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Whats the first thing you go for in a buffet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DpVD6enEgk

>> No.11026699

the bathroom. gotta empty the ole shit tunnel fore we can filler up again

>> No.11026700
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>>11026686
Liquor.

>> No.11026722

>>11026700
fuck off junkie

>> No.11026723

>>11026686
are buffets in America really as disguisting as the media makes them sound?

>> No.11026725

>>11026723
food is mediocre but cheap and plenty
Its the most american restaurant style

>> No.11026726

>>11026722
You fuck off

>> No.11026733

>>11026725
i will admit, the mountains of food do look rather enticing... in a very bingey comfort food way

>> No.11026739

>>11026733
they're nice.

>> No.11026958

I get tendies and chocy milk

>> No.11026971

>>11026723
it depends on where you go and where you live
stay away from all chinese or Indian buffets

>> No.11026987

>>11026686
the exit

>> No.11026992

>>11026686
>Whats the first thing you go for in a buffet?
The door.

>> No.11027480

>>11026723
hahaha

>> No.11027488

I always go for the fried garbage first, then load the next plate with veggies and light stuff, then i get a bowl of soft serve ice cream and load it up with fucking everything.

>> No.11027596

>>11026971
>went to a chink buffet once with family for my birthday
>I didn't make it home before the assblasts began
I'm sorry mom, at least we were able to clean the car reasonably easily

>> No.11027597

>>11027596
haha le funny poo poo story

>> No.11027600

>>11026722
*sensitive reply*

>> No.11027601

>>11026686
Contemplate how much to eat if I still want to get drunk later without breaking the bank.

>> No.11027604

>>11026971
China buffet is great anon

>> No.11027614

Depends on the buffet. At the Rio in Vegas I'm more then likely to try a little bit of everything. At Long Duc Dongs Asian Tour Bus Extravaganza I'm more then likely to sip soda and make googly eyes at chink chicks.

>> No.11027619

>>11026686
>>11026699
bathroom ,but to wash my hands.

>> No.11027620

>>11026971
Just don't go to the cheapest ones. The $8 buffets are a lot riskier than the $15 ones. Never had an issue with the ones that cost a little more.

>> No.11027792
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>>11026686
I know it's a meme, but why the fuck do people willingly live in flyover states? I understand if you're stationed in the military or incarcerated, but that's only a small percentage.

It's mind boggling to me.

>> No.11027804

>>11027792
it's cheap and close to my family, the last generation of which grew up on farms so we're still connected to the geography

>> No.11027807

Always fill up on bread at a buffet before eating anything else

>> No.11027814

>>11027792
owning land, absence of people, family, lax laws, gun culture, farming, raising of animals, job security, self reliance culture...

>> No.11027823

>>11027804
>>11027814
Okay I was being a bit hyperbolic to be sure, but didn't OP's video give you a sense of sadness as well?

>> No.11027844

>>11026686
Noodles and tempura chicken.

>> No.11027848

>>11027792
>cheap land
>fewer pajeets
>friendly neighbors who bring fresh veg from their farm when you invite them over
>no liberals blocking highways/campuses when they don't get their way
>no "DUDE WEED LMAO" culture even if you partake

why live on the coasts, sense of superiority? FOMO? too poor to leave the rat race?

>> No.11027873

>>11027823
I'd say the guy in op's video both has bad taste and choose a buffet that's not very good. Definitely looks like a $10 buffet.

>> No.11027874

>>11027792
Why wouldn't you live there?

>> No.11027896

>>11027792
Keep projecting your dissatisfaction with your studio apartment and Jewish landlord, toasty coastie.

>> No.11027897

>>11027848
this