>11040645
Why are you using forks for dolls, anon?

>>11039033
>blt
>shit other than bacon lettuce and tomato

>>11040685
i personally would put some sort of pickle on there as well.

>>11039561
Boomers say the darndest things.

>>11040645
How long are your forks? 15cm sounds like a perfectly reasonable fork and penis size.

>>11039048
great depression era food. most 'american' foods are just shit that persisted from the great depression.

also what the fuck is wrong with my captchas? I'm only getting the ones that fade away reeeeeeeal slow. and even when I do it right, the computer thinks I did it wrong. And if I try to refresh to get a normal captcha, it puts me on a timeout.

Fuck this website is getting dumb as shit

>>11041027
>Not having a pass
Time is by far the most valuable thing.

>>11039048
>Pork belly is an objectively terrible cut of meat
Fight me, faggot. Talk shit about american bacon all you like, but there is no piece of a pig which can be called "objectively terrible". Every single piece of a pig is, in fact, objectively perfect. The pig is the greatest meat animal that has ever existed, and it's belly is no exception. You are a faggot, and I will fucking kill you. Suck a dick. Cunt.

>>11039395
Why do the British have such horrible taste, why do you have to ruin it with baked beans and fucking tomatoes?
stargazy pie?
black pudding?

>>11040124
A slightly longer clip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbyoNHv0KA8

>>11040702
good ol cheese and mac

>>11041124
it's fucking mac and cheese, not cheese and mac
cheese is the secondary, it goes last, I bet you put cereal after the milk too.

>>11041140
>Not just drinking milk while you eat dry cereal

>>11039048
I'll knife you, cunt. I'll go get a fookin loicense specially for the occasion.

>>11041099
Because beans and tomatoes are fucking delicious, you shitcunt faggot.

>>11039126
>>11039132
how do you eat anything at lunch after that

>>11041426
I would assume you just wouldn't. Unless you were working some crazy intensive manual labor. Which I still wouldn't want to be full for.

>>11040960
Imagine thinking that salt is too spicy.

>>11041094
Are you sure about that?

>>11041518
Chuck them in a stewpot and they'd turn out just fine.

>>11041518
i prefer my pork rectums with the bone in, thanks

>>11038976
That first omelette looked pretty good honestly. I'd have used less butter (I assume) on the pan and subbed the mushrooms for some shredded ham, but besides that it looks good.

>>11041418
holy shit

>>11041418
I know Dome is a character played by an actress, but that actress is still a fat pig and she's still eating the shit on that plate.
I wonder what they're paying her for that.
How do you hire an actress for that? Put out an advert saying you're looking for a fat ugly woman for a comedy show that makes fun of fat ugly women?
https://youtu.be/gfhrMqTlL_w

>>11040894
Several are ones I have made in the last month alone. Also make your own new ones faggot.

>>11039078
If only a better container existed to store food and eat from.

>>11041787
Is this guy trying to out-gay Cooking Comically?

>>11038976
Never even heard of a steamed egg before, looks tasty

>>11041665
is this "man cooking egg and giving it to customer on bread"?

>>11039126
i kinda want that lionel richie cup tho

>>11041948
Hello. Is it me you're drinking from?

>>11041908
You mean this one, right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9ahyPmDb7c
Fucking Mexicans

>>11041418
Holy shit, thank you for this

>>11041787

>>11041154
I unironically do this.

>>11040770
Those slices are perfect you fucking moron.

>>11040702
That made me feel so sick

>>11040674
These were quite cute

>>11041652
>age 23
Christ europoors age like milk.

>>11041879
>4c has been deposited into your account by the Tupperware Global Corporation

>>11039078
>cum in
come on man, what gives?

>>11042249

>>11040702
looks nice, i would eat it if that amount of cheese didn't make me vomit.

>>11040674
this gives me some ideas for puff paste.

>>11042259
>the vegetables, the freshly baked bread and loads of butter.
Damn I want some now.

>>11042259
i'd try it
but 15+ ingredients? sounds awful, wasteful. i mostly like beef and onion.

>>11039078
So it's a pot noodle, but for hipster twats?

>>11042291
Can't have beef in India, but everything else they grow in absurd quantities.

>>11042326
Ikea had to make their meatballs out of chicken in India because Hindus will kill you if you make them from beef and Muslims will kill you if you make them from pork, and they're usually a blend of beef and pork

>>11039258
Another "chef" video where they waste shit tons of food. Yaaay...
>someone please burn down buzzfeed and related.

>>11039277
Cheese adds a graphic element to the dish, to make them look impressive in 30 second facebook meme videos.

