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11020060 No.11020060 [Reply] [Original]

>Just gonna grab a fry real quick bro. How much do I owe you?

Answer?

>> No.11020061

a blowjob

>> No.11020069

>>11020061
Ok kevin bacon

>> No.11020070

>>11020060
>stops chewing
>face goes slack
>give him my most hollow reptilian stare
>slowly turn head away
>fix gaze at nothing
>continue chewing

>> No.11020079
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11020079

>jus gonna put a few more fries on your plate bro

>> No.11020123

The virgin
>Just gonna grab a fry real quick bro.

vs

The Chad
>Want some of my fries, bro?

>> No.11020133

A million doll hairs. And yes I want actual doll hairs. If you try to give me a million dollars I will refuse it.

>> No.11020164
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>>11020060
I'll just hand him the rest and buy some more later. Unless it's the only thing I'm eating, it's not really going to phase me.

>> No.11020192

Don't worry about it bro, I'd buy you your own fries as I'm sure you would me if I asked, I'm not worried about a couple.

>> No.11020447

Your money or your life

>> No.11020470

>>11020060
everything

>> No.11020491
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11020491

I want to be able to hold your hand while we walk out and to not be ashamed uwu

>> No.11021046

>>11020061
fpbp

>> No.11022959

>>11020060
>real quick
Why do people use this useless phrase in virtually ever situation like it even means anything? You can grab it real slow too for all I care.

>> No.11022971

>>11020491
C-cute!

>> No.11022976

>>11020060
$300

>> No.11022989

>>11020133
they're not worth nothing

>> No.11022999

>>11020060
Nothing. I always offer to share my food with people.

>> No.11023009

>>11020060
$12.99 plus tax plus tip

>> No.11023019

Sometimes I think we should really charge for everything, even when it's our friends. It would even out anyway with most people and it would makes things a bit more transparent.

>> No.11023031

>>11020060
>that fat fuck who would take shit from your plate without even asking and then acted surprised when you asked him to stop
>he would then crush your hand if you tried to do the same to him
Fuck you, Pablo, you fat twat.

>> No.11023050

>>11023019
>autist who tries to quantify every human interaction

>> No.11023060

>>11023050
This. Just dgaf.

>> No.11023065

>>11020060
>fast good gets it for 10 cents a pound
>sells me ~.28 pounds for $1.79
You owe me 71 cents because I'm not taking the stiff one from both ends

>> No.11023080

>>11020060
BRO, Your keto diet!

>> No.11023163

>>11020079
That is the move of a true bro.

>> No.11023173

My actual friends actually pool the money and we buy a giant order of fries to share amongst the 3 of us

>> No.11023205
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>>11020060
>not just feeding them the fries as they drive you home
Do you even know what it means to be a bro?

>> No.11023217

>>11020061
eff
pee
bee
pee

>> No.11023235

>>11022959
>You can grab it real slow too for all I care.
So what if you want to grab one too? Now you have to wait for him to finish grabbing his one.

>> No.11023257

>>11023235
We just eat it at the same time from both ends, lady and the trump style

>> No.11023266

>>11020060
get your own god damn fries.

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>>11023257
Go on

>> No.11023323

>>11023270
then we bang

>> No.11023349
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>>11023323

>> No.11023400

>Asking questions you can only turn in your favor either way
>"How much do I owe you?"
>"It's fine"
>"Thanks bro!"

>"How much do I owe you?"
>"Keep your hands to yourself" or "[any amount but 0]"
>"Weeeoow soooo sorryyy bro I don't want any, stingy much? Money problems? Haha it's fine tho"

God forbid you don't want people to touch your food without even asking the otherwise normal question "hey could I have one?". "How much do I owe?" is such passive aggressive bullshit line to say.

>> No.11023407

>>11020060
do not touch my food. Show some respect or I will go out of my way to show you why you should. Learn, or learn to not be around me. I ordered fries. I did not order any of your bullshit.

>> No.11024444

>>11023349
I see you AND I hear you....sneaky snake

>> No.11024533
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>>11020123
This. Fries are supposed to be shared.