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11025972 No.11025972 [Reply] [Original]

high calorie edition

>> No.11025986
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>>11025972

>> No.11025994

What race is mutt stonie? Looks like a chink and mexican rolled together

>> No.11026006

>>11025972
How can someone's knife skill be this bad?

>> No.11026023
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>>11025972
>>11025986
fuck my internet is bad right now

>> No.11026029
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>> No.11026036

>>11026029
HOW HE

>> No.11026081
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11026081

High calorie you say?

>> No.11026090
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11026090

We have some calories.

>> No.11026100

>>11026023
How can a person stand to eat so much sweet stuff in one sitting?

>> No.11026102

>>11026090
Muscles Glasses is my waifu

>> No.11026112

>>11026029
Wtf is there a back door he leaves through or what

>> No.11026122
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11026122

>>11026102
He eats many calories.

>> No.11026149
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11026149

Here's some parrot fish sashimi

>> No.11026154

>>11026102
husbando
but no he's mine

>> No.11026166
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>> No.11026167
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>>11026149
>Untitled(1).webm
How do you function?

>> No.11026173

>>11026081
>because It's a lot of food I must eat like a slob
>haha manly man, right guys?

Disgusting

>> No.11026195

>>11026100
he's a champion competitive eater making sure his name stays out there, it probably isn't pleasant

>> No.11026201
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>>11026195
Look at his face after this and you can how pleasant it is.

>> No.11026208

>>11026167
this is not a file name thread

>> No.11026227
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>> No.11026232
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>> No.11026242

>>11026232
>wagyu
>kielbasa
WAT

>> No.11026250
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11026250

>> No.11026258

>>11026173
You clearly don't understand how eating massive amounts of food works. The point is to eat as quickly as possible before your body is able to tell that it is full. Thus people take large bites very quickly to achieve this. You are correct though, it's disgusting

>> No.11026274
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>> No.11026304

>>11026029

>> No.11026324
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>> No.11026567

>>11026090
DUDE

>> No.11026574

>>11026090
Okay now THIS is epic

>> No.11026578

>>11026029
>filename
bad job gaynon

>> No.11026590

>>11026090
BACON STRIPS
BACON STRIPS
BACON STRIPS
BACON STRIPS

>> No.11026639

>>11025994
>He is of Japanese, Czechoslovakian, and Lithuanian ancestry
from his wiki page

>> No.11026648

>>11026090
I gotta have a good meal

>> No.11026655

>>11026166
If that Elvis Burger's bun isn't made from banana bread, something's very wrong.

>> No.11026668

>>11026167
not that guy buy im currently at new folder (64) on my desk top.

>> No.11026689

>>11026648
based

>> No.11026705

>>11026081
>5 energy drinks
based

>> No.11026742

>>11026324
but why?

>> No.11026752

>>11026250
What am I looking at here?

>> No.11026756

>>11026742
Must get pretty boring out there. What else are you going to do?

>> No.11026786

>>11026232
>wagyu kielbasa
and the culinary world has come full circle

>> No.11027300

>>11026752
pandanasli
which I assume is some indonesian thing

>> No.11027305
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>> No.11027318

>>11026752
Looks like a pancake that incorporates some sort of blended green. Kale or spinach, probably.

>> No.11027327

>>11026250
>>11027300
>>11027318
it's a pandan pancake type dessert with what looks to be a shit ton of chocolate on top
never had this in particular but pandan stuff tends to be pretty good and goes well with chocolate

>> No.11027347

>>11026250
is it supposed to look like a kiwi or is this just a coincidence?

>> No.11027361

>>11026258
Doesn't make sense though. You drop more food being a slob than you actually eat. Might as well just eat slow.

>> No.11027418

>>11026274
whats the point of having a machine if you need someone to play around with them anyway?

