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and I swear this shit will....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHbajQ8U8Fw

>> No.11019451

>>11019446
Revel in awe, as this stupid bitch proceeds to cross-contaminate everything in her goddamn kitchen.
Truly the Hero that /ck/ deserves.

>> No.11019457

F

>> No.11019467

>peppericka

>> No.11019469

>>11019451
but muh immune system

>> No.11019472

>>11019467
That's just for color.

>> No.11019474

>>11019446
what's wrong? I don't see a problem with what she's doing

>> No.11019481

>>11019451
just wash the the area dummy

>> No.11019487

>>11019451
t. AIDS ridden fag with a weak immune system

>> No.11019489

>>11019474
If you keep your sink clean and you cook the chicken afterwards there is no problem.
I would use a bowl for something like that myself but if I buy a whole chicken at the store I'll gladly dump that fellow into the sink and give it a rinse before taking it apart.
My sink is wiped with bleach both before and after that. I don't know what Fee did with hers.
Again, though; you're going to cook that chicken afterwards, right?

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11019490

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnIMCpevwTs

More people, more soups.
Right.
Now get dat like dat dere.

>> No.11019507

>>11019469
>>11019474
>>11019481
>>11019487
1. she didn't fucking wash the sink, or her hands, she just ran the water a little and then rubbed raw chicken juice all over the towel.
2. she gets raw chicken juice all over the outside of the bag, then put the bag in the freezer.
Salmonella can survive in your freezer.
>brainlets, brainlets everywhere.

>> No.11019513

>>11019446
>>11019490
You don't get to hate on Fee on this board, mate.
She's being economical and taking care of her family. Go rag on the ones who feed their kids on bags of potato chips and KFC instead.

>> No.11019528

>>11019490
>using metal utensils on what I'm assuming is a non stick pan

fuck I can't.

>> No.11019532

>>11019507
cringepost

>> No.11019542
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11019542

>just found out Auntie Fee died
F

>> No.11019547

>>11019507
Boo hoo, muh salmonella.
I've been eating raw eggs every week for the last 25 years. After I take apart a raw chicken and salt the pieces I lick my fingers.
You don't automatically get salmonella from touching raw chicken, you paranoid faggot.
>hurr it can survive in the freezer
Yeah, we all know that, retard. Otherwise there'd be no need to worry about the FROZEN CHICKEN she bought in the first place. Maybe she bags all the other shit in her freezer instead of tossing it on top of a bag of seasoned chicken. Fucking idiot. Do you scrape the ice off the inside of your freezer and put it in your Virgin Shirley Temple? Fuck off.
You think the outside of the bag, coming straight from the store, is fucking sterile? I bet you wouldn't have a problem throwing it in the freezer like that, fuckstick.

And you obviously don't know what she did with that sink before or after seasoning her chicken in it. You're a whiny cunt either way.

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11019555

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVYK2s9-GPw
Da bitches stay witchu!

Literally shrimp ramen, fried in oil, topped with cheese and pepperoni, put on a heavily buttered tortilla.
>for the kids

I wonder what the adults eat?

>> No.11019575

>>11019547
>This guy is obviously Tavis.
>brainlet.jpg

>> No.11019586
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11019586

But fifteen hundred is same as what....
Five thousand.
>You say fifteen hundred is same as f...
No! Twenty-five hundred and twenty-five hundred is what... Fifteen hundred.
>Correct.
Okay!

And motherfuckas gon talk about, I can't count and shit.

>> No.11019593

>>11019575
>comes to /ck/ and talks shit about Fee
>gets told
>hurr, you must be the negro from the video

Shouldn't you be on /pol/ crying about those mean tweets that tiny Asian lady posted?

>> No.11019604

Reminder that the CDC put out a statement saying the kitchen sink is the most bacteria-infested area of any household. Even more than the toilet. That's right. Not even bacteria want your butt num nums

>> No.11019607

>>11019604
who cares

>> No.11019611

>>11019607
People who don't want to die of salomela care. And they don't care about you. Go get you sum salomela, cuz

>> No.11019615
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11019615

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yR_9lFQGQtE
While the Hero Auntie Fee is cooking some freshwater prawns that she refers to as shrimp, the following dialogue occurs:

You know what these babe look like, right?
>What dey look like?
Uterus!
>Uterus..
Yea!
>Dese do not look like no uterus.

