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high calorie edition

>> No.11025986
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>> No.11025994

What race is mutt stonie? Looks like a chink and mexican rolled together

>> No.11026006

How can someone's knife skill be this bad?

>> No.11026023
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fuck my internet is bad right now

>> No.11026029
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>> No.11026081
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High calorie you say?

>> No.11026090
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We have some calories.

>> No.11026100

How can a person stand to eat so much sweet stuff in one sitting?

>> No.11026102

Muscles Glasses is my waifu

>> No.11026112

Wtf is there a back door he leaves through or what

>> No.11026122
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He eats many calories.

>> No.11026149
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Here's some parrot fish sashimi

>> No.11026154

but no he's mine

>> No.11026166
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>> No.11026167
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How do you function?

>> No.11026173

>because It's a lot of food I must eat like a slob
>haha manly man, right guys?


>> No.11026195

he's a champion competitive eater making sure his name stays out there, it probably isn't pleasant

>> No.11026201
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Look at his face after this and you can how pleasant it is.

>> No.11026208

this is not a file name thread

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>> No.11026250
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>> No.11026258

You clearly don't understand how eating massive amounts of food works. The point is to eat as quickly as possible before your body is able to tell that it is full. Thus people take large bites very quickly to achieve this. You are correct though, it's disgusting

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>> No.11026574

Okay now THIS is epic

>> No.11026578

bad job gaynon

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>> No.11026639

>He is of Japanese, Czechoslovakian, and Lithuanian ancestry
from his wiki page

>> No.11026648

I gotta have a good meal

>> No.11026655

If that Elvis Burger's bun isn't made from banana bread, something's very wrong.

>> No.11026668

not that guy buy im currently at new folder (64) on my desk top.

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>> No.11026705

>5 energy drinks

>> No.11026742

but why?

>> No.11026752

What am I looking at here?

>> No.11026756

Must get pretty boring out there. What else are you going to do?

>> No.11026786

>wagyu kielbasa
and the culinary world has come full circle

>> No.11027300

which I assume is some indonesian thing

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>> No.11027318

Looks like a pancake that incorporates some sort of blended green. Kale or spinach, probably.

>> No.11027327

it's a pandan pancake type dessert with what looks to be a shit ton of chocolate on top
never had this in particular but pandan stuff tends to be pretty good and goes well with chocolate

>> No.11027347

is it supposed to look like a kiwi or is this just a coincidence?

>> No.11027361

Doesn't make sense though. You drop more food being a slob than you actually eat. Might as well just eat slow.

>> No.11027418

whats the point of having a machine if you need someone to play around with them anyway?

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>> No.11027828

this made my spine chill i dont know why

>> No.11027846

The state of the so called entertainment industry

>> No.11027892

I think it's just to get the first sets of 8 on there in a correct pattern, now they'll figure themselves out

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>> No.11028161

shit looks like a radioactive crumpet

>> No.11028206

See, id so much rather watch her delicately nibble away on giant plates of food at a normal pace then some weird trying to cram ice cream and french fries in his face as fast as humanly possible

>> No.11028376

That looks great.

>> No.11028384

>cooked blue

>> No.11028448


>> No.11028459

Perfectly done, in other words.

>> No.11028460

Hentai physics are real.

>> No.11028504

Maybe they do a double sear after they cut it into manageable pieces.

>> No.11028566

he literally eats fast food for a living

>> No.11028606

always disgusts me
this is what i imagine cutting upon some infested meat would look like

>> No.11028611

whats the point of making donuts if you dont get to tickle them?

>> No.11028634

glad he'll die by 30

>> No.11028653

I don't get it

>> No.11028659
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did someone say calories?

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>> No.11028677


Imagine the shit afterwards, haha.

>> No.11028681

How does somebody so fat have the energy to walk to the store and eat that big thing? I'm skinny and I would pass out during the eating process. My jaw muscles would be destroyed and I would swet bullets

>> No.11028698

every time i see this is just want to crush her entire head into nothing with a hammer

>> No.11028713

I want to have really angry sex with her.

>> No.11028718


>> No.11028726

>dont mind the plastic im adding to the food with my gloves :^)

10/10 no

>> No.11028737

doubt she would use gloves that arent heat resistant

>> No.11028759
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>> No.11028767

ugly cunt fucking stupid gay bitch

>> No.11028770

>pours boiling water over it
nice try faggot

>> No.11028775
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hey babish

>> No.11028777

bitch gay fuck idiot

>> No.11028816

what were they doing in there?