>> No.11027421 [DELETED] 
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>>11026639

>> No.11027828

>>11026250
this made my spine chill i dont know why

>> No.11027846

>>11026090
The state of the so called entertainment industry

>> No.11027892

>>11027418
I think it's just to get the first sets of 8 on there in a correct pattern, now they'll figure themselves out

>> No.11027981
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>> No.11027991
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>> No.11028161

>>11026250
shit looks like a radioactive crumpet

>> No.11028206

>>11027981
See, id so much rather watch her delicately nibble away on giant plates of food at a normal pace then some weird trying to cram ice cream and french fries in his face as fast as humanly possible

>> No.11028376

>>11026227
That looks great.

>> No.11028384

>>11027991
>cooked blue

>> No.11028448

>>11026029
egg

>> No.11028459

>>11028384
Perfectly done, in other words.

>> No.11028460

>>11027981
Hentai physics are real.

>> No.11028504

>>11028384
Maybe they do a double sear after they cut it into manageable pieces.

>> No.11028566

>>11026006
he literally eats fast food for a living

>> No.11028606

>>11026232
always disgusts me
this is what i imagine cutting upon some infested meat would look like

>> No.11028611

>>11027418
whats the point of making donuts if you dont get to tickle them?

>> No.11028634

>>11026201
glad he'll die by 30

>> No.11028653

>>11026786
I don't get it

>> No.11028659
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11028659

did someone say calories?

>> No.11028663
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>> No.11028677

>>11027981

Imagine the shit afterwards, haha.

>> No.11028681

>>11028659
How does somebody so fat have the energy to walk to the store and eat that big thing? I'm skinny and I would pass out during the eating process. My jaw muscles would be destroyed and I would swet bullets

>> No.11028698

>>11028663
every time i see this is just want to crush her entire head into nothing with a hammer

>> No.11028713

>>11028698
I want to have really angry sex with her.

>> No.11028718

>>11028713
degenerate

>> No.11028726

>>11027991
>girl
>cooking
>raw
>dont mind the plastic im adding to the food with my gloves :^)

10/10 no

>> No.11028737

>>11028726
doubt she would use gloves that arent heat resistant

>> No.11028759
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>> No.11028767

>>11028759
ugly cunt fucking stupid gay bitch

>> No.11028770

>>11026149
>pours boiling water over it
>sashimi
nice try faggot

>> No.11028775
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>>11028767
hey babish

>> No.11028777

>>11028775
bitch gay fuck idiot

>> No.11028816

>>11028775
what were they doing in there?

>> No.11028820
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11028820

I have no idea what this is even supposed to be

>> No.11028844

>>11028816
being fat gay fucks dicks

>> No.11028859

>>11028816
fisting

>> No.11028866

>>11028816
Waiting for the door to open like the director told them to

>> No.11028872

>>11028820
w-w-what

>> No.11028877
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11028877

>heart of palm tastes like seafood

t. vegans

>> No.11028955
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11028955

*educates /ck/*

>> No.11028963
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11028963

*slams /ck/ with wisdom*

>> No.11028976
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>>11028877
dont you understand anon? if you put old bay in or on anything it immediately tastes like seafood!

>> No.11028996

>>11027981
I want her to gently shit on me

>> No.11029010

>>11026578
Based bad job gaynon poster

>> No.11029097

>>11026166
Shit

>> No.11029112
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>>11029097
You're welcome

>> No.11029136

>>11029112
Paprika? Always thought it was just mayo ketchup and pickles

>> No.11029139

>>11029112
>cheese side down
what in the holy hell

>> No.11029140

>>11029136
its actually just their mustard and ketchup mixed together

>> No.11029141

>>11029112
wtf is a gherkin?

>> No.11029149

>>11027305
>a line at little caesar's
>it's all niggers

>> No.11029151

>>11029141
You might call it a dill pickle

>> No.11029159
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>>11026742
cuz baby, I hear the blues a-callin'

>> No.11029170

>>11029151
or a pickle

>> No.11029178

>>11029170
pickles are different, too sweet

>> No.11029180
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>>11027347
It's pandan. They can colored it to green and smells a bit aromatic.

