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Webm thread: foods from movies/TV edition
>>10999740WAY too much cheese, and why do you need oil and butter; one or the other
>>10999710>>10999773I can't get over how there are still people that don't understand that's a parody.
>>10999801>way too much cheeseFag
>>10999817Parody or not, he still did it.
>>10999860 Ur fat
>>10999740Looks like a perfectly normal grilled cheese made by a dad for his son. Only whiny fags and s o y boys would say otherwise.
>>10999935More like o b e s e boy
>>10999923I'm only 105 lbs unlike you
Is Youtube TV?
>>11000235Did Hitler do anything wrong?
>>11000650Got it, I'll post more then.
>>10999549You know, it's not that he dabs the pizza with a napkin before eating it, or even that he uses a knife and fork... Hell, I can even tolerate the gloves to an extent.What really pissed me off about this is the limp-wristed gayness with which he does it all.
>>10999817It's not parody
>>11000235I honestly don't understand why a DJ for trap music makes cooking videos. Worst of all they're interesting to watch for some reason
>>10999487>get off niggers>Slaps themracist
>>10999374>drinking while you still have food in your mouth
>>10999817A pair of deez
>>10999549I'm still convinced this was made to piss off /pol/
>>11000235daft punk wannabe
>>11000886People found out they could make more money by turning food & cooking into entertainment instead of education
>>11000198holy shit cute
>>10999935>spacing out the word soy on /ck/hello newfriend
>>10999374was he eating horse testicles
>>11000005didnt know howtobasic starred in a movie
>>11000198check your blood for cholesterol levels you might be genetically thin but that shouldn't make you feel safe if you regularly eat greasy shit.
>>11000235tfw no partner to hype you up this much while you stir and throw ingredients
>>11001666That's jack all the way, how to basic wishes he could ruin food on the same level as jack.
>>10999487Isn't that movie about a guy who lives in an airport?
>>11000005That's probably the least offensive jack webm I've seen. Anything's fair game for stew imo.
>>11001690You still wouldn't eat those dusty lukewarm hot dogs though, right?
>>10999740>boomer devotes inordinate amount of effort and attention to detail making a mundane foodwhy do so many indy movies have these segments
>>10999470>that crustno thanks
>>10999338is that fucking pumpkin pie? i'd eat some pumpkin pie right now.
>>11001744just read the filename you dingleberry
>>11000920not pissed off, just disgusted. they are of the untouchable caste
>>10999470>tfw no hydrator
>>11001677and it all tasted pretty good i assume. I don't get this one
>>11001677haha gotta open the package the guy way, am i right? haha jacks so relateable and not a retard
>>11002103Looks pretty good, but what kind of plating is that at the end?
>>11002103>here's your stew, also here's a fork and knifeGreat, thanks you shithead. I'm glad you served it with all the fucking bones.
i have been watching this webm on a loop for so longit's so amazingits like a magic tricklike woahlook at itamazinglike a miracle from the king of kings himself
>>11002232this but also this
>>11002256bet the kitchen smells like shit after doing this
>>11002292it's an open china market it's already filthy
>>11002256What in the actual fuck, that looks fucking disgusting
>>11002103That stew is way to full it looked ready to spill over the pot.
>>10999740J E S U S
>>11001670I go to the gym at least 3 days a week, I'm not stupid.
>>11000005>let's just mix canned food together
>>11002103They didn't remove the bones, THEY DIDN'T REMOVE THE BONES.
>>10999338Always wanted to try that, but not even in my most drunken/stoned stupor have I thought it would be a good idea.
>>11002562>>they didn't remove the bonesGood. That flavor went into the dish instead of being discarded.
>>11002232>>11002562>Argh bonesI'm actually confused. Why is that a problem?
>>11001929I'm not sure if you noticed but that's not charcoal he's using, it's essentially a tin filled with lighter fluid.
