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11038976 No.11038976 [Reply] [Original]

Eggs are the new hummus

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I don't understand American bacon. Pork belly is an objectively terrible cut of meat, why do you persist with this shit?

>> No.11039063

Maybe you're just terrible at cooking it

>> No.11039078
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>american bacon
>some sort of cheese
>completely raw onion

Nah, it's not just me

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somebody post the knife tapping video pleas

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>> No.11039108

It's just a salty savory thing we add to shit when we're too lazy to put effort into making something taste good. What do other countries use if not pork belly? I've only ever had American bacon.

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I wish a had a real smoker. I can never get quite that perfect of a ring with my pellet smoker.

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We use normal bacon where it's mostly meat and the fat is around the edge rather than right through the middle

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>le tasty! videos

>> No.11039266

is there a big taste difference?

>> No.11039270
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One tastes of meat, the other tastes of fat

>> No.11039277

Why is every one of these recipes just a variation on some basic shit but with a metric fuckton of cheese?

>> No.11039293
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>> No.11039310

fucking beans for breakfast

whole tomato halves

christ what a fucking awful meal

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>> No.11039350

Get a load of his 30 year old boomer and his back """"""""bacon""""""""

>> No.11039356

>burnt on the outside
>raw on this inside

Do americans really do this?

>> No.11039374

What the fuck are you talking about? The pink ring? Also the black "bark" on the outside is a result of the smoke. It's far from being burnt or charred.

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>> No.11039397

good job on the filename, anon. but, how does he get out of the egg fort without breaking any eggs??

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He sells all the eggs

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dude wtf

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>> No.11039417

>add unsalted butter
>add salt


>> No.11039428

Control over the amount of salt presumably.

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>> No.11039475

i hate people

>> No.11039478
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as i RIP the throne from you and don the crown.
>I am surly, king of egg fort now

>> No.11039503


I hate millennials

>> No.11039507

Say they used salted butter.
They now have to look at the amount of salt in the butter and then add however much salt to make the exact amount they need for the dish.
Or the salted butter may have more than they need making the dish too salty
If they use unsalted they can just add the exact amount of salt they need.

>> No.11039513

I hate them too. Unfortunately I'm 31 so I AM one.

>> No.11039538

>toast and eggs are a millenial thing now

>> No.11039561

Its why millennials cant own homes anon


>> No.11039570

good job anon

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>> No.11040172

how can you tell if you've burned blood sausage?
It's already black, and is already foul. Does burning it even matter?

>> No.11040191

i unironically want to have sex with her

>> No.11040195

That stuff is trash compared to American bacon. You've never had real bacon, have you?

>> No.11040400

>baked full english breakfast
i didn't see u bake the fucking bread

>> No.11040612

Finally, recipes for fucking retards.

>> No.11040636

i think you're getting confused with yuppies/hipsters/cityfolk

>> No.11040645

How the fuck are you supposed to eat these when they're in a god damn mason jar you would need a fucking 15cm fork

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>> No.11040691

Hmm, something doesn't add up here...

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>> No.11040697

Let me redact that. Just watched the video.

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>> No.11040727

Someone post the facebook tier ribs one from 2 threads ago

>> No.11040770

wow, he made some thick ass slices of ham, what a failure

>> No.11040812

that's prashoot

>> No.11040816

WTF?!?!?!?! I love British Cuisine now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.11040824

Proud of you. :')

>> No.11040842

Where is this place

>> No.11040855
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>taps the knife

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first time seeing a webm thread in over a year and it's all still the same webms. (reason for taking a break) meh, thought yall would have new content by now.

>> No.11040960

Bacon is unpleasantly salty. I'd rather have a very thick tempeh sandwich

>> No.11040969

>completely raw onion
>a bad thing
Fucking child.

>> No.11040977

Why are you using forks for dolls, anon?

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>shit other than bacon lettuce and tomato

>> No.11040997

i personally would put some sort of pickle on there as well.

>> No.11041000

Boomers say the darndest things.

>> No.11041006

How long are your forks? 15cm sounds like a perfectly reasonable fork and penis size.

>> No.11041027

great depression era food. most 'american' foods are just shit that persisted from the great depression.

also what the fuck is wrong with my captchas? I'm only getting the ones that fade away reeeeeeeal slow. and even when I do it right, the computer thinks I did it wrong. And if I try to refresh to get a normal captcha, it puts me on a timeout.

Fuck this website is getting dumb as shit

>> No.11041050

>Not having a pass
Time is by far the most valuable thing.