Also the original one is actually yellow and cut in half (not rolled like in the webm)

>> No.11029190

>>11029140
BIG MAC SAUCE
Ingredients: Soybean Oil, Pickle Relish (Diced Pickles, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar, Vinegar, Corn Syrup, Salt, Calcium Chloride, Xanthan Gum, Potassium Sorbate [Preservative], Spice Extractives, Polysorbate 80), Distilled Vinegar, Water, Egg Yolks, Onion Powder, Spices, Salt, Propylene Glycol Alginate, Sodium Benzoate (Preservative), Mustard Bran, Sugar, Garlic Powder, Vegetable Protein (Hydrolyzed Corn, Soy and Wheat), Caramel Color, Extractives of Paprika, Soy Lecithin, Turmeric (Color), Calcium Disodium EDTA (Protect Flavor).

>> No.11029207

>>11029190
yeah as if
how can they even fit that many ingredients on a burger if they cant even fit the text on there when its arial black in 12 on a 24 inch monitor
nice try racist

>> No.11029215

>>11026250
martabak its called

>> No.11029229
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>>11029207

>> No.11029259

>>11029229
>nut-milk
its nut juice now anon. nut juice.

>> No.11029263
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>>11029259
nyet

>> No.11029275

>>11028459
Except that's wrong you fucking retard. Anything lower than Medium, and you might as well eat it raw

>> No.11029283

>>11026029
How does break eggs when he"s not in the fort?

>> No.11029288

>>11029275
>Medium

alri mom

>> No.11029289

>>11029263
God this gets me so fucking activated

>> No.11029301

>>11029263
why dont they just use the soaking water instead of fresh water?

>> No.11029302
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>>11029289
yfw

>> No.11029311

>>11029301
That's where all the hardness went

>> No.11029317

>>11028877
>vegan
>mayo
?

>> No.11029335
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11029335

>>11029317
>?

welcome to hell anon

>> No.11029344
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11029344

>>11026232
Looks like Käseleberkäse.

>> No.11029353

>>11029344
It's like is SPAM got leprosy

>> No.11029362

>>11026274
I wish someone would tickle my doughtnut like that.

>> No.11029385

>>11029353
you stop this right now

>> No.11029390

>>11029362
is it okay if it's a boy? don't answer that. i know the answer is always 'no' :(

>> No.11029431

>>11029344
absolutely revolting

>> No.11029452

>>11029344
delet this

>> No.11029461

>>11029335
>No eggs here!
>just OIL FOR DAYS
Morons.

>> No.11029464
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>>11029344
exactly what I thought

>> No.11029556

>>11029464
snug ham

>> No.11029571

>>11029390
The answer this time is yes.

>> No.11029583

>>11029140
dumbass

>> No.11029608

>>11029583
says the gay faggot bitch lol
get a life loser

>> No.11029648

>>11029317
vegetarian != vegan

>> No.11029673

>>11028820
Agar-agar. Like gelatin, but a bit firmer. Tastes like nothing.

>> No.11029683
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>>11029673
I thought agar agar just made shit taste like eggs?

>> No.11029752

>>11029683
Nah, they're using the kala namak salt for that, because it reeks of sulfur.

>> No.11029754

>>11029683
I've tasted it, and honestly, it doesn't taste like anything. It can give you a "fishy" flavor depending on the purification process.

>> No.11029763
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>>11029673
>gelatin

>> No.11029765

>>11029683
tfw vegans will never taste a silky yolk

>> No.11029773

>>11029763
what a load of bollocks

>> No.11029776

>>11029683
No, agar has no flavor.

>> No.11029797
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>>11029752
>Kamehameha Namek

that's the one

>> No.11029844
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step aside babies

>> No.11029883

>>11026081
dafuck. whats the fucking point of that. at least enjoy it.

>> No.11029897

>>11026090
fuck, ive seen it all now.

>> No.11029900
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>>11029229
How boring, this is how a real chef does it.

