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I accidentally swallowed a piece of ice. Am I gonna be okay /ck/?

>> No.11028696

>>11028689
Go ask your Facebook friends, froggo.

>> No.11028707

drink something hot to melt it in your timmy tums

>> No.11028720

>>11028689
Remenber what that giant ice mountain did to the Tinanic? This is what will happen to your insides

>> No.11028723

its gonna shred your asshole apart

>> No.11028736

>>11028689
Right now that sharp piece of ice is shredding your insides beyond hope of recovery, I suggest immediate an hero to escape the inevitable suffering

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>>11028689
Call the whambulance immediately or you might die!

>> No.11030191

>>11028689
its going to cut your urethra on the way out haha