Webm thread: foods from movies/TV edition

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Anonymous Wed Aug 1 18:32:56 2018 No.10999338 [Reply] [Original]

Webm thread: foods from movies/TV edition

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 1 18:38:22 2018 No.10999374 File: 2.98 MB, 480x270, cake_machine.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 1 18:54:27 2018 No.10999470 File: 2.90 MB, 640x360, Back to the pizza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 1 18:57:17 2018 No.10999487 File: 2.93 MB, 668x360, Have it your way.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 1 19:08:46 2018 No.10999549 File: 2.73 MB, 640x360, 1520716376370.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 1 19:46:12 2018 No.10999710 File: 1.27 MB, 226x236, Baldi_frown.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10999549

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 1 19:48:15 2018 No.10999719 >>10999338 eggs?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 1 19:53:34 2018 No.10999740 File: 2.80 MB, 1280x536, Grilled Cheese.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 1 20:00:50 2018 No.10999773 File: 11 KB, 480x360, 1532199467199.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10999549 THE GLOVES

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 1 20:07:05 2018 No.10999801 >>10999740 WAY too much cheese, and why do you need oil and butter; one or the other

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 1 20:10:29 2018 No.10999817 >>10999710 >>10999773 I can't get over how there are still people that don't understand that's a parody.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 1 20:19:12 2018 No.10999860 >>10999801 >way too much cheese Fag

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 1 20:24:44 2018 No.10999884 >>10999817 Parody or not, he still did it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 1 20:33:27 2018 No.10999923 >>10999860 Ur fat

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 1 20:36:04 2018 No.10999935 >>10999740 Looks like a perfectly normal grilled cheese made by a dad for his son. Only whiny fags and s o y boys would say otherwise.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 1 20:49:13 2018 No.10999995 >>10999935 More like o b e s e boy

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 1 20:50:56 2018 No.11000005 File: 2.67 MB, 640x360, garbage stew.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 1 21:25:18 2018 No.11000198 >>10999923 I'm only 105 lbs unlike you

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 1 21:35:34 2018 No.11000235 File: 2.91 MB, 960x540, mello nachos.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is Youtube TV?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 1 23:14:07 2018 No.11000650 >>11000235 Did Hitler do anything wrong?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 1 23:14:51 2018 No.11000656 File: 2.86 MB, 480x360, We have such sights to show you.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11000650 Got it, I'll post more then.

Anonymous Wed Aug 1 23:23:16 2018 No.11000690
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>>10999549
You know, it's not that he dabs the pizza with a napkin before eating it, or even that he uses a knife and fork... Hell, I can even tolerate the gloves to an extent.

What really pissed me off about this is the limp-wristed gayness with which he does it all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 1 23:25:32 2018 No.11000701 >>10999740 Obligatory "JCF,IJGC".

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 00:05:50 2018 No.11000865 File: 1.91 MB, 1920x1080, smash_mouth.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10999817 It's not parody

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 00:11:12 2018 No.11000886 >>11000235 I honestly don't understand why a DJ for trap music makes cooking videos. Worst of all they're interesting to watch for some reason

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 00:17:34 2018 No.11000913 >>10999487 >get off niggers >Slaps them racist

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 00:19:08 2018 No.11000916 File: 153 KB, 249x306, 1312314633670.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10999374 >drinking while you still have food in your mouth

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 00:19:50 2018 No.11000917 >>10999817 A pair of deez

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 00:20:26 2018 No.11000920 >>10999549 I'm still convinced this was made to piss off /pol/

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 03:13:08 2018 No.11001510 >>11000235 daft punk wannabe

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 03:30:51 2018 No.11001548 >>11000886 People found out they could make more money by turning food & cooking into entertainment instead of education

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 03:48:22 2018 No.11001581 >>11000198 holy shit cute

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 04:09:19 2018 No.11001643 >>10999935 >spacing out the word soy on /ck/ hello newfriend

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 04:13:24 2018 No.11001650 >>10999374 was he eating horse testicles

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 04:20:31 2018 No.11001666 >>11000005 didnt know howtobasic starred in a movie

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 04:21:40 2018 No.11001670 >>11000198 check your blood for cholesterol levels you might be genetically thin but that shouldn't make you feel safe if you regularly eat greasy shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 04:24:36 2018 No.11001673 File: 249 KB, 384x406, 1519351351770.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11000235 tfw no partner to hype you up this much while you stir and throw ingredients

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 04:26:00 2018 No.11001677 File: 2.47 MB, 1280x720, grilling in the park.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11001666 That's jack all the way, how to basic wishes he could ruin food on the same level as jack.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 04:30:04 2018 No.11001683 >>10999487 Isn't that movie about a guy who lives in an airport?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 04:34:17 2018 No.11001690 >>11000005 That's probably the least offensive jack webm I've seen. Anything's fair game for stew imo.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 04:39:08 2018 No.11001698 File: 1.25 MB, 1280x720, Easy omelette.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11001690 You still wouldn't eat those dusty lukewarm hot dogs though, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 04:50:29 2018 No.11001721 >>10999740 >boomer devotes inordinate amount of effort and attention to detail making a mundane food why do so many indy movies have these segments

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 04:50:31 2018 No.11001722 >>10999470 >that crust no thanks

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 04:58:43 2018 No.11001744 >>10999338 is that fucking pumpkin pie? i'd eat some pumpkin pie right now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 04:59:40 2018 No.11001747 >>11001744 just read the filename you dingleberry

