2022-05-12: Ghost posting is now globally disabled. 2022: Due to resource constraints, /g/ and /tg/ will no longer be archived or available. Other archivers continue to archive these boards.Become a Patron!
Eggs are the new hummus
>>11039033I don't understand American bacon. Pork belly is an objectively terrible cut of meat, why do you persist with this shit?
>>11039048Maybe you're just terrible at cooking it
>>11039063>american bacon>some sort of cheese>completely raw onionNah, it's not just me
somebody post the knife tapping video pleas
>>11039048It's just a salty savory thing we add to shit when we're too lazy to put effort into making something taste good. What do other countries use if not pork belly? I've only ever had American bacon.
>>11039101I wish a had a real smoker. I can never get quite that perfect of a ring with my pellet smoker.
>>11039108We use normal bacon where it's mostly meat and the fat is around the edge rather than right through the middle
>le tasty! videos
>>11039116is there a big taste difference?
>>11039266One tastes of meat, the other tastes of fat
>>11039258>>11039270Why is every one of these recipes just a variation on some basic shit but with a metric fuckton of cheese?
>>11039126fucking beans for breakfastwhole tomato halveschrist what a fucking awful meal
>>11039116Get a load of his 30 year old boomer and his back """"""""bacon""""""""
>>11039101>burnt on the outside>raw on this insideDo americans really do this?
>>11039356>rawWhat the fuck are you talking about? The pink ring? Also the black "bark" on the outside is a result of the smoke. It's far from being burnt or charred.
>>11039213good job on the filename, anon. but, how does he get out of the egg fort without breaking any eggs??
>>11039397He sells all the eggs
>>11039293>add unsalted butter>add saltwhy
>>11039417Control over the amount of salt presumably.
>>11039409i hate people
>>11039213as i RIP the throne from you and don the crown. >I am surly, king of egg fort now
>>11038985>vegan>egg>avacado>toastI hate millennials
>>11039441Say they used salted butter. They now have to look at the amount of salt in the butter and then add however much salt to make the exact amount they need for the dish. Or the salted butter may have more than they need making the dish too salty If they use unsalted they can just add the exact amount of salt they need.
>>11039503I hate them too. Unfortunately I'm 31 so I AM one.
>>11039503>toast and eggs are a millenial thing now
>>11039538Its why millennials cant own homes anonhttps://www.curbed.com/2018/5/15/17345156/avocado-toast-millennials-cant-afford-homes-tim-gurner
>>11039213>filenamegood job anon
>>11039126how can you tell if you've burned blood sausage?It's already black, and is already foul. Does burning it even matter?
>>11040124i unironically want to have sex with her
>>11039116That stuff is trash compared to American bacon. You've never had real bacon, have you?
>>11039126>baked full english breakfasti didn't see u bake the fucking bread
>>11039078Finally, recipes for fucking retards.
>>11039503i think you're getting confused with yuppies/hipsters/cityfolk
>>11039078How the fuck are you supposed to eat these when they're in a god damn mason jar you would need a fucking 15cm fork
>>11038985>Vegan>EggHmm, something doesn't add up here...
>>11040691Let me redact that. Just watched the video.
Someone post the facebook tier ribs one from 2 threads ago
>>11039405wow, he made some thick ass slices of ham, what a failure
>>11039395WTF?!?!?!?! I love British Cuisine now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>11040697Proud of you. :')
>>11039101Where is this place
>>11039101>taps the knife
first time seeing a webm thread in over a year and it's all still the same webms. (reason for taking a break) meh, thought yall would have new content by now.
>>11039033Bacon is unpleasantly salty. I'd rather have a very thick tempeh sandwich
>>11039078>completely raw onion>a bad thingFucking child.
>>11040645Why are you using forks for dolls, anon?
>>11039033>blt>shit other than bacon lettuce and tomato
>>11040685i personally would put some sort of pickle on there as well.
>>11039561Boomers say the darndest things.
>>11040645How long are your forks? 15cm sounds like a perfectly reasonable fork and penis size.
