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11008048 No.11008048[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

What does it taste like? What happens next?

>> No.11008054

You become a mindless faggot and donate all your money that the church doesn't pay tax on.

>> No.11008057

>>11008048
Second this
What the fuck does this taste like?

>> No.11008061

>>11008054
Ihaveneverseenavagina.jpg

>> No.11008066

it deosn't really taste of much but it sticks to the roof of your mouth right away.

>> No.11008072

>>11008048
Old sneakers and dirty socks.

>> No.11008075

>>11008048
Tastes like literally nothing, then you drink some red wine thats neither dry or sweet.
Why did you make this thread? Its not gonna devolve into some shit-throwing debacle as I assume you intended.

>> No.11008076

>>11008048
it's like someone made a super small super flat yet hard tortilla that if you try to chew gets stuck on the roof of your mouth. So you just let it dissolve.

>> No.11008079

Like a stale Pringle imo

>> No.11008084

>>11008072
imagine the smell haha

>> No.11008090

>>11008048
They are Jesus flavored. Jesus was bland.

>> No.11008101

>>11008090
If they were to be like Jesus, wouldn't they burn them?

>> No.11008140

>>11008048
Plain waffer
Unleavened bread ruined Christianity

>> No.11008160

I only ever got to drink prune juice. No wonder religion is dying.
They should serve coke or beer.

>> No.11008165
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11008165

I actually enjoy the taste of these. so much so that I order a box on Amazon occasionally. they're a great conversation piece, because everyone wonders what they taste like- I can do my heavenly duties and distribute the -unblessed- message of god.

>> No.11008174
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>>11008090
>>11008101
You heathens are going to hell, repent now before it's too late!

>> No.11008178

>>11008057
Tastes like bread with no salt
Texture is like Sliced Almonds

>> No.11008189

>>11008174
you waste your life because you fear death and gave up looking for answers and adopted superstition. You are a fool, and your church is a concentration camp for idiots.

>> No.11008190
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>> No.11008197

>>11008189
You're gonna burn in hell! Seek help while you still can!

>> No.11008198

>>11008189
wtf I love angsty atheists now

>> No.11008213

>>11008189
>this is what atheists actually believe
>>11008048
they're very dry but thin so they don't really taste of anything except for artificial sweetener

>> No.11008221

>>11008048
Tastes like salvation and next is the blood of the lamb so I may depart in heav'nly peace.

>> No.11008225

>>11008189
You mean you don't believe in ghosts in white sheets rattling around chains? You're going to the lowest level of hell.

>> No.11008231
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11008231

Like this without the sherbet

>> No.11008234
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11008234

>>11008048
>The virgin wafer vs the Chad prosphora

>> No.11008237

>>11008048
It tastes like getting scammed, buying a cookie that costs less than a fraction of a fraction of a cent to make for $100 a pop, and chase that down with some even cheaper boxed wine.

>> No.11008238
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>>11008189

>> No.11008240

>>11008197
you are wasting your life and foul breath. Fuck you and jesus, you judgmental pricks. I do drugs and eat a huge breakfast on sunday mornings. You sing gay songs with cowards.

>> No.11008241

>>11008189
>Concentration camp
>Promotes reproduction

>> No.11008243

>>11008240
Geez, you seem to an axe to grind.

>> No.11008252

>>11008240
Cry more faggot

>> No.11008260
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>>11008240

>> No.11008266

>>11008240
I pray for you, brother.

>> No.11008281
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11008281

They are better once you add some flavouring.

>> No.11008290

>>11008243
No, I have a hammer and nails. I hope their god comes back so I can hang him up again as fast as possible... upside down this time, so he can see where he is going. Knowitall pricks. You do not know what happens after death. Stop telling me you got it worked out and I am going to burn if I do not pay into your faggot beliefs.

>> No.11008315

>>11008048
>what happens next will shock you

>> No.11008327
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>>11008290

>> No.11008332

>>11008290
4chan is a Christian community.
Lots of edgy atheists on reddit though.

>> No.11008335

>>11008332
I am an agnostic. Go fuck yourself in the land of make believe you fucking mentally handicapped douchebag.

>> No.11008384

>>11008281
Looks like a proper load that I blew last night.

>> No.11008471

>>11008048
If you have faith it literally turns into the flesh and blood (the wine) of Jesus Christ within you.

>> No.11008478

>>11008471
If you have "faith" that makes sense to you? Have you had a CAT scan?

>> No.11008515

>>11008478
Things don't need to make sense when you have faith dumbshit. That's how that works.

>> No.11008538

>>11008515
yeah... it does not work fucko.

>> No.11008583

>>11008538
Sounds like the ol' prayer tank is runnin' a little low on faith fuel friendo. Don't worry I gotchu.

>> No.11008589
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>>11008048
Tastes like cardboard, luckily my church makes their own unleavened bread

>> No.11008595

>>11008583
keep your filthy superstition away from me. The power of logic compels you.

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>>11008595

>> No.11008629

>>11008189
Get that banana out of your ass.

>> No.11008642

>>11008231
If I were a priest, I'd serve these.

>> No.11008650

>>11008589
The holy spirit held that truck in it's loving embrace.
Still skeptical, atheists?

>> No.11008676

>>11008650
Pretty sure it was Jesus at the wheel.

>> No.11008695

>>11008676
a lot of dockworkers are named Jesus.

>> No.11008698

>>11008057
salty milk and the body of Chr*st

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>>11008595

>> No.11008742

>>11008290
The "christians" would beat you to it. They'd immediately crucify him again. Their greatest fear is to come face to face with him confronting them in their hypocrisy and selfishly rejecting his moral and ethical teachings.

>> No.11008768

>>11008742
no that's the "Jews"
>>11008234
Is that bread?

>> No.11008774

>>11008240
youre life sounds worse honestly