toucha my speghet

[Anonymous No.11021551]

Name one fucking sauce thats better.

Thats right, you can't.

[Anonymous No.11021558]

there is, it's called freshly homemade and requires some effort

[Anonymous No.11021564]

>>11021551


try again you fucking ape

[Anonymous No.11021566]

>>11021551
Game over.

[Anonymous No.11021568]

>>11021551
>>11021558
If you're pressed for time or incredibly lazy, you can always buy some jarred sauce and spice it up yourself, too. Jesus OP.

[Anonymous No.11021569]

They all taste the same to me.

[Anonymous No.11021570]

>>11021564
what the fuck is this and how can i get it

[Anonymous No.11021573]

>>11021564
>>11021570

[Anonymous No.11021584]

>>11021573
i mean what is the pie anon

where the fuck do i order such a thing what is it called

[Anonymous No.11022635]

>>11021566
vodka sauce is so fucking good

[Anonymous No.11022639]

>>11021558
i've never made home made tomato sauce or pasta
seems like a massive waste of time when it is easily bought
i really doubt the quality is all that different or discernible

[Anonymous No.11022646]

>>11021558
waste of time. Sure it will taste fresh but honestly the difference is negligible.

[Anonymous No.11022767]

>>11022639
>>11022646
I assume this is all bait, but if you make your own, it has exactly how much of everything you want in it. Hopefully it doesn't end up tasting like sugar like the major brands.

[Anonymous No.11022800]

>>11022639
In flyover food deserts all that you can buy is the kind in the op pic, so making your own is the obvious choice

Also, a lot of people aren't aware that you're allowed to look at ingredients before buying, and then they act shocked when they get home and it's got like a wall of text and there's like fifty unpronounceable chemicals in their neckbeard food, and then all of a sudden everything that was ever inside a glass jar is poison, for some reason

Lastly, it should be pointed out that simmering some tomatoes, garlic, olive oil, and basil in a pan is considered akin to the space program or the manhattan project to the average neckbeard on this website, and they come to /ck/ to seek validation and praise, and to boast of their superiority to buyfag wagies

[Anonymous No.11022811]

>>11021566
Imagine being such a bugman as to buy sauce based on its label stating 100% of profits go to charity
>what are their actual profit margins
>how much do their key players get paid before 'profits'
>to what charities
>is this whole thing just some kind of tax scam

[Anonymous No.11022817]

>>11021558
Fpbp

[Anonymous No.11022864]

>>11022811
>bugman
>Yet there is something big missing about their life, something that can be seen in their face. Something that can be seen the minute you strip away all the consumerist choices and realize, there's nothing else. Their lives are empty, hollow, and all about serving corporations, until they die, and this is seen in their empty insectoid stare that implies they're dead inside, giving them the name bugmen.
So a bugman is a person with financial security and material comforts, who is resented by unemployed rustics because surely you can't just BUY happiness, right?

[Anonymous No.11022896]

>>11022864
You are completely missing the point, and it is ironic that you are mistaking it for anything to do with jealousy over money

[Anonymous No.11022923]

>>11022896
You're not supposed to feed the trolls

[Anonymous No.11022930]

>>11022923
It's basically all I do when visiting /ck/

[Anonymous No.11022945]

>>11021551
Pic related. It's about 90% of the flavor of home made with no extra bullshit sugar. The best part is that a can is usually around a dollar. One of the best kept secrets of the market.

[Anonymous No.11022952]

>>11022945
>with no extra bullshit sugar
that shit literally has high fructose corn syrup in it lol

[Anonymous No.11022963]

>>11022952
Prego has more than double the amount of sugar per serving.

[Anonymous No.11022970]

>>11022811

Newman's Own is actually kind of a unique arrangement where the business is OWNED by the charity. They are the ONLY business allowed to do this in the USA essentially, on hardcoded exceptions in law made for the organization. It is illegal in any other case, because this used to be a popular way to create tax havens.

Newman's Own has donated between 25 million and 30 million to external charities every year without fail.
Buuuuut, I've heard that in the 10 years since Paul Newman died, the CEO of the charity basically stole half of the inheritance made for Newman's family, and closed a shitton of operations within the charity, and did a bunch of other scummy shit.

Until like 2005, the only person making decisions in that charity was Newman himself. After 2005, it became a bigass business charity and who the fuck KNOWS what's happening, because their revenue and earnings aren't public.

[Anonymous No.11022977]

>>11022963
at least it's real sugar and not goyjuice

[Anonymous No.11022985]

>>11021551
>shilling premade crap on a cooking board...
This: >>11021558

[Anonymous No.11023028]

>>11022977
Whatever makes you sleep better at night sweetie. Sugar is fucking sugar as far as your body is concerned.

[Anonymous No.11023643]

>>11022945
Yeah this shit is by and far the best.
It's got great flavor.
It's a sauce and not a chunky watery mess like prego or del monte.
And the garlic and herb works as a great dipping sauce for home made garlic bread.

[Anonymous No.11023766]

>>11023643
youre a man with great taste

[Anonymous No.11025119]

>>11021551
this is the most disgusting piece of shit ever created.
If you have this in your pantry, you need to off yourself or get better taste.
learn to fucking cook.

[Anonymous No.11025500]

>>11022896
What is it then, if not jealously over money? if you swap out phrases like "consumerist mainstream choices" and replace with stuff like "having sex" you basically have the eliot roger manifesto. "Those people who have are not real genuine people, compared to people like me, who have not". And then some implications about how "some day it will be taken away from them by the phony god who doesn't exist, but should"

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bugman

[Anonymous No.11025510]

>>11021564
How do i make this???? It looks god-tier.

[Anonymous No.11027153]

make it yourself. Tomatoes, mushrooms, lots of garlic, three small onions, some herbs, a bay leaf, and time. Make a shitpot in advance for ease of cooking. You can even use a jarred sauce as a base. Sometimes I do when I don't have time

[Anonymous No.11027510]

>>11021551
all these fucking "tomato sauces" should be called ketchup sauces because they're just as sweet.

[Anonymous No.11027514]

>>11027510
Ketchup has two to four times the sugar of these sauces per serving, Dr Assclown.

[Anonymous No.11027519]

>>11027514
so lite ketchup with garlic powder

[Anonymous No.11027880]

>>11021551
even costco store brand blows that sugary mess out the water
enjoy your corn syrup sauce

[Anonymous No.11027899]

Why would anyone buy pasta sauce? That's like buying salad dressing. It's one of the easiest things to make and it's always better than store bought

[Anonymous No.11027901]

>>11021551
Mine