/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10984188]

>own one bowl
>make a meal
>it's too big to eat in one sitting
>put my bowl in the fridge
>make chicken strips
>have literally nothing to put it on

darn

[Anonymous No.10984203]

>>10984188
What the fuck is wrong with you, OP? Be a fucking grown up and get some fucking tableware. One bowl? Where do you live, a fucking jail cell in Nicaragua? A fucking hut on a mountain in Afghanistan? Actually I bet BOTH places have more bowls than you. GET SOME TABLEWARE. I hate you so much for this, OP. You are so retarded. Jesus Christ.

[Anonymous No.10984215]

>>10984188
put them on a folded paper towel you fucking mess

[Anonymous No.10984226]

>>10984215
I don't own paper towel or toilet paper, I ended up just using my frying pan

[Anonymous No.10984236]

>>10984226
Do you hate your life? Because I hate yours.

[Anonymous No.10984241]

>>10984203
i don't believe in unnecessary possessions aside from my anime stuff. This only happens every six months or so when I make a meal too big to eat in a single sitting and my bowl becomes a storage vector.

[Anonymous No.10984248]

>>10984241
Anime stuff is ALWAYS necessary

[Anonymous No.10984251]

>>10984226
>>10984241
Holy fuck this is getting real dark real quick

[Anonymous No.10984257]

>>10984236
No, it's almost perfect except for one or two things. I've noticed mostly other people hate it more than I do. The people at the hot tub club for example, seriously do not like my job at all and are always pestering me to join the military. I thought when I told them I was already a decorated veteran they would get off my back, but that just somehow made them more determined in their quest to make me re-enlist.

[Anonymous No.10984263]

>>10984226
That is truly one of the grossest things I've ever seen. Wash your pan for Christ's sakes. I bet you have fucking bedbugs OP

[Anonymous No.10984269]

just go to goodwill and a buy a bowl or two jesus christ

[Anonymous No.10984272]

>>10984188
Go to a reach out, good will, or something, or buy some 1 dollar paper towels and use them as makeshift plates.

[Anonymous No.10984282]

>>10984257
>decorated veteran
Middle school ROTC doesn't count bud.
You're seriously expecting us to believe you're a decorated veteran that eats frozen chicken tenders, can't pull his fucking life together enough to wash his disgusting pan or buy enough household items to eat dinner? A decorated veteran who considers anime paraphernalia to be his only necessities? Was your decoration a purple heart for losing all your goddamned brains?

[Anonymous No.10984311]

>>10984188
>Owning a bowl
It's like you can't help but rely on possessions.

[Anonymous No.10984312]

>>10984188
Buy a fucking bowl you degenerate

[Anonymous No.10984330]

>>10984282

[Anonymous No.10984337]

Why didn't you just finish the leftovers instead of making tendies? In a pinch when dishes aren't done washing I usually use a few paper towels folded over each other as a plate and use cupcake liners for little dipping sauce holders.

[Anonymous No.10984340]

>>10984330
Are your abnormal living conditions due to combat-related PTSD?

[Anonymous No.10984341]

>>10984330

[Anonymous No.10984346]

>>10984188
You are fucking disgusting, consider suicide or better yourself

[Anonymous No.10984350]

>>10984340
yeah mister it's the special kind of PTSD that keeps you from doing dishes

[Anonymous No.10984355]

>>10984330
> Implying you didn't buy that
I'm no canuck but I'm willing to bet that's the equivalent of a 'you graduated basic' medal.
>>10984340
PTSD is extremely rare in reality, most people who claim it just want bennies.

[Anonymous No.10984369]

>>10984355
Well, my name is inscribed on the rim but obviously I am not going to provide that information to you anyway.

Only americans get the special decorations just for joining. But to be fair to them, you only get a decoration upon enlistment if you join during wartime. It's not the recruits fault that america literally never stops being at war.

