/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11023941]

What is /ck/'s ideal pre-breakfast?

Personally I like a good cinnabon

[Anonymous No.11023949]

>>11023941
Is that cum?

[Anonymous No.11023958]

>>11023949
I wish desu

[Anonymous No.11023969]

>>11023941
I unironically eat a cookie as pre-breakfast every day with coffee.
I can't eat very much when I first wake up, so I snack on a cookie and sip coffee for a couple hours until I eat real brekkie, which is eggs.
Cookies in house right now are salted caramel browned butter cookies.

[Anonymous No.11023970]

Morning sex or a nice number three.
Real answer: a couple of spoonfuls of almond butter and a small piece of dark chocolate, I work early shifts and I keep a tub of almond butter around for a bit of fat and protien in the morning.

[Anonymous No.11023976]

all I need for breakfast is a good fuck.

[Anonymous No.11023985]

>>11023941
Water, coffee and toast for my morning nausea. Anything else makes me vomit.

[Anonymous No.11023988]

>>11023985
>Water, coffee and toast for my morning nausea.
You don't happen to smoke a lot of marijuana do you? Does a hot shower help your nausea?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannabinoid_hyperemesis_syndrome

[Anonymous No.11024002]

>>11023988
I have a bowl or two at night but I've had this since I was a kid, I always thought weed helped but I haven't smoked in the morning in years. Doctors always said it was just my allergies since I mostly vomit mucus.

Interesting tho. Didn't even know about this.

[Anonymous No.11024030]

>>11024002
I've also had nausea problems since I was really young, and at first I always thought weed helped too. I found that on days I started smoking in the morning or smoked too much, I'm always much more nauseated the next morning, and the hot shower thing definitely helps.

It used to be that I would wake up and retch or vomit immediately, even without eating, even if my stomach was totally empty I'd puke up bile and spit. Now I don't smoke as much and only at night, and usually don't have any problems. I think it's a tricky problem because lots of people turned to weed to deal with endemic nausea in the first place, only to have it make it worse in the end.

[Anonymous No.11024033]

>>11023941
For me, it's a mcgriddle

[Anonymous No.11024040]

>>11024033
t. fatass

[Anonymous No.11024043]

>>11024030
I wouldn't vomit as soon as I woke up but as soon as I clear my throat or even cough I instantly have to run to the bathroom. Is this widely known? I'm 26 and just now learned about CHS.

[Anonymous No.11024064]

>>11024043
>Is this widely known?
No, it's kind of a new thing. It's not even physiologically figured out, it's just a phrase they use to name the phenomenon of too much weed smoking over a long period of time causing "hyperemesis" where emesis = nausea so basically it just says "marijuana-based hyper nausea syndrome."
Some days, especially with a combination of factors (eating too late at night, drinking alcohol with not enough water, smoking too much weed the day before, stress/anxiety) I'll have to wake up at 7am sharp to puke and then I can go back to bed peacefully.

Living the nausea life is shit.

[Anonymous No.11024076]

>>11024064
>eating too late at night, drinking alcohol with not enough water, smoking too much weed the day before, stress/anxiety
Fug

[Anonymous No.11024078]

Made an omelette with green onion and black pepper mixed in with the eggs, and filled with jalapeños, bacon, and a little Gouda. Nicely browned (my preference), but still moist inside. Ate it with a bit of bread, pretty ideal

[Anonymous No.11024085]

>>11023941
>having a pre-breakfast
>having a sugar-loaded dessert for breakfast
Is this why American's are so fat?

[Anonymous No.11024099]

>>11024085
Cinnamon rolls are healthy, you mong! It's all natural fats and sugar

[Anonymous No.11024123]

>>11024085
Yes, that's one of the reason a lot of Americans, Brits and Mexicans are fat.

[Anonymous No.11024190]

>>11024123
US is fat because they don't know how to control themselves, as long as they make money they don't care about the population, UK followed them

Mexico is fat because of the dominance of transnational food companies that invaded their markets, majority, if not all, from Western countries like US and UK

In short Burgers are a virus to this world and someone has to destroy them.

[Anonymous No.11024206]

>>11023969
This but a homemade glazed oatmeal raisin bar. And hot tea, coffee causes digestive malfunctions, sadly.

[Anonymous No.11024263]

>>11024206
>a homemade glazed oatmeal raisin bar
That sounds tasty af. Care to share a recipe? I've been thinking of a way to make something like this which is grab-and-go breakfast that is also healthy, not a lot of added sugar etc, naturally I don't think I would glaze them but load it up with fruit instead.

[Anonymous No.11024271]

>>11024190
>US is fat because they don't know how to control themselves,

This. 'mericans are generally an entitled, & lazy people.

