Food Challenge

[Anonymous No.11031334]

Have you ever done a food challenge where if you eat a huge meal you get it for free or some type of recognition?

[Anonymous No.11031350]

>>11031334
There's one of those locally at This Mexican restaurant but it's pretty hard idk if it's worth trying to fail and have to pay them 30$
You gotta eat a 6 lbs burrito in like 45 mins. Doesn't seem like enough time

[Anonymous No.11031385]

>>11031334
Yes, they're all physically impossible and nobody has ever won. It doesn't matter how good it tastes starting, but two pounds in, it starts tasting like flavorless mush.

[Anonymous No.11031394]

no, i’m not a stupid fucking american

[Anonymous No.11031421]

>>11031334
There's a hoagie shop by me that has it if you can eat a 2 foot sandwich you get it for free. My friend and I both tried it and decided about halfway through to just enjoy the sandwiches.

[Anonymous No.11031426]

>>11031334
did a blazing wing challenge years ago at buffalo wild wings and lost. Not because of the 'hot sauce' but because they didn't mention they give you them STRAIGHT out of the oven so the wings themselves are literally fucking scorching your mouth, I wasn't willing to get blisters on my tongue for a stupid shirt.

[Anonymous No.11031429]

I haven't done any "eat so much" challenges, but I have done spicy challenges. Never any that were so bad, like, purposefully adding pure capsaicin into the sauce, but I've eaten a fair share of ghost chili stuff

[Anonymous No.11032795]

there isnt anything impressive about assembling lots of food on a plate and seeing who can eat it. Just a thing restaurants do to get people through the door mostly that ends up wasting food

[Anonymous No.11032849]

>>11031334
I ate at the Hawaiian pancake place in man vs food and had the jumbo pancake challenge. I instantly disqualified myself by sharing it with my friends because I had no intention of even trying to do it alone and was fine with paying. Fuck your rules. You can't tell me what to do. You're a fucking white restaurant.

[Anonymous No.11032878]

I havent personally no, but there is a local fish and chip shop where i live in australia that does a huge burger or chicken schnitzel burger that is actually impossible for a single person to eat
I think it was like 4 kilos or something, almost 9 pounds i think is the conversion

[Anonymous No.11032888]

I've got my photograph on the wall at a local steak and ribs restaurant, along with a free shirt.
I ate a kilo of steak and ribs with chips and salad. I got the food free as well for finishing it. I was full afterwards but it was easy.

I tried to eat a burger challenge recently and failed. Didn't even finish it.

Video of the burger
https://youtu.be/tQfOekqo3DI

[Anonymous No.11033082]

>>11032878
that shit looks gross

[Anonymous No.11033090]

>>11032888
>1 kilo
That doesn't sound tough at all. I typically eat 600g of meat for dinner most nights with a side of carbs, salad and veg.

[Anonymous No.11033158]

>>11032849
>jumbo pancake challenge
Was it timed? People have died to soft food challenges like that.

[Anonymous No.11033170]

>>11031334
No you gluttonous pig. Its disgusting not to mention wasteful

[Anonymous No.11033176]

Me and 2 friends did a 30 inch pizza challenge. You had to do it in an hour. We ate the first half in like 10 minutes, and then spent 45 minutes on the second half, got it with like 2-3 minutes to spare. The other 2 guys ate their slices normally, I started saving the crusts so at the end there was a bunch of bread that I had to eat, shit sucked. But we did it!

[Anonymous No.11033204]

>>11032878
Pauline's really let herself go.

[Sage No.11033208]

No

[Anonymous No.11033263]

>>11031394
Argumentum ad faggotum

>Americans are sooooo stoopid
>I'm not American
>therefore I must be smart

[Anonymous No.11033271]

>>11031334
Degenerate.

[Anonymous No.11033282]

I do but I do them alone like say I'm going to get taco bell and I dare myself no way you can eat 12 tacos then stress eat them over the sink until I cry

[Anonymous No.11033291]

>>11033282
Same

[Anonymous No.11033360]

I ate a giant, massive, flintstones sized steak at some place in amarillo but it wasn't a challenge. Kept seeing it advertised on a billboard on the interstate. Since then i saw some food network show that went there. Steak was really good and i didn't even eat for a day after i was so full. Can't remember the name of the place

[Anonymous No.11033411]

>>11031394

[Anonymous No.11033414]

>>11033271
You're using that word wrong

[Anonymous No.11033416]

Food is for fuel, not for playing games with like a child.