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>> No.11041094

>Pork belly is an objectively terrible cut of meat
Fight me, faggot. Talk shit about american bacon all you like, but there is no piece of a pig which can be called "objectively terrible". Every single piece of a pig is, in fact, objectively perfect. The pig is the greatest meat animal that has ever existed, and it's belly is no exception. You are a faggot, and I will fucking kill you. Suck a dick. Cunt.

>> No.11041099

Why do the British have such horrible taste, why do you have to ruin it with baked beans and fucking tomatoes?
stargazy pie?
black pudding?

>> No.11041117

A slightly longer clip

>> No.11041124

good ol cheese and mac

>> No.11041140

it's fucking mac and cheese, not cheese and mac
cheese is the secondary, it goes last, I bet you put cereal after the milk too.

>> No.11041154

>Not just drinking milk while you eat dry cereal

>> No.11041364

I'll knife you, cunt. I'll go get a fookin loicense specially for the occasion.

>> No.11041370

Because beans and tomatoes are fucking delicious, you shitcunt faggot.

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>> No.11041426

how do you eat anything at lunch after that

>> No.11041441

I would assume you just wouldn't. Unless you were working some crazy intensive manual labor. Which I still wouldn't want to be full for.

>> No.11041450

Imagine thinking that salt is too spicy.

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Are you sure about that?

>> No.11041541

Chuck them in a stewpot and they'd turn out just fine.

>> No.11041558

i prefer my pork rectums with the bone in, thanks

>> No.11041594

That first omelette looked pretty good honestly. I'd have used less butter (I assume) on the pan and subbed the mushrooms for some shredded ham, but besides that it looks good.

>> No.11041630

holy shit

>> No.11041652

I know Dome is a character played by an actress, but that actress is still a fat pig and she's still eating the shit on that plate.
I wonder what they're paying her for that.
How do you hire an actress for that? Put out an advert saying you're looking for a fat ugly woman for a comedy show that makes fun of fat ugly women?

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Several are ones I have made in the last month alone. Also make your own new ones faggot.

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If only a better container existed to store food and eat from.

>> No.11041885

Is this guy trying to out-gay Cooking Comically?

>> No.11041889

Never even heard of a steamed egg before, looks tasty

>> No.11041908

is this "man cooking egg and giving it to customer on bread"?

>> No.11041948

i kinda want that lionel richie cup tho

>> No.11041971

Hello. Is it me you're drinking from?

>> No.11041973

You mean this one, right?
Fucking Mexicans

>> No.11042012

Holy shit, thank you for this

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>> No.11042097

I unironically do this.

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>> No.11042144

Those slices are perfect you fucking moron.

>> No.11042155

That made me feel so sick

>> No.11042225

These were quite cute

>> No.11042233

>age 23
Christ europoors age like milk.

>> No.11042247

>4c has been deposited into your account by the Tupperware Global Corporation

>> No.11042249

>cum in
come on man, what gives?

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>> No.11042276

looks nice, i would eat it if that amount of cheese didn't make me vomit.

this gives me some ideas for puff paste.

>> No.11042277

>the vegetables, the freshly baked bread and loads of butter.
Damn I want some now.

>> No.11042291

i'd try it
but 15+ ingredients? sounds awful, wasteful. i mostly like beef and onion.

>> No.11042319

So it's a pot noodle, but for hipster twats?

>> No.11042326

Can't have beef in India, but everything else they grow in absurd quantities.

>> No.11042338

Ikea had to make their meatballs out of chicken in India because Hindus will kill you if you make them from beef and Muslims will kill you if you make them from pork, and they're usually a blend of beef and pork

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>> No.11042455

Another "chef" video where they waste shit tons of food. Yaaay...
>someone please burn down buzzfeed and related.

>> No.11042492

Cheese adds a graphic element to the dish, to make them look impressive in 30 second facebook meme videos.

>> No.11042504

wtf is going on in the webm

>> No.11042513
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Hi, /fa/ here. How can I cop this look?

>> No.11042658

he has to be drunk or something because holy shit, that woman sure has strength and that's kinda hot

>> No.11042678

Stopped watching when mozzarella on blt

>> No.11042701

The sad part is someone saw these and wasted a day making this shit IRL

>> No.11042731

Imagine how much buzzfeed paid all the twats involved

>> No.11042734

This and Cooking With Your Mouth are the only two webms I simply can't stomach watching in their entirety. It's almost impressive.