>>11039048great depression era food. most 'american' foods are just shit that persisted from the great depression. also what the fuck is wrong with my captchas? I'm only getting the ones that fade away reeeeeeeal slow. and even when I do it right, the computer thinks I did it wrong. And if I try to refresh to get a normal captcha, it puts me on a timeout.Fuck this website is getting dumb as shit
>>11041027>Not having a passTime is by far the most valuable thing.
>>11039048>Pork belly is an objectively terrible cut of meatFight me, faggot. Talk shit about american bacon all you like, but there is no piece of a pig which can be called "objectively terrible". Every single piece of a pig is, in fact, objectively perfect. The pig is the greatest meat animal that has ever existed, and it's belly is no exception. You are a faggot, and I will fucking kill you. Suck a dick. Cunt.
>>11039395Why do the British have such horrible taste, why do you have to ruin it with baked beans and fucking tomatoes?stargazy pie?black pudding?
>>11040124A slightly longer cliphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbyoNHv0KA8
>>11040702good ol cheese and mac
>>11041124it's fucking mac and cheese, not cheese and maccheese is the secondary, it goes last, I bet you put cereal after the milk too.
>>11041140>Not just drinking milk while you eat dry cereal
>>11039048I'll knife you, cunt. I'll go get a fookin loicense specially for the occasion.
>>11041099Because beans and tomatoes are fucking delicious, you shitcunt faggot.
>>11039126>>11039132how do you eat anything at lunch after that
>>11041426I would assume you just wouldn't. Unless you were working some crazy intensive manual labor. Which I still wouldn't want to be full for.
>>11040960Imagine thinking that salt is too spicy.
>>11041094Are you sure about that?
>>11041518Chuck them in a stewpot and they'd turn out just fine.
>>11041518i prefer my pork rectums with the bone in, thanks
>>11038976That first omelette looked pretty good honestly. I'd have used less butter (I assume) on the pan and subbed the mushrooms for some shredded ham, but besides that it looks good.
>>11041418I know Dome is a character played by an actress, but that actress is still a fat pig and she's still eating the shit on that plate. I wonder what they're paying her for that.How do you hire an actress for that? Put out an advert saying you're looking for a fat ugly woman for a comedy show that makes fun of fat ugly women?https://youtu.be/gfhrMqTlL_w
>>11040894Several are ones I have made in the last month alone. Also make your own new ones faggot.
>>11039078If only a better container existed to store food and eat from.
>>11041787Is this guy trying to out-gay Cooking Comically?
>>11038976Never even heard of a steamed egg before, looks tasty
>>11041665is this "man cooking egg and giving it to customer on bread"?
>>11039126i kinda want that lionel richie cup tho
>>11041948Hello. Is it me you're drinking from?
>>11041908You mean this one, right?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9ahyPmDb7cFucking Mexicans
>>11041418Holy shit, thank you for this
>>11041154I unironically do this.
>>11040770Those slices are perfect you fucking moron.
>>11040702That made me feel so sick
>>11040674These were quite cute
>>11041652>age 23Christ europoors age like milk.
>>11041879>4c has been deposited into your account by the Tupperware Global Corporation
>>11039078>cum income on man, what gives?
>>11040702looks nice, i would eat it if that amount of cheese didn't make me vomit.>>11040674this gives me some ideas for puff paste.
>>11042259>the vegetables, the freshly baked bread and loads of butter.Damn I want some now.
>>11042259i'd try itbut 15+ ingredients? sounds awful, wasteful. i mostly like beef and onion.
>>11039078So it's a pot noodle, but for hipster twats?
>>11042291Can't have beef in India, but everything else they grow in absurd quantities.
>>11042326Ikea had to make their meatballs out of chicken in India because Hindus will kill you if you make them from beef and Muslims will kill you if you make them from pork, and they're usually a blend of beef and pork
>>11039258Another "chef" video where they waste shit tons of food. Yaaay...>someone please burn down buzzfeed and related.
>>11039277Cheese adds a graphic element to the dish, to make them look impressive in 30 second facebook meme videos.
>>11040894wtf is going on in the webm
>>11039213Hi, /fa/ here. How can I cop this look?
>>11040124he has to be drunk or something because holy shit, that woman sure has strength and that's kinda hot
>>11039033Stopped watching when mozzarella on blt
>>11039293>>11039409The sad part is someone saw these and wasted a day making this shit IRL
>>11042701Imagine how much buzzfeed paid all the twats involved
>>11041787This and Cooking With Your Mouth are the only two webms I simply can't stomach watching in their entirety. It's almost impressive.
