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Hear mom stirring upstairs probably coming to finish laundry for the day.
Got my cans of wine in the fridge and she doesn't like me drinking
Should I go grab one lol
In b4 underage I'm 31

>> No.11015735

Drink them all

>> No.11015744

>>11015451
Move out of your mums place for fucks sake. I left home at 22, should have done it at 18.

>> No.11015766

>>11015451
>cans of wine

>> No.11015776

>>11015451
Pro tip: Your mom isn't as dumb as you think she is and she'll know you're drinking even if she doesn't see you take the can

>> No.11015781

Join the army

>> No.11015806

>>11015776
this.
>weird... these wine cans that I bought for anon keep disappearing... but I've asked him to not drink so I know it's not that.... I wonder where they are going??

>> No.11015928

>>11015451
Pour it into a container, fill the can with water, and then pull the tab back up so it looks closed. She's not going to look at the cans closely enough to notice.

>> No.11015993

>>11015776
on a similar note
DEAR AUTISTS LIVING WITH FAMILY
We know what it means when you go to the bathroom just to wash your hands at night

Stop masturbating so much

>> No.11016007

>>11015993
Why would you need to wash your hands? Just lick most of it up and wipe off the rest with a tissue.

>> No.11016016

>>11015451
If you still live with your mother no you shouldn't be drinking you should be saving your money to get your own place.

>> No.11016021

>>11016007
>hear little brother go to bathroom at night
>means he's masturbating
>little brother doesn't leave room at night
>he's masturbating AND eating the cum
fuck you anon