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 05:18:59 2018 No.11001775 >>11000920 not pissed off, just disgusted. they are of the untouchable caste

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 05:21:06 2018 No.11001778 >>10999470 >tfw no hydrator

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 06:55:49 2018 No.11001924 >>11001683 Yes

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 06:58:05 2018 No.11001929 File: 2.61 MB, 640x360, big boy bite.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11001677 and it all tasted pretty good i assume. I don't get this one

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 08:05:44 2018 No.11002103 File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, Chicken_Stew.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 08:28:57 2018 No.11002164 >>11001677 haha gotta open the package the guy way, am i right? haha jacks so relateable and not a retard

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 08:48:17 2018 No.11002214 >>11002103 Looks pretty good, but what kind of plating is that at the end?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 08:53:47 2018 No.11002232 >>11002103 >here's your stew, also here's a fork and knife Great, thanks you shithead. I'm glad you served it with all the fucking bones.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 08:59:15 2018 No.11002251 >>11002103 I'm confused

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 09:01:24 2018 No.11002256 File: 737 KB, 640x480, Untitled(1).webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i have been watching this webm on a loop for so long it's so amazing its like a magic trick like woah look at it amazing like a miracle from the king of kings himself

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 09:16:47 2018 No.11002288 >>11002232 this but also this

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 09:17:51 2018 No.11002292 >>11002256 bet the kitchen smells like shit after doing this

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 09:49:25 2018 No.11002355 >>11002292 it's an open china market it's already filthy

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 09:56:47 2018 No.11002369 >>11002256 What in the actual fuck, that looks fucking disgusting

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 10:08:00 2018 No.11002392 >>11002103 That stew is way to full it looked ready to spill over the pot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 10:10:00 2018 No.11002397 >>10999740 J E S U S

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 10:16:49 2018 No.11002416 >>11001670 I go to the gym at least 3 days a week, I'm not stupid.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 10:40:19 2018 No.11002453 File: 2.90 MB, 640x360, kakuni.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 10:43:07 2018 No.11002457 >>11000005 >let's just mix canned food together

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 11:12:12 2018 No.11002518 File: 2.68 MB, 440x440, asianchickennuggers.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 11:31:03 2018 No.11002562 File: 12 KB, 500x333, Dem Bones.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11002103 They didn't remove the bones, THEY DIDN'T REMOVE THE BONES.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 12:21:25 2018 No.11002731 >>10999338 Always wanted to try that, but not even in my most drunken/stoned stupor have I thought it would be a good idea.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 12:26:04 2018 No.11002744 >>11002562 >>they didn't remove the bones Good. That flavor went into the dish instead of being discarded.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 12:27:09 2018 No.11002750 >>11002232 >>11002562 >Argh bones I'm actually confused. Why is that a problem?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 12:27:46 2018 No.11002756 >>11001929 I'm not sure if you noticed but that's not charcoal he's using, it's essentially a tin filled with lighter fluid.

Anonymous Thu Aug 2 12:28:23 2018 No.11002760

>>11000690
What always bothers me the most, when I can tolerate watching it to the very end, is the way he has to guide a single bite of pizza to his mouth with both a fork AND knife. How much of a failure must you be to not know how to eat with standard utensils?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 12:28:58 2018 No.11002761 >>11002750 Bones trigger picky eaters and spergs. I suspect that's because their inept parents only served them processed foods as kids.

Anonymous Thu Aug 2 12:29:51 2018 No.11002765

>>11000865
>the way he juts his fat neck out like an obese snapping turtle instead of moving his hand to his mouth
>the way he sticks his tongue out
I suppose I shouldn't be surprised that a man who seems to lack every facet of common sense is also incapable of eating properly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 12:31:17 2018 No.11002769 File: 2.30 MB, 640x640, College_Meals.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 13:01:31 2018 No.11002881 >>11002769 naw dude

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 13:05:19 2018 No.11002901 File: 251 KB, 432x475, ask8enrpc3b11.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11002392

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 13:11:26 2018 No.11002923 >>10999740 >butter >oil >rebutters >plates it >unplates it to cut it, just to plate it again

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 13:13:57 2018 No.11002931 >>11002923 hope you don't eat at any restaurant ever if excessive oil/butter shocks you

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 13:15:14 2018 No.11002936 >>11002923 His only mistake was not also using mayo

Anonymous Thu Aug 2 13:17:58 2018 No.11002946

>>11002931
Butter then oil then more butter to properly grill a sandwich isn't anything "any restaurant" ever would do. It's something an amateur or a pretentious asshole would do to compensate for something (either not enough skill, or too much of a tryhard). On top of making it a sogged out mess, you won't be able to taste anything but butter (which kind of ruins the point of putting a selection of artisan cheeses on a fucking grilled cheese for a kid).

>>11002936
And skipping the mandatory deep-fry. What kind of pleb is this guy?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 13:20:04 2018 No.11002953 >>11002761 My parents cut off the fat and sliced my meats for me after they cooked it. I shouldn't have to get my hands dirty for food or cut things while I eat. Nothing to do with processed foods.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 13:21:05 2018 No.11002956 >>11002946 Why are you criticizing a grilled cheese sandwich that came out absolutely amazing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 13:24:08 2018 No.11002963 File: 80 KB, 862x855, 1514101713271.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11002946

Anonymous Thu Aug 2 13:26:17 2018 No.11002967
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>>11002956
>came out absolutely amazing
Came out looking amazing, almost certainly tasting like oil and not much else. If what you care about is presentation, that's perfectly fine - that is one way to care about food. I care about taste more than presentation, which gets me a lot of shit from pretentious tryhards. I'd rather have a grilled cheese sandwich that wasn't perfectly golden brown all the way across the bread if that meant it didn't taste like a clogged artery.
I'm sure the sandwich was a-okay for the kiddo, but slathering a grilled sandwich in oil and butter to get the job done is a travesty. Turn the heat down, use less oil, stop demanding that food be ready to eat with 15 minutes.