[Anonymous No.11033434]

>>11033416
>food is for fuel, not for playing with like a child
What level of autism is this?

[Anonymous No.11033440]

>>11033434
is ahegao the new duckface but for edgy girls?

[Anonymous No.11033449]

>>11033434

[Anonymous No.11033578]

>>11033440
I wish it would catch on more.

[Anonymous No.11033724]

>>11031385
They're not all physically impossible, but your last point is very true. Eating that much of the same thing loses it's appeal.

[Anonymous No.11034036]

>>11031334
>i’m not a competitive eater
I hate how this cumstain has to include that in his show’s intro, as if he’s better than competitive eaters.

[Anonymous No.11034076]

>>11031334
>local pizza place starts a spicy wing challenge
>order them for pick up
>'uhh it's really meant to eat here. if you win you get your picture taken and a free pizza every week'
>no it's okay, to go, please
>pick them up
>eat them
>watch Wet Hot American Summer

[Anonymous No.11034108]

>>11031334
I ate six hot wings covered in carolina reaper sauce at a wings restaurant in scotland. If you do it without any drinks and don't throw up you get your photo on the wall and a trophy beer mat. It was brutal, I went insane for half an hour and rode the endorphin rush for the rest of the evening. My asshole paid for it the next day. I regret nothing.

[Anonymous No.11034124]

>>11032849
wtf does being white have to do with anything you fucking racebaiter?

[Anonymous No.11034230]

>>11031334
>be at cookout
>steak tip falls into dirt patch on lawn
>friend challenges me to eat it
>i wager one dollar and remaining tips
>he accepts
>i eat it within seconds
>winning

[Anonymous No.11034283]

>>11031334
I usually try all the hot wings challenges to clear out my sinuses and potentially get a t-shirt

[Anonymous No.11034294]

>>11033724
The appeal is getting your picture on the wall

[Anonymous No.11035046]

I did a spicy burger challenge that all together was about 10mil scovile. Did it with two friends, one dropped out, and the other puked after one bite.

[Anonymous No.11035055]

>>11033578
why it looks legitimately retarded.

[Anonymous No.11035092]

>Get hammered in college
>Me and my roommates stumble over to Buffalo Wild Wings
>Black out
>We do some nuclear wing challenge where we eat a certain amount of nuclear wings or whatever their hottest is called in 10 minutes
>We all win t-shirts and we had no idea why we had them and why we were shitting fire the next day until an ex who worked their texted me about it

Only one I've ever done I can't even remember

[Anonymous No.11035109]

>>11035055
It's cute

[Anonymous No.11035527]

>>11035109

Its not but I bet your spicy wang is.

[Anonymous No.11035640]

>>11035109
>it's cute to stick out your tongue and roll your eyes back as if you're getting dicked by 5 niggers
yeah for you
it's the prime symbol of a whore

[Anonymous No.11035651]

>>11031334
Having a time limit to eat a whole bunch of food is not worth it being free.
now being overweight for free food, that's worth it

[Anonymous No.11035813]

>>11031334
There is a picture of me on the wall in a ramen joint in Akihabara for successfully eating a 2 kilo bowl of ramen in 30 minutes.

[Anonymous No.11036071]

>>11035640
>being so brainwashed by blacked memes from /pol/ that the first thing you think of when exposed to sexuality is black men fucking white women

[Anonymous No.11036101]

Me and a friend did a 10 pound calzone "co-op" challenge.
I went baked and ate a little over 3 pounds, then vomited, which was a DQ.
His punk-ass quit when he hit 1 pound, which is probably less than a regular calzone. I still make fun of him for it and he always gets mad when I bring it up.
I imagine most quantity challenges are highly unreasonable unless you use genuine competitive eating strats.

I feel like I could power through some wings, but I feel like it'd be some gay >>11031426 situation where everyone forms a circle and runs me out of town for embarrassing them.

[Anonymous No.11036184]

>>11031334
Man V Food is far from my favorite show but it was tolerable. It's a shame he lost his career for such a bullshit reason. All he did was tell a fat tumblrwhore to draw a bath and slit her wrists.