>>11041787If I understand correctly this is the on-camera persona of either a musician or a music producerWhat the fuck
>>11042734This is one of my crowning achievements of webm making.
>>11041787what makes tastefood vids entertaining is how fast they are and straight to the point, this on the other hand is dragging you to the point of being annoyed by it>>11042875i can't stomach this.
>>11039116I think I'm gonna puke.
Does anyone have the one with the pizza? The one that says "don't forget the pickle ;)"? Age in an oak barrel for ten years?
>>11039048>Pork belly is an objectively terrible cut of meatAbsolutely disgusting opinion. I bet you prefer boneless skinless chicken breast too.
>>11041558>not boning your own pork rectumsGet a load of this casual.
>>11042997this dude is taking tapping the knife to new extremes
>>11041441>>11041426People who eat it because they're actually busting ass tend to have it after the first shift. Like, get up at 4am, do farmer stuff for a few hours, then sit down for breakfast.
>>11041050I bought it.
>>11043072Whoah this is weird. Just the "post" button and nothing else.My entire reward feedback loop is just gone.
>>11043078Hi guys I'm just posting without struggling with captchas, I'm basically on Reddit.
>>11043078Here, have the animated version.
>>11043087She legit looks scary in that last pic. Makes sense that it's the last one..
>>11043072>>11043078>>11043084>>11043087Wear that pass badge with pride fellow goyim
>>11041027>what the fuck is wrong with my captchas?The likely explanation is that your browsing habits indicate to Google that you frequent 'alt-right' websites, and they make it difficult for you to post.
>>11038976>Low-carb egg noodlesWhat kind of a fucking hipster made this stupid shit
>>11043088I hope you mean "scared", not "scary"
>>11043115no, scary. look at her eyes, she looks like she wants to tear the guys head off.
>>11039538No, veganshit and avocados are millennial things.
>>11043147I know right, based baby boomers
>>11043176>>11043179dear god i remember that other video from INA with the 2 dudes making "burger"
>>11043087Wasn't the whole picture full of people staring at the guy too?
>>11039503so are you like 40?
>>11043095Why does every food webm with eggs need to show oozing yolks
>>11038985If vegans hate animal products so much, how come they prepare their food to look like an animal product?
>>11043535I like the pimp spin
>>11043568To add fat into lean meat that doesn't have its own marbling.
>>11042504Cow in the dorm prank. Took a crane to get it out.
>>11043585Toot toot! Here comes the pain train!
>>11043555underrated post, also checked
>>11043839i miss actors like this. and look how the camera just lets him do his thing. holy shit he's only 51 right now. the fuck i thought he died.
>>11041418Is that the pizza?
>>11038976>>11038979i was having a good day until i saw this now i'm angry and my heart is beating rapidly
>>11043568you stick it in your urethra
>>11043933The most korean looking japanese actor ever.
>>11041418damn dudeI always wanted to know what it looked it after it was cooked. Now I feel empty.
>>11043880cold souls is good if you need a giamatti fix
>>11044079I hope you die anonThe people in the video too, but also you
Holy shit, the fucking delusion of these vegan gifs. Jackfruit = pork and hearts of palm = lobster? kek
>>11044101>Spend two hours to make shitty imitation of something that takes 15 minutes
>>11044101Don't forget tofu = fish
>>11039116Fuck off you stupid eurofag, we dont care.
Fresh webm off the presses. I'm just assuming they are mashed potato balls, but I guess they could be something else.
>>11043084Don't forget lower post cooldowns too. If you type fast enough, you can samefag and no one will be the wiser.
>>11044209>Don't forget lower post cooldowns tooOnly on some boards
>>11044204kek. the absolute state of vegans.
>>11043552They don't hate animal products. They have moral or ethical hangups about what needs to be done to get the animal products. Most vegans I know will readily admit that meat is delicious.
>>11044202Suet dumplings, on top of stew
>>11044227Thank you for the clarification, anon. Here is a better version that has the bottom pixels cropped out.
>>11044229The last thing all those kids saw...
