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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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11001123 No.11001123 [Reply] [Original]

Just used food related humor to not kill myself.
Who else has had food or discussion of it help save them from near death?

>> No.11001127

What happened?
That not how you tendie, btw.

>> No.11002452

Ive recently started watching cooking videos on youtube because it helps keep my mind off my chronic pain for a little while. I dont know if it will stop the sudoku urges if the pain gets worse though.

>> No.11002467

>>11002452
sudoku is a lesser exit than seppukake. That is where you put on an after pet surgery neck cone, and then masturbate into it until you drown in your own shame. Seppukake. The true samurai death.

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>>11001123
Cute birdo. I wish I had a pic of my parakeet but I didn't have a camera back then.

>> No.11002908

>>11001123
I have been watching cooking shows too and learning how to make really good food. and when that gets old, i like to watch reality cooking shows like Action Bronson and Guy Fieri shows that are pretty funny and food related. of Master Chef for drama instead of comedy

>> No.11003083

>>11001127
i nearly used a toaster, knife, and bathtub full of water to off myself
i had some kind of revelation though before i slit my wrists thinking about the threads here that would just have a food as the picture and the post would be "*ruins your dish"
for some reason made me realize that life to me is only worth living when its one big joke

>> No.11003261

>>11003083
we all use irony and sarcasm as humor to mask pain ... you are not alone in that

>> No.11003272
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glad we were there for you, OP
it's a tough slog but you can do it

>> No.11003286

>>11003272
I started thinking about rubbing my eye with the spicy hand.

>> No.11003294

>>11003083
Why not just use a gun?

>> No.11003313
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>>11001123
If it weren't for the brief joy I get from eating after starving myself all day at work I'd probably kill myself.

>> No.11003319

>>11003294
Because then it would be counted as a violent gun death and would further push gun control. Also dont use a gun unless you like the idea of lying in extreme pain for one hell of a long time, barely functioning until blood loss gets you or someone "saves" you. Really, just dont an hero

>> No.11003339

>>11003319
Yeah and if done badly you don't die and just disfigure your face. no eyes or nose etc etc

>> No.11003341

>>11003083
What a beautiful moment of clarity. Thanks anon.

>> No.11003388

>>11003294
im too poor anon :(

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I usually get blood boiling furious over /r9k/ level threads on my beloved /ck/, but the cute bird cooled down my fury.

>> No.11003636

>>11003625
>let me just post a /lgbt/ level reply to make this kosher

>> No.11003668

>>11003636
Don't push it, god damn homo. Everyone on /r9k/ still deserves to be cleansed with high intensity gamma radiation.