[Anonymous No.11036196]

>>11036184
I think they were ready to liquidate him anyway, since he wanted to stop doing the challenges and the last season was just him "coaching" college dudes to do the challenges instead of him, which I don't imagine anyone watched.
The Instagram freakout was hilarious though, he always seemed like a very inoffensive guy.

[Anonymous No.11036202]

>Meet older girl at school
>she's awesome, laughs at my supid jokes and impressions
>Shes vegetarian and introduces me to all kinds of new foods and I love her so much that I also become vegetarian
>Have my first kiss with her on my dads couch in the alley behind my house
>Turns out shes a huge slut
>We go to a party together and there she is dancing with a bunch of random guys
>confront her
>she breaks up with me and leaves me heartbroken
>parents take me to a steakhouse to cheer me up and she's there with her parents being a megacunt
>steakhouse has a challenge where if you eat a giant steak your food and your tables food is free
>Destroy the steak in under an hour in front of her and everyone including her parents cheer me on
>She leaves super pissed
>puke shortly after

[Anonymous No.11036213]

>>11033724
>Eating that much of the same thing loses it's appeal
That's quite subjective to everyones preference. Someone who enjoys bacon way too much could probably complete an unrealistic challenge whereas one who starts feeling the grease after a dozen or so would probably gag trying to finish.

[Anonymous No.11036219]

>>11036202
MFW heard this pasta way too many time to want to live anymore

[Anonymous No.11036236]

Does anyone have the webm of that katsu curry challenge where it's like 10lbs of food?

[Anonymous No.11036240]

>>11031421
That doesn't sound as hard as the other ones I've seen

[Anonymous No.11036245]

>>11036236
I do, but I refuse to post it on the grounds that I'd be helping someone on /ck/.
It's actually 15lb of food.

[Anonymous No.11036247]

>>11031426
That sounds like a lawsuit waiting to happen if it was timed

[Anonymous No.11036257]

>>11036245
>I do, but I refuse to post it on the grounds that I'd be helping someone on /ck/.
but why?

[Anonymous No.11036262]

>>11036257
It's probably a /pol/ frog poster that jumped over onto /ck/ for toxicity.

[Anonymous No.11036284]

>>11035651
fuck this gay earth

[Anonymous No.11036290]

>>11035651
Imagine the smell of her copious shits.

[Anonymous No.11036301]

>>11036290
That 407-399 lb brunette tho.
Also, anyone surprised to see how fast and VAST that scale fluctuated?

[Anonymous No.11036400]

>>11031334
Twice within one year, then never again.
>pie eating competition
>30 seconds
>two pumpkin pies
>free admission
>whoever has eaten the most at the end gets a free shirt.
Won it.
>pancake eating competition
>relay-style 5-man team
>tall stack of dry cakes, and the jug of maple syrup
>part of some sort of festival I was taking part in
>my bois up against an Oregon University baseball team
Won it
Got out while I was ahead. I will take my 2-0 streak to the grave.

[Anonymous No.11036423]

>>11036245
Good. Not that guy but I would get mad if someone posted that webm.

[Anonymous No.11036426]

>>11036257
Chances are you're a roastie or a numale desu.

[Anonymous No.11036432]

>>11036426
I'm neither of those things.

[Anonymous No.11036438]

anyone seen the new host of man vs food, cringe

[Anonymous No.11036463]

>>11036438
>not liking Casey "The JUST" Webb

[Anonymous No.11036467]

>>11036463
heh..

[Anonymous No.11036474]

>>11031334
My parents taught me fucking dignity, so no.

[Anonymous No.11036485]

>>11036467
This guy just looks like he could put John Wayne Gacy to shame.

[Anonymous No.11036489]

>>11036438
nope, i heard he was shit though

[Anonymous No.11036494]

>>11036489

[Anonymous No.11036590]

Always wanted to try this, but a regular order of 3 of these things gets me full as fuck already.

https://chompies.com/ultimate-slider-challenge-winners/

[Anonymous No.11036605]

>>11033158
'splain?

[Anonymous No.11036617]

>>11033282
I don't know why I laughed at this post. I am literally laughing at you.

