Buffet Scamming Thread _

[Anonymous No.11016040]

Share techniques to get the most out of your money.
1-eating only smoked meat, tzatziki, egg yolks
2-avoid starchy carbs
3-puking it out in the toilet then back to eating
4-drinking laxative, poop it out, eat more
5-slipping food into a bag for later(but risky)

[Anonymous No.11016094]

I've done 3 a little when I was a kid, I'd eat so many fish sticks and tartar sauce I'd puke in the bathroom and return and eat ice cream.

[Anonymous No.11016102]

>>11016040
Is this in Britain? They look British.

[Anonymous No.11016125]

>>11016040
When I start to feel full I like to rub my tummy. That makes room for more food.

[Anonymous No.11016189]

>>11016125
It also helps me not puke if I'm feeling nauseous

[Anonymous No.11016228]

>>11016040
These are the guys trump needs to bring into America

[Anonymous No.11016238]

How thin of a margin do you have to be running to have a couple of schmucks put you out of business by overeating on discounted food that's likely to be spoiled within a few days?

[Anonymous No.11016252]

>>11016238
I know their type. They're likely hogging all the good stuff, leaving less for everybody else, spoiling the experience and making it less likely for others to return.

[Anonymous No.11016256]

>>11016238
YELLOW JOURNAL
YELLOW JOURNAL

[Anonymous No.11016259]

I don't get why people turn buffets into a dick measuring contest. If you're full, you're full. Don't make it so stressful

[Anonymous No.11016261]

Why would you do it though? Like seriously, vomiting feels so shitty it would kill all enjoyment I had from the food.

[Anonymous No.11016297]

>>11016040
I like to purge, but pretend im a bird feeding a baby bird, but the toilet is my baby bird. And do that 3 times and each time I walk away from the toilet I say caw caw like a crow.

[Anonymous No.11016362]

>>11016238
It's not about the margin, it's about sending a message.

[Anonymous No.11016376]

>>11016102
It’s weird, I got the same impression without any context either. Is it the odd faces are Britons the real creatura?

[Anonymous No.11016385]

>>11016362
>Don't eat here
>>11016376
It's a little bit of everything. The web design, the buildings, the faces, clothes
Strange isn't it

[Anonymous No.11016389]

>>11016259
i don't get why people call them all you can eat. if people like your food, they like your food. don't make promises you can't deliver, people tend to take what you say as true because they're inherently trusting, you lying cunt.

[Anonymous No.11016521]

>>11016385
It’s actually really funny because just by the title literally anyone in the world would assume they’re American, but for some indescribable reason they’re British.

[Anonymous No.11016729]

Always go for sushi and any seafood. Can eat about 3-4 lbs of food

[Anonymous No.11016738]

>>11016389
It has been a couple of decades before I saw the term "all you can eat." They just say "buffet" anymore.

[Anonymous No.11016752]

>>11016521

They ain't U.S., but they want to be U.S.

(⌐■_■)

[Anonymous No.11016788]

>>11016752
But I’m a leaf :(
Literally 10 min from the border though.

[Anonymous No.11016802]

>>11016788

Sorry to hear about your unfortunate upbringing. It's a single line that separates you from soggy ass gravy potatoes and this....

[Anonymous No.11016830]

5 drams of scotch,4 mimosas,2 lobster thermidor,3 filet mignon,1 1/2 dozen of oyster, 2 truffle halinut,5 slices of gravalax, 7 eclairs,4 choux,3 lamb ribs,Ebi tempura,nigiri ahi sashimi and 2 snifters of Martell vsop and a sangria to cap it off
Not a bad performance but had to dish out 140 bucks

[Anonymous No.11016914]

>>11016830
What kind of buffe is this anyways?

[Anonymous No.11016940]

I like buffets because of my LCHF diet, you can easily eat 2000 calories of meat and vegs in one sitting.

[Anonymous No.11016946]

>>11016830
Wow. All you can drink buffet. I'm so hard thinking about it.

[Anonymous No.11017011]

>>11016040
If the photographer asked me to put my hand on my stomach I'd have told him to go fuck himself.
These guys look like fucking idiots

[Anonymous No.11017055]

>>11016102
>>11016376
>>11016385
>>11016521
It's because Brits are fucking ugly people

[Anonymous No.11017060]

>>11017055
That's true of Americans, too, though, for males. But there are quite a few attractive American females. Except we're not talking about females here.

[Anonymous No.11017062]

>>11016940
t. fatass

[Anonymous No.11017068]

>>11016040
Mr Simpson this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film the never-ending story.

[Anonymous No.11017069]

>>11017060
Mexicans aren't any better. Every corner I turn I see some leather faced old rube wearing a ridiculous sombrero or holey tshirt.

[Anonymous No.11017525]

>>11016297
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sez8O6je0xk

[Anonymous No.11017537]

>>11016102
>>11016376

Its the tiny face centered on a much larger head

[Anonymous No.11017557]

>>11016376
I'm British and I can spot a Brit or an American very easily.

[Anonymous No.11018083]

>>11016102
feuwd n'd kowkang lad, feuwd n'd kowkang

[Anonymous No.11018085]

>>11016040
Imagine being this poor fucking lol

[Anonymous No.11018159]

>>11016102
Sort of like this guy who is definitely in the UK... And I think the "56%" face was based on him, which is hilarious to me.

