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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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I just cut a ton of Habaneros up and then rubbed my eyes like an idiot. How do I make the pain stop, it's excruiating and my eyes are wateing as much as I usually piss

>> No.11035768

Take your eyes out and put them in milk

Then grab your peepee as a reward

>> No.11035770

pour milk in your eyes

>> No.11035776

>>11035768
>>11035770
please give actual advice, I want to fuckign die!!

>> No.11035781

>>11035776
cut your throat

>> No.11035793

>>11035776
Pouring milk in your eyes is real advice idiot

That's how you fix it

>> No.11035797

>>11035776
Your misery sustains me

>> No.11035802

>>11035776
https://www.google.com/search?q=google.com+peppers+in+eyes+milk&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-b-1-ab

>> No.11035806

>>11035776
>>11035762
Milk, contains casein, a fat-loving compound that binds with spicy capsaicin oil and then washes it away.

>> No.11035815

How fucking stupid do you have to be for this to happen? I hope you go blind anon, you deserve it.

>> No.11035827

>>11035815
I recently had a stroke and only use of one hand

>> No.11035830

Wash your eyes out with dish soap and hot water.

>> No.11035835

>>11035827
Lolololol

>> No.11035836

>>11035815
Op's next response

> djdhduanammzj

>> No.11035842

I squirted tooth numbing medication into my eye and the pain is gone but now I can't see out of my fucking eye

>> No.11035868

>>11035768
OK GRABBING MY PEEPEE DID NOT HELP

>> No.11035876

>>11035868
you need to put icy hot on it.

>> No.11035886
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>>11035842

>> No.11035923

> the day /ck/ blinded someone

Not food related. Reported.

>> No.11035959

>>11035762
Post eye pic or didn't happen

>> No.11035981
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11035981

MILKIES

>> No.11035987

>>11035762
Take it like a man.

>> No.11035992

>>11035762
Quality thread as always /ck/ fucking bait thread that if was real should have been googled just love seeing these along with the vark and mc chicken posting.

>> No.11035996

My buddy did this while we were making pizzas. We used a cornstarch vodka soap slurry and it reduced the pain. He didn't put it literally in his eye but he slathered it all around.

>> No.11036004

>>11035797
I like you ;)

>> No.11036007

>>11035992
every thread is a vark thread for me since I'm always varkin'

>> No.11036012

>>11036004
Thanks bb

>> No.11036013

>>11035836
LOL

>> No.11036115

>ferment peppers for hotsauce all the time
>frequently burn dick, eyes, face, etc
Biggest advise? Dont be a pussy just tough it out

>> No.11036119

>>11036115
so my dude you have never considered wearing gloves?

>> No.11036147
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11036147

>>11036115
>outsmarted by a pepper

>> No.11036149

>>11036119
Why would I? They're bad for the environment and only neccessary for women and hypochondriacs

>> No.11036161

>>11035827
When I have a stroke I'm only usually using one hand as well

>> No.11036166
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11036166

>>11036161
go on

>> No.11036422

Scoop the seeds and white crap out then fill your foreskin with it for mad dicc gains

>> No.11036472

>>11036422
>having a foreskin
look at this cybernazi here

>> No.11036921

>>11036007
this