[Anonymous No.11036619]

>>11035109
It's not cute to me

It's jarring as fuck, reminds me of the faces chimpanzees make

[Anonymous No.11036624]

>>11036202
This is from an episode of king of the hill, you cocksucker

[Anonymous No.11036628]

>>11033440
I sure hope so

[Anonymous No.11036630]

>>11031334
Yeah, a few years ago Mad Mex had a thing where you had to eat a giant burrito in one sitting to earn a shirt. I failed. My girlfriend actually broke up with me the next day and mocked me for being unable to finish the burrito. I think she was planning to break up with me anyway, but sometimes I wonder if she would have changed her mind if I hadn't failed. I've never really loved anybody else, so I always get a little bit sad when I think about it.

[Anonymous No.11036634]

>>11035109
That is the most unnatural uncanny valley looking face I've seen so far

[Anonymous No.11036641]

>>11034124
Bretty sure this is just an allusion to Carl the cuck.

I've never done a challenge but I think the burger ones sound miserable. If I had to do one about volume consumption itd be burrito or pizza. Fuck I'm hungry.

[Anonymous No.11036683]

there is one chinese restaurant near me that I love their dumplings
if they would have a dumpling eating challenge, i wouldn't mind entering it

[Anonymous No.11036686]

>>11036301
I'm surprised the waitresses are actually spanking them hard
You figure some ambolectus would pretend to get injured by it and attempt a lawsuit

[Anonymous No.11036913]

>>11036184
>>11036196
Any of you happen to have a tl;dr or a screencap? Despite his retarded handsign nonsense I actually like the guy.

>>11036438
Wait, Man vs. Food is still going? Shit, I thought it ended after season 3.

>>11036605
Something, something, quickly scarfing down shitloads of expanding food, something something, ruptured stomach.
That's my guess at least.

[Anonymous No.11036943]

>>11036913
>Adam loses a lot of weight after quitting competitive eating in 2012 due to being obese and depressed all of the time
>loses 60lb+
>in 2014 he posts a picture of himself on instagram using a hashtag called "#thinspiration"
>apparently the hashtag was allegedly used by pro-anorexia/pro-bulimia women
>some tumblristas get butthurt that he used the hashtag
>he gets understandably frustrated that a picture he posted to celebrate his weight loss is being inundated with hate comments by SJWs because he unknowingly used a hashtag that people with eating disorders used
>starts thinking he's being trolled because their cause is so stupid
>proceeds to tell some cunt to "grab a razor blade & draw a bath"
>career now ruined

[Anonymous No.11036979]

>>11031334
My 15yo sister wants to marry this guy

[Anonymous No.11036985]

>>11036943
Well fuck.

>>11036979
Post pics.

[Anonymous No.11036988]

>>11036979
Tell that roastie to get in line.

[Anonymous No.11037027]

>>11036988
>roastie at fifteen
Stop this meme, my sister is pure

[bruce No.11037031]

>>11031334
Me and a couple of friends did one of the Eagle's Deli challenge that was on the show, I think Godzilla. We split it among like three or four of us, because we were kids, but my face is still probably on that wall.

So much burger and so much fries.

[Anonymous No.11037034]

>>11037027
You've inspected her curtains to be sure?

[Anonymous No.11037041]

>>11031426
Lol I actually did this and won because I unwittingly made the waitress go get me 2 glasses of water after she brought the wings in case they truly were too spicy. I also had them bring me an empty paper dish thingy for the bones. I figure if I do the challenge again not only is the trick to kill some time and let them cool by asking for water, but also split them up into the 2nd tray so they can cool off faster.

Hmm now that I think about it, it might not be against the rules to just dump them in a glass of water like speed eaters tend to (although they do it to soften the food, right?) Anyway that's how I got a stupid shirt and still nearly blistered my mouth

[Anonymous No.11037046]

>>11037034
We tell eachother everything, and I know she hasn't had a bf yet.

[Anonymous No.11037053]

>>11037046
She could be lying. You know what to do.

[Anonymous No.11037055]

>>11037027
If it looks like a roastie and quacks like a roastie then it's a roastie.

[Anonymous No.11037076]

>>11037055
I don't think you even know what the term roastie refers to. A virgin can't be a roastie.