>>11002963
>i dont have an argument
>BUT IVE GOT REACTION IMAGES
You'll find that I am in fact king retard, lowly sperg-wannabe.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 13:26:40 2018 No.11002969 >>11002953 >My parents cut off the fat and sliced my meats for me after they cooked it In other words, they served you processed food. They were just the ones doing the processing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 13:26:53 2018 No.11002970 >>11000650 I wish he had, just so i can blame him for the state the world is in right now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 13:27:26 2018 No.11002972 >>11002967 Wanna know how I can tell you never set foot in a professional kitchen in your life?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 13:29:12 2018 No.11002977 >>10999487 god-tier product placement gonna get me a whopper someday

Anonymous Thu Aug 2 13:30:24 2018 No.11002983

>>11002972
Because I haven't, as if that means fuck all about my ability to cook or to enjoy food. Have you ever set foot in a professional kitchen? I don't mean washing plates or slapping recipes together at some family chain. Let's met out what "professional kitchen" really means here. If you haven't gone to cooking school and worked in a michelin rated restaurant, can we even offer opinions?
Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 13:31:52 2018 No.11002989 >>11002983 T. Sperglord

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 13:32:39 2018 No.11002991 >>11002989 I am deeply wounded by your poignant, succinct, and accurate criticism that I cannot refute. You have bested me, internet-stranger.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 13:33:02 2018 No.11002993 >>11002750 Stew is made with meat that has no bones because its cooked for a long period of time to make it tender.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 13:34:15 2018 No.11002998 >>11002969 Just kill yourself. When you cut your food it's processed now. Holy shit. Why even cook it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 13:34:29 2018 No.11002999 >>11002983 >has no frame of reference for a professional kitchen >"waaaah I hate that this movie chef cooks like an actual chef"

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 13:35:24 2018 No.11003003 >>11002993 A long cooking time works the same way regardless if there are bones present or not. However, bones provide additional flavor, so you'd be dump not to leave them in there.

Anonymous Thu Aug 2 13:37:19 2018 No.11003012

>>11002983
Spergeriffic. You know that "professional" just means you make a living at it, don't you? There are shitty professional cooks in shitty professional kitchens. That being said, if you can keep up with a rush, improvise on the fly, keep health standards, and make a ton of different dishes, you're better than most home cooks.

Anonymous Thu Aug 2 13:37:35 2018 No.11003015

>>11002999
I never said I have no frame of reference. My wife is a chef.
>cooks like an actual chef
Cooks like a guy trying to prep something that mostly looks good while he's under a time limit. Like I said, nothing wrong with that, it is one way for people to cook, arguably the most popular. But it's not my cup of tea, especially considering that restaurant cooking like that is mostly about show and presentation and not so much about taste.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 13:38:03 2018 No.11003018 >>11002967 If you take more than 15 minutes to make a grilled cheese sandwich, it's probably burnt. Fucking kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 13:38:46 2018 No.11003021 File: 54 KB, 500x628, e26.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11003015

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 13:38:57 2018 No.11003023 >>11003003 It depends on what meat you are using desu. Usually stew is made with beef. Chiken stew is just a meme.

Anonymous Thu Aug 2 13:40:31 2018 No.11003032

>>11003012
I know what professional means, I was wondering what his arbitrary standard of professional is. A professional cook in a professional kitchen is also the guy flipping eggs at Denny's, and if you really want to get into the technicality of the definition is the guy throwing frozen fries into baskets at McDonald's. Neither of those situations is obviously what that tryhard meant.

>>11003018
That was a generalization. As in, you shouldn't be trying to cook like you're on a line with a customer waiting, because you most likely aren't.

>>11003021
>let people have opinions
Okay, I agree. Like I said, I don't care for it, but plenty of people do. Seems like end of discussion to me, unless you have some autistic need to get the last word (I do.)

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 13:41:35 2018 No.11003036 >>10999487 is the rest of the movie good?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 13:42:27 2018 No.11003041 >>11003032 You're criticizing a movie scene where a guy makes an obviously delicious grilled cheese sandwich because you have an aversion to oil and butter.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 13:42:41 2018 No.11003043 >>10999740 >mayo

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 13:43:37 2018 No.11003044 >>11003041 and weirdly lying about a fictional wife

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 13:44:00 2018 No.11003046 >>11000865 a new one for the collection, thanks

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 13:45:19 2018 No.11003051 When I make grilled cheese, I butter both sides, no oil needed. Some people love the buttery taste, others didn't care. Never met someone who disliked butter.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 13:46:03 2018 No.11003056 >>11000865 I refuse to believe he's not trolling us all

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 13:47:21 2018 No.11003061 >>11002103 >oven but for how long and how hot, you tard

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 13:48:33 2018 No.11003066 >>11002369 yeah i wouldn't put it in my mouth either but it looks cool

Anonymous Thu Aug 2 13:48:37 2018 No.11003067

>>11003041
Yes, I am, and even if that were my only criticisms, it's not like it really matters. Regardless, I don't have an aversion to oil and butter, I have an aversion to oversaturating food with it. I don't care for french food for a reason.