>> No.11029908

>>11028820
>soybean flower
and it sucks

>> No.11029953
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11029953

I don't know where to post this but I really wish this thread wasn't deleted

>> No.11029958

>>11029953
https://twitter.com/Dino_Tendies

>> No.11029980
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>>11029958
You saved my life

>> No.11030034

>>11026090
I used to be really entertained by EMT years back. Think it was around the time they posted a video about getting drunk in a limo that everything started to get really repetitive (er, more repetitive than it had already been I suppose).

>> No.11030045

>>11026166
I remember in college we had a nearby burger place that had jelly donuts for buns and other wacky shit, but nothing like this.

>> No.11030049

>>11028659
We are like 500 miles past Gomorrah right now.
If that isn't proof that God is bullshit I don't know what is.

>> No.11030065

>>11029958
what!?
WHY!?

>> No.11030072

>>11027361
If you eat slow you give your body time to know it's full which is what a competitive eater doesn't want

>> No.11030073

>>11030065
It's dinotendies, there are no reasons where we're going

>> No.11030122

>>11029149
It was when they were giving away pizza for like a few hours I believe

>> No.11030137
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>>11025972
>>11025986
>>11026023
WHO'S A ZIGGY PIGGY?

>> No.11030146

>>11029317
Vegetarians aren't the same as vegans idiot

>> No.11030168

>>11026122
Sauce?

>> No.11030217

>>11026122
ngl I'd definitely take a bite

>> No.11030223
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watch and learn whites

>> No.11030228
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11030228

your cuisine has no flavor albinoapes

>> No.11030245

>>11028663
how many frames have to be of her acting pretty?

>> No.11030292

>>11029215
thats meat though
t. SEAmen

>> No.11030368

>>11029335
Looks pretty good actually, but why not use olive oil entirely?
>>11029461
Do you even know what mayo is??

>> No.11030382

>>11028759
>Harvard education

>> No.11030416

>>11028820
This looks like a larger version of a chinese dessert I forgot the name of. Essentially, it's like shaved ice in that the base of the entire dessert is completely tasteless so you can enjoy the toppings and syrups you put over it. It's supposed to be placed in small bowls though.

>> No.11030431

>>11030223
Now i want a michelada

>> No.11030432

>>11026023
>00:14 - 00:19
>so alive and makin the cash stare
what is he /biz/?

>> No.11030439
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11030439

Had someone request an "awful mexican pizza" webm in a previous thread, not sure what he was referring to does anyone have it?

>> No.11030457

>>11028955
>>11028963
the cloud egg and the "egg noodles" looked absolutely disgusting

the steamed egg looked decent
aside from that everything shown in these videos is common knowledge, why did someone think they had to make this again?

>> No.11030471
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11030471

>>11029461
Do you have any idea what normal mayo is made of?

>> No.11030496

>>11029170
Or a cuke

>> No.11030509

>>11029229
You can tell the cook is a vegan by their thin, limpwrists.

You can almost tell they struggle to pick up the pen at the voting booth.

>> No.11030570
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>>11029229
>need a thousand different spices so it doesn't taste like fuck all
>need to flavor the milk
>still requires a fucking spoonful of sauce each bite because it wouldn't even be edible otherwise

despicable creatures

>> No.11030579

>>11030228
>store bought bacon crumbled

this has to be the most disgusting thing i've seen in this thread

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>> No.11030735
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>> No.11030785

>>11026029
How would he climbed up on the eggs

>> No.11030821

>>11026029
EGG
G
G

>> No.11030836

>>11029464
sleep tight porker

>> No.11030851

>>11029844
What is happening

>> No.11030869

>>11026029
BREAK?

>> No.11030877
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>> No.11030878

>>11025972
Holy shit that guy looks like a massive faggot

>> No.11030881
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>> No.11030884

someone got the webm of the fat woman drinking 2 starbuck drinks?

>> No.11030885
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>> No.11030886

>>11026081
Oh look, the narcissistic faggot is drinking Monster.
Color me surprised!