[Anonymous No.11018186]

Wow Seth MacFarlane sure let himself go

[Anonymous No.11018196]

The only all you can eat in my town has a 1 hour limit and then you have to pay another fee. It' not too bad though because the lunch buffet is $8 meaning you pay around $20 after tips and taxes for essentially a full day and a half of calories.

[Anonymous No.11018349]

>>11017525
Thats how I roll.

[Anonymous No.11018369]

>>11016040
I like to put on a suit and stroll into random hotels in the morning and get free breakfast. Done it dozens of times before and never have been escorted out. I bring my briefcase so I can hoard the pastries.

[Anonymous No.11018968]

>>11017060
>Except we're not talking about females here.
you mean traps?

[Anonymous No.11019007]

>>11018369
I don't believe you.
There's always a guy asking what room you're in. You'd get busted for sure

[Anonymous No.11019040]

>>11019007
>oi mate you got your breakfast license?
do brits really do this?

[Anonymous No.11019133]

>>11019007
>There's always a guy asking what room you're in.
Then you make one up.

[Anonymous No.11019184]

>>11018196
>cucked retard pays 12 more dollars tip and tax
tax is like 1$ here and tip fuck em' what they gonna spit in the communal food before you arrive?

[Anonymous No.11019905]

>>11016102
brits are usually easy to identify due to their tiny genepool and gross features.

[Anonymous No.11020087]

>>11019007
No they don't, lol. The poor fucks manning the buffet are like the beta chickens in a hen coup, they want no confrontation. In college, I literally survived this way. Clean shaven, a suit, polished shoes, briefcase and a confident manner, that's it. The pock marked, pimple faced losers manning a hotel breakfast buffet will not challenge you. Either get alpha, starve, dumpster dive or take charity from christfags who force you to kneel. It's your choice.

[Anonymous No.11020493]

>>11016040
The one on the left looks like a fat Seth Macfarlane.

[Anonymous No.11020735]

>>11016521
>but for some indescribable reason they’re British.
It's because if they're American there would've already been a lawsuit and public apology on twitter from the CEO for trying to trample all over our freedoms.

[Anonymous No.11021129]

>>11020087
>tfw too alpha to afford food

[Anonymous No.11021337]

>>11016102
It's because the pictures of people in British news always have them looking serious and deadpan at the camera.

[Anonymous No.11021459]

>>11016830
Where is this?

[Anonymous No.11022185]

>>11016040
You got a loicense for that stomach guvna?

[Anonymous No.11022190]

>>11020087
>>11018369
extremely smart

[Anonymous No.11022211]

>>11020493
Thank you! I knew he looked familiar but I couldn't put my finger on it.

[Anonymous No.11022265]

>>11018196
>tips
What a fag

[Anonymous No.11022270]

>>11020087
Yes, they do. You're simply outing yourself as somebody who has never stayed in a hotel. There's nothing wrong with youth hostels if that's all you can afford, but don't pretend you know about hotels.

[Anonymous No.11022595]

>>11016102
The parking sign in the background is British

[Anonymous No.11022863]

>>11022270
fuck off beta retard

[Anonymous No.11022907]

>>11016040
Look at the fucking entitled victim look on their fat fucking faces. Like, I got to eat 30 pounds of food for 10quid, but everything didn't go EXACTLY my way and in fact I'm blaming the restaurant for false advertising, because they don't accomodate for our needlessly fat and oblviously malevolent purposes.
Fucking golden though that the reporter made them hold their hands to their stomach, perfecly sums up the fucking wounded 30 year old infant look they are obviously going for.

[Anonymous No.11022917]

>>11022907
Probably on the dole as well.

[Anonymous No.11022979]

>>11019007
>there’s always a guy asking what room you’re in
literally never saw this anywhere

[Anonymous No.11022994]

>>11018159
56% was either based on Kerry Packer (australia), or a massive coincidence

[Anonymous No.11023058]

>>11022863
>being this much of a 12 y/o

[Anonymous No.11023066]

>>11020087
>pimple faced losers manning a hotel breakfast buffet

Tell me how I know you have never seen the inside of a hotel? Motels and hostels don't count.

[Anonymous No.11023341]

>>11019184
Jesus man he's saying he pays for the extra hour. The 4 dollars is tip and tax.
Please keep calling others retards before making a statement, it's like a big yellow flashing sign over your head

[Anonymous No.11023767]

>>11016802
>carne asada fries
I think I'm literally addicted to these

[Anonymous No.11024464]

>>11023058
Enjoy your watchlist, chomo

[Anonymous No.11024470]

>>11016040
how would one scam a korean bbq buffet.

[Anonymous No.11024574]

>>11019007
The only place I've ever stayed at that did this charged for the buffet anyway.

[Anonymous No.11024584]

>>11016040
>puking in the bathroom
why don't just directly throw some food in the toilet and you don't damage your exophagus and larynx, retard?

[Anonymous No.11024600]

Here in spain there's only three types of buffets
-Complete garbage (don't go, period)
-Salad bar with two choices of pizza and pasta (dying breed, obvious reasons)
-Chink Wok
You will only go to chink wok, only weekends. Starve yourself all day, go for dinner. Why weekends? They have seafood, cheap, but seafood. Get like a metric buttload of seafood, give it to the grill chef, make sure he cooks it well so you don't die of food poisoning, profit.