This is what OCD and smoking crack combined looks like, folks.

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>>11019593
>gets told.
Lollerskates my dude. You must be exceptionally stupid to think you made a coherent point to me when you type words in CAPITAL LETTERS.

>> No.11019628

RIP Auntie Fee

anyone hating on FeeDawg is a POS, she just wanted to cook somethin for da kids :(

https://youtu.be/t5LU7nTGFKw

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>>11019628
You posted video of her funeral? Goddamn.
Nigga thats rough.

>> No.11019655

>>11019628
told you bout dat dem dere salomela, dawg

>> No.11019658

Oh shit! This crazy bitch was on Jimmy Kimmel, Steve Harvey, and TMZ.
>what a star!

>> No.11019670

>>11019658
kimmel always drudges the trough for human refuse to put them on national television for everyone to laugh at

>> No.11019672

>>11019638
They livestreamed it on Facebook

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yR_9lFQGQtE
Ooooh boy, this one has all the gems.
She's shouting camera directions like a third world dictator, eating 20$/lb seafood and free hand-out bread off a styrofoam plate.

>> No.11019684

Stupid fucking sheboon

>> No.11019689

>>11019684
Hey now! She is just feedin' dem keeeeds. Shit! Goddamnit, muthafucka!

>> No.11019690

She looks trans

>> No.11019693

>>11019542
AW FUCK

>> No.11019711
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11019711

>that newbie tard who only just discovered Auntie Fee and assumes /ck/ hates her

>> No.11019721

>>11019683
>Staying true to form, the Hero Auntie Fee handles raw seafood and then proceeds to touch 10 other objects in the kitchen without ever washing her hands.
>Truly our greatest treasure.

>> No.11019729

>>11019711
We hate all darkies

>> No.11019730

>>11019711
Neither a newbie, or a tard, or assuming /ck/ hates her.
I am merely admiring one of the greatest chefs of the 21st century.
What's so hard to understand about that mah chile?

>> No.11019735

>>11019711
hate the (kitchen) sin, not the (kitchen) sinner

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11019748

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmTbM-uogIU
Now...
....
Stop fucking playin okay?
We ain't did a video in a long time, okay?
So don't start with dem fuckin playin and shit, okay.
>the first 15 seconds of the video from a master cinematographer.

What is making my soul churn most, is that she uses the exact same seasoning on fucking everything she cooks.

Is this a poor person thing, a dumb person thing, or a black person thing? I can't decide.

>> No.11019751

>>11019604
There was a similar study done in I think Germany. A kitchen sponge, even after being used with soap and hot water, carries more pathogens than a public toilet seat.

>> No.11019758
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>>11019751
OP iz me shawty.
>I'm a microbiologist.
>public bathroom sinks are usually dirtier than the toilets, in terms of viable cell counts.
>toilet probably has more pathogens tho, on average.

>> No.11019760

>>11019748
black people put seasoning salt mix on everything. das da flava that white people lack. premade seasoning salt.

>> No.11019772

>>11019748
Our Hero again handles raw meat, then touches several other items in the kitchen.
>2:36
HOLY FUCK SHES WASHING HER HAN... nope just ran water on them and then started rummaging through the fridge.

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11019784

>I will take to heart, and forever remember, these words of golden wisdom.

Don't pour no water on ya shit!

>Well said, Auntie Fee, well said.

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11019796

>>11019784
>Oh shit!

Needs more pap uh reeka.
>cue dubstep noise

>> No.11019834

>>11019446
>Finna show ya

man i thought this was just a meme.

>> No.11019839

>>11019834
Sumpin' sweet fo dah keeeeeeds?

>> No.11019842
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11019842

>these are the people who say wipipo cant cook

>> No.11019850

>>11019842
>wipipo
Lol. that was exactly the correct spelling.

>> No.11019898

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OktIBdPNIM4
Auntie Fee's Patrom Kool Aid
>patrom

In this vid we get to view Asia / Ayesha (apparently changes depending on the alignment of some cosmic forces)
She is certainly not a stereotypical Strong Black Woman™

Auntie Fee makes her legendary Kool Aid.
She cooks it.
>No, really.
LITERALLY DUMPS 6-8 cups of fucking sugar into hot water to get a super-saturated solution.
Because cold water can't handle Auntie Fee's badass cooking.

