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Whenever I drink a can of Mountain Dew regardless of the flavor, I get hit with a mixture of euphoria, and an adrenaline rush. This drink makes me feel like the most powerful human being within the universes entire existence, despite the fact that i might get diabetes due to the sugar content, and the fact that the bromated vegetable oil will kill me within the future.

Does anyone else experience this type of feeling whenever they drink Mountain Dew, or any other soft drink?

>> No.10991759

Sometimes I like to go into a gas station and buy a refreshing Brisk soda. I crack the top, take a swig and say "Ah, that's Brisk!"

>> No.10991774

>>10991759
Brisk doesn't give me that adrenaline like Mountain Dew does.

It also makes me think about the music from the early 2000's such as Linkin park, and Slipknot

>> No.10991855
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>Take sip of Faygo Moon Mist
>"Mmmmm, heh heh"
>Take another sweet sip
>"Mmmmm woah, woah hoh hoh! This is great haha!"
>Take a nice glug
>"WAAHAHAHAHAHA THAT'S THE STUFF BABY HAHAHAA WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
>Face becomes pale white
>Take another big gulp
>"HAHAH....HEH HEH...HAH HAH HAH"
>Face becomes details with black clown markings
>"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M A WICKED CLOWN WOOOP WOOOP HAHAHAHAHAHA"
>GLUG GLUG
>"THE WICKED CLOWNS ARE GONNA CHOP CHOP!"
>Chop Faygo bottle with hatchet and let the sweet juice fly all over me, open another to throw around and another to chug
>"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

>> No.10991908

>not Throwback
>not Baja Blast
>not MOTHERFUCKING CODE RED
Sorry to say this, but you've got absolutely shit taste in Dew.

>> No.10991922

>>10991908
Code red is foul
Purple is too

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10992464

Yes. Pic related.

>> No.10993446
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>>10991855
WHOOP WHOOP, NINJA

>> No.10993520

>>10991922
Code Red is still miles better than Pitch Black, a.k.a. just fucking generic grape soda with a Dew label

>> No.10993570

does anyone else get severe abdominal pain when they try to chug a can of Mountain Dew?

it always happens to me, and only with Mountain Dew. I could chug a Pepsi and be fine.

>> No.10993702

>>10993446
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNSBIMLs96M