>> No.11030894

>>11029335
honestly not bad, I'd rather not use eggs anyways so it spoils less quickly

>> No.11030901

>>11029958
>>11029953
glad he's still kicking

>> No.11030928

>>11029464
>I posted that here two days ago.
>I knew it would catch on.
Mission accomplished.

>> No.11030943

>>11030570
Nice saved thumbnail my friend.

>> No.11030944

>>11030928
Nigga it's been around for a long time. Stop taking credit for shit you didn't make.

>> No.11030946

>>11030730
Mmmm,
Corn chips, with a cob of corn, and then corn on top.
Those Mexicunts really know how to party.

>> No.11030948

>>11027305
me in the yellow hoodie

>> No.11030953

>>11030944
Pump the brakes my sperglet.

>> No.11030982

Anyone have the Welsh pizza one?

>> No.11030996

>>11028663
Why does this make me angry

>> No.11031005
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>> No.11031041

>>11028877
>Vegetarian [insert meat object here]

Why not just eAT THE FUCKING MEAT OBJECT

>> No.11031080

>>11026166
>create a fucking mess
>call it a sandwich/burger
Capitalism is a disease that needs to be carved out and burned in garlic and basil.

>> No.11031091

>>11031041
Because that’s not vegetarian then, retard. Did you think you were being clever?

>> No.11031095

>>11027981
how do they go through so little to drink in these videos? it's always like one or two cups of whatever for 2000 lbs of food. I drink like a shit ton of water just to finish something simple.

>> No.11031104

>>11031005
what the fuck

>> No.11031114

>>11030881
Mexibros are cray

>> No.11031118

>>11030439
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4

>> No.11031123

>>11028659
RIP BBBW Nurse-waitress.

>> No.11031165

>>11026081

At 0:18 he turns the can so the Monster logo is facing the camera. Fucking shill....

>> No.11031193

>>11031165
Oh no, heaven forbid people get paid for doing shit they were going to be doing already.

>> No.11031230

>>11030885
Underrated post

>> No.11031414

>>11026090
>>11026102
Where were you when you realized Muscle Glasses is just some fat dude?

>> No.11031449

>>11030928
you need to go back

>> No.11031543

>>11031005
>half bottle of Hawaiian Punch at the end

>> No.11031835

>>11027305
welfare office?

>> No.11032124

>>11031118
that flip where he tears it is super cringey.,,,

>> No.11032147

>>11028659
Grotesque

>> No.11032160

>>11029215
Sotoy

>> No.11032168

>>11030851
She's cooking for calories and not flavor.

>> No.11032177

>>11025972
Why do zoomers still watch shit like this?
The original with Dane Cook was fun to watch ironically just to laugh at how fall he fell. But of course zoomers were like 6 years old then and too retarded to realize it was a joke and now they're grown up and still taking it seriously.

>> No.11032191

>>11026250
The texture of that thing is making me nauseous

>> No.11032284

>>11029683
What is it with vegans and their incessant need to imitate animal products

>our food is so shitty we need to imitate real food

>> No.11032290

>>11029844
>hmmm what does this badboy need
>hmmmmm... ofc chocolate!

>> No.11032309

>>11029263
>removing most of the nutrients just so you can have a fake milk

>> No.11032323

>>11031543
That was clamato, not that it makes it any better

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>>11029953
>he still hasn't cleaned up the fucking mirror
absolute madman

>> No.11032421

>>11030881
I don't even know what half of this stuff is, but I'd like to try one bite of it and then never eat it again.

>> No.11032430

>>11026167
I laughed harder at this than i should have

>> No.11032438

>>11026081
what an obnoxious American

>> No.11032463

>>11028663
I'd like nothing more than to put her teeth on the curb.

>> No.11032476

>>11030457
For the retards on Facebook for whom common knowledge is like the pot of gold at the end of a rainbow.