>> No.11028820
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I have no idea what this is even supposed to be

>> No.11028844

being fat gay fucks dicks

>> No.11028859


>> No.11028866

Waiting for the door to open like the director told them to

>> No.11028872


>> No.11028877
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>heart of palm tastes like seafood

t. vegans

>> No.11028955
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*educates /ck/*

>> No.11028963
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*slams /ck/ with wisdom*

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dont you understand anon? if you put old bay in or on anything it immediately tastes like seafood!

>> No.11028996

I want her to gently shit on me

>> No.11029010

Based bad job gaynon poster

>> No.11029097


>> No.11029112
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You're welcome

>> No.11029136

Paprika? Always thought it was just mayo ketchup and pickles

>> No.11029139

>cheese side down
what in the holy hell

>> No.11029140

its actually just their mustard and ketchup mixed together

>> No.11029141

wtf is a gherkin?

>> No.11029149

>a line at little caesar's
>it's all niggers

>> No.11029151

You might call it a dill pickle

>> No.11029159
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cuz baby, I hear the blues a-callin'

>> No.11029170

or a pickle

>> No.11029178

pickles are different, too sweet

>> No.11029180
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It's pandan. They can colored it to green and smells a bit aromatic.

Also the original one is actually yellow and cut in half (not rolled like in the webm)

>> No.11029190

Ingredients: Soybean Oil, Pickle Relish (Diced Pickles, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar, Vinegar, Corn Syrup, Salt, Calcium Chloride, Xanthan Gum, Potassium Sorbate [Preservative], Spice Extractives, Polysorbate 80), Distilled Vinegar, Water, Egg Yolks, Onion Powder, Spices, Salt, Propylene Glycol Alginate, Sodium Benzoate (Preservative), Mustard Bran, Sugar, Garlic Powder, Vegetable Protein (Hydrolyzed Corn, Soy and Wheat), Caramel Color, Extractives of Paprika, Soy Lecithin, Turmeric (Color), Calcium Disodium EDTA (Protect Flavor).

>> No.11029207

yeah as if
how can they even fit that many ingredients on a burger if they cant even fit the text on there when its arial black in 12 on a 24 inch monitor
nice try racist

>> No.11029215

martabak its called

>> No.11029229
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>> No.11029259

its nut juice now anon. nut juice.

>> No.11029263
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>> No.11029275

Except that's wrong you fucking retard. Anything lower than Medium, and you might as well eat it raw

>> No.11029283

How does break eggs when he"s not in the fort?

>> No.11029288


alri mom

>> No.11029289

God this gets me so fucking activated

>> No.11029301

why dont they just use the soaking water instead of fresh water?

>> No.11029302
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>> No.11029311

That's where all the hardness went

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welcome to hell anon

>> No.11029344
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Looks like Käseleberkäse.

>> No.11029353

It's like is SPAM got leprosy

>> No.11029362

I wish someone would tickle my doughtnut like that.

>> No.11029385

you stop this right now

>> No.11029390

is it okay if it's a boy? don't answer that. i know the answer is always 'no' :(

>> No.11029431

absolutely revolting

>> No.11029452

delet this

>> No.11029461

>No eggs here!

>> No.11029464
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exactly what I thought

>> No.11029556

snug ham

>> No.11029571

The answer this time is yes.

>> No.11029583


>> No.11029608

says the gay faggot bitch lol
get a life loser

>> No.11029648

vegetarian != vegan

>> No.11029673

Agar-agar. Like gelatin, but a bit firmer. Tastes like nothing.

>> No.11029683
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I thought agar agar just made shit taste like eggs?

>> No.11029752

Nah, they're using the kala namak salt for that, because it reeks of sulfur.

>> No.11029754

I've tasted it, and honestly, it doesn't taste like anything. It can give you a "fishy" flavor depending on the purification process.

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>> No.11029765

tfw vegans will never taste a silky yolk

>> No.11029773

what a load of bollocks

>> No.11029776

No, agar has no flavor.

>> No.11029797
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>Kamehameha Namek

that's the one

>> No.11029844
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step aside babies

>> No.11029883

dafuck. whats the fucking point of that. at least enjoy it.

