/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11021449]

What are the best foods to eat while high?

[Anonymous No.11021456]

>>11021449
I've never been high, but cheese is the ultimate snack food, so I would imagine it would best for when you have marijuana induced munchies.

[Anonymous No.11021484]

>>11021456
/thread

[Anonymous No.11021485]

>>11021449
pizza or taco bell

[Anonymous No.11021490]

>>11021449
chinese for some reason is always the go to in the stoner circles ive been in

[Anonymous No.11021493]

In my experience weed elevates all your senses so anything you really like sober you’ll love high. Too bad I can’t smoke anymore. Makes me all paranoid. Have fun OP.

[Anonymous No.11021504]

Double Quarter Pounder, dipped in McDonald's sweet and sour sauce. Art Bell on the radio.

[Anonymous No.11021512]

Taquitos

[Anonymous No.11021519]

eating while high ruins the high

[Anonymous No.11021523]

>>11021519
True, thats why you eat right before bed.

[Anonymous No.11021526]

>>11021519
Does it really?

[Anonymous No.11021528]

>>11021526
kind of like when you eat food when drunk, anon

[Anonymous No.11021530]

>>11021512
holy shit based

[Anonymous No.11021544]

>>11021449
Ate a couple of these on Friday after a bowl and a few beers. It was almost a magical experience.

[Anonymous No.11021550]

>>11021449
Moist desserts. Lemon bars, brownies, banana bread, oatmeal chocolate chip cookies, etc.

[Anonymous No.11021553]

>>11021449
Buck shot.

[Anonymous No.11021562]

[Anonymous No.11021603]

>>11021449
navel oranges, or chilled citrus fruit in general. hell even a glass of not from concentrate orange juice

[Anonymous No.11021607]

>>11021449
Some grapes, watermelon, maybe a lemonade. Or coke bottle gummies, a everything bagel with turkey cream cheese sprouts and 'vark sauce.

[Anonymous No.11021628]

The consumption of marijuana is directly related to mental illness. It is absolutely vile and degenerate to use drugs let alone a drug that enables the sick.

[Anonymous No.11021651]

>>11021628
>The consumption of marijuana is directly related to mental illness. It is absolutely vile and degenerate to use drugs let alone a drug that enables the sick.

And a tip of the fedora to you good sir

[Anonymous No.11021652]

>>11021449
laxatives

[Anonymous No.11021680]

>>11021628
Very red pilled

[Anonymous No.11021690]

Grilled cheese sandwich with Vegemite

[Anonymous No.11021918]

Bacon
Lettuce
Tomato

Sandwhich

[Anonymous No.11021926]

>>11021628
It correlates statistically with mental illness, but the appeal of self-medication to those with pre-existing mental illness is as likely an explanation as any causative effect.

[Anonymous No.11021984]

more brownies xDDDD

[Anonymous No.11022045]

>tfw last time i got high i got such a bad panic attack i almost cried in my bed

[Anonymous No.11022056]

>>11021512
Bro, I'm literally eating this right now while stoned out my mind. U just blew my mind.

DUDEWEE

[Anonymous No.11022390]

>>11021628
You’re probably an angry drunk.
>>11021519
Eating while high can enhance the eating experience, though. I like barbecue and carrot juice.

[Anonymous No.11022524]

>>11021926
Keep telling yourself that.

[Anonymous No.11022526]

>>11022045
Weed is just not worth it. I had a good experience maybe 20% of the time.

[Anonymous No.11022587]

red doritos

[Anonymous No.11022678]

>>11021449
Smoking is degenerate.

Just KYS.

[Anonymous No.11022746]

I like to masturbate when im high
>tfw never had a gf

[Anonymous No.11022762]

>>11022746
>he thinks having a gf makes you stop masturbating
Stop listening to women on the internet and virgin LARPers pretending they've had a girlfriend

[Anonymous No.11022880]

>>11022762
I just want to know what it feels like to put my benis in a vagina while high

[Anonymous No.11022890]

>>11021493
Have you tried nibbeling on some black peper? It really helps me. Not very tasty though.

[Anonymous No.11022900]

>>11021449
Just do more to feel higher

[Anonymous No.11022903]

>>11021562
Yesss.