>> No.11032480

>>11028963
wow bro scrambled eggs... no one knew how to make that before! kill yourself

>> No.11032513

>>11025972
Just imagine the shits competitive eaters take haha

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>>11031005
>>11030881
>>11030877
>>11030735
>>11030228
>>11030223
Can someone explain this to me? Obviously people don't order this for anything other than a gay novelty but why buy something so obviously disgusting from a dirty shithole?

>> No.11032558

>>11026167
you should see my porn folder(s)

>> No.11032573

>>11029844
Jesus, when you think she's done she just adds more

>> No.11032600

>>11026742
>>11026756
And it's impressive and effective.

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>>11028659
I find it so depressing to watch a massive fatty eat. When I was a little kid I almost cried from sadness once seeing this fatty in burger king.
However videos like Matt Stonie, and Furious Pete don't bother me because they're in shape.

Watching fatties binge eat is like watching an alcoholic or drug addict use.

>> No.11032652

>>11032543
it's cheap?

>> No.11032678

>>11026668
yes, but youre not a functioning human being

>> No.11032690

>>11025986
>>11025972

>by the time you're actually done putting the sundae together, the first half of the sunday has already melted beyond saving

>> No.11032722

>>11026324
now thats just impressive

>> No.11032730

>>11032608
I feel the same. Kinda feel weird when I see them buying tons of chips, processed food and stuff in supermarket or even when I see them eat in restaurants....

>> No.11032755

>>11026166
the stuff it puts on the burger is literaly the stages of taking a fat fucking hard shit

>> No.11032758

>>11030884
No but it's always posted in FPH threads on /fit/

>> No.11032783

>>11026029
where he exit??

>> No.11032846

>>11026250
>>11027828
It looks like one of those frogs who grow their younglings inside their skin.

>> No.11032887

>>11030730
Can someone explain to me what's going on here? I just don't understand why any would want to pay for that.

>> No.11032892

>>11031041
There are hundreds of reasons why they don't -
Religious Reasons
Health Reasons
Moral Reasons

>> No.11032960

>>11031114
>mexicunts are fat
ftfy

>> No.11032996

>>11031095
cause youre fucked up. im not joking, you probably developed a need for liquids to swallow and dont produce enough saliva. youre fucked.

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>>11029311

>> No.11033075

>>11029900
this made me feel so dirty after watching

>> No.11033122

>>11028659
>having the option of either a midget or a landwhale to spank you after serving you moderately-priced obesity in a plate.
true american dream.

>> No.11033189

>>11029900
This is probably the gayest thing I've ever seen and I've seen a like a 10 people gay gangbang video.

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>>11029844
The most horrifying thing here is that she's not american. Unless she for whatever bizarre reason has imported a shit ton of german food.

>> No.11033452

>>11032284
I think the idea is to appeal to more people, but honestly who on earth wants to spend 45 minutes making something that looks (but doesn't taste) like an egg instead of 10 minutes to boil an egg. People might do this once as a party trick.

There's no sensible reason to be a vegan anyway. I can't think of any reason on earth to not at least eat eggs, even if you find milk immoral.

>> No.11033461

>>11033387

She might be transethnic and identify as an American who was born into a German woman's body and we should respect that.

>> No.11033468

>>11033122
The midget is kinda hot

>> No.11033489

>>11032755
Anon, go see a doctor

>> No.11033500

>>11030996
Because it's pure thotness and you're most likely pure beta

>> No.11033510

>>11026742
Have you ever seen any chink dash cam video?

>> No.11033634

>>11031005
Why not crush it, mix all well together and slice up into bars?

>> No.11033678

>>11026029
This is literally /ck/ the video

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>> No.11033851

>>11033678
No, it's memetards shitting up /ck/ the video.

>> No.11033949

>>11029149
it was free pizza, you expect nigs to pass that up

>> No.11033967

>>11032892
You forgot the most important one.
Retardation

>> No.11034040

>>11030049
If anything, it's proof god is real and he's laughing at us. What better reason to create a simul- I mean universe than to laugh at it?

