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Anonymous Sat Aug 4 10:48:12 2018 No.11012609 [Reply] [Original]

Food humor

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 11:48:10 2018 No.11012878 >>11012609 Food humour*

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:09:14 2018 No.11012947 Why did the banana go to the doctor? He wasn't peeling well.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:15:39 2018 No.11012967 >>11012609 How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Three - one to change the bulb and two to eat tamales and fuck my wife.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:24:10 2018 No.11013003 >>11012609 What did the teacher say about the steak's essay? Well done.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:29:01 2018 No.11013019 how do you stop 5 niggers from raping a white girl? Give them a basketball. Pizza.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:35:47 2018 No.11013046 >>11012609 You know you're aging when shit like this begins to actually make you laugh even though you know it's dumb as fuck inb4 boomer

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:47:37 2018 No.11013096 >>11012609 Kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 14:56:50 2018 No.11013650 File: 34 KB, 640x513, 0D09D0D0-70D4-4278-B7CD-855D66584EE6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 15:00:11 2018 No.11013668 >>11013650 what

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 15:05:50 2018 No.11013699 >>11013668 You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish

Anonymous Sat Aug 4 15:07:00 2018 No.11013704

>>11012947
huh?
Did the doctor ask the banana how he(or she)if feeling?
Why would that happen?Bananas can't talk and most doctors know that?
Maybe the guy that carried in the banana may have said the "not peeling well" comment,very racist btw,but seeing as how you never specified what kind of doctor it can be assumed that it is psychologists office and I for one do not find mental illness humorous,sir.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 15:07:32 2018 No.11013706 File: 197 KB, 440x440, 1509952974039.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11013650 >>11013699

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 15:17:22 2018 No.11013758 >>11013704 Talk to your banana. Maybe the banana has been talking the whole time and you weren't taking the time to hear what's wrong :(

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 15:17:49 2018 No.11013760 >>11013650 i wouldn't pay a cow to roast beef

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 15:18:46 2018 No.11013766 File: 190 KB, 750x1000, cheeto in chief.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 15:20:15 2018 No.11013777 >>11013766 LE DRUMPF LE BTFO xDDDDDDD TROLLED LE ORANGE TARDS EPIC STYLE

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 15:30:25 2018 No.11013827 File: 47 KB, 640x926, zksLZeM_d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11013777

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 15:34:19 2018 No.11013847 >>11013827 That just shows that he's hip with the kids.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 15:40:35 2018 No.11013879 File: 1.21 MB, 338x314, 1512966249946.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11013699

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 16:03:29 2018 No.11013979 >>11013650 You can beef roasties but you can't soup peas

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 17:01:42 2018 No.11014299 >>11012878 Food humor*

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 17:04:39 2018 No.11014314 >>11013979 Heh. Reminded me of the difference between a bean and a chick pea

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 17:05:41 2018 No.11014318 >>11014314 I won't pay $50 to have a bean in my mouth

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 17:45:16 2018 No.11014465 File: 1.91 MB, 1500x8115, 1503183906387.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 17:49:31 2018 No.11014489 File: 3.06 MB, 800x6065, 1495559715236.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 18:13:09 2018 No.11014608 >>11014299 *Food humor

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 18:35:39 2018 No.11014710 File: 45 KB, 678x870, IMG_20180803_065928.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11013699

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 18:38:40 2018 No.11014720 File: 33 KB, 381x353, 1528162742844[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11013650 I don't like eating my wife's pea soup!

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 18:42:49 2018 No.11014742 >>11013704 Save your post and look back at it a year from now

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 18:47:35 2018 No.11014773 File: 56 KB, 1000x641, 1508100546856.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11014720

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 18:54:23 2018 No.11014816 >>11014465 >2 scoops Never gonna make it

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 19:16:45 2018 No.11014915 >>11013827 bee movie, but it's actually donny in the house

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 19:20:33 2018 No.11014936 >>11013777 Enjoy ban

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 19:35:33 2018 No.11015006 >>11014936 Libtard

Anonymous Sat Aug 4 19:40:17 2018 No.11015037

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Do you want to play a game? See those two rib-eyes nailed to the ceiling? You get to throw one dart. If you hit one, you get to take them home and I'll give you a free drink." The man says, "No thanks, the steaks are too high."

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 19:43:31 2018 No.11015050 File: 456 KB, 1033x545, Screenshot (34).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 19:49:43 2018 No.11015078 >>11015037 Is this an American joke?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 20:52:38 2018 No.11015318 >>11013650 roast beef tastes like roast beef while pea soup tastes like pea soup?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 20:53:40 2018 No.11015326 >>11012609 how many beans make 5?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 20:54:25 2018 No.11015328 >>11015078 no, that was not assisting Hitler in ww2.

Anonymous Sat Aug 4 20:58:20 2018 No.11015342

>>11013777
I like how you try to convey your thoughts in a "lol I'm mocking you and it's fun!" but it truly comes off as you being absolutely buttblasted. If you didn't care, you'd just ignore it like a normal person. Instead you go out of your way to point out how you don't find it funny.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 21:00:29 2018 No.11015347 >>11014489 This image is really bumming me out.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 21:03:03 2018 No.11015359 >>11014314 Haven't heard this. Will remember and reuse. Thanks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 21:07:39 2018 No.11015377 >>11013847 It's hip to fuck bees

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 5 01:04:25 2018 No.11016432 File: 315 KB, 663x600, Screenshot_2017-03-10-14-13-50-1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hey

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 5 01:38:41 2018 No.11016528 >>11014489 >that gatorade bottle

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 5 02:12:13 2018 No.11016641 File: 1.14 MB, 983x983, loop.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] sincerely find this hilarious

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 5 02:17:58 2018 No.11016659 >>11013766 DRUMPFT BTFO! He's done for, it's over!

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 5 08:20:14 2018 No.11017640 File: 33 KB, 640x537, XabfWoc_d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 5 08:38:56 2018 No.11017693 >>11013019 >Pizza What you got against the 'a boi?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 5 09:58:07 2018 No.11017930 >>11017640 I don't get it

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 5 10:06:12 2018 No.11017972 >>11014318 underrated

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 5 16:56:18 2018 No.11019531 >>11017930 people like the pink flavor more than the yellow flavor

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 5 17:00:38 2018 No.11019551 >>11017640 lemon is top tier flavor vs strawberry being absolutely disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 5 17:02:43 2018 No.11019561 >>11019551 Lemon is fine, but it's literally my least favorite standard starburst flavor. Cherry>strawberry tho.

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