>> No.11029897

fuck, ive seen it all now.

>> No.11029900
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How boring, this is how a real chef does it.

>> No.11029908

>soybean flower
and it sucks

>> No.11029953
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I don't know where to post this but I really wish this thread wasn't deleted

>> No.11029958


>> No.11029980
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You saved my life

>> No.11030034

I used to be really entertained by EMT years back. Think it was around the time they posted a video about getting drunk in a limo that everything started to get really repetitive (er, more repetitive than it had already been I suppose).

>> No.11030045

I remember in college we had a nearby burger place that had jelly donuts for buns and other wacky shit, but nothing like this.

>> No.11030049

We are like 500 miles past Gomorrah right now.
If that isn't proof that God is bullshit I don't know what is.

>> No.11030065


>> No.11030072

If you eat slow you give your body time to know it's full which is what a competitive eater doesn't want

>> No.11030073

It's dinotendies, there are no reasons where we're going

>> No.11030122

It was when they were giving away pizza for like a few hours I believe

>> No.11030137
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>> No.11030146

Vegetarians aren't the same as vegans idiot

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>> No.11030217

ngl I'd definitely take a bite

>> No.11030223
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watch and learn whites

>> No.11030228
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your cuisine has no flavor albinoapes

>> No.11030245

how many frames have to be of her acting pretty?

>> No.11030292

thats meat though
t. SEAmen

>> No.11030368

Looks pretty good actually, but why not use olive oil entirely?
Do you even know what mayo is??

>> No.11030382

>Harvard education

>> No.11030416

This looks like a larger version of a chinese dessert I forgot the name of. Essentially, it's like shaved ice in that the base of the entire dessert is completely tasteless so you can enjoy the toppings and syrups you put over it. It's supposed to be placed in small bowls though.

>> No.11030431

Now i want a michelada

>> No.11030432

>00:14 - 00:19
>so alive and makin the cash stare
what is he /biz/?

>> No.11030439
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Had someone request an "awful mexican pizza" webm in a previous thread, not sure what he was referring to does anyone have it?

>> No.11030457

the cloud egg and the "egg noodles" looked absolutely disgusting

the steamed egg looked decent
aside from that everything shown in these videos is common knowledge, why did someone think they had to make this again?

>> No.11030471
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Do you have any idea what normal mayo is made of?

>> No.11030496

Or a cuke

>> No.11030509

You can tell the cook is a vegan by their thin, limpwrists.

You can almost tell they struggle to pick up the pen at the voting booth.

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>need a thousand different spices so it doesn't taste like fuck all
>need to flavor the milk
>still requires a fucking spoonful of sauce each bite because it wouldn't even be edible otherwise

despicable creatures

>> No.11030579

>store bought bacon crumbled

this has to be the most disgusting thing i've seen in this thread

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>> No.11030785

How would he climbed up on the eggs

>> No.11030821


>> No.11030836

sleep tight porker

>> No.11030851

What is happening

>> No.11030869


>> No.11030877
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>> No.11030878

Holy shit that guy looks like a massive faggot

>> No.11030881
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>> No.11030884

someone got the webm of the fat woman drinking 2 starbuck drinks?

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>> No.11030886

Oh look, the narcissistic faggot is drinking Monster.
Color me surprised!

>> No.11030894

honestly not bad, I'd rather not use eggs anyways so it spoils less quickly

>> No.11030901

glad he's still kicking

>> No.11030928

>I posted that here two days ago.
>I knew it would catch on.
Mission accomplished.

>> No.11030943

Nice saved thumbnail my friend.

>> No.11030944

Nigga it's been around for a long time. Stop taking credit for shit you didn't make.

>> No.11030946

Corn chips, with a cob of corn, and then corn on top.
Those Mexicunts really know how to party.

>> No.11030948

me in the yellow hoodie

>> No.11030953

Pump the brakes my sperglet.

>> No.11030982

Anyone have the Welsh pizza one?

>> No.11030996

Why does this make me angry

>> No.11031005
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>> No.11031041

>Vegetarian [insert meat object here]


>> No.11031080

>create a fucking mess
>call it a sandwich/burger
Capitalism is a disease that needs to be carved out and burned in garlic and basil.

>> No.11031091

Because that’s not vegetarian then, retard. Did you think you were being clever?