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>>11030996
Because she's being annoying

>> No.11034079

>>11028653
Probably because sausage was created so you can make something out of the less edible parts of an animal and wagyu is some of the choicest parts or something

>> No.11034202

>>11029844
For anyone wondering, it's a scripted reality tv show and every episode she's cooking something crazy like that

>> No.11034217

>>11034046
"i dont like cute girls because im a homo" - you

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>>11028663

>> No.11034292

>>11025972
she's cute

>> No.11034510

>>11028663
Is this supposed to be about her banana or her face?

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>>11034510
>her banana

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>> No.11034603

>>11030223
AUTHENTIC

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>> No.11034658

>>11030223
how do you even eat this shit?

>> No.11034721

>>11030996
because you can immediately tell she vain, vapid, lesser human being

>> No.11034821

>>11030368
>why not use olive oil entirely
probably for taste

>> No.11034831

>>11034821
Yup, Straight evoo in mayo taste's pretty intense. Might be alright with a ton of garlic etc in an aoli type deal, but for mayo in general? Super overpowering

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>>11030137
heh.

>> No.11034910

>>11026081
Why not just chug 7 cups of olive oil? It'd probably be easier.

>> No.11034918

>>11034910
What are the macros on olive oil?

>> No.11034976

>>11027981
Can you just fucking imagine the savage, brutal, mammoth dumps this bitch takes after something like this? Seems like it would be life threatening at her size.

>> No.11035002

>>11034918
1900 calories per cup.

>> No.11035003

>>11026166
revolting

>> No.11035025

>>11027305
Is this what America is like?

>> No.11035039

>>11029151
>>11029170
The actual question is would you want those baby sweet pickles for this sauce or just a regular dill? I mean I know it's just preference, but I'm talking about what would be closest to mac sauce do you think?

>> No.11035041

>>11034571
why are asians so fucking degenerate

>> No.11035045

>>11028820
Wtf is agar, only other place I've come across that term is when I looked into growing magic mushrooms

>> No.11035050

>>11028877
Don't mind if I steal that celery dicing technique?

>> No.11035062

>>11029900
I just hate people these days.

>> No.11035079

>>11029763
>wasting helium on this
just use air mix or o2, it's much cheaper.

>> No.11035082

>>11030885
we live in a society

>> No.11035086

>>11034217
>t.incel whiteknight

>> No.11035091

>>11030228
honestly ill still eat this im a fat fuck and am ok with it

>> No.11035095

I was editing a video to make as a webm until I realized this board doesn't have sound webms. Its a ja/ck/k vid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRXcFp5rXHY

>> No.11035119

>>11028606
that's exactly what it reminds me of as well. Except the abscesses are usually much larger and the stench is rather unpleasant.

>> No.11035153

>>11035045
algae extract used as a thickening agent (or as a medium to grow microbes).
This dish would be like sweetened, flavorless jello, minus the health benefits of proper gelatin.

>> No.11035164

>>11030228
>real crumbled bacon
>from a bag
what shithole country is this disgusting pile of crap from?

>> No.11035303

>>11025972
>>11030878
I wanted to fuck him so bad until he put the headband on

>>11034292
>she
Next you'll be asking to post feet

>> No.11035412

>>11028820
looks like a huge drop of cum

>> No.11035520

>>11034586
I moved the cam so i could breath

>> No.11035929

>>11026166
Call me disgusting, but I would probably like that.

>> No.11035937

>>11028659
I'm not into blacks, and in particular not into the fat ones. But being spanked by one of them is an other matter.

>> No.11035941

>>11026149
seems cooked

>> No.11036259

>>11026081
This would feed me for a week

>> No.11036349

>>11029112
Dude... is that really how the mcdonald sauce is made??

>> No.11036497

>>11026648
Garfield you lazy cat.

>> No.11036920

>>11034976
It'll be a normal poop, she will throw up what she can

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>>11032996

>> No.11037315

>>11030928
reposting old shit for karma only works on reddit, please go back