>>11044236>>11044229I feel bad that he has to fake his personality to do something he once loved. Such is the YouTube life, having to hustle for views. Maybe one day he'll find peace.
>>11044226dat nigga have the AIDS?
>>11044244How dare you insult Mark Wiens. He is the greatest hapa that ever lived.
>>11039115Save up and buy one then? They're hardly the most extravagant thing to buy.
>>11042875Please no, anon. This webm gave me PTSD so bad that I have a brief panic attack whenever I so much as see a "this preview has been approved for the following audiences" screen.
>>11039126The way he adds parsley at the end like a pretentious snob, thinking it suddenly makes him gordon ramsay.
>>11044269here is the full version, with his personality intactParsley is the least of his problems
>>11044096just get it over with and do porn already
>>11044283>using raw egg as dipping sauceWhy do people do this?
>>11044283god damn it, i hate these slanty-eyed fucks
>>11044292because it is delicious
>>11044298How do I find the original video?Youtube search for "two gay british chefs making sliders" doesn't turn it up
>>11044079>look, these people i work with agreed with meI honestly wouldn't give a shit about vegans if they didn't try and imitate meat
>>11044317Here you go anonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHniQcBp8Mc
>>11044081It looks like nacho cheese. I am terrified of this.
>>11041889>tried to make it>just turned into scrambled eggs suspended in water
>Hello. Welcome to McDonald's. May I take your order?>Yes, I would like a McPounding hold the cheese.
>>11044248>6eur for 2 weisswurst and a pretzel
>>11039048Side bacon ≠ pork bellySide bacon is cured, pork belly is not.
>>11039078people who use mason jars as serving dishes need to be shot
>>11038985>doing all that shit to make a fake egg
>>11039048>mfw my wife calls from Costco and they have 5 pounds of pork belly but when she brings it home it doesn't have the skinI may get a divorce
>>11039098Holy fuck that is repulsive
>>11044120>denaturing the proteins in the whites means we cooked it!!!dumb japs
>>11041787>video is twice the length it should be
>>11044229>>11044243I wish I knew how to do data-moshing with his reactions, they are perfect for it.
>>11044987Clearly you know nothing of how Youtube monotization works.
>>11044993Clearly I do and it's why there's so many shit videos.
>>11044942It kinda does, after all, bacteria can’t really survive without functioning proteins either. And it does give a more firm texture, I assume like ceviche
>>11041787...what was the point of this video other than self-promotion with food? And how exactly are you supposed to eat the end result when you've doodled all over it with marker pen?
>>11045061gotta get them clicks on an overly drawn out video to get that sweet, sweet ad revenue.
>>11039409As soon as I saw the spoon again I started dying.
>>11039478He's too aggressive, no respect for the egg
>>11045164Fuck the egg.
>>11044085I hate this girl
>>11039033WHY THE FUCK IS THE BREAD NOT TOASTEDreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>11041885thats obviously a woman. A crazy woman
>>11041094i approve of this message and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
>>11039126>>11039132I can't. Just.....no.
>>11044298those are some big sliders, fampaialso tons of fat in that bread
>>11038985holy shit that's a lotta work for egg, avocado toast
>>11043880>>11044018He was great in Straight Outta Compton.
>>11043939Asians all look the same. I thought he was Kazuo Hirai , honestly.
>>11039396>The skinIf only he knew.
>>11044076>>11044080What the fuck is heart of palm?
>>11039048shit cuts can be tasty.
>>11039441>healthy>fruit and sugar coated pretzels right at the beginning
>>11045054You can certainly sterilize an egg with alcohol. If you use enough rum and brandy when making nog to put it at 20% abv you can age it for quite a while
>>11040685>adding honey to sweet bbq saucefucking fatties man, I swear
>>11044248is that a man or a woman?
>>11045726Looks like a man.
>>11041094>The pig is the greatest meat animal that has ever existedShit. He's right.
The worst thing I've ever seen in these threads was the mouth cooking webm, which I'm sure was already posted. I can stomach even a thousand jack webms before looking at that.
>>11043452Because the oozing yolks are the most delicious part.