>>11040894
wtf is going on in the webm

>>11039213
Hi, /fa/ here. How can I cop this look?

>>11040124
he has to be drunk or something because holy shit, that woman sure has strength and that's kinda hot

>>11039033
Stopped watching when mozzarella on blt

>>11039293
>>11039409
The sad part is someone saw these and wasted a day making this shit IRL

>>11042701
Imagine how much buzzfeed paid all the twats involved

>>11041787
This and Cooking With Your Mouth are the only two webms I simply can't stomach watching in their entirety. It's almost impressive.

>>11041787
If I understand correctly this is the on-camera persona of either a musician or a music producer

What the fuck

>>11042734
This is one of my crowning achievements of webm making.

>>11041787
what makes tastefood vids entertaining is how fast they are and straight to the point, this on the other hand is dragging you to the point of being annoyed by it

>>11042875
i can't stomach this.

>>11039116
I think I'm gonna puke.

Does anyone have the one with the pizza? The one that says "don't forget the pickle ;)"? Age in an oak barrel for ten years?

>>11038976

>>11039048
>Pork belly is an objectively terrible cut of meat
Absolutely disgusting opinion. I bet you prefer boneless skinless chicken breast too.

>>11041558
>not boning your own pork rectums
Get a load of this casual.

>>11042997
this dude is taking tapping the knife to new extremes

>>11041441
>>11041426
People who eat it because they're actually busting ass tend to have it after the first shift. Like, get up at 4am, do farmer stuff for a few hours, then sit down for breakfast.

>>11041050
I bought it.

>>11043072
Whoah this is weird. Just the "post" button and nothing else.

My entire reward feedback loop is just gone.

>>11043078
Hi guys I'm just posting without struggling with captchas, I'm basically on Reddit.

>>11043078
Here, have the animated version.

>>11043087
She legit looks scary in that last pic. Makes sense that it's the last one..

>>11043072
>>11043078
>>11043084
>>11043087
Wear that pass badge with pride fellow goyim

>>11041027
>what the fuck is wrong with my captchas?

The likely explanation is that your browsing habits indicate to Google that you frequent 'alt-right' websites, and they make it difficult for you to post.

>>11038976
>Low-carb egg noodles
What kind of a fucking hipster made this stupid shit

>>11043088
I hope you mean "scared", not "scary"

>>11043115
no, scary. look at her eyes, she looks like she wants to tear the guys head off.

>>11039538
No, veganshit and avocados are millennial things.

>>11043147
I know right, based baby boomers

>>11043176

>>11043176
>>11043179
dear god i remember that other video from INA with the 2 dudes making "burger"

>>11043087
Wasn't the whole picture full of people staring at the guy too?

>>11039503
so are you like 40?

>>11043095
Why does every food webm with eggs need to show oozing yolks

>>11038985
If vegans hate animal products so much, how come they prepare their food to look like an animal product?

>>11043535
I like the pimp spin

>>11043566
why

>>11043568
To add fat into lean meat that doesn't have its own marbling.

>>11042504
Cow in the dorm prank. Took a crane to get it out.

>>11043585
Toot toot! Here comes the pain train!

>>11043555
underrated post, also checked

>>11043839
i miss actors like this. and look how the camera just lets him do his thing.

holy shit he's only 51 right now. the fuck i thought he died.

>>11041418
Is that the pizza?

>>11038976
>>11038979
i was having a good day until i saw this now i'm angry and my heart is beating rapidly

>>11043568
you stick it in your urethra

>>11043933
The most korean looking japanese actor ever.

>>11041418

damn dude

I always wanted to know what it looked it after it was cooked. Now I feel empty.

>>11043880
cold souls is good if you need a giamatti fix

>>11044076

>>11044079
I hope you die anon

The people in the video too, but also you

Holy shit, the fucking delusion of these vegan gifs. Jackfruit = pork and hearts of palm = lobster? kek

>>11044101
>Spend two hours to make shitty imitation of something that takes 15 minutes

>>11044101
Don't forget tofu = fish

>>11044101

>>11039116
Fuck off you stupid eurofag, we dont care.

>>11044115

Fresh webm off the presses. I'm just assuming they are mashed potato balls, but I guess they could be something else.

>>11043084
Don't forget lower post cooldowns too. If you type fast enough, you can samefag and no one will be the wiser.

>>11044209
>Don't forget lower post cooldowns too

Only on some boards

>>11044204
kek. the absolute state of vegans.

>>11043552
They don't hate animal products. They have moral or ethical hangups about what needs to be done to get the animal products. Most vegans I know will readily admit that meat is delicious.

