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This is not a joke and I'm not trying to be edgy. But I think that it should be legal in some way to consume human meat. I think the only possible way that we could really get away with it is by either have the deceased donate their bodies to designated restaurants or a more horrible way. I think we should be allowed to eat midgets. There's a reasoning behind this. We should be allowed to eat them for 3 reasons
1. No one really knows what humans tastes like and it could be the ultimate delicacy
2. You rarely see midgets anymore and they just look really out of place from other people.
3. They would be super easy to kill and cook.

I only want honest thoughts.

>> No.11031420

eat this dick fagboi lmao

>> No.11031488

We do know what human tastes like. It is most similar to pork. Learn to google fag

>> No.11031493

Not only do we have knowledge of what humans taste like, we have knowledge of the types of diseases we can get from consuming human meat.
Pro-tip: Humans taste disgusting.

>> No.11031515

OP made me remember those reports about the Japanese actually opening a human meat restaurant that allegedly obtained legal consent from people prior to their deaths to serve them as food.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/tokyo-human-meat-restaurant/
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/tokyo-human-meat-restaurant/

>> No.11031929

>>11031418
You probably already consume human "meat" on a regular basis you fucking fagola

>> No.11032752

Meat you eat is bred in farm conditions and fed a specific diet. If you were to just eat a random person, let alone a midget, they would probably taste like garbage. The average person would not be good eating

>> No.11032794

>>11031418
i mostly agree.

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>>11031418
Tfw you will never eat your wife's son's placenta

>> No.11032813

>>11031418
I got some meat right here for ya. Faggot.

>> No.11032993

>>11032801
>your wife's son's placenta
>son
>having a placenta

That's not how it works, buddy.

>> No.11033000

>>11031418
Kill yourself (((hannibal)))

>> No.11033005

>>11032993
That’s what happens when retards attempt humour.

>> No.11033006

>>11032993
kek
*vomits*

>> No.11033064

>>11031515
>current year
>trusting catlady and her cheating embezzling husband.com

>> No.11033234

>>11031420
>420
Check'd and Kek'd

>> No.11033582
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>>11032993
Umm, actually I was referring to how the placenta is being used by my wife's son by using the possessive "son's"

In the same manner of letting your son use a car and saying "it is my son's car" even though he does not actually own it. There's no need to be so pedantic to police other peoples posts

>> No.11034155

>dies naturally
>something I want to eat
DOES NOT COMPUTE

>> No.11034164

>>11031515
>legal consent from people prior to their deaths to serve them as food.
That's not the only issue. No government is going to allow it even with consent because of all the legal issues it'll create, let alone the higher risk of spreading disease.

>> No.11034169

>>11033582
>when your cuck joke is shitty and someone calls you a retard and you keep trying anyway
never give up champ

>> No.11034186

I dont want those prions

>> No.11034363

>>11031418
Gammon. It's like bad gammon.