>>11000690What always bothers me the most, when I can tolerate watching it to the very end, is the way he has to guide a single bite of pizza to his mouth with both a fork AND knife. How much of a failure must you be to not know how to eat with standard utensils?
>>11002750Bones trigger picky eaters and spergs. I suspect that's because their inept parents only served them processed foods as kids.
>>11000865>the way he juts his fat neck out like an obese snapping turtle instead of moving his hand to his mouth>the way he sticks his tongue outI suppose I shouldn't be surprised that a man who seems to lack every facet of common sense is also incapable of eating properly.
>>10999740>butter>oil>rebutters>plates it>unplates it to cut it, just to plate it again
>>11002923hope you don't eat at any restaurant ever if excessive oil/butter shocks you
>>11002923His only mistake was not also using mayo
>>11002931Butter then oil then more butter to properly grill a sandwich isn't anything "any restaurant" ever would do. It's something an amateur or a pretentious asshole would do to compensate for something (either not enough skill, or too much of a tryhard). On top of making it a sogged out mess, you won't be able to taste anything but butter (which kind of ruins the point of putting a selection of artisan cheeses on a fucking grilled cheese for a kid).>>11002936And skipping the mandatory deep-fry. What kind of pleb is this guy?
>>11002761My parents cut off the fat and sliced my meats for me after they cooked it. I shouldn't have to get my hands dirty for food or cut things while I eat. Nothing to do with processed foods.
>>11002946Why are you criticizing a grilled cheese sandwich that came out absolutely amazing.
>>11002956>came out absolutely amazingCame out looking amazing, almost certainly tasting like oil and not much else. If what you care about is presentation, that's perfectly fine - that is one way to care about food. I care about taste more than presentation, which gets me a lot of shit from pretentious tryhards. I'd rather have a grilled cheese sandwich that wasn't perfectly golden brown all the way across the bread if that meant it didn't taste like a clogged artery.I'm sure the sandwich was a-okay for the kiddo, but slathering a grilled sandwich in oil and butter to get the job done is a travesty. Turn the heat down, use less oil, stop demanding that food be ready to eat with 15 minutes.>>11002963>i dont have an argument>BUT IVE GOT REACTION IMAGESYou'll find that I am in fact king retard, lowly sperg-wannabe.
>>11002953>My parents cut off the fat and sliced my meats for me after they cooked itIn other words, they served you processed food. They were just the ones doing the processing.
>>11000650I wish he had, just so i can blame him for the state the world is in right now.
>>11002967Wanna know how I can tell you never set foot in a professional kitchen in your life?
>>10999487god-tier product placementgonna get me a whopper someday
>>11002972Because I haven't, as if that means fuck all about my ability to cook or to enjoy food. Have you ever set foot in a professional kitchen? I don't mean washing plates or slapping recipes together at some family chain. Let's met out what "professional kitchen" really means here. If you haven't gone to cooking school and worked in a michelin rated restaurant, can we even offer opinions?Fuck off.
>>11002989I am deeply wounded by your poignant, succinct, and accurate criticism that I cannot refute. You have bested me, internet-stranger.
>>11002750Stew is made with meat that has no bones because its cooked for a long period of time to make it tender.
>>11002969Just kill yourself.When you cut your food it's processed now. Holy shit. Why even cook it.
>>11002983>has no frame of reference for a professional kitchen>"waaaah I hate that this movie chef cooks like an actual chef"
>>11002993A long cooking time works the same way regardless if there are bones present or not.However, bones provide additional flavor, so you'd be dump not to leave them in there.
>>11002983Spergeriffic. You know that "professional" just means you make a living at it, don't you? There are shitty professional cooks in shitty professional kitchens. That being said, if you can keep up with a rush, improvise on the fly, keep health standards, and make a ton of different dishes, you're better than most home cooks.
