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>Food place releases spicy item
>Pffff, this is not spicy at all. I had to add ultra melt brain hot sauce. Never again.

Why are spicefags so insufferable?

>> No.11038733

>>11038724
A normal jalapeno is about as hot as I like anything to be and nothing taco bell offers even comes close. Their lava is not hot.

>> No.11038748

>>11038724
wtf there's never jalapenos on my volcano nachos

>> No.11038779

>>11038724
Probably because they have nothing else to feel superior about so they get hung up on phony machismo.

>COFFEE: BLACK
>WHISKEY: STRAIGHT
>SPICE LEVEL: MELTY BUTTHOLE

>> No.11038782

why do I always explosively shit after consuming taco bell? If anything it's a good laxative.

>> No.11038792

>>11038724
Because you hang out with insufferable people who happen to like spicy food.

>> No.11038959

>>11038748
Guess they skimped you. I remember the volcano nachos always coming with jalapenos.

>> No.11038966

>>11038724
I like pretty spicy food but anybody who believes for even a second that taco bell will put out something truly spicy is pretty dumb. If they made a food item for spicefags then hardly anybody would ever order it

>> No.11039011

>>11038966
Actually quite a few would eat it but a lot more would totally swear off taco bell because they accidentally ate something spicy. There are people who think their normal taco is too spicy.

>> No.11039019

>>11039011
well I guess a lot of normies would accidentally order it not realizing it was really hot, and then take one bite and throw the rest away and complain. But then they'd never order it again.

>> No.11039023

im not a spicefag, in fact i find a lot of things to be very spicy, but taco bell shit ain't spicy

>> No.11039088

>>11039019
They would likely not visit the restaurant anymore. There are already people one can't drag to Taco Bell period. The ones I'm thinking of are Italian which makes little sense.

>> No.11040586

Honestly, the nacho cheese is too spicy for me. I wish they made a mild version.

>> No.11040888

>>11038724
I MISS THE VOLCANO SAUCE, IT WAS THE BEST EVER!

>> No.11040902

>>11038724
Sounds like your friends are what's insufferable, and by extension, you are insufferable. Spicefags would know better than to go to taco bell expecting truly spicy "food" anyway.

>> No.11040905

>>11040902
>Sounds like your friends are what's insufferable, and by extension, you are insufferable
by that logic almost anyone on earth is insuffer- actually nevermind

>> No.11040911

>>11040905
Ha, I'd have to have friends before I could have insufferable friends. Checkmate kiddo

>> No.11040973

>>11038724
Spice fags aren't the problem most the time, it's the dipshits who think something isn't spicy

>love hot sauce
>keep hotsauce on my desk because I know it's really fucking hot and should be used lightly, first to not ruin the food, second to not ruin my mouth
>Endorphin rush bottle left out
>cowork goes for it
>"<coworker_name> only use a few drops of that shit, I don't think you know how hot it is"
>Hey dude I'm from puerto rico, we know our food and spices man!
>lathers the fucker in it
>CHOMP
>AAAAAAAAAAAH
>whines like a bitch for an hour coughing and gagging
>DUDE MAN WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT SHIT MAN HOW CAN YOU EAT THAT MAN!

>> No.11041031

>>11038779
i just like the taste of black coffee m8 i think cream or suger dilutes it

>> No.11041069

>>11040902
Sounds like you don't know spicefags. They complain about everything not spicy enough.

>> No.11041152

>>11040586
It is a bit spicy but I enjoy it.