>> No.11042843

If I understand correctly this is the on-camera persona of either a musician or a music producer

What the fuck

>> No.11042875
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This is one of my crowning achievements of webm making.

>> No.11042906

what makes tastefood vids entertaining is how fast they are and straight to the point, this on the other hand is dragging you to the point of being annoyed by it

i can't stomach this.

>> No.11042911

I think I'm gonna puke.

>> No.11042915

Does anyone have the one with the pizza? The one that says "don't forget the pickle ;)"? Age in an oak barrel for ten years?

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>Pork belly is an objectively terrible cut of meat
Absolutely disgusting opinion. I bet you prefer boneless skinless chicken breast too.

>> No.11043036

>not boning your own pork rectums
Get a load of this casual.

>> No.11043043

this dude is taking tapping the knife to new extremes

>> No.11043044

People who eat it because they're actually busting ass tend to have it after the first shift. Like, get up at 4am, do farmer stuff for a few hours, then sit down for breakfast.

>> No.11043072

I bought it.

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Whoah this is weird. Just the "post" button and nothing else.

My entire reward feedback loop is just gone.

>> No.11043084

Hi guys I'm just posting without struggling with captchas, I'm basically on Reddit.

>> No.11043087
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Here, have the animated version.

>> No.11043088

She legit looks scary in that last pic. Makes sense that it's the last one..

>> No.11043095
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Wear that pass badge with pride fellow goyim

>> No.11043098

>what the fuck is wrong with my captchas?

The likely explanation is that your browsing habits indicate to Google that you frequent 'alt-right' websites, and they make it difficult for you to post.

>> No.11043106

>Low-carb egg noodles
What kind of a fucking hipster made this stupid shit

>> No.11043115

I hope you mean "scared", not "scary"

>> No.11043129

no, scary. look at her eyes, she looks like she wants to tear the guys head off.

>> No.11043147

No, veganshit and avocados are millennial things.

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I know right, based baby boomers

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>> No.11043440

dear god i remember that other video from INA with the 2 dudes making "burger"

>> No.11043441

Wasn't the whole picture full of people staring at the guy too?

>> No.11043450

so are you like 40?

>> No.11043452

Why does every food webm with eggs need to show oozing yolks

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>> No.11043552

If vegans hate animal products so much, how come they prepare their food to look like an animal product?

>> No.11043555

I like the pimp spin

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>> No.11043585
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To add fat into lean meat that doesn't have its own marbling.

>> No.11043633

Cow in the dorm prank. Took a crane to get it out.

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>> No.11043672

Toot toot! Here comes the pain train!

>> No.11043674

underrated post, also checked

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>> No.11043880

i miss actors like this. and look how the camera just lets him do his thing.

holy shit he's only 51 right now. the fuck i thought he died.

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Is that the pizza?

>> No.11043898

i was having a good day until i saw this now i'm angry and my heart is beating rapidly

>> No.11043904

you stick it in your urethra

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>> No.11043939

The most korean looking japanese actor ever.

>> No.11043941


damn dude

I always wanted to know what it looked it after it was cooked. Now I feel empty.

>> No.11044018

cold souls is good if you need a giamatti fix

>> No.11044071
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I hope you die anon

The people in the video too, but also you

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>> No.11044101

Holy shit, the fucking delusion of these vegan gifs. Jackfruit = pork and hearts of palm = lobster? kek

>> No.11044107

>Spend two hours to make shitty imitation of something that takes 15 minutes

>> No.11044108
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Don't forget tofu = fish

>> No.11044109
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>> No.11044115

Fuck off you stupid eurofag, we dont care.

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Fresh webm off the presses. I'm just assuming they are mashed potato balls, but I guess they could be something else.

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>> No.11044209

Don't forget lower post cooldowns too. If you type fast enough, you can samefag and no one will be the wiser.

>> No.11044211
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>Don't forget lower post cooldowns too

Only on some boards

>> No.11044215

kek. the absolute state of vegans.

>> No.11044223

They don't hate animal products. They have moral or ethical hangups about what needs to be done to get the animal products. Most vegans I know will readily admit that meat is delicious.

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>> No.11044227
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Suet dumplings, on top of stew

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Thank you for the clarification, anon. Here is a better version that has the bottom pixels cropped out.

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The last thing all those kids saw...

>> No.11044242

I feel bad that he has to fake his personality to do something he once loved. Such is the YouTube life, having to hustle for views. Maybe one day he'll find peace.