>>11044202
Suet dumplings, on top of stew

>>11044227
Thank you for the clarification, anon. Here is a better version that has the bottom pixels cropped out.

>>11044229
The last thing all those kids saw...

>>11044236
>>11044229
I feel bad that he has to fake his personality to do something he once loved. Such is the YouTube life, having to hustle for views. Maybe one day he'll find peace.

>>11044242

>>11044226
dat nigga have the AIDS?

>>11044244
How dare you insult Mark Wiens. He is the greatest hapa that ever lived.

>>11039115
Save up and buy one then? They're hardly the most extravagant thing to buy.

>>11042875
Please no, anon. This webm gave me PTSD so bad that I have a brief panic attack whenever I so much as see a "this preview has been approved for the following audiences" screen.

>>11039126
The way he adds parsley at the end like a pretentious snob, thinking it suddenly makes him gordon ramsay.

>>11044269
here is the full version, with his personality intact

Parsley is the least of his problems

>>11044096
just get it over with and do porn already

>>11044283
>using raw egg as dipping sauce
Why do people do this?

>>11044283
god damn it, i hate these slanty-eyed fucks

>>11044292
because it is delicious

>>11044298
How do I find the original video?
Youtube search for "two gay british chefs making sliders" doesn't turn it up

>>11044079
>look, these people i work with agreed with me
I honestly wouldn't give a shit about vegans if they didn't try and imitate meat

>>11044317
Here you go anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHniQcBp8Mc

>>11044326
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHniQcBp8Mc
Thanks anon

>>11044314

>>11044081

It looks like nacho cheese. I am terrified of this.

>>11041889
>tried to make it
>just turned into scrambled eggs suspended in water

>Hello. Welcome to McDonald's. May I take your order?
>Yes, I would like a McPounding hold the cheese.

>>11044248
>6eur for 2 weisswurst and a pretzel

>>11039048

Side bacon ≠ pork belly

Side bacon is cured, pork belly is not.

>>11039078
people who use mason jars as serving dishes need to be shot

>>11038985
>doing all that shit to make a fake egg

>>11039048
>mfw my wife calls from Costco and they have 5 pounds of pork belly but when she brings it home it doesn't have the skin
I may get a divorce

>>11039098
Holy fuck that is repulsive

>>>/gif/13288187

>>11044120
>denaturing the proteins in the whites means we cooked it!!!

dumb japs

>>11041787
>video is twice the length it should be

>>11044229
>>11044243

I wish I knew how to do data-moshing with his reactions, they are perfect for it.

>>11044987
Clearly you know nothing of how Youtube monotization works.

>>11044993
Clearly I do and it's why there's so many shit videos.

>>11044942
It kinda does, after all, bacteria can’t really survive without functioning proteins either. And it does give a more firm texture, I assume like ceviche

>>11041787
...what was the point of this video other than self-promotion with food? And how exactly are you supposed to eat the end result when you've doodled all over it with marker pen?

>>11045061
gotta get them clicks on an overly drawn out video to get that sweet, sweet ad revenue.

>>11045061
Edible marker.

>>11039409
As soon as I saw the spoon again I started dying.

>>11039478
He's too aggressive, no respect for the egg

>>11045164
Fuck the egg.

>>11044085
I hate this girl

>>11039033

WHY THE FUCK IS THE BREAD NOT TOASTED

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>11041885
thats obviously a woman. A crazy woman

>>11041094

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>>11039126
>>11039132

I can't. Just.....no.

>>11044298
those are some big sliders, fampai
also tons of fat in that bread

>>11038985
holy shit that's a lotta work for egg, avocado toast

>>11043880
>>11044018
He was great in Straight Outta Compton.

>>11043939
Asians all look the same. I thought he was Kazuo Hirai , honestly.

>>11039396
>The skin
If only he knew.

>>11044076
>>11044080
What the fuck is heart of palm?

>>11045606
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heart_of_palm

>>11039048
shit cuts can be tasty.

>>11039441
>healthy
>fruit and sugar coated pretzels right at the beginning

>>11045054
You can certainly sterilize an egg with alcohol. If you use enough rum and brandy when making nog to put it at 20% abv you can age it for quite a while

>>11040685
>adding honey to sweet bbq sauce
fucking fatties man, I swear

>>11044248
is that a man or a woman?

>>11045726
Looks like a man.

>>11041094
>The pig is the greatest meat animal that has ever existed
Shit. He's right.

The worst thing I've ever seen in these threads was the mouth cooking webm, which I'm sure was already posted. I can stomach even a thousand jack webms before looking at that.

>>11043452
Because the oozing yolks are the most delicious part.