>>11002999I never said I have no frame of reference. My wife is a chef.>cooks like an actual chefCooks like a guy trying to prep something that mostly looks good while he's under a time limit. Like I said, nothing wrong with that, it is one way for people to cook, arguably the most popular. But it's not my cup of tea, especially considering that restaurant cooking like that is mostly about show and presentation and not so much about taste.
>>11002967If you take more than 15 minutes to make a grilled cheese sandwich, it's probably burnt. Fucking kill yourself.
>>11003003It depends on what meat you are using desu. Usually stew is made with beef. Chiken stew is just a meme.
>>11003012I know what professional means, I was wondering what his arbitrary standard of professional is. A professional cook in a professional kitchen is also the guy flipping eggs at Denny's, and if you really want to get into the technicality of the definition is the guy throwing frozen fries into baskets at McDonald's. Neither of those situations is obviously what that tryhard meant.>>11003018That was a generalization. As in, you shouldn't be trying to cook like you're on a line with a customer waiting, because you most likely aren't.>>11003021>let people have opinionsOkay, I agree. Like I said, I don't care for it, but plenty of people do. Seems like end of discussion to me, unless you have some autistic need to get the last word (I do.)
>>10999487is the rest of the movie good?
>>11003032You're criticizing a movie scene where a guy makes an obviously delicious grilled cheese sandwich because you have an aversion to oil and butter.
>>11003041and weirdly lying about a fictional wife
>>11000865a new one for the collection, thanks
When I make grilled cheese, I butter both sides, no oil needed. Some people love the buttery taste, others didn't care. Never met someone who disliked butter.
>>11000865I refuse to believe he's not trolling us all
>>11002103>ovenbut for how long and how hot, you tard
>>11002369yeah i wouldn't put it in my mouth either but it looks cool
>>11003041Yes, I am, and even if that were my only criticisms, it's not like it really matters. Regardless, I don't have an aversion to oil and butter, I have an aversion to oversaturating food with it. I don't care for french food for a reason.>>11003044Sorry, I'm just a normalfag. I've even had sex at least once before my wife's boyfriend put the lock on my peepee.
>>11003067Nobody with a chef wife would be so weirdly hung up on fatI 100% refuse to believe that whoever you're slamming is a professional cook
>>11003067He didn't even put that much and your palette is clearly uncultured.
>>11003088>your palette is clearly uncultured>paletteSo is your grasp of the English language, retard.
>>11000005>stew for hours already overcooked canned foodbut that IPA killed mewhy
You call this a webm thread?
>>11002756ah, gas flavored hotdogs
>>11003244how did he even get into it?
>>11000656This is not how marinades work.
>>11003067fucking pleb tier
>>11003254sneaky indian powers
Not a webm but deserves to be one:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzDu5P9M6F4
>>11003036Is one of the comfiest movies i've seen.
>>11003266histrionic personality disorder: the webm
>>11003266> That one place in Straya that did Avocado Cappuccinos as a joke until people seriously wanted them
>>11003043I've never seen a solid stick of mayo before. Huh
>>11003314>stick of mayo
>>11003123>English is everyone's first language>using the wrong word makes you a retardNice damage control; at least you understand your own poor taste.
>>11003307honestly since avocados are creamy and used kinda like milk in smoothies sometimes I could see how that would work, although I'm not sure what fuckery they'd have to do to make it frothy enough for a cappuccino
>>11000656I've worked in a meat factory.We used similar -but much bigger- machines to inject brine into pork meat.It disgusted me so much I would never ever use that shit.
>>10999817It's not a parody. It's a YouTube video on "how do you eat your pizza." Various people show their techniques, and he shows his own "techniques"
>>11003384words hurt, anon, please be more carefulalso name calling is literally the lowest form of argument. It's even below "no u"
>>11003036The whole movie isn't that good.
>>11003471so it's a video where morons bicker with retards?