We also get a glimpse into the inner workings of Auntie Fee. When she tries to stop smoking, she cries and shits on herself and considers suicide.
Truly the Hero /ck/ deserves.

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11019906

>>11019898
Oh shit, forgot the visual legendaryness.

>> No.11019935

>>11019906
Look. Looka dis. See dis? See das broke?
>mmhmmm
Do you know das broke for a reason?
>no
Hah?
>no
Okay, Its broke for a reason. For, when, I put it in da refrigerator, no air won't, it won't build up air in there.
Cuz if the air build up so good, you won't be able to get no shit outta here.

>Our hero attempting to explain vacuum pressure. Such pearls of wisdom, my cup runneth over.

>> No.11019973

>>11019898
the craziest part of all this is that the people recording EAT HER FOOD and LIKE IT

>> No.11020007

>>11019446
That was so fucking entertaining.
I'd trust her with my life.

>> No.11020010

>>11020007
You're now haunted.
Good job.

>> No.11020015

>>11019451
Shut the fuck up faggot

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11020021

I was stumped on which to watch next, then I spied this little nugget.
>Dis gon be good.

>> No.11020042

>>11020015
I would prefer to not obsequiously acquiesce to your puerile entreatment, my fellow.

>> No.11020057

>>11019507
The sink was fully fucking clean you goddamn mongoloid

>> No.11020065

>>11019628
would have been pretty fucking funny if she died after eating something she cooked

>> No.11020076

>>11020057
Here, I made some chicken for you!
Yeah it went down the drain, so muthafucking what!? Eat it, Bitch!
Fuck you! Shit!
Dere you go baybie.

>> No.11020077

>>11019451
I love auntie fee, you fuck off

>> No.11020084

>>11020077
I'd tell you to make me, but you must be weakened from eating Auntie Fee's contaminated garbage food, and I'm no poor sport.

>> No.11020092
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11020092

Our hero, heroically an-hero-ing herself.
Wonder why she died of a heart attack at 59?

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>>11020021
Mmmmmmm.
Imitation crabmeat and frozen veg fried in a pan.
Momma Mia dat looksa so ah tastyah.
>kisses circled fingers.
My compliments to the chef.

>> No.11020132

People trolling her, asking her to make kool aid, or something with cheetos.
The dumb bitch is too ignorant to tell its racist trolling, and proceeds to do exactly what they requested.
My gawd. People like this have kids? That's sad.

>> No.11020139

>>11019446
>itt: alt-right gets buttblasted because a retarded black youtuber cooks better than a retarded white Jack, "le stroke" Sculpini.
Proof IQ is a meme.

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11020145

>>11020132
The baby, operating only on instinct, is smart enough not to eat garbage made by this deranged hoodrat. They start off fine. It's the adults who perpetuate the ignorance.

>> No.11020152

>>11020139
Nah, I vote blue.
But that doesn't conform to your prejudices, so wat do?
IQ is only a meme to people on the left side of the IQ bell curve.
The intelligentsia can only watch your antics in quiet shame because the stupid outnumber us.

>> No.11020168

she died because she pretty much ate like jack

>> No.11020226
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11020226

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztG4IJyGSTw
Auntie Fee's Spinach Sandwich
>Oh Fuck! I knew I could find her making something healthy.
>here we go.

Bitch puts LITERALLY a half cup of butter mixed with parmesan, on one sandwich. Then fries it.
Tavis: It isn't healthy at all
Fee: Nigga! It eez. Fuck!
>later
F:Pepsi will stop a stroke!
T: The Pepsi will stop a stroke.........
F: Pepsi will stop a stroke! It'll stop anythang. Pepsi is like, uh, calm you down.

Guess you were wrong Antie Fee. RIP.

>> No.11020255

>>11020226
I can't decide what's worse:
Her aggressive ignorance
>or
Her ignorant aggression.

I pity her keedz. They have no chance in life.

>> No.11020268

>>11020139
I'm probably what you would consider alt right and I love Auntie Fee, her death actually got me pretty emotional. Kill yourself faggot, TRUMP 2020.