[Anonymous No.11024327]

>>11023970
you sound like a massive faggot

[Anonymous No.11024448]

I usually go:
>Handful of peanuts or cashews depending on mood and supply
>Glass of water
Then
>Bowl of porridge (half-fat milk) with some combination of bananas/apples/raspberries/strawberries in it
>Glass of orange juice

Unless it's a special occasion and I have guests over, in which case I do a fry up.

[Anonymous No.11024492]

>>11023941
pre-breakfast?
why do you need anything before breakfast?
i sleep before breakfast

[Anonymous No.11024496]

>>11024190
nah, they are fat because they cant cook, so they buy the shitty premade shit loaded with sugar and oil

[Anonymous No.11024536]

>>11024263
Sure. If it's not too much trouble, you could pay me back with a personal favorite recipe of your own.

Bars:
2 sticks room temp or melted butter
1 cup brown sugar
1 cup white sugar
2 eggs
1 tsp vanilla extract
1 & 1/2 cup flour
1 tsp baking soda
3 cups old fashioned rolled oats
1 cup raisins (optional)

Glaze:
5 Tbsp browned butter
1 & 1/2 cup powdered sugar
1 tsp vanilla extract
Enough milk to make it a spreadable glaze (1-3Tbsp or so)

Cream butter and sugar.
Add eggs and vanilla, beat well.
Add remaining ingredients, mix well.
Spread into sheetpan (it will just barely cover a 17x11 sheet pan)
Bake at 350F for 20-25min, until toothpick in center comes out clean.
Spread glaze on immediately after removing from the oven.
Allow to fully cool before slicing.

[Anonymous No.11024538]

>>11024263
>>11024536
Oh also It's not really healthy at all, but I don't have very big breakfasts so it balances out.

[Anonymous No.11024569]

>>11023941
I don't get out of bed until I've had 2-3 mug vodkas.

[Anonymous No.11024706]

>>11023941
>pre-breakfast
>break
>fast

Do you know what breaking your fast means, you fat fuck shill? How do I know you're a shill? You would have called them cinnamon rolls otherwise and posted a recipe, as we're on the fucking cooking boord.

[Anonymous No.11024871]

>>11024706
So I reported OP, for shilling with the brand name "cinnabon", got a warning for false report. I make OC cooking posts, only for them to get buried under a torrent of vegan bait and fast food shills. Can a mod or janitor explain how OP isn't advertising?

Reporting myself to draw attention, because I have no clue how to respond to this retarded warning.

[Anonymous No.11024988]

>>11024871
Lol get dabbed on nerd!

t. OP, /ck/'s official Cinnabon sponsor

[Anonymous No.11025024]

>"cinnabon"
>unidentified sauce

[Anonymous No.11025046]

>>11024871
>reporting a post for using a word that's been trademarked with no proof of dir3ct advertising
>expecting mods to give a shit about that
>meanwhile everyone else is actually discussing breakfast foods and even sharing homemade recipes
>instead of contributing to said discussion you get butthurt about it and start whining about mods, potentially derailing one of the few on-topic threads

You are worse than OP even if OP actually is a shill.

[Anonymous No.11025209]

>>11025046
>unironically defending shills

Get fucked, 4chan is probably getting paid to let these shills do their thing. 50% of this board is fast food shilling and it needs to fucking stop.

I post plenty of recipes in non-shill threads, I normally don't cook an elaborated breakfast, just some eggs on toast. That said, I see a grand total of 1 (one) recipe.

Also, I maintain that pre-breakfast is a retarded concept for lardasses.

[/ck/'s Official Cinnabon Spons(...) No.11025235]

>>11025209
You can stop posting anytime

[Anonymous No.11025254]

never had an original but I have the "kidbits-like" from the Taco Bell

fucking the crack of food

(truth be told, I have never smoked crack, but I have eaten an Hershey's "Krackle" candy bar)

soooo good

[Anonymous No.11025259]

nothing
i eat dinner and drink water

[Anonymous No.11025264]

>>11025235
You can suck my dick. Go make 5 more threads about McDonalds and tendies or whatever inane junk you like to shill while drowning out actual cooking threads.

[/ck/'s Official Cinnabon Spons(...) No.11025265]

>>11025254
I like you anon. You sound cute :3

[Anonymous No.11025268]

Carton of twinkies and a 40

[Anonymous No.11025503]

>>11023941
>dessert for a made up meal that comes before breakfast
do americans really do this?

[Anonymous No.11025630]

>>11023941
A vodka shot and one of those little bar sized cans of Coke and I'm good to go.