>>11003460there's nothing wrong with injecting flavor or butter or brine into meat. Heston even does it
>>11000916>He's never had a nice cold coke with a warm burger in his mouth at the same timeIt's great
>>10999374So the laptop either broke or the baby got blasted in the face with it. I like to imagine the latter.
>>11003244open your eyes you weak-minded fool and see the reality. the egg is a LIE
>>11003061>implying this "recipes" aren't just eye candy for facebook
>>11003459They just pour it into an avocado, it's not mixed. Also I goofed, it's a latte.
>>11001698What even is this it look hideous
>>11003556alright this is way stupid. what do they do with the scooped out part?
>>11002769bait or not anyone that does this is fucking stupid
>>11003266these fucking people
>>11003613This is disgusting
>>11003259Are you doubting Chef Tony? sure he's no Chef Excellence but give him some credit
>>11002256Man pouring boiling water over a still alive fish that's just cruel and unnecessary
>>11003273zucc looks like he needs to remember to blink.
>>11003273>microwave below chest height replicant confirmed
>>11000235Just another reason for me to despise Marshmello.
>>11002765>the way he juts his fat neck out like an obese snapping turtle>snapping turtlelost to this
>>11004012zucc acts like he is really really high and had to leave his house for some reason and be among sober people so he has to keep telling himself "just act natural" so nobody knows he's high but the act of trying to look natural makes you look strange
>>11001510try deadmau5either way, some of the cringiest shit i've ever seen
>>11004219Those are some fucking handsome spongecakes.
>>11004219This gave me a new fetish.
>>11004331seeing it happen that close up is anxiety inducing
>>10999470>Hot steaming pizza>Just grabs it barehanded no problemJeez Granny is hardcore.
>>11002103This is actually not that bad at all but either those potatoes are undercooked because of how late they were added and if they are cooked than the carrot and celery must be fucking nuked at that stage.
>>11000865He prays the pain away
>>11000865How many strokes will it take to end him
>>11004858Ja/ck/ has transcended mortality by surviving numerous ailments of the flesh. It will take more than mere physical strain and trauma to kill him.
>>11003276Thanks for this gem bruh.
>>11002562Stick to tendies.
>>11002731I saw that movie when I was a really little kid and would always eat twinkie wiener sandwiches on my birthday. They're really good.I was fat.
>>11003613The cap that comes off is all beeswax so they just save it up until and process it.You retard.
>>11003036It's really good. The guy's country has a revolution the second his flight lands in the US, and due to some legal loophole he's not allowed to leave the airport or fly back to his home country
>>11005244I had no idea avocados were made out of beeswax, thanks for enlightening me
>>11000005Would make but I wouldn't throw it all at once.
>>11004331big boy bitewhat a legend
>>11005284It's pretty rare lore. Keep it to yourself, don't want everyone finding out after all.
>>11005244you are reading that post wrrong
>>11000701>Obligatory "JCF,IJGC".>mfw I already know what this means...I've been here too long.
>>11003043have you ever done mayo on a grilled cheese? it sounds disgusting, i'll admit, but it definitely works. might be possibly better than using butter.
>>11004323The machine is styring mashed potatoes and the woman is also a potato (retarded)
>>11004745i would hope that they were boiled separately, as to not add additional starches to the liquid.
>>11002769doritos pb&ji probably would t b h famalam
>>11003559probably eggs and stuff boiled in a plastic bag
>>110008651 stroke wasn't enough
>>11005793Oh ok, thanks anon.
>>11005924You mean 2 strokes.
>>11003266so these cunts are the faggots making avocado in my country expensive by buying all of it. now i know what place to rob once i go there.
>>11003266>watching that woman's face through the whole thing
>>11003273Beep boop dry toast in oral receptical.
>>11002731I actually tried them today. I feel the cheese is unnecessary, but otherwise a surprisingly good food.
>>11000000The way he squeezes the lime like a pansy is what pisses me off the most.