>> No.11044243
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>> No.11044244

dat nigga have the AIDS?

>> No.11044248
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How dare you insult Mark Wiens. He is the greatest hapa that ever lived.

>> No.11044259

Save up and buy one then? They're hardly the most extravagant thing to buy.

>> No.11044262
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Please no, anon. This webm gave me PTSD so bad that I have a brief panic attack whenever I so much as see a "this preview has been approved for the following audiences" screen.

>> No.11044269

The way he adds parsley at the end like a pretentious snob, thinking it suddenly makes him gordon ramsay.

>> No.11044271
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here is the full version, with his personality intact

Parsley is the least of his problems

>> No.11044272

just get it over with and do porn already

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>> No.11044292

>using raw egg as dipping sauce
Why do people do this?

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>> No.11044299

god damn it, i hate these slanty-eyed fucks

>> No.11044308

because it is delicious

>> No.11044314
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>> No.11044317

How do I find the original video?
Youtube search for "two gay british chefs making sliders" doesn't turn it up

>> No.11044323

>look, these people i work with agreed with me
I honestly wouldn't give a shit about vegans if they didn't try and imitate meat

>> No.11044326

Here you go anon

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Thanks anon

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It looks like nacho cheese. I am terrified of this.

>> No.11044510
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>tried to make it
>just turned into scrambled eggs suspended in water

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>Hello. Welcome to McDonald's. May I take your order?
>Yes, I would like a McPounding hold the cheese.

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>6eur for 2 weisswurst and a pretzel

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>> No.11044647


Side bacon ≠ pork belly

Side bacon is cured, pork belly is not.

>> No.11044654

people who use mason jars as serving dishes need to be shot

>> No.11044680
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>doing all that shit to make a fake egg

>> No.11044683

>mfw my wife calls from Costco and they have 5 pounds of pork belly but when she brings it home it doesn't have the skin
I may get a divorce

>> No.11044688

Holy fuck that is repulsive

>> No.11044840


>> No.11044942

>denaturing the proteins in the whites means we cooked it!!!

dumb japs

>> No.11044987

>video is twice the length it should be

>> No.11044990


I wish I knew how to do data-moshing with his reactions, they are perfect for it.

>> No.11044993

Clearly you know nothing of how Youtube monotization works.

>> No.11045038

Clearly I do and it's why there's so many shit videos.

>> No.11045054

It kinda does, after all, bacteria can’t really survive without functioning proteins either. And it does give a more firm texture, I assume like ceviche

>> No.11045061

...what was the point of this video other than self-promotion with food? And how exactly are you supposed to eat the end result when you've doodled all over it with marker pen?

>> No.11045064

gotta get them clicks on an overly drawn out video to get that sweet, sweet ad revenue.

>> No.11045151
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Edible marker.

>> No.11045156

As soon as I saw the spoon again I started dying.

>> No.11045164

He's too aggressive, no respect for the egg

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Fuck the egg.

>> No.11045270

I hate this girl

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>> No.11045383

thats obviously a woman. A crazy woman

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i approve of this message and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

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I can't. Just.....no.

>> No.11045441

those are some big sliders, fampai
also tons of fat in that bread

>> No.11045487

holy shit that's a lotta work for egg, avocado toast

>> No.11045493

He was great in Straight Outta Compton.

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>> No.11045529

Asians all look the same. I thought he was Kazuo Hirai , honestly.

>> No.11045572

>The skin
If only he knew.

>> No.11045606

What the fuck is heart of palm?

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>> No.11045666

shit cuts can be tasty.

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>> No.11045715

>fruit and sugar coated pretzels right at the beginning

>> No.11045717

You can certainly sterilize an egg with alcohol. If you use enough rum and brandy when making nog to put it at 20% abv you can age it for quite a while

>> No.11045721

>adding honey to sweet bbq sauce
fucking fatties man, I swear

>> No.11045726

is that a man or a woman?

>> No.11045730

Looks like a man.

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>> No.11045763

>The pig is the greatest meat animal that has ever existed
Shit. He's right.

>> No.11045946

The worst thing I've ever seen in these threads was the mouth cooking webm, which I'm sure was already posted. I can stomach even a thousand jack webms before looking at that.

>> No.11046094

Because the oozing yolks are the most delicious part.

>> No.11046099

They create tragic food abominations most of the time, but I've heard that that fake pulled pork one is actually pretty spot on. For every 200 shitty vegan culinary concepts like 1 or 2 will actually be alright.