>> No.11031095

how do they go through so little to drink in these videos? it's always like one or two cups of whatever for 2000 lbs of food. I drink like a shit ton of water just to finish something simple.

>> No.11031104

what the fuck

>> No.11031114

Mexibros are cray

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>> No.11031123

RIP BBBW Nurse-waitress.

>> No.11031165


At 0:18 he turns the can so the Monster logo is facing the camera. Fucking shill....

>> No.11031193

Oh no, heaven forbid people get paid for doing shit they were going to be doing already.

>> No.11031230

Underrated post

>> No.11031414

Where were you when you realized Muscle Glasses is just some fat dude?

>> No.11031449

you need to go back

>> No.11031543

>half bottle of Hawaiian Punch at the end

>> No.11031835

welfare office?

>> No.11032124

that flip where he tears it is super cringey.,,,

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>> No.11032168

She's cooking for calories and not flavor.

>> No.11032177

Why do zoomers still watch shit like this?
The original with Dane Cook was fun to watch ironically just to laugh at how fall he fell. But of course zoomers were like 6 years old then and too retarded to realize it was a joke and now they're grown up and still taking it seriously.

>> No.11032191

The texture of that thing is making me nauseous

>> No.11032284

What is it with vegans and their incessant need to imitate animal products

>our food is so shitty we need to imitate real food

>> No.11032290

>hmmm what does this badboy need
>hmmmmm... ofc chocolate!

>> No.11032309

>removing most of the nutrients just so you can have a fake milk

>> No.11032323

That was clamato, not that it makes it any better

>> No.11032409
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>he still hasn't cleaned up the fucking mirror
absolute madman

>> No.11032421

I don't even know what half of this stuff is, but I'd like to try one bite of it and then never eat it again.

>> No.11032430

I laughed harder at this than i should have

>> No.11032438

what an obnoxious American

>> No.11032463

I'd like nothing more than to put her teeth on the curb.

>> No.11032476

For the retards on Facebook for whom common knowledge is like the pot of gold at the end of a rainbow.

>> No.11032480

wow bro scrambled eggs... no one knew how to make that before! kill yourself

>> No.11032513

Just imagine the shits competitive eaters take haha

>> No.11032543
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Can someone explain this to me? Obviously people don't order this for anything other than a gay novelty but why buy something so obviously disgusting from a dirty shithole?

>> No.11032558

you should see my porn folder(s)

>> No.11032573

Jesus, when you think she's done she just adds more

>> No.11032600

And it's impressive and effective.

>> No.11032608
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I find it so depressing to watch a massive fatty eat. When I was a little kid I almost cried from sadness once seeing this fatty in burger king.
However videos like Matt Stonie, and Furious Pete don't bother me because they're in shape.

Watching fatties binge eat is like watching an alcoholic or drug addict use.

>> No.11032652

it's cheap?

>> No.11032678

yes, but youre not a functioning human being

>> No.11032690


>by the time you're actually done putting the sundae together, the first half of the sunday has already melted beyond saving

>> No.11032722

now thats just impressive

>> No.11032730

I feel the same. Kinda feel weird when I see them buying tons of chips, processed food and stuff in supermarket or even when I see them eat in restaurants....

>> No.11032755

the stuff it puts on the burger is literaly the stages of taking a fat fucking hard shit

>> No.11032758

No but it's always posted in FPH threads on /fit/

>> No.11032783

where he exit??

>> No.11032846

It looks like one of those frogs who grow their younglings inside their skin.

>> No.11032887

Can someone explain to me what's going on here? I just don't understand why any would want to pay for that.

>> No.11032892

There are hundreds of reasons why they don't -
Religious Reasons
Health Reasons
Moral Reasons

>> No.11032960

>mexicunts are fat

>> No.11032996

cause youre fucked up. im not joking, you probably developed a need for liquids to swallow and dont produce enough saliva. youre fucked.

>> No.11033040
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>> No.11033075

this made me feel so dirty after watching

>> No.11033122

>having the option of either a midget or a landwhale to spank you after serving you moderately-priced obesity in a plate.
true american dream.

>> No.11033189

This is probably the gayest thing I've ever seen and I've seen a like a 10 people gay gangbang video.

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The most horrifying thing here is that she's not american. Unless she for whatever bizarre reason has imported a shit ton of german food.