>> No.11020291

>>11020268
You're alt-right, but I'M the faggot?
I just spit out food laughing at this.
You owe me 1 bite of pork ribs.

>> No.11020298

>>11020255
I'm sensing a theme in her videos.
Whenever anyone DARES to ask her a question, or point out that what she just said was pure retardation..
She instantly chimps out and yells profanities at them.
>almost like I've seen this somewhere before.....

>> No.11020320

>>11019593
Not everything is about /pol/ m8. you people are crazier than them honestly

>> No.11020349

>>11020291
I said "You'd consider me alt right", because you're a retarded lefty with a list of buzzwords for people you don't agree with. Yes you are a faggot,, please go back to le rebbit, this is not your safespace.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4f1qSyd2io

Comes up often enough in her videos that I decided to see her crafting the EPIC chicken salad.
Its fucking boiled chicken breast, ground to shit in a food processor, with "seasoned" salt, garlic salt, and black pepper, Shitloads of salt mind you. Then she ads "seasoning" and never even fucking says what it is.
>its green onion and celery ground to shit in a food processor, I saw it on accident in one of her other videos.
Then fucktons of mayonnaise.
Tavis won't even eat the shit lol.
The dumb bitch tries selling it to people, I don't know if its at a farmer's market, or just on the side of the road like a true retard.
She mentions that people wouldn't buy it because Tavis won't eat it.
>lel
What fucking garbage. And the delusional woman thinks she's Jacques Pépin.
>More misery for my soul, please.

>> No.11020361

I fucking hate uppity sheboons

>> No.11020362

>>11020349
>Now he thinks he gets to dictate what I think.
>The absolute state of stupid+conservative.
>You want "small government" but in practice are actually closet fascists.

>> No.11020367

>>11020349
>accuses me of buzzword-ing
>proceeds to spout buzzword memes.
*golf clap*

>> No.11020381

If its clean who cares

>> No.11020386

>>11020381
>niggers
>clean

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11020388

>>11020362
>>11020367
this isn't r/4chan you faggots

>> No.11020396

>>11020386
Hey now. This isn't about racism.
It's watching a wholesome matriarch, beloved of /ck/, making sumpin' sweet fo dah keedz.
I'll thank you to watch your tongue in my thread, or you will be shown the door good sir.

>> No.11020402

>>11020388
>He knows that r/4chan is a thing
You just outed yourself redditor.
Get the fuck out of here.

>> No.11020413

>>11020402
youre trying too hard man, nobody's buying it, go back

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Cutting
Directly
On
The
Counter-top
>with a serrated knife
>The fucking horror.

>> No.11020435

>>11020428
She literally just advised the viewer to:
>Find them a crackhead, so you can get a food processor on the low-low.
Fuck me.

Find you a crackhead to replace your countertops with hundreds of score marks on them.

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11020456

We makin' salmon croquettes.
>with canned mackerel.

>salmon
>mackerel
Yup. I've had enough. I can feel my brain rebelling.

>> No.11020468

R.I.P. Auntie Fee.
You were aggressively ignorant before your time.
*wipes tears*
>Seasonin'
>Fo dah keedz.
>Finna sho ya.
Good-night, sweet princess.

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11020507

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5Rv7Z1O-u0

>> No.11020521

>>11019446
You know one of the main things that bothers me about blacks is they try to claim they make the best chicken

>I'm tired of this fucking meme

>> No.11020539

>>11020386
>>11020521

back

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>>11019555
>shrimp ramen, fried in oil, topped with cheese and pepperoni, put on a heavily buttered tortilla.

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>>11019446
>preparing chicken in a fucking sink
>a wing keeps on getting in the drain
This is how you make yourself sick. I couldn't even watch the whole thing, that was horrifying.
I mean, the fucking DRAIN. there is bacteria, mold, mildew, flies, and all sorts of gross shit in a drain.

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>>11019611
>People who don't want to die of salomela care.

>> No.11020578

>>11019628
>O'Dell
Didn't know she was Irish.

>> No.11020593

>>11020570
I know. See all the retards in here vehemently arguing that its okay? Imagine being that fucked in the head.

>> No.11020599

>>11019748
>Is this a poor person thing, a dumb person thing, or a black person thing?
Yes.