>> No.11046133


Its from spanish Great brother. The girl is idiot, he is calling for his friend Aida because she fears cows.

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>> No.11046207

>harvard "education"

>> No.11046209

based and bluepilled

>> No.11046211

The hell is she doing

>> No.11046226

nice pass, fag

>> No.11046268

this is the most irritating thing ive ever seen

>> No.11046277

agreed. what's with all of the gay theatrics?

>> No.11046280

all that faggotry to make some shitty nachos in the microwave no better than what your average drunk makes at 4am before passing out in front of the tv... okay

>> No.11046289

Thanks for that load of bullshit.
Bacon has been in America since it first became a country, and cured pork belly is popular in plenty of other places. The semi-recent surge in bacon obsession in America has to do with low-carb diets becoming popular.

>> No.11046295

>it's actually ice cream

>> No.11046304

>canned beans in sugary tomato syrup
fucking awful

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Here you go, friend :^)

>> No.11046335

not sure but they might be pedophiles

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I don't doubt it.

>> No.11046352

Website admins can set how difficult the reCaptcha is.

>> No.11046360

This triggers me as well, along with the fact that there's a whole shitload of unnecessary bullshit on there.

>> No.11046370

Get a load of this absolute retard.

>> No.11046417

It's an EDM artist whose stage name you can guess.

>> No.11046452
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reminds me of this

>> No.11046467

>the American's diet of fatty meats and high fructose corn syrup creates a greasy secretion which it uses to great effect in escaping the grapples of other greasy disgusting yanks

>> No.11046505

I like how they keep working in the back

>> No.11046530

I wouldn't eat anything from this guy, especially given the way he wipes down his plate with the bread he serves his customers. His whole cooking environment looks disgusting.

>> No.11046537

Freeze dried shit, not actual mozzerella

>> No.11046538

why do i hate this bitch so much?

>> No.11046546

Because you're a virgin and you get confused and frustrated when your attraction to a female isn't reciprocal, such as when it's a television character, a blood relative, or someone from a higher social class

>> No.11046593

because cheese string are the cumshot of tastylike videos.
The point is not to be tasty, but to look tasty.

>> No.11046614

Ive been at points like this during my life. I am now at a point where i look back at them fondly.

>> No.11046643

I'm gay

>> No.11046652

are those legit hot sauces ?

>> No.11046662

he's also tall as fuck for an asian, like 6'3 or
something, most people must wonder if he's really a true japanese and not an evil korean spy.

>> No.11046667

I don't recognise them myself, but I'm pretty sure they are, half of the point of the show is to showcase real places.

>> No.11046669

the least thing you'll even consider eating unless you're a starving contestant of Survivor or a legionnaire training in the Guyana jungle.

but it's ''healthy' and exotic so yeah, people eat that sort of thing of full will.

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wtf did i just watched

>> No.11046771

I don't know who this is. I do know I hate him now.

>> No.11046790

Got a name? I'd like to watch more of her videos for non-sexual reasons...

>> No.11046803

They use this to make imitation Calamari

>> No.11046833

Jesus, you can't just call something cheese because it's yellow and creamy.

>> No.11046842
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>vegan butter
you mean, margarine ?

>> No.11046889

That cashew "cheese" isn't too bad either. If they called it cashew spread or even cashew butter, it would be a totally normal recipe.

>> No.11046934

I wonder what it would smell like haha, just asking for a friend, i think it would smell like balsamic backend haha just my opinion that my friend had haha please sniff

>> No.11046949


>> No.11047016

avataring is against the rules

>> No.11047092

yep. the guy behind all of it stalked her for hours, even following her to her hotel if i can remember correctly

>> No.11047221


>> No.11047384

American breakfast is pleb filter.

>> No.11047387

Based and redpilled

>> No.11047395

Fucking faggot ass mainstream Satan worshipping reddit-tier wannabe DJ.

>> No.11047705

God, that makes my skin crawl that these people exist

>> No.11047742
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I'm sure he's a lovely fella.

>> No.11047770
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If ever there was proof that camera's steal a piece of your soul when they take your photograph, it's seeing celebrities getting snapped with their fanboys

>> No.11048095
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>that watch
>picking the aluminum foil out of your food spoon
>turning a 3 minute prep time into 3 hours

I think it's about time for another extinction level event.

>> No.11048330

Holy fuck, i just noticed the watch. It's even worst than I imagined

>> No.11048369

>that watch


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