[Anonymous No.11022932]

>>11021449
a bullet, you fucking degenerate

[Anonymous No.11022944]

>>11021628
>>11022678
>>11022932
Based and redpilled

[Anonymous No.11022962]

A big ol' serving of chicken alfredo with spinach and broccoli. Especially if you've got some real spice in there with cayenne or top with red pepper flakes. Manna from heaven my dude.

[Anonymous No.11023021]

>>11022944
Absolute cringepilled

[Anonymous No.11023027]

I really liked frozen berries mixed with plain yoghurt, no added sugar

[Anonymous No.11023137]

>>11022944

[Anonymous No.11023207]

>>11021926
And correlation = causation

[Anonymous No.11023231]

>good morning /ck/
>oh wow someone made a weed thread
>i have never smoked weed and got my biases from middle school videos a literal police officer presented to us during the american war on drugs
>i must enlighten these ADDICTS with my intellect about a drug i have never done
>i clearly hate being in this thread but I have to stay
>it’s for their own good
>i must spread the salvation of our lord god almighty

For some reason I thought /ck/ would be better about weed threads.
Daily reminder the 2016 election brought in a wave of 15 year old southern baptists

[Anonymous No.11023306]

>>11021562
The cheddar caramel flavor is much better

[Anonymous No.11023309]

>>11023231
This thread has been very civil, except for you

[Anonymous No.11023319]

>>11023207
In the studies I saw, they adjusted for that. Yes, it can cause (yes CAUSE) psychosis in some. In higher concentrations, it can cause (yes CAUSE) other conditions associated with negative life outcomes like lower income etc

[Anonymous No.11023328]

>>11021449
I had an otherworldy experience with dry roasted almonds. Could feel each shard gently poking at my gums and mouthparts. It felt more pleasant than it sounds.

[Anonymous No.11023386]

>>11021519
Them smoke more

[Anonymous No.11023428]

>sautéed chicken breast, cut into cubes
>crispy bacon cut into bits
>pepper jack cheese
>ranch dressing
>flour tortilla
>cook in cast iron skillet with oil
Best quesadilla you’ll have in your life, brehs.

[Anonymous No.11023437]

>>11021504
Art bell died lol

[Anonymous No.11023438]

>>11023231
You have to admit that even tho those fags sound pretentious they're all saying the truth
Weed fucks with you, no less than masturbation or alcohol
I wish I could go back and never try it, but I've solidified the path I'm on

[Anonymous No.11023448]

>>11021628
This is is so epic and redpilled

[Anonymous No.11023453]

>>11023428
I really love just a simple cheese quesadilla when I’m stoned. Lots of cheese, lots of garlic powder, fried in so much butter that it’s almost deep fried. Hit it with salt and chili powder out of the pan, serve with sour cream, hot sauce and probably a few shots on tequila in the kitchen while I’m cookin it.

[Anonymous No.11023474]

>>11023319
So your "studies" were the basis of the 1930's govt. propaganda film, "Reefer Madness?" Mkay, sweatie.

[Anonymous No.11023506]

>>11021449
A bullet

[Anonymous No.11023519]

>>11022524

>people who are fucked up mentally dont use drugs to self-medicate

HMM wow, weird that we see prevalence of drug use going hand in hand with mental illness.

For example, i was fucked up in the head a long time before using drugs. Tourrettes/ADD/depression never-reproducing-race checking in.

[Anonymous No.11023691]

>>11023319
Are you telling me abusing a substance is bad? Someone give this man a phd

[Anonymous No.11024241]

>>11021449
dude weed lmao

[Anonymous No.11024481]

>>11021449
A bullet you filthy degenerate

[Anonymous No.11024487]

>>11023448
Shut the fuck up you stupid crook.

[Anonymous No.11025141]

>all these angry drunks spouting off "DUDE LMAO WEED"
you can tell how sad and depressed they are that alck threads aren't allowed here anymore topkek

[Anonymous No.11026150]

>>11021628
Holy mother of BASED!

[Anonymous No.11026160]

>>11021449
>what's the best food to eat when you're hungry.
This is the question you're asking.
This has to be one of the dumbest recurring threads we have.