>>11003044
Sorry, I'm just a normalfag. I've even had sex at least once before my wife's boyfriend put the lock on my peepee.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 13:49:51 2018 No.11003073 >>11003067 Nobody with a chef wife would be so weirdly hung up on fat I 100% refuse to believe that whoever you're slamming is a professional cook

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 13:53:28 2018 No.11003088 >>11003067 He didn't even put that much and your palette is clearly uncultured.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 14:00:01 2018 No.11003123 >>11003088 >your palette is clearly uncultured >palette So is your grasp of the English language, retard.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 14:22:17 2018 No.11003202 File: 23 KB, 497x599, 219ucz.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11000005 >stew for hours already overcooked canned food but that IPA killed me why

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 14:29:30 2018 No.11003224 >>11003036 It alright

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 14:36:20 2018 No.11003244 File: 2.72 MB, 626x360, surly king of the egg fort.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You call this a webm thread?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 14:38:37 2018 No.11003252 File: 1.04 MB, 640x360, where is it from.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11002756 ah, gas flavored hotdogs

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 14:38:57 2018 No.11003254 >>11003244 how did he even get into it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 14:39:38 2018 No.11003259 >>11000656 This is not how marinades work.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 14:42:13 2018 No.11003266 File: 2.87 MB, 640x636, nuke brooklyn.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11003067 fucking pleb tier

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 14:44:05 2018 No.11003273 File: 1.32 MB, 720x404, robot eats toast.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11003254 sneaky indian powers

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 14:44:26 2018 No.11003276 Not a webm but deserves to be one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzDu5P9M6F4

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 14:46:54 2018 No.11003292 >>11003036 Is one of the comfiest movies i've seen.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 14:47:18 2018 No.11003297 >>11003266 histrionic personality disorder: the webm

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 14:49:27 2018 No.11003307 >>11003266 > That one place in Straya that did Avocado Cappuccinos as a joke until people seriously wanted them

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 14:51:47 2018 No.11003314 >>11003043 I've never seen a solid stick of mayo before. Huh

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 14:53:54 2018 No.11003318 >>11003314 >stick of mayo

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 15:06:25 2018 No.11003370 >>11003123 >English is everyone's first language >using the wrong word makes you a retard Nice damage control; at least you understand your own poor taste.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 15:10:35 2018 No.11003384 File: 53 KB, 403x448, 1524363807065.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11003370

Anonymous Thu Aug 2 15:27:06 2018 No.11003459
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>>11003307
honestly since avocados are creamy and used kinda like milk in smoothies sometimes I could see how that would work, although I'm not sure what fuckery they'd have to do to make it frothy enough for a cappuccino

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 15:27:21 2018 No.11003460 >>11000656 I've worked in a meat factory. We used similar -but much bigger- machines to inject brine into pork meat. It disgusted me so much I would never ever use that shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 15:29:50 2018 No.11003471 >>10999817 It's not a parody. It's a YouTube video on "how do you eat your pizza." Various people show their techniques, and he shows his own "techniques"

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 15:30:58 2018 No.11003473 File: 169 KB, 500x375, gay.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11003384 words hurt, anon, please be more careful also name calling is literally the lowest form of argument. It's even below "no u"

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 15:31:45 2018 No.11003478 >>11003036 The whole movie isn't that good.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 15:32:15 2018 No.11003482 >>11003471 so it's a video where morons bicker with retards?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 15:32:58 2018 No.11003487 File: 133 KB, 461x482, heston.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11003460 there's nothing wrong with injecting flavor or butter or brine into meat. Heston even does it

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 15:35:44 2018 No.11003500 >>11000916 >He's never had a nice cold coke with a warm burger in his mouth at the same time It's great

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 15:36:39 2018 No.11003505 >>10999374 So the laptop either broke or the baby got blasted in the face with it. I like to imagine the latter.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 15:38:51 2018 No.11003516 File: 927 KB, 1280x720, 1507070748462.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 15:41:50 2018 No.11003521 >>11002232 Kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 15:44:05 2018 No.11003533 >>11003244 open your eyes you weak-minded fool and see the reality. the egg is a LIE

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 15:48:08 2018 No.11003543 >>11003061 >implying this "recipes" aren't just eye candy for facebook

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 15:51:13 2018 No.11003556 File: 543 KB, 1920x1080, avocado-lattes-today-tease1-170523_6edf12c027806b6f225732db4fa870ec.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11003459 They just pour it into an avocado, it's not mixed. Also I goofed, it's a latte.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 15:51:50 2018 No.11003559 >>11001698 What even is this it look hideous

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 16:04:30 2018 No.11003613 File: 1.19 MB, 1280x720, bee goo.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11003556 alright this is way stupid. what do they do with the scooped out part?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 16:34:37 2018 No.11003750 >>11002769 bait or not anyone that does this is fucking stupid

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 16:36:56 2018 No.11003756 File: 34 KB, 500x500, 1480460826203.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11003266 these fucking people

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 16:46:24 2018 No.11003790 >>11003613 This is disgusting

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 17:30:06 2018 No.11003979 >>11003259 Are you doubting Chef Tony? sure he's no Chef Excellence but give him some credit

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 17:34:16 2018 No.11003999 >>11002256 Man pouring boiling water over a still alive fish that's just cruel and unnecessary

