Why is this stuff so popular?

[Anonymous No.10993010]

I dont like water, its so borrrrrring.
>*KSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
>*glug glug glug glug*
>ahhh thats what I'm talking about

[Anonymous No.10993019]

>>10993010
Cause fatties with childlike palettes gonna fat.

[Anonymous No.10993026]

>>10993010
Because it's sweet and children like sweet things. Then as it turns out when your parents don't teach you moderation and all you drink is soda you condition your body into thinking everything you drink should be sweet. So you end up with an adult who has ruined their ability to drink water in an unaltered state.

[Anonymous No.10993033]

>Water? Eww, no thanks! I just don't like the taste.

[Anonymous No.10993036]

>>10993010
Why do you keep making these shit threads?

[Anonymous No.10993065]

A tenner says OP is a monstrous fattie that only drinks diet cola.

[Anonymous No.10993086]

>>10993010
Because human beings like sweet things. Soda tastes fucking good, that's why people like it. Not rocket science.

[Anonymous No.10993258]

same reason why the McChicken TM, the best fast food sandwich, is popular. Of course any McChicken TM value meal wouldn't be complete without a nice, cold, tall, sweet-as-the-nectar-of-the-gods Coca-Cola TM to go with it.

[Anonymous No.10993279]

>>10993086
>Soda tastes fucking good
>fucking good
lad, I...

[Anonymous No.10993288]

>>10993086
>30+ grams of sugar in 8oz of carbonated water is 'good'

[Anonymous No.10993293]

>>10993019
>palettes

[Anonymous No.10993309]

>>10993288
Yeah that’s like 2 tablespoons
Not a big deal if you’re drinking a normal non health threatening amount
Is your problem with soda or people who drink soda like water?

[Anonymous No.10993316]

>>10993309
>2 tablespoons
>Not a big deal if

lad, stop, please

[Anonymous No.10993330]

>>10993316
That’s not an argument
That’s you having an opinion so shitty all you can do is post reaction images
Your next response will have a reaction image, bitch, with no real point

[Anonymous No.10993335]

>>10993036
thhhsounds lithke thomebody is a diet *buuuuuurp* coke dwinker.

[Anonymous No.10993341]

>only 1 soda a year for the past 7 years
i dont want to think about how much id weigh or how bloated id feel after meals if i never gave it up. jesus

[Anonymous No.10993342]

>>10993335
Disgusting, what kind of third worlder would drink Diet Cock? Only Diet Bepis is good enough for me.

[Anonymous No.10993351]

>>10993330
How old are you? how many more arguments do you need to realize shitton of sugar is not good for your body?
You probably don't need to hear any more, you know it already. You just don't care enough to look after yourself.

Fuck you, no image.

[Anonymous No.10993363]

>>10993330
You know the World Health Organization recommends you consume 25g of sugar a day right? They also say that less than that is even better. So one cup of coke and that's more than the recommended amount of sugar in a day for an average person

[Anonymous No.10993376]

>>10993363
That’s for a 2000 calorie diet, which only manlets and children have

So what you’re basically saying is that soda is an adults beverage
And that you’re a manlet

[Anonymous No.10993378]

>>10993351
>alcohol is bad for you
>red meat is bad for you
>sugar is bad for you
Yet you’re here shitting up /ck/ because fizzy pop triggers you

[Anonymous No.10993382]

>>10993378
Don't forget that eggs are also bad for you.

[Anonymous No.10993383]

>>10993010
Water is for poors, diet soda is the king of drinks

[Anonymous No.10993386]

Maybe you'll find out if you make this thread again

[Anonymous No.10993390]

>>10993376
If children shouldn't drink soda, then why are you drinking it?

[Anonymous No.10993398]

>>10993309
Your veins and kidneys think it's a pretty big deal.

[Anonymous No.10993404]

>>10993376
So you either do heavy manual labour or your grossly overweight, got it.

[Anonymous No.10993408]

>>10993335
Mate. Nobody really EVEN drinks Diet Coke. Why is that shit still even around when the way-more-superior, based Coke Zero exists?

[Anonymous No.10993417]

>>10993378
If fizzy pop gave me as much use and pleasure as red meat/alcohol, I wouldn't be here shilling against it.
There's no quality in such chemical shit, the main reason you like it is that you have no sense of taste for quality you industrialized peace of fat shit.

[Anonymous No.10993425]

>>10993404
A sedentary 5’10 male who weighs 165 (median recommended weight) is 2100
So the absolute bare minimum for not being a stick like shorty could easily drink 1 soda a day
And that’s if you don’t exercise at all

[Anonymous No.10993430]

>>10993390
Children shouldn’t drink alcohol or have sex
Are you saying adults shouldn’t do things that weak and vulnerable children shouldn’t do?

[Anonymous No.10993432]

>>10993417
>chemical shit
>literally defending alcohol
Kek, whatever kid
If you don’t like soda and you do like red meat, I’m not going to shitpost in a steak thread saying you should like what I like

[Anonymous No.10993441]

>>10993432
>literally defending alcohol

>homebrew alco is pure chemical shit
:^) stay fat cunt

[Anonymous No.10993459]

>>10993441
>ctrl+f
>1 result for home brew
I’m sure that’s exactly what you were talking about this entire time
Look, now that you’re shitposting on /ck/ for the first time, you should probably understand that “chemicals” isn’t a good excuse
Hfcs is literally just a type of sugar, the same type that gets fermented in your “homebrew”
If you understood science you’d know that all alcohol resembles soda at some point in the fermentation process, as in liquid filled with sugar and carbon dioxide, but commercial beers even more so

[Anonymous No.10993470]

>>10993288
I didn't say it was good for you, I said it tastes good. Learn 2 read. We're hardwired to like the taste of sugars and fats and salts because they're all rare in nature, we didn't evolve in an environment where you can get as much of those as you want.

[Anonymous No.10993485]

>>10993408
It still contains liver destroying chemicals that hook you up and makes you age faster.

[Anonymous No.10993491]

>>10993485
Woah just like alcohol

[Anonymous No.10993501]

>>10993491
A glass of wine isn't going to kill you, is just grape juice fermented, coke is a chemical with the vilest intention in mind.

[Anonymous No.10993515]

>>10993501
>Vilest intention

[Anonymous No.10993535]

>>10993501
>coke is a chemical
>alcohol, directly related to brain cell death and liver damage, isn’t

[Anonymous No.10993539]

>>10993535
>>10993501
Drinking multiple cups of soda while pregnant isn’t going to make your baby stillborn

[Anonymous No.10993542]

>>10993515
>>10993535
Fuck off PENTEX.

[Anonymous No.10993548]

>>10993542
Only if you fuck off big pharma/big booze lobbyist

[Anonymous No.10993549]

>>10993408
thoooundths like youre a baby thathht cant hanthdle the supperior flathvor of diet coke.

[Anonymous No.10993552]

>>10993548
Funny, the big pharma is behind coke.

[Anonymous No.10993558]

>>10993542
I don't know what that means, but Coke isn't some sinister conspiracy, it's just cheap unhealthy sugar water.

[Anonymous No.10993585]

>>10993010
How many times are you going to make this thread you idiot?

[Sage No.10993586]

>>10993417
>peace of fat shit
Can't wait for the war of fat shit desu