[Anonymous No.11026653]

>>11022880
Too good, then you worry about pre-mature ejaculation and then you lose your boner. Then you get your head back in the game and it's great again.

Eat fruit. It's hydrating and sweet, and won't make you feel shitty later like a fast food binge will. It's very aesthetically pleasing too with little clean up for your couch-bound ass.

[Anonymous No.11026680]

Fiber One bars.

[Anonymous No.11026710]

Cheese topped bagel, filled with bacon, tomato, feta, and fried with some lime juice and topped with an egg. Just made after the death

The best munchies are the ones you make yourself

[Anonymous No.11026802]

>>11021449
Human flesh with a side of soy sauce.

[Anonymous No.11026977]

>>11021449
Peanut butter and banana sandwiches while stoned are better than any dessert on the planet

[Anonymous No.11026996]

>>11021449
a bullet you filthy degenerate

[Anonymous No.11027176]

Had a taco bowl recently at a local Mexican place that was fucking amazing. Favorite thing to drink while stoned is a Dr. Pepper Icee.

[Anonymous No.11027201]

>>11021484
>>11021456
Completely wrong-
The best thing to do while high is throw together whatever tastes good into one big ass dish. Chips- salsa- chili- nacho cheese whatever and then scarf it down at 3am

[Anonymous No.11027274]

>>11027201
This.
I've been steadily losing weight for 2 years now (about the same time since I started smoking weed) and I'm pretty sure that I'd be a real sticc if it wasn't for the munchies.

[Anonymous No.11027286]

Eat the reality that you are going no where with your life

[Anonymous No.11027293]

>>11027286
What a dweeb

[Anonymous No.11027693]

>>11021628
posting on 4chan is also related to mental illness there bud so you might as well blazz it up with us

[Anonymous No.11027786]

>wake up
>remember weed is still illegal where I live

[Anonymous No.11027946]

when im high on heroin/methamphetamine i usually take a bite out of my girlfriend
But when im smoking pcp i like poutine

[Anonymous No.11028109]

>>11021628
Must feel real edgy to be on the wrong side of history entirely. Even the genx and boomer maga mouthbreathers in the south smoke weed, let alone millennials. The evangelical christcucks don't do it openly, but they go behind their cucksheds and light up while self flagellating with a rawhide whip.

[Anonymous No.11028155]

>>11027274

I've never been leaner and better looking than the summer I just lifted, smoked weed and ate pizza. Doubt I could pull that off anymore, age works in a brutal way and weed only makes me paranoid and nauseous nowadays.

[Anonymous No.11028173]

>>11022890

Not him, but I'm not gonna risk actual psychosis for a potentially just mildly inconvenient high and the taste of dick all the time. There is a time for everything, and a season for every activity under the heavens and the weed train left me at the station a few years ago.

[Anonymous No.11028187]

>>11021628
>>11028109

I don't know which of these tips fedora the hardest, but we're quickly approaching the event horizon of tipping.

[Anonymous No.11028204]

DUDE WEED LMAO

[Anonymous No.11028229]

>>11028173
>Not him, but I'm not gonna risk actual psychosis

You realize that "risk" is incredibly low, right? I mean like getting-struck-by-lightning low. And it only applies to people who are already predisposed. Of all the concerns one might have about using cannabis you went and picked the strangest one by far.

Does the risk of death by electrocution worry you every time you use an electronic device too?
Do you worry about building collapses when you are indoors?

[Anonymous No.11028261]

>>11028229

I suffered a psychosis before having smoked once in my lifetime and the smoking experiences kept getting more and more uncomfortable every time after a honeymoon phase and years of weekly smoking. Even if I wasn't predisposed, I'd have quit because it became mostly a waste of money and time.

[Anonymous No.11028287]

Froot mah dude. Berries and granola with some yogurt. Frozen grapes. Watermelon with a bit of salt and lime.