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 17:38:12 2018 No.11004012 >>11003273 zucc looks like he needs to remember to blink.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 17:39:30 2018 No.11004017 >>11003273 >microwave below chest height replicant confirmed

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 17:54:32 2018 No.11004079 >>11000235 Just another reason for me to despise Marshmello.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 17:56:52 2018 No.11004095 >>11004079 who?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 18:02:26 2018 No.11004127 File: 489 KB, 500x498, 1362433806511.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11002765 >the way he juts his fat neck out like an obese snapping turtle >snapping turtle lost to this

Anonymous Thu Aug 2 18:04:12 2018 No.11004141

>>11004012
zucc acts like he is really really high and had to leave his house for some reason and be among sober people so he has to keep telling himself "just act natural" so nobody knows he's high but the act of trying to look natural makes you look strange

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 18:07:29 2018 No.11004159 File: 1.74 MB, 542x496, 1497569219535.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 18:17:49 2018 No.11004203 File: 2.89 MB, 720x404, Vegan Fish and chips.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11004079

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 18:22:29 2018 No.11004219 File: 774 KB, 640x640, cake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 18:26:08 2018 No.11004239 File: 814 KB, 640x360, familyReunion.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 18:26:50 2018 No.11004246 >>11001510 try deadmau5 either way, some of the cringiest shit i've ever seen

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 18:28:04 2018 No.11004250 >>11004219 Those are some fucking handsome spongecakes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 18:28:37 2018 No.11004255 >>11004219 This gave me a new fetish.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 18:29:39 2018 No.11004262 File: 1.81 MB, 1280x1707, 1480948014422.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11004255 Unf

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 18:38:18 2018 No.11004323 >>11004239 ?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 18:40:04 2018 No.11004331 File: 2.99 MB, 1280x720, jack eats pizza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11004127

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 18:49:11 2018 No.11004403 >>11004331 seeing it happen that close up is anxiety inducing

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 19:12:18 2018 No.11004523 >>10999470 >Hot steaming pizza >Just grabs it barehanded no problem Jeez Granny is hardcore.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 19:58:51 2018 No.11004745 >>11002103 This is actually not that bad at all but either those potatoes are undercooked because of how late they were added and if they are cooked than the carrot and celery must be fucking nuked at that stage.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 20:13:49 2018 No.11004822 >>11000865 He prays the pain away

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 20:20:17 2018 No.11004858 >>11000865 How many strokes will it take to end him

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 20:22:29 2018 No.11004879 >>11004858 Ja/ck/ has transcended mortality by surviving numerous ailments of the flesh. It will take more than mere physical strain and trauma to kill him.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 20:26:40 2018 No.11004902 >>11003276 Thanks for this gem bruh.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 20:40:30 2018 No.11004966 File: 20 KB, 300x300, pizza_towel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10999549

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 21:19:24 2018 No.11005135 >>11002562 Stick to tendies.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 21:34:40 2018 No.11005195 >>11002731 I saw that movie when I was a really little kid and would always eat twinkie wiener sandwiches on my birthday. They're really good. I was fat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 21:47:03 2018 No.11005244 >>11003613 The cap that comes off is all beeswax so they just save it up until and process it. You retard.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 21:47:20 2018 No.11005245 >>11003036 It's really good. The guy's country has a revolution the second his flight lands in the US, and due to some legal loophole he's not allowed to leave the airport or fly back to his home country

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 21:47:59 2018 No.11005248 >>11004745 second this

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 21:58:38 2018 No.11005284 >>11005244 I had no idea avocados were made out of beeswax, thanks for enlightening me

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 22:00:19 2018 No.11005291 >>11000005 Would make but I wouldn't throw it all at once.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 22:33:09 2018 No.11005404 >>11004331 big boy bite what a legend

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 22:46:11 2018 No.11005478 >>11005284 It's pretty rare lore. Keep it to yourself, don't want everyone finding out after all.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 23:07:11 2018 No.11005605 >>11005244 you are reading that post wrrong

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 23:15:32 2018 No.11005632 File: 106 KB, 1024x683, facepalm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11000701 >Obligatory "JCF,IJGC". >mfw I already know what this means... I've been here too long.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 2 23:58:07 2018 No.11005784 >>11003043 have you ever done mayo on a grilled cheese? it sounds disgusting, i'll admit, but it definitely works. might be possibly better than using butter.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 00:01:19 2018 No.11005793 >>11004323 The machine is styring mashed potatoes and the woman is also a potato (retarded)

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 00:03:03 2018 No.11005799 >>11004745 i would hope that they were boiled separately, as to not add additional starches to the liquid.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 00:19:49 2018 No.11005848 >>11002769 doritos pb&j i probably would t b h famalam

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 00:26:30 2018 No.11005869 >>11003559 probably eggs and stuff boiled in a plastic bag

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 00:44:25 2018 No.11005924 >>11000865 1 stroke wasn't enough

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 00:58:51 2018 No.11005971 >>11005793 Oh ok, thanks anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 01:01:56 2018 No.11005978 >>11005924 You mean 2 strokes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 01:14:46 2018 No.11006020 >>11003266 so these cunts are the faggots making avocado in my country expensive by buying all of it. now i know what place to rob once i go there.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 01:17:34 2018 No.11006028 File: 84 KB, 714x732, 18e3f70b02cb09929c72ebeb11c565b27478b482265f38ba25c9237210d3e551.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11003266 >watching that woman's face through the whole thing

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 01:20:03 2018 No.11006037 >>11003273 Beep boop dry toast in oral receptical.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 01:27:37 2018 No.11006062 >>11000690 This.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 05:10:01 2018 No.11006649 >>11002731 I actually tried them today. I feel the cheese is unnecessary, but otherwise a surprisingly good food.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 05:17:13 2018 No.11006661 >>11000000 The way he squeezes the lime like a pansy is what pisses me off the most.