[Anonymous No.11037085]

>>11037076
This is what roasties ACTUALLY believe

[Anonymous No.11037089]

>>11036619
You have issues. Want a subscription?

[Anonymous No.11037124]

>>11036605
>>11036913
>ruptured stomach
Choking to death because so much food is stuffed in the airway no amount of the Heimlich maneuver would work. Usually happens when speed eating soft foods like pancakes.

[Anonymous No.11037129]

>>11031334
My local Buffalo Wild Wings had a thing where you had to eat 10 of their hottest wings. No sips, no dips, no trips. 1 sitting. Top times got their food for free, and got a t-shirt. I have 5.

[Anonymous No.11037130]

>>11033090
how fat are you?

[Anonymous No.11037132]

>>11037076
Way to out yourself as a virgin. Roasties don't only get roast beef flaps from having sex.

[Anonymous No.11037136]

>>11037129
BWW's ghost pepper sauce and their Wild sauce really isn't that hot.

[Anonymous No.11037138]

>>11031334
Did a 'Nelsons Column' challenge, £30 or free if you took it down in an hour. Basically three heavy-duty bacon cheeseburgers, a huge portion of thick-cut chips, fresh peppercorn coleslaw and a fistload of pickles. Managed about half, took the rest home and finished it over two more days.

Me and two friends all got wrecked, but we watched this skinny dude put the whole thing away in about 45 mins. Fucking terrifying.

[Anonymous No.11037154]

>>11037136
Exactly. It was easy free food and... Cum rags...

[Anonymous No.11037160]

>>11037132
Beef flaps are due to genetics. Roasties are due to promiscuity and lack of morals.
>way to out yourself as a virgin
Nope.Also I believe I've seen vaginas more often than you ever will, so I know my shit

[Anonymous No.11037161]

>>11036943
>being so thin-skinned by some tumblrina making fun of you that you tell them to kill themselves
>on a personal account
>and the network that employs him isn't supposed to put out that fire as fast as possible
Believe it or not people in the public eye need to hold themselves up to higher standards and can't engage in petty internet drama.

[Anonymous No.11037173]

>>11037160
The literal reason why we call them roasties is because they've been worn out so much that their vaginas have roast beef flaps. That is it, that is the entire reason we call them roasties, and that is how it originated.
You changing to meaning "this clean cut beef flap girl I met fucked a lot of dudes" is abhorrent, you ruined a perfectly good term that had a meaning, now the term can mean whatever you want, so it's useless. I can call you a virgin fuckface, but you'll take it as a compliment because I called you a chad with a big dick.

[bruce No.11037179]

>>11037160
That's not what that means nor is it relevant to this thread.

[Anonymous No.11037181]

>people are actually bragging about their non wizard status here
Well fuck. I leave /ck/ for a measly 5 years and now it's full of normies and niggers.

[Anonymous No.11037193]

>>11037181
>I'm a sad, fat loser so I will insult others by calling them normies and niggers
>REEEE

You should try to get laid.

[Anonymous No.11037195]

>>11037173
So you're not going to call a cumdumpster slut 'roastie' if her vagina is in good shape?
I know virgin girls who got beef flaps, because that shit is literally predetermined by one's genetic luggage.
Stop being retarded

[Anonymous No.11037210]

>>11037195
I'll call her a slut if she's a slut. I won't call her a roastie unless she has roast beef vagina flaps. Yes. That is what the term means, that is what it should mean, I don't get why you're so defensive over words being descriptive of what they mean.

[Anonymous No.11037211]

>>11037181
>bragging about being part of the 2010 and on cancer
Literally lmaoing @ ur life

[Anonymous No.11037214]

>>11037195
>I know virgin girls who got beef flaps
No you don't.

[Anonymous No.11037217]

>>11037210
So I guess you never call anyone roastie then?
I mean, you'd have to see actual vaginas to make this claim, which surely mustn't happen very often

[Anonymous No.11037223]

>>11037217
You've already lost the argument. Roasties exist, that is all that matters. You were wrong from the start to defend them.

[Anonymous No.11037239]

>>11037223
> You were wrong from the start to defend them.
Read the thread, genius. I only stated that a virgin couldn't be a roastie, I never defended them

[Anonymous No.11037251]

>>11037160
>I believe I've seen vaginas more often than you ever will, so I know my shit
Congratulations on owning a mirror you beta pussy.

