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Where my Vark bro's at? Get in here and share your favorite things to do with Vark sauce or just share your Vark lifestyle! For me, it's the best!

>> No.10997802

>>10997790
Bruh, I’m ‘varkin right now with some ‘vark ‘go ‘za

>> No.10997835

this made me pee my pants

>> No.10997846

>>10997790
I actually remember ads like that
90s were truly the greatest years of all time

>> No.10997875

>>10997790
You're livin' the lifestyle varkbro! Soak up some rays, talk to some hotties, and sauce it big style.

>> No.10997899

>>10997790
what kind of varkporizer do you guys use?

>> No.10997907
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10997907

>>10997790
Sick a varkbro powwow!

>> No.10997936

>>10997790
I like going to baseball games and sending a bottle of vark sauce down the row so everyone can pump up their dog or burger. You should see their faces... everyone instantly becomes a citizen of the 'vark-nation!

>> No.10997937

>>10997790
This really appeals to me as a consumer

>> No.10997960

>>10997936
Awesomeness bro!

>> No.10998215

>>10997899
Vaporvark 9000 420ohm

>> No.10998218

>>10997937
CATCH SURF

>> No.10998246

My roomie recently acquired a bunch of this stuff and threw it on the share shelf of the fridge and said to eat as much as I wanted.

Is it really that varkin' good?

>> No.10998339

>>10998246
Bro, welcome to the varknation. Some say its similar to ketchup with a kick, but i think its closer to high-fiving god after a sweet surf session. Nobody can tell you how to vark, except you!