>> No.11020611

>>11019542
Just found out too, massive heart attack and only 59
FFFF

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>I couldn't stop.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVHuzv66Qbs

Tavis look, here da french toast here
>dat is not no french toast.
...........Well I don't know what the fuck ya wanna call it den cuz its french toast.

Literally whole milk, ~1Tbs cinnamon, 1/2c sugar mixed, dipped a piece of hawaiian bread in and then fried it in butter.
Bitch can't afford eggs?
>mmmm crispy on the outside, soggy in the middle.

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>>11020612
BUY A FUCKING CUTTING BOARD!

>> No.11020621

Rip, Auntie Fee.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVHuzv66Qbs

You know when you need uh aw-derb or sumpthin?

Ghetto black people pronouncing French. My sides have left the Oort cloud.

>> No.11020631

>>11020291
>whiteknighting for leftists
>not a giant faggot
Choose one, Stephan.

>> No.11020641

>>11020631
>whiteknighting
>leftists
>lol
And you're a "rightist"
Learn English you fucking mental midget.
Here's a helpful dictionary. Peruse its contents.

>> No.11020643

>>11020641
my god you are so reddit it's really cringe tbf

>> No.11020661

>>11020641
You seem upset about something.

>> No.11020978

>>11019513
Pol runs this now

>> No.11020984

>>11019451
Get a load of fucking bubble boy over here with the rubber bumpers on counter edges and plastic socket protectors

>> No.11020986

>>11020978
Nah, it doesn't.
I made this thread, and I don't go on pol.

>> No.11020993

>>11020984
I bet you're ona those uber mensch that "doesn't get sick."
>Quite the delusion you're rocking there friendo.

>> No.11021007

>>11020993
No everybody gets sick I just don't sperg out because of a little dirt it's why you cook the shit to the proper temp

>> No.11021029

>>11019507
She's going to overcook it like most niggers do, so what's the big deal?

>> No.11021036

>>11021007
She's not cooking some vegetables tho, and that bacteria will find its way to an uncooked ingredient with the way she carelessly cross-contaminates goddamn everything in her kitchen.

>> No.11021044

>>11021036
Although, she does seem to fry everything under the sun, so maybe she'll get lucky.
>oh wait, she's dead.

>> No.11021052

>>11021036
Not all of us have HIV and weakened immune systems...that keyboard you are using has more fucking nasty shit than that entire kitchen combined.You better hope society doesn't collapse because you are fucked

>> No.11021074

>>11021052
This wasn't clever when it was posted the first time several hours ago.
You're arguing a profoundly stupid point.
Do better.

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>>11021074
5thish ever post on /ck but I posted this several hours ago

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Wait. What the fuck?
>x-files theme

>> No.11021103

>>11019542
my grandpa has eaten sausage eggs bacon and ham for breakfast almost every morning his entire life. and he's 95.
He worked on the farm every day though. Maybe that's why he's still tickin

>> No.11021110

>>11021103
Genetic outlier.
Lucky old fart.

>> No.11021123

>Fries chicken.
>Puts cooked chicken right back in same container as the raw chicken.
Y doe?

They also have a detailed argument with one of the men. Everyone in the room seems to agree that running some water on raw chicken "washes off all the germs".
But a debate ensues. Man used hot water, the women use cold water.
Cuz you aint wash off no germs with hot water, no, not with hot water.
He actually capitulates.
>Isthiswhatafricansreallybelieve?.jpg

>> No.11021164
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3wBqeNYvo4
>*snicker*
MMMMmmmmm.
Sink vegetables.
Fuck that looks tasty.
Certainly not contaminated with drainpipe grime.
Can't wait for a heapin' bowl of diseases.

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>>11021164
OH MY FUCK.
There's a dead fly in the pot.

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I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT THE FUCK YOU THINK MUTHAFUCKA.
>Aww, such a tender and loving matriarch.
>Reminds me of my granma.

>> No.11021206

>>11021200
Tavis has straight up fucking stockholm syndrome being around this deranged bitch.

>> No.11021215

>>11019451
you cross contamination retards on this board are the biggest worrying soyyboyy faggots I've ever seen.