>>11044323They create tragic food abominations most of the time, but I've heard that that fake pulled pork one is actually pretty spot on. For every 200 shitty vegan culinary concepts like 1 or 2 will actually be alright.
>>11042504https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z47eByRvEUkIts from spanish Great brother. The girl is idiot, he is calling for his friend Aida because she fears cows.
>>11046207based and bluepilled
>>11046205The hell is she doing
>>11044248nice pass, fag
>>11045514this is the most irritating thing ive ever seen
>>11046268agreed. what's with all of the gay theatrics?
>>11045514all that faggotry to make some shitty nachos in the microwave no better than what your average drunk makes at 4am before passing out in front of the tv... okay
>>11041027Thanks for that load of bullshit.Bacon has been in America since it first became a country, and cured pork belly is popular in plenty of other places. The semi-recent surge in bacon obsession in America has to do with low-carb diets becoming popular.
>>11041084>softserve.webm>it's actually ice creamaw
>>11041370>canned beans in sugary tomato syrupfucking awful
>>11046295Here you go, friend :^)
>>11046277not sure but they might be pedophiles
>>11046335I don't doubt it.
>>11041027Website admins can set how difficult the reCaptcha is.
>>11045353This triggers me as well, along with the fact that there's a whole shitload of unnecessary bullshit on there.
>>11042247>TupperwareGet a load of this absolute retard.
>>11045383It's an EDM artist whose stage name you can guess.
>>11040124reminds me of this
>>11046452>the American's diet of fatty meats and high fructose corn syrup creates a greasy secretion which it uses to great effect in escaping the grapples of other greasy disgusting yanks
>>11046452I like how they keep working in the back
>>11039478I wouldn't eat anything from this guy, especially given the way he wipes down his plate with the bread he serves his customers. His whole cooking environment looks disgusting.
>>11039258>mozzerellaFreeze dried shit, not actual mozzerella
>>11044098why do i hate this bitch so much?
>>11046538Because you're a virgin and you get confused and frustrated when your attraction to a female isn't reciprocal, such as when it's a television character, a blood relative, or someone from a higher social class
>>11039277because cheese string are the cumshot of tastylike videos.The point is not to be tasty, but to look tasty.
>>11043839Ive been at points like this during my life. I am now at a point where i look back at them fondly.
>>11043660are those legit hot sauces ?
>>11043939he's also tall as fuck for an asian, like 6'3 or something, most people must wonder if he's really a true japanese and not an evil korean spy.
>>11046652I don't recognise them myself, but I'm pretty sure they are, half of the point of the show is to showcase real places.
>>11045606the least thing you'll even consider eating unless you're a starving contestant of Survivor or a legionnaire training in the Guyana jungle.but it's ''healthy' and exotic so yeah, people eat that sort of thing of full will.
>>11046736wtf did i just watched
>>11044229I don't know who this is. I do know I hate him now.
>>11044096>>11044098>>11044085Got a name? I'd like to watch more of her videos for non-sexual reasons...
>>11041518They use this to make imitation Calamari
>>11044081Jesus, you can't just call something cheese because it's yellow and creamy.
>>11044081>vegan butteryou mean, margarine ?
>>11046099That cashew "cheese" isn't too bad either. If they called it cashew spread or even cashew butter, it would be a totally normal recipe.
>>11039098I wonder what it would smell like haha, just asking for a friend, i think it would smell like balsamic backend haha just my opinion that my friend had haha please sniff
>>11039213HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING THE EEGGG
>>11046760>>11046842avataring is against the rules
>>11043441yep. the guy behind all of it stalked her for hours, even following her to her hotel if i can remember correctly
>>11045397American breakfast is pleb filter.
>>11046268Based and redpilled
>>11046337Fucking faggot ass mainstream Satan worshipping reddit-tier wannabe DJ.
>>11047092God, that makes my skin crawl that these people exist
>>11047705I'm sure he's a lovely fella.
>>11047742If ever there was proof that camera's steal a piece of your soul when they take your photograph, it's seeing celebrities getting snapped with their fanboys
>>11039409>that watch>picking the aluminum foil out of your food spoon>turning a 3 minute prep time into 3 hoursI think it's about time for another extinction level event.
>>11048095Holy fuck, i just noticed the watch. It's even worst than I imagined