>>11002953Until what age?Don't mean to be rude, but that sounds like some seriously overbearing helicopter mom shit.>wouldn't get hands dirtyhow exactly did you eat in your house>wouldn't cut things while i atethis is one of the most ridiculous things i've read on this site, let alone this board. what cutlery were you allowed? a spoon only? a fork on a good day?please elaborate
>>11003067>french food is oversaturated with fatYank french food perhaps. (an aspect of) French food is about achieving the perfect amount of hedonism without it becoming overbearing - NOT something I would expect an American to understand.
>>11004262I want to fuck the cakes
>>11000656>perfect vacuumScience would like a word with chef tony
>>11003023If you use boneless breast, sure chicken stew is bland.Using bone-in thigh always works really well however.
>>11002953Are you a toddler?
>>11004203Even gayer than the fag eating pizza.
>>11000005Not only would this be gross, or at best extremely poor, it's also insanely expensive. Why the fuck are you throwing shit in there like jarred roasted red peppers? You might as well be making a stew out of sliced deli meat...
>>11006836He calls it his garbage stew because he throws in everything in his refrigerator/pantry that is about to expire.
>>11003999>still alivewhy do you think this filet of fish is alive
>>11005793that doesn't look at all like mashed potatoes
>>11002946>tryhard>grill cheese sandwich
>>11002256I used hot water like this once to cook shrimp. It doesn't take much to cook seafood.
>>11007024in america you can get potato mash in powder formalso powdered eggsreply to this post with other impressive foods that have been Powdered
>>11007151if it's dehydrated and powdered i wouldn't call it mashed potatoes at that point, any more than i'd call a box of cake mix a cake.
>>11007173oh fuck are you that turbonerd who was arguing about that delicious grilled cheese above?forget i said anything
>>11007175no, i'm a different turbornerd who was not involved in the grilled cheese argument in the slightest. i stand by my point above.
>>11007187phew, ok then:cake mix is not dehydrated cake in powder form, whereas powdered mash is.
>>11000656I saw that bit in Saw VI.
>>11007151You just reminded me of this old thinghttps://youtu.be/U4MTgjNkfyI?t=7s
>>11000865These things breed
>>10999374what was the point of this?putting all that together must have taken a lot more effort than manually putting the piece of cake on the plate
>>11007246I do this with rosemary and garlic and capers. Well I used to use capers, but I can't find any good ones, so I use extra lemon.
>>11000005what's that huge red thing he pulled out of a jar..?
>>11007607>what was the point of this?To make a fun contraption and video.
>>11003056Yeah, he got morbidly obese and had 2 strokes to troll us. Good joke Ja/ck/!
>>11002769I can vouch for the Doritos one, that shit goes in the paint
>>11006881It's clearly moving
>>11002562I feel so alone Gonna end up a big old pile of them bones
And since it's relevant but has audio:https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1533323286632.webm
>>11008567>dat shaft of light shining down upon him as he tucks into that WHOPPER®, complete with perfect ketchup and mayo smudgeskino
>>11001721Because the character's problem is that he's putting too much fucking effort into making a simple grilled cheese sandwich.
>>11008575For some reason I always found her highly unattractive.
>>11008829>For some reasonThat reason is you being GAY
>>10999549What the fuck is his problem? Jesus.
>>11000198>>11002416>105 lbs>goes to gym 3 days a weekhmmmmmmmmm
>>11003244>filenamegood job anon
>>11008938One at a time
>>11008829You're scared of strong women. Millennia of patriarchy will do that to you.
>>11008885i think he means >curls 10 lb dumbbells to failure and goes on the elliptical for 20 min
>>11003254He built it around himself
>>11002453What's that they scrape on the side of the finished dish?
>>11003244Everyone send your energy to the king to save us in our final 4cc group match tomorrow. We need to win to stay in.
>>11002453What's that they scrape on the edge of the plate?And where's the green onions gone?