Anonymous Fri Aug 3 05:35:04 2018 No.11006683

>>11002953
Until what age?
Don't mean to be rude, but that sounds like some seriously overbearing helicopter mom shit.
>wouldn't get hands dirty
how exactly did you eat in your house
>wouldn't cut things while i ate
this is one of the most ridiculous things i've read on this site, let alone this board. what cutlery were you allowed? a spoon only? a fork on a good day?
please elaborate

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 05:39:05 2018 No.11006692 >>11003067 >french food is oversaturated with fat Yank french food perhaps. (an aspect of) French food is about achieving the perfect amount of hedonism without it becoming overbearing - NOT something I would expect an American to understand.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 05:50:44 2018 No.11006712 >>11004262 I want to fuck the cakes

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 06:41:32 2018 No.11006813 >>11000656 >perfect vacuum Science would like a word with chef tony

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 06:41:46 2018 No.11006814 >>11003023 If you use boneless breast, sure chicken stew is bland. Using bone-in thigh always works really well however.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 06:44:06 2018 No.11006818 >>11002953 Are you a toddler?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 06:48:28 2018 No.11006827 >>11004203 Even gayer than the fag eating pizza.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 06:55:21 2018 No.11006836 >>11000005 Not only would this be gross, or at best extremely poor, it's also insanely expensive. Why the fuck are you throwing shit in there like jarred roasted red peppers? You might as well be making a stew out of sliced deli meat...

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 07:13:17 2018 No.11006879 >>11006836 He calls it his garbage stew because he throws in everything in his refrigerator/pantry that is about to expire.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 07:13:21 2018 No.11006881 >>11003999 >still alive why do you think this filet of fish is alive

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 08:13:43 2018 No.11007024 >>11005793 that doesn't look at all like mashed potatoes

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 08:37:41 2018 No.11007070 File: 85 KB, 1106x1012, G800S15.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11002953 That's pathetic

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 08:49:34 2018 No.11007107 File: 2.90 MB, 960x540, 1453076738314MH5.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11002946 >tryhard >grill cheese sandwich

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 08:54:50 2018 No.11007118 >>11002256 I used hot water like this once to cook shrimp. It doesn't take much to cook seafood.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 09:10:12 2018 No.11007151 >>11007024 in america you can get potato mash in powder form also powdered eggs reply to this post with other impressive foods that have been Powdered

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 09:16:19 2018 No.11007173 >>11007151 if it's dehydrated and powdered i wouldn't call it mashed potatoes at that point, any more than i'd call a box of cake mix a cake.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 09:18:12 2018 No.11007175 >>11007173 oh fuck are you that turbonerd who was arguing about that delicious grilled cheese above? forget i said anything

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 09:21:43 2018 No.11007187 >>11007175 no, i'm a different turbornerd who was not involved in the grilled cheese argument in the slightest. i stand by my point above.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 09:23:41 2018 No.11007189 >>11007187 phew, ok then: cake mix is not dehydrated cake in powder form, whereas powdered mash is.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 09:44:47 2018 No.11007246 File: 2.88 MB, 960x540, Creamy_Lemon_Chicken.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11000656 I saw that bit in Saw VI.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 10:35:11 2018 No.11007424 >>11007151 You just reminded me of this old thing https://youtu.be/U4MTgjNkfyI?t=7s

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 11:02:51 2018 No.11007522 >>11000865 These things breed

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 11:17:28 2018 No.11007585 >>11003273 So lifelike

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 11:23:58 2018 No.11007607 >>10999374 what was the point of this? putting all that together must have taken a lot more effort than manually putting the piece of cake on the plate

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 11:27:12 2018 No.11007618 >>11007246 I do this with rosemary and garlic and capers. Well I used to use capers, but I can't find any good ones, so I use extra lemon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 11:31:35 2018 No.11007633 >>11000005 what's that huge red thing he pulled out of a jar..?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 11:32:34 2018 No.11007638 >>11007607 >what was the point of this? To make a fun contraption and video.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 11:35:06 2018 No.11007649 >>11003056 Yeah, he got morbidly obese and had 2 strokes to troll us. Good joke Ja/ck/!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 11:35:49 2018 No.11007653 >>11007633 peppers

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 13:18:25 2018 No.11008036 >>11002769 I can vouch for the Doritos one, that shit goes in the paint

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 13:36:32 2018 No.11008112 >>11006881 It's clearly moving

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 14:01:50 2018 No.11008254 >>11004203 Jesus christ

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 14:05:08 2018 No.11008271 >>11002562 I feel so alone Gonna end up a big old pile of them bones

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 14:58:58 2018 No.11008501 File: 2.91 MB, 360x360, Mamma T’s Peach Cobbler.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 15:00:24 2018 No.11008512 File: 2.89 MB, 300x300, Lasagna Dome.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 15:05:38 2018 No.11008551 File: 2.88 MB, 1410x600, Big Mac & a Large Coke.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 15:06:19 2018 No.11008553 File: 2.89 MB, 854x480, Childhood Fantasy.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 15:07:29 2018 No.11008562 File: 2.73 MB, 1920x1080, Legion Lick.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 15:08:27 2018 No.11008567 File: 2.82 MB, 1280x688, Tom Hanks Whopper.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 15:09:08 2018 No.11008570 File: 2.76 MB, 788x360, Water Fountain.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 15:09:51 2018 No.11008575 File: 1.19 MB, 748x576, Xena Surprise.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] And since it's relevant but has audio: https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1533323286632.webm