[Anonymous No.11037260]

>>11037251
Women are beta by default, so you're not wrong

[Anonymous No.11037265]

>>11037260
Butthurt roastie

[Anonymous No.11037274]

>>11037265
According to your retarded definition, I'm no roastie, seething robot

[Anonymous No.11037324]

>>11037274
That was a different person. You'll always be a roastie, inside and out.

[Anonymous No.11037348]

>>11037324
From what I've read, I guess you'll always be a turbo autist, anon

[Anonymous No.11037355]

>>11037223
There is no bigger red flag of a virgin than saying "roastie" . Luke the saddest thing about that word is, it exist nowhere else outside of Incel forums on the internet. Like if you asked 1,000 women on the street like 3% of them MAYBE have heard of it before (most likely women who go on reddit). If a real woman saw these "roastie" post you make online, you'd literally get laughed at. Nobody would ever take you seriously.

[Anonymous No.11037357]

>>11037348
You seem perturbed. Go play with your blown out piss flaps, maybe that'll calm you down.

[Anonymous No.11037362]

>>11037357
>he thinks masturbating is the answer to distress
That's why you feel like shit 24/7, incel-kun

[Anonymous No.11037367]

>>11037362
t. LARPing tranny

[Anonymous No.11037373]

>>11037367
>being a mentally ill degenerate faggot in drags
>thinking masturbation is retarded
Pick one

[Anonymous No.11037376]

>>11037373
You're a LARPing self-hating tranny that blogs on /r9k/.

[Anonymous No.11037377]

>>11037373
What's the best pizza sauce that comes in a jar? I have prego but it isn't great

[Anonymous No.11037389]

>>11037376
Describing yourself much?
Because you actually sound like a /r9k/ crossboarder who faps to traps and has some self confidence issues

[Anonymous No.11037963]

>>11031394
>He legitimately thinks America is the only country with food challenges.
I've seen a guy do a whole European food challenge tour. So nice try.

[Anonymous No.11037974]

>>11034036
Or he's stating a fact that he's not a pro?
Most of these challenges would be fodder to people like Joey Chestnut and Matt Stonie.

[Anonymous No.11037989]

>>11035109
I don't mind a good ahegao face. But they all try to hard. Like it never occurred to them naturally so they would learn how to make it look good and sexy

[Anonymous No.11038007]

>>11035109
3DPD are NEVER cute

[Anonymous No.11038008]

>>11036202
Dating is all about who wins and who loses!

[Anonymous No.11038014]

>>11038007
based

[Anonymous No.11038030]

>>11031350
Without a mutation, a human physically cannot do that

[Anonymous No.11038058]

>>11035651
I would use that midget like a fleshlight

[Anonymous No.11038181]

>>11037076
>15yo female
>virgin

[Anonymous No.11038191]

>>11037195
Way to out yourself as a butthurt w*man
>if her vagina is in good shape
But if she's a "cumdumpster slut" her vag WON'T be in good shape, due to the mileage
That's the whole point of this

[Anonymous No.11038197]

>>11038030
Puh-leaze
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeqRaS6YrcU

[Anonymous No.11038351]

>>11035651
Hitler should've won world war 2

[Anonymous No.11039212]

>>11036630
sounds like something she could've easily flipped the other way on too. eg: "You ate so much you're such a disgusting fat fuck, you ate that whole thing."

[Anonymous No.11039252]

I did the big Texan 72 oz steak in just under 30 mins. It wasn't that hard but DESU I would never do it again. I didn't feel too great for probably a week afterwards.

[Anonymous No.11040725]

>>11036290
once when i was at a walmart, i was just checking out the digital watches and this massive employee who weighed who-knows-what bent over about 5-8 feet to my right to fix something in the bottom shelf, and the smell of her unwashed pubis area hit my nostrils and it was just unbearable

[Anonymous No.11040753]

>>11036071
Lmao

[Anonymous No.11040814]

>>11031334
only ever had a bout with my brother, and we went back and forth on who won where and why.

[Anonymous No.11040852]

>>11035651
I don't like to use the word degenerate, but this is absolute fucking degeneracy and these people should not he allowed to exist.

[Anonymous No.11041311]

>>11032849
Cringe