[Anonymous No.11028291]

>>11028261
That's great. Confirmed one anonymous person

[Anonymous No.11028314]

>>11023306
I respectfully disagree. I would scarf the big bag of white cheddar down. I don't like salted caramel, though

[Anonymous No.11028344]

>>11021449
Cheese and crackers

[/ck/'s Official Cinnabon Spons(...) No.11028419]

>>11021449
I usually eat Cinnabons™ when I'm snorting coke and rocking out to Linkin Park

[Anonymous No.11028436]

>>11028229
Tons of people get psychosis from weed lil I did, my friend did, generally that's what a bad weed high is like. But after you have one if you wait a year and sort your shit out and take it in smaller doses you can smoke again and be fine

[Anonymous No.11028439]

>>11028173
>missing out on one of the best drugs of all time because you had a bad anxiety fueled high. You gotta overcome that shit dawg it's worth it.

[Anonymous No.11028444]

>>11028436
>tons of people

[Anonymous No.11028462]

>>11028155
That thing reminds me of an ex-gf.

[Anonymous No.11028463]

>smoking w**d in current year

[Anonymous No.11028475]

>>11028463
Why not? Friends and I smoked tons when we were in school and now we're all either medical doctors, DDSs, lawyers, or engineers. You're an idiot if you think some year makes a difference and is an excuse for your problems.

[Anonymous No.11028482]

>>11028463
Another funny thing is a friend who dropped tons of tabs of acid back when acid was really LSD got a perfect score on his SAT and could write it own ticket after that. Stuff that in your "w**d current year" pipe.

[Anonymous No.11028492]

>>11028436
A "bad weed high" is nothing whatsoever like actual psychosis anon. If you or your friend "got psychosis" you'd be in a mental institution right now, not posting online.

[Anonymous No.11028511]

>>11028492
The only people who get some kind of mental problems from weed either aren't smoking proper weed or are simply mental midgets or some combination of the two.

[Anonymous No.11028518]

>>11028492
>>11028511
That or maybe they let government propaganda go to their little midget heads.

[Anonymous No.11029747]

These are my bane, i'll pack down two boxes if im banging hard on wax and near the krogers. fuck i wish i had one of these near me.

[Anonymous No.11029760]

>>11023437
Reruns breh. And show some respect for a great American hero.

[Anonymous No.11029843]

>take nearly 400ug acid
>intense but fun, like a horror movie
>eat a quarter ounce of potent shrooms
>scary but fun, like being chased by a homeless guy for a couple more blocks than you thought he could run
>take a medium sized dab by stoner standards
>curl up in bed on the verge of tears, convinced i’m going to die, horrified that everyone i know and love will die one day and we will never come back
why?

[Anonymous No.11029857]

>>11029843
Your dealer spiked it.

[Anonymous No.11029863]

>>11029857
nope, it was shatter straight from the dispensary, dabbed it out of a pen

[Anonymous No.11029899]

Carbs for sure my dude

Knowing how to make literally any pasta dish is amazing.

[Anonymous No.11029904]

>>11029863
I see. I used to to alot of hash and it was like a slow motion gentle haze, never any fear. One time I smoked out of an improvised bong, using a wrench socket as a bowl and had a freakout, hearing music that wasn't there and such. But I think there was oil or some cantaminent on the socket that caused that.

[Anonymous No.11029988]

>>11029843
Marijuana increase paranoia in many people. Funnily enough
>curl up in bed on the verge of tears, convinced i’m going to die, horrified that everyone i know and love will die one day and we will never come back
is pretty rational. For that, all I can say is no one really knows what happens when we die.
>>11021449
I never really go the munchies when I smoked. I like fruit though, and maybe a good cheeseburger. I can't smoke anymore though. FeelsSoberMan. I got fat after quitting smoking the reefer; it was a pretty good appetite suppressant for me.

[Anonymous No.11030070]

LOADED
BAKED
POTATO

[Anonymous No.11031003]

Gimme gimme varky cummies
Be they spicy or very nummies.
Spend my hard-earned good-hubby points,
on hipster Portland hot sauce joints.
Wifey's bull lifts me to the car,
To find me varkies near and far.

[Anonymous No.11031026]

>>11021526
It makes you a little more sober. That’s why when I’m too high or need to sober up quick I eat.

Also I’m a fatty so I like food.

[Anonymous No.11031225]

>>11021603
Holy shit yes, I have some mouth puckering mandarins that grow in winter (I'm in Arizona) and they get chilled from the cold and just are so refreshing.