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 15:12:32 2018 No.11008592 >>11008567 >dat shaft of light shining down upon him as he tucks into that WHOPPER®, complete with perfect ketchup and mayo smudges kino

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 15:44:33 2018 No.11008746 >>11008512 gross

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 15:55:04 2018 No.11008793 >>11007649 kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 16:01:35 2018 No.11008818 >>11001721 Because the character's problem is that he's putting too much fucking effort into making a simple grilled cheese sandwich.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 16:04:20 2018 No.11008829 >>11008575 For some reason I always found her highly unattractive.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 16:05:56 2018 No.11008838 File: 3.00 MB, 576x432, Xena.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11008829 >For some reason That reason is you being GAY

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 16:13:49 2018 No.11008874 >>10999549 What the fuck is his problem? Jesus.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 16:17:40 2018 No.11008885 File: 2.33 MB, 441x329, 1529377199083.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11000198 >>11002416 >105 lbs >goes to gym 3 days a week hmmmmmmmmm

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 16:28:45 2018 No.11008934 >>11003244 >filename good job anon

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 16:29:19 2018 No.11008938 >>11003244 how

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 16:49:33 2018 No.11009048 File: 1.40 MB, 626x360, Patient Prince of the Egg Fort.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11008938 One at a time

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 16:59:47 2018 No.11009101 >>11008829 You're scared of strong women. Millennia of patriarchy will do that to you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 17:02:13 2018 No.11009112 >>11008885 i think he means >curls 10 lb dumbbells to failure and goes on the elliptical for 20 min

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 18:16:06 2018 No.11009387 File: 1.79 MB, 690x388, Knife Master.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 18:26:22 2018 No.11009434 >>11003254 He built it around himself

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 18:37:31 2018 No.11009488 >>11002453 What's that they scrape on the side of the finished dish?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 18:39:06 2018 No.11009492 >>11003244 Everyone send your energy to the king to save us in our final 4cc group match tomorrow. We need to win to stay in.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 18:39:37 2018 No.11009494 File: 66 KB, 641x360, fort.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11002453 What's that they scrape on the edge of the plate? And where's the green onions gone?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 18:43:18 2018 No.11009504 >>11009494 Mustard Not the full video

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 18:45:35 2018 No.11009514 >>11007607 >putting all that together must have taken a lot more effort than manually putting the piece of cake on the plate that's the whole point

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 18:48:59 2018 No.11009522 >>11003613 Is this the slav bee guy? What's his name?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 18:56:00 2018 No.11009541 >>11009494 >>11009488 Miso paste

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 18:56:52 2018 No.11009544 >>10999549 At least the video is: YOU'RE EATING IT WRONG

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 19:01:00 2018 No.11009783 File: 1.74 MB, 720x720, Flamin Hot Cheetos Pizza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 19:03:12 2018 No.11009794 >>11009783 How did this hot cheetos topping meme become popular

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 19:06:21 2018 No.11009820 File: 2.88 MB, 360x360, Bacon-Wrapped Jalepeno Popper Dogs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 19:19:56 2018 No.11009879 File: 2.77 MB, 454x454, Gugspe.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 19:28:53 2018 No.11009927 File: 2.37 MB, 400x226, How To Ruin Good Cocaine_noaudio.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 19:33:10 2018 No.11009947 >>11009783 Flaming hot laxative pizza

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 19:35:56 2018 No.11009961 File: 2.91 MB, 700x392, Pancake Autist.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 19:37:00 2018 No.11009966 >>11009927 that has to be half an 8 ball

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 19:39:24 2018 No.11009976 File: 2.91 MB, 240x240, Steak Dinner For Two.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11009966 If you had audio, you would realise how much despair this webm causes

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 19:44:20 2018 No.11009993 >>11009927 That hurt.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 19:45:21 2018 No.11009996 >>11009961 I wonder if he's dancing or trying to look impressive like if it's supposed to be a "trick" to just violently convulse while making crepes at a slightly-faster-than-normal speed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 19:50:10 2018 No.11010021 File: 2.82 MB, 360x360, Sweet & Savory Sweet Potato Wedges.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 19:52:59 2018 No.11010036 File: 2.89 MB, 360x360, Pigs In A Blanket Stadium.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 19:58:05 2018 No.11010046 >>11010036 This is a cool concept but there will inevitably be one of the dips that nobody likes, which will render that entire side of the wiener wall inedible.

Anonymous Fri Aug 3 19:58:21 2018 No.11010048

>>11009976

>"creamy scalloped potatoes"
You made a poor man's potato dauphinoise, you uncultured fuck
>dogshit caesar salad with meme ingredients
>Steak is cooked to medium when rare would be the only suitable way to cut through all of the goddamn cream in the salad and potatoes

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 19:59:44 2018 No.11010052 File: 2.78 MB, 360x360, Easy Steak.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11010048

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 20:00:52 2018 No.11010056 >>11010036 Super Bowl snacks always fascinate me. It's junk food elevated to an art-form with aesthetic and utilitarian presentation (i.e. looks good and easy to eat).