>>11009494Mustard Not the full video
>>11007607>putting all that together must have taken a lot more effort than manually putting the piece of cake on the platethat's the whole point
>>11003613Is this the slav bee guy? What's his name?
>>10999549At least the video is: YOU'RE EATING IT WRONG
>>11009783How did this hot cheetos topping meme become popular
>>11009783Flaming hot laxative pizza
>>11009927that has to be half an 8 ball
>>11009966If you had audio, you would realise how much despair this webm causes
>>11009961I wonder if he's dancing or trying to look impressive like if it's supposed to be a "trick" to just violently convulse while making crepes at a slightly-faster-than-normal speed.
>>11010036This is a cool concept but there will inevitably be one of the dips that nobody likes, which will render that entire side of the wiener wall inedible.
>>11009976>"creamy scalloped potatoes"You made a poor man's potato dauphinoise, you uncultured fuck>dogshit caesar salad with meme ingredients>Steak is cooked to medium when rare would be the only suitable way to cut through all of the goddamn cream in the salad and potatoes
>>11010036Super Bowl snacks always fascinate me. It's junk food elevated to an art-form with aesthetic and utilitarian presentation (i.e. looks good and easy to eat).
>>11010046how could you hate any of those flavors?
>>11010061>how could you hate any of those flavors?Ohhhh, that steak looks good!
>>11010205>$200 food challenge>21lbs of rice>1lb of slop>people still dumb enough to try
>>11010205With a higher prize money, this could make a good arc in Kaiji.
>>11002453>boiled and pressure-cooked baconWTF! Was Japan conquered by Britain or something?
>>10999374That was incredibly cool.
>>11008829you've been drinking tap water and are now gay
>>11003051I find adding oil to a grill cheese just makes it taste like nasty deep fried bread.
>>11003273>LOOK AT ME IM HUMAN REALLY I EAT FOOD WATCH EXECUTE BREADCRUMB.EXE
>>11002562They are going to "disolve" in the stew. Reheat it a couple time, and it turns godly
>>10999549This guy is for SURE homosexual. Right?
>>11004331>the way he looks at you aftermy sides
>>11004331I miss young Jack
>>11002993Only in America most African stews like goat stews and some Asian countries (not all) the dish is traditionally served with the bones in there and you just set them aside as you eat the stew
>>10999740lol, imagine how fucking stupid you'd have to be to flip the piece with the parmesan shavings on it instead of the other one
>>11002977Had one tonight. It was good.
>>11000920Of course it was, once the glove comes out it's clearly satire
>>11002103Ah, Yes. Nice. Rustic... Lovely... Absolutely marvelous
>>10999374The thing that bothers me the most about this is that at the speed he was eating there is no fucking way he cleaned his plate in under 2 minutes.They didn't even fucking humor us by leaving bones on his plate.Fucking hate lazy shit like this
>>11007607that's the whole point of a rube goldberg machine
>>11011170>85 dollars>fried and covered in sauceunreasonably mad right now
>>10999374>>11011173plus he's eating gayly, how the fuck do you manage to *eat* in a gay way
>>11003036it's great, and the true story underlines how absurd the world can be with politics and shit
>>11004331God... he reminds me too much of my dad
>>11011037What did mom used to say again?"Never put salt in your eye""Never-never put salt in your eye""Put salt in your eye""ALWAYS PUT SALT IN YOUR EYE"
>>11011170>paying more than 20 dollars for a deep fried dish
>>11009927you know, the greatest part of this video is the fact that they're using a card that basically gives students free food. So they are abusing state welfare in more ways than another.I fucking hate people.
>>11010021>Nail polish and a ring while cookingWhy are women so incompetent and disgusting?
>tfw no qt whale gf to fat shame and watch eating as she cries
>>11011349God, I want her to suck my dick with cake in her mouth. Or do her from behind while shes eating like that.
>>11008829she has no hips and high testosterone levels so looks like a man .
>>11008512Why not just make timpano?