>> No.11033452

I think the idea is to appeal to more people, but honestly who on earth wants to spend 45 minutes making something that looks (but doesn't taste) like an egg instead of 10 minutes to boil an egg. People might do this once as a party trick.

There's no sensible reason to be a vegan anyway. I can't think of any reason on earth to not at least eat eggs, even if you find milk immoral.

>> No.11033461


She might be transethnic and identify as an American who was born into a German woman's body and we should respect that.

>> No.11033468

The midget is kinda hot

>> No.11033489

Anon, go see a doctor

>> No.11033500

Because it's pure thotness and you're most likely pure beta

>> No.11033510

Have you ever seen any chink dash cam video?

>> No.11033634

Why not crush it, mix all well together and slice up into bars?

>> No.11033678

This is literally /ck/ the video

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>> No.11033851

No, it's memetards shitting up /ck/ the video.

>> No.11033949

it was free pizza, you expect nigs to pass that up

>> No.11033967

You forgot the most important one.

>> No.11034040

If anything, it's proof god is real and he's laughing at us. What better reason to create a simul- I mean universe than to laugh at it?

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Because she's being annoying

>> No.11034079

Probably because sausage was created so you can make something out of the less edible parts of an animal and wagyu is some of the choicest parts or something

>> No.11034202

For anyone wondering, it's a scripted reality tv show and every episode she's cooking something crazy like that

>> No.11034217

"i dont like cute girls because im a homo" - you

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>> No.11034292

she's cute

>> No.11034510

Is this supposed to be about her banana or her face?

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>her banana

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>> No.11034658

how do you even eat this shit?

>> No.11034721

because you can immediately tell she vain, vapid, lesser human being

>> No.11034821

>why not use olive oil entirely
probably for taste

>> No.11034831

Yup, Straight evoo in mayo taste's pretty intense. Might be alright with a ton of garlic etc in an aoli type deal, but for mayo in general? Super overpowering

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>> No.11034910

Why not just chug 7 cups of olive oil? It'd probably be easier.

>> No.11034918

What are the macros on olive oil?

>> No.11034976

Can you just fucking imagine the savage, brutal, mammoth dumps this bitch takes after something like this? Seems like it would be life threatening at her size.

>> No.11035002

1900 calories per cup.

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>> No.11035025

Is this what America is like?

>> No.11035039

The actual question is would you want those baby sweet pickles for this sauce or just a regular dill? I mean I know it's just preference, but I'm talking about what would be closest to mac sauce do you think?

>> No.11035041

why are asians so fucking degenerate

>> No.11035045

Wtf is agar, only other place I've come across that term is when I looked into growing magic mushrooms

>> No.11035050

Don't mind if I steal that celery dicing technique?

>> No.11035062

I just hate people these days.

>> No.11035079

>wasting helium on this
just use air mix or o2, it's much cheaper.

>> No.11035082

we live in a society

>> No.11035086

>t.incel whiteknight

>> No.11035091

honestly ill still eat this im a fat fuck and am ok with it

>> No.11035095

I was editing a video to make as a webm until I realized this board doesn't have sound webms. Its a ja/ck/k vid.


>> No.11035119

that's exactly what it reminds me of as well. Except the abscesses are usually much larger and the stench is rather unpleasant.

>> No.11035153

algae extract used as a thickening agent (or as a medium to grow microbes).
This dish would be like sweetened, flavorless jello, minus the health benefits of proper gelatin.

>> No.11035164

>real crumbled bacon
>from a bag
what shithole country is this disgusting pile of crap from?

>> No.11035303

I wanted to fuck him so bad until he put the headband on

Next you'll be asking to post feet

>> No.11035412

looks like a huge drop of cum

>> No.11035520

I moved the cam so i could breath

>> No.11035929

Call me disgusting, but I would probably like that.

>> No.11035937

I'm not into blacks, and in particular not into the fat ones. But being spanked by one of them is an other matter.

>> No.11035941

seems cooked

>> No.11036259

This would feed me for a week

>> No.11036349

Dude... is that really how the mcdonald sauce is made??

>> No.11036497

Garfield you lazy cat.

>> No.11036920

It'll be a normal poop, she will throw up what she can

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>> No.11037315

reposting old shit for karma only works on reddit, please go back

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