>oh no, I can't cut my onion that is going to be sauted in 375 degree oil on a cutting board a peice of chicken was on

fucking faggots

>> No.11021241

>>11021215
That's hardly the same thing you wanna-be alpha male.
This retarded bitch is handling raw meat and seafood and then touching vegetables, cabinets, drawers, fridge, stove, containers, fucking spreading that shit to every conceivable place in the kitchen.
If you did that shit in a restaurant you'd be fired.
Gammas like you should lurk more.

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Mmmm, dough mashed directly onto the countertop, by the sink.
That Certainly is a perfectly sanitary way to prepare food.

The fucking epitome of low-class.

>> No.11021282

I can't tell if i'm being trolled or is this just nogs nogging?

>> No.11021290

>>11021282
>its definitely one of the two...

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Mmmmm, enchilada night!
>Auntie Fee, those are fucking taquitos.
>What the fuck are you doing?
>Why do you keep calling them Tostidos?
>But you titled the video, Enchiladas.
>What the fuck is wrong with you bitch?

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>>11021305
I'm not meant to live long.

>> No.11021317

>>11021268
yet if your life was hard for one day you would be eating corn chip crumbs off peoples feet

>> No.11021358

>>11021317
That comment was certainly out of left field.
I'm not some zoomer wingus, I earn my way in the world.
If I was a poor person you mean?
I worked hard to not be poor. But then again, I'm intelligent, so I'm Privileged, right?
Better to make money with your brain, than with your muscles.

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Lol, stupid wipipo think its a juice pitcher.
Us Brotha -s and Sis tuhs, know its a cheese pitcher.
Stupid white boy, honkey ass mutha fucka.

>> No.11021441

>>11021358
no, i mean if shit got hard one day, you fucking retard. money will stop mattering within your lifetime

>> No.11021445

Imma just drop this here for you,
>cross-contamination is a meme
"people"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Escherichia_coli_O157:H7

>> No.11021465

>>11021445
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Listeria_monocytogenes
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cronobacter_sakazakii
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salmonella_enterica_subsp._enterica

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>>11021441
If shit got hard one day, I'd go Fallout Raider and eat your food.

>> No.11021799

>>11019451
I don't see cross-contamination here, nor I don't see a problem if the sink is clean and if she washes it with soap and hot water afterwards.

Source: got my food safety cert around here somewhere.

>> No.11021817

>>11021799
Source, I spend a few years as a food safety microbiologist.
How the fuck do you not see that she handles raw meat and then touches loads of other items without washing her hands?
You have a pretty feeble understanding of microbial contamination friendo.
>but you were just pretending to be retarded.

>> No.11021835

>>11021817
Fair enough, faggot.

>> No.11022120

>>11021103
every time i see one of these special cases i am convinced stress does more damage than anything

>> No.11022140

>>11022120
Well he pretty much worked all day everyday. Maintaining fences, gardening, bailing hay, tractor maintenance, chicken house work/maintenance.

All kinds of farm related stuff. Always wore overalls and long sleeves even in 90F weather.
He stayed busy.

Forgot to mention he also enjoyed jelly/molasses with butter on toast or a biscuit pretty much everyday too. And salted everything to hell. Grandma was always worried about his salt intake.

>> No.11022199

>>11020152
"Intelligentsia" literally means intelligent/educated people who CAN change society, retard.
You'll feel so stupid for writing like that when you're no longer an edgy 16-year-old who thinks he's kind of a rebel badass for saying nigger on 4chan.

>>11020152
>Nah, I vote blue.
Not surprising at all. You don't sound much different from the Hilldawg herself when the mics are off.

>> No.11022218

>>11021268
>dough mashed directly onto the countertop
Yeah, because nobody does that. Jesus Christ this thread is pathetic.
And with a suspicious lack of OP's own cooking.

>> No.11022236

pretentious food network "foodie" thread

>> No.11024037

>>11022199
>>11022218
Check out this internet tough guy.

>> No.11024182

>>11022140
Sounds comfy. Probably why he lived so long

>> No.11025902

>>11020578
blacks and the irish fucked the shit out of each other in the early post slavery days

since the irish were hated nearly as much as the blacks

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>>11019446
Dont even know where to begin.

>>11019490
Dirtiest stove or nah? Also gourmet prison food, but not so much for us civilians.

>>11019513
piss off bugger

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be a /ck/fag for yrs. Never head of this salter of meats. /pol/ is datta way. >