>>11044323
They create tragic food abominations most of the time, but I've heard that that fake pulled pork one is actually pretty spot on. For every 200 shitty vegan culinary concepts like 1 or 2 will actually be alright.

>>11042504
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z47eByRvEUk

Its from spanish Great brother. The girl is idiot, he is calling for his friend Aida because she fears cows.

>>11046205
>harvard "education"

>>11046207
based and bluepilled

>>11046205
The hell is she doing

>>11044248
nice pass, fag

>>11045514
this is the most irritating thing ive ever seen

>>11046268
agreed. what's with all of the gay theatrics?

>>11045514
all that faggotry to make some shitty nachos in the microwave no better than what your average drunk makes at 4am before passing out in front of the tv... okay

>>11041027
Thanks for that load of bullshit.
Bacon has been in America since it first became a country, and cured pork belly is popular in plenty of other places. The semi-recent surge in bacon obsession in America has to do with low-carb diets becoming popular.

>>11041084
>softserve.webm
>it's actually ice cream
aw

>>11041370
>canned beans in sugary tomato syrup
fucking awful

>>11046295
Here you go, friend :^)

>>11046277
not sure but they might be pedophiles

>>11046335
I don't doubt it.

>>11041027
Website admins can set how difficult the reCaptcha is.

>>11045353
This triggers me as well, along with the fact that there's a whole shitload of unnecessary bullshit on there.

>>11042247
>Tupperware
Get a load of this absolute retard.

>>11045383
It's an EDM artist whose stage name you can guess.

>>11040124
reminds me of this

>>11046452
>the American's diet of fatty meats and high fructose corn syrup creates a greasy secretion which it uses to great effect in escaping the grapples of other greasy disgusting yanks

>>11046452
I like how they keep working in the back

>>11039478
I wouldn't eat anything from this guy, especially given the way he wipes down his plate with the bread he serves his customers. His whole cooking environment looks disgusting.

>>11039258
>mozzerella
Freeze dried shit, not actual mozzerella

>>11044098
why do i hate this bitch so much?

>>11046538
Because you're a virgin and you get confused and frustrated when your attraction to a female isn't reciprocal, such as when it's a television character, a blood relative, or someone from a higher social class

>>11039277
because cheese string are the cumshot of tastylike videos.
The point is not to be tasty, but to look tasty.

>>11043839
Ive been at points like this during my life. I am now at a point where i look back at them fondly.

>>11046546
I'm gay

>>11043660
are those legit hot sauces ?

>>11043939
he's also tall as fuck for an asian, like 6'3 or
something, most people must wonder if he's really a true japanese and not an evil korean spy.

>>11046652
I don't recognise them myself, but I'm pretty sure they are, half of the point of the show is to showcase real places.

>>11045606
the least thing you'll even consider eating unless you're a starving contestant of Survivor or a legionnaire training in the Guyana jungle.

but it's ''healthy' and exotic so yeah, people eat that sort of thing of full will.

>>11046736
wtf did i just watched

>>11044229
I don't know who this is. I do know I hate him now.

>>11044096
>>11044098
>>11044085
Got a name? I'd like to watch more of her videos for non-sexual reasons...

>>11041518
They use this to make imitation Calamari

>>11044081
Jesus, you can't just call something cheese because it's yellow and creamy.

>>11044081
>vegan butter
you mean, margarine ?

>>11046099
That cashew "cheese" isn't too bad either. If they called it cashew spread or even cashew butter, it would be a totally normal recipe.

>>11039098
I wonder what it would smell like haha, just asking for a friend, i think it would smell like balsamic backend haha just my opinion that my friend had haha please sniff

>>11039213
HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING THE EEGGG

>>11046760
>>11046842
avataring is against the rules

>>11043441
yep. the guy behind all of it stalked her for hours, even following her to her hotel if i can remember correctly

>>11046337
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>11045397
American breakfast is pleb filter.

>>11046268
Based and redpilled

>>11046337
Fucking faggot ass mainstream Satan worshipping reddit-tier wannabe DJ.

>>11047092
God, that makes my skin crawl that these people exist

>>11047705
I'm sure he's a lovely fella.

>>11047742
If ever there was proof that camera's steal a piece of your soul when they take your photograph, it's seeing celebrities getting snapped with their fanboys

>>11039409

>that watch
>picking the aluminum foil out of your food spoon
>turning a 3 minute prep time into 3 hours

I think it's about time for another extinction level event.

>>11048095
Holy fuck, i just noticed the watch. It's even worst than I imagined

>>11048095
>that watch

....
....
....
....FUCK!