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 20:01:52 2018 No.11010061 File: 2.70 MB, 360x360, Hasssleback Steak.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11010046 how could you hate any of those flavors?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 20:09:15 2018 No.11010085 File: 2.87 MB, 260x260, Stuffed Steak Rolls.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 20:09:58 2018 No.11010087 File: 2.82 MB, 360x360, Veggie Stuffed Steak Roll.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 20:11:01 2018 No.11010092 >>11010061 >how could you hate any of those flavors? Ohhhh, that steak looks good!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 20:37:13 2018 No.11010205 File: 2.79 MB, 1080x1080, 1503041529838.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 20:53:45 2018 No.11010264 >>11010205 >$200 food challenge >21lbs of rice >1lb of slop >people still dumb enough to try

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 21:10:43 2018 No.11010335 File: 61 KB, 474x510, kaiji.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11010205 With a higher prize money, this could make a good arc in Kaiji.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 21:16:01 2018 No.11010355 >>11002453 >boiled and pressure-cooked bacon WTF! Was Japan conquered by Britain or something?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 21:18:53 2018 No.11010365 >>10999374 That was incredibly cool.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 21:23:50 2018 No.11010380 >>11008829 you've been drinking tap water and are now gay

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 21:30:22 2018 No.11010396 >>11003051 I find adding oil to a grill cheese just makes it taste like nasty deep fried bread.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 21:33:32 2018 No.11010404 >>11003273 >LOOK AT ME IM HUMAN REALLY I EAT FOOD WATCH EXECUTE BREADCRUMB.EXE

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 21:43:58 2018 No.11010452 >>11002562 They are going to "disolve" in the stew. Reheat it a couple time, and it turns godly

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 23:11:39 2018 No.11010835 >>10999549 This guy is for SURE homosexual. Right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 23:26:22 2018 No.11010891 File: 2.97 MB, 640x360, Dancing Squid Sashimi.ns.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11002256

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 23:48:41 2018 No.11010968 File: 2.88 MB, 720x900, spaghetti uh ohs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 3 23:55:27 2018 No.11011002 >>11004331 >the way he looks at you after my sides

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 00:04:42 2018 No.11011037 File: 2.98 MB, 800x450, 1518387112173.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11004331 I miss young Jack

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 00:13:23 2018 No.11011067 >>11002993 Only in America most African stews like goat stews and some Asian countries (not all) the dish is traditionally served with the bones in there and you just set them aside as you eat the stew

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 00:30:42 2018 No.11011122 >>10999740 lol, imagine how fucking stupid you'd have to be to flip the piece with the parmesan shavings on it instead of the other one

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 00:35:52 2018 No.11011143 >>11002977 Had one tonight. It was good.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 00:37:01 2018 No.11011149 >>11000920 Of course it was, once the glove comes out it's clearly satire

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 00:42:09 2018 No.11011163 >>11002103 Ah, Yes. Nice. Rustic... Lovely... Absolutely marvelous

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 00:44:01 2018 No.11011170 File: 2.91 MB, 640x340, Wagyu Sandwich.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sat Aug 4 00:44:17 2018 No.11011173
File: 2.77 MB, 600x338, hotdogeatingcontest.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>10999374
The thing that bothers me the most about this is that at the speed he was eating there is no fucking way he cleaned his plate in under 2 minutes.

They didn't even fucking humor us by leaving bones on his plate.

Fucking hate lazy shit like this

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 00:45:47 2018 No.11011177 >>11007607 that's the whole point of a rube goldberg machine

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 00:54:12 2018 No.11011197 >>11011170 >85 dollars >fried and covered in sauce unreasonably mad right now

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 00:55:15 2018 No.11011199 >>10999374 >>11011173 plus he's eating gayly, how the fuck do you manage to eat in a gay way

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 00:57:37 2018 No.11011205 >>11003036 it's great, and the true story underlines how absurd the world can be with politics and shit

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 00:57:58 2018 No.11011206 >>11004331 God... he reminds me too much of my dad

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 00:59:01 2018 No.11011213 >>11011037 What did mom used to say again? "Never put salt in your eye" "Never-never put salt in your eye" "Put salt in your eye" "ALWAYS PUT SALT IN YOUR EYE"

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 00:59:13 2018 No.11011214 >>11008112 >no head

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 01:01:20 2018 No.11011221 >>11000000

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 01:29:12 2018 No.11011302 >>11011170 >paying more than 20 dollars for a deep fried dish

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 01:33:06 2018 No.11011311 >>11009927 you know, the greatest part of this video is the fact that they're using a card that basically gives students free food. So they are abusing state welfare in more ways than another. I fucking hate people.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 01:49:29 2018 No.11011349 File: 2.82 MB, 960x540, 1521333995150.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11010021 >Nail polish and a ring while cooking Why are women so incompetent and disgusting?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 05:25:03 2018 No.11011807 >>11010891 fascinating

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 05:47:54 2018 No.11011849 File: 863 KB, 1252x1252, Pepe.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw no qt whale gf to fat shame and watch eating as she cries

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 06:21:53 2018 No.11011910 >>11011349 God, I want her to suck my dick with cake in her mouth. Or do her from behind while shes eating like that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 09:52:40 2018 No.11012413 >>11008829 she has no hips and high testosterone levels so looks like a man .

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 10:15:07 2018 No.11012488 >>11010355 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japan%E2%80%93Netherlands_relations

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 10:29:27 2018 No.11012535 >>11008512 Why not just make timpano?

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