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11008581 No.11008581 [Reply] [Original]

Hey anon, I brought donuts. Want one?

>> No.11008597

>>11008581
>the asshole who buys an entire box of cake doughnuts

>> No.11008598

>>11008581
Hell yeah, nothing wrong with a donut on a Friday afternoon. You're pick as to which.

>> No.11008599

>>11008597
Clearly he's sharing them, don't be a twat.

>> No.11008606

Plain glazed please, I have taste.

>> No.11008612

>>11008581
>unsure, handles each one before settling on first one

>> No.11008617

>>11008581
I'll take the brandy and caramel

>> No.11008620

>>11008599
He didn't get any yeast doughnuts which are the superior doughnut. While he thinks the gesture is wholesome, it's no different than sharing a box of turds.

>> No.11008635

That anon who dips his donuts in a pot of cream and doesn't afraid of anything

>> No.11008663

>>11008581
>tfw you work swing shift, and all that's left when you arrive at 2 pm is half a maple bar and some coconut abomination.
I used to have a coworker who would set aside an apple fritter just for me. someone else always cut half. no one ever thought , hmm... let's buy 2 apple fritters.
>considerate coworker got fired after 3 strikes for (redacted)

>> No.11008665

>no jelly
consider this my two week notice

>> No.11008718

no thanks, i'm trying to avoid excess sugar

>> No.11008788
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11008788

>>11008581
Please don't post any cursed images in this thread!

>> No.11008995

>>11008581
Yes, I'd like one.
But I'll pass because its just empty calories and I don't need that.

>> No.11009013

>>11008581
I can tell by the glaze that those are Dunkin/10.

>> No.11009050

>>11008581
Hell yea!

Contrary to popular belief, you can eat pretty much what you want as long as you adjust your input over time and exercise regularly. I ain't eatin' that shit every day, though.

>> No.11009061

>>11008620
i like cake donuts :)

>> No.11009086

>>11008581
Chocolate old fashioned please

>> No.11009088

>>11008663
>hour 20 into a 24 hour shift
>hungry as fuck
>see box of doughnuts left over from previous day
>look inside
>some coconut abomination
>though you know better, you pick it up and check
>dry as fuck
>coconut falling off like pine needles
>eat it anyway
Every damn time.

>> No.11009100

>>11008581
No, thanks. I don't wanna catch tha beetus

>> No.11009433

Old fashioned, glazed, bear claw, apple fritter pls

>> No.11009831
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11009831

Cake donut with icing and sprinkles please

>> No.11009838

---DONUT TIER LIST---
1. The pumpkin ones that get served fresh from the nearby farm every autumn
>power gap
2. Long Johns
3. Apple Fritters
4. The rest

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11009867

>>11008788
Such as?

>> No.11009889

>love Boston Cream
>never fail to be disgusted by the shitty chocolate topping they always put on

>> No.11009911

if it ain't a ring

it ain't no thing

if it ain't got that yeast

it's not part of my feast

>> No.11009918

>>11008581
>no pink icing
pass

>> No.11009919

Blueberry cake donuts are pretty damn good. Cranberry too. A few per year is fine, I don't mind buying them and giving them away to others, but I'll just have one.

>> No.11009956

>>11009867
What is his stand?

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11010040

I'll eat my own thnx

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11010057

>>11010040
Piggo!

>> No.11010142

>>11008581
>glazed sour cream and a black iced coffee while shitposting in the morning

I kinda miss being fat desu

>> No.11010143

>>11008581
Pass

>> No.11010147

>>11008581
jelly filled, please
no glaze, please
a cup of coffee i'll put off drinking because it's too hot, but then won't drink because it's not warm
season 1 episode 7 of twin peaks, please

>> No.11010197

>>11010142
>you can't eat donuts while skinny
nice genetix

>> No.11010341

>>11008663
why did your doughnut friend get fired?

>> No.11010346

>>11008597
what wrong with cake donuts those are my favs

>> No.11010361

>>11008663
I was a night foreman and you’d not believe the fucking ridiculous shit I did to get the 3-11 some donuts.

>> No.11010501

>>11008995
I hate people that give shitty responses like that that aren't meant to be an answer, just a fucking conversation starter
I fucking relish the visible disappointment when I just say 'oh' and move on

>> No.11010507

>>11010501
you don't want to waste your calories on that do you

>> No.11010506

>>11009831
You want candles and for us to sing happy birthday too?

>> No.11010510

>>11010506
If you don't mind

>> No.11010513

>>11010507
Nah

>> No.11010524

All of the cake donuts, please.
Thank you Anon.