[Anonymous No.10984371]

>>10984330
> One expeditionary medal
> Decorated
The socks I'm wearing right now have more time overseas than you buddy

[Anonymous No.10984378]

>>10984369
>>10984330
http://www.forces.gc.ca/en/honours-history-medals-chart/medal-osm-exp.page

Can't really figure out what this award is for but there you have it. OP is apparently not a liar today. Although he is a dirty weeb

[Anonymous No.10984385]

>>10984371
Well it's not a contest, fella. But really I should get rid of this one too because of the whole "unnecessary item" thing, just like I did with every other bit of special metal.

[Anonymous No.10984391]

>>10984378
Equivalent of GWOT expeditionary medal. Literally just ' I was attached to a unit that spent a small time overseas '. No extra shit either so it's not like he's done it more than once.

[Anonymous No.10984393]

>>10984188
>That low res
Terrible, take a lap

[Anonymous No.10984395]

>>10984385
Why don't you take a hammer and bang it out into a little bowl?

[Anonymous No.10984396]

>>10984385
"Well it's not a contest, fella."
> Literally bringing up your own service on 4chan on a board not relating to it at all

[Anonymous No.10984411]

>>10984385
>"special metal"
Fuck, OP. looking at your living conditions I'm surprised you haven't put some "special metal" through your temporal lobe at this point

[Anonymous No.10984420]

>>10984396
military types sure can be insufferable

y-you have to rejoin the military, your achievements aren't good enough!

[Anonymous No.10984425]

>>10984241
Ugh OP you pretentious faggot. TABLEWARE IS A NECESSARY POSSESSION.

[Anonymous No.10984429]

>>10984425
well I don't even really have a table either, but if it was necessary, I suppose I would be dead or something if I didn't have it and I'm not.

[Anonymous No.10984440]

>>10984393
It's not low resolution, there's just more steam from the shower in my version of the photo.

[Anonymous No.10984460]

>>10984429
What is with these skewed notions of necessity? I'm severely doubting you read Thich Nhat Hanh book after you quit the military and then decide to lead a life of ascetic monasticism.

You're a grown adult who collects cartoon toys, eats chicken strips, doesn't own a table, apparently doesn't believe in tableware, posts on 4chan and doesn't clean his filthy cooking materials. You're free to do all the above but you ought'n't to be surprised when people see it and act repulsed

[Anonymous No.10984485]

>>10984460
Well we can hardly argue before we define the term necessity. I operate under the typical version.

>the fact of being required or indispensable

You must be using a slightly different connotation, which is fine, language is a bit different for each individual, but unless we are on the same page, any discussion is meaningless.

Of course, all discussion is meaningless(wink occurs here), but that's beside the point.

[Anonymous No.10984499]

>>10984485
>>10984460

Anon, you can't argue someone out of being an unsanitary weeaboo

[Anonymous No.10984513]

>>10984460
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diogenes_syndrome
>Diogenes syndrome is a disorder that involves hoarding of rubbish (weeb shit) and severe self-neglect. In addition, the syndrome is characterized by domestic squalor, syllogomania, social alienation, and refusal of help.

[Anonymous No.10984515]

>>10984282
My friends dad was a vet of 6 years and still left fucking plastic wrap on a pizza to bake.

[Anonymous No.10984520]

>>10984188
>one bowl
Who are you, fucking Diogenes? Are you going to throw the bowl away if you figure out a better way to store food?

[Anonymous No.10984525]

>>10984429
Did you get lobotomized by a bullet?

[Anonymous No.10984528]

>>10984513
Diogenes didn't hoard and from the sounds of things neither does OP

[Anonymous No.10984533]

>>10984520
Brutha! I am pinned here!

[Anonymous No.10984536]

>>10984528
He said he hordes anime trash.

[Anonymous No.10984538]

>>10984513
ah fuck, that's a mental disorder diagnosis I could have done without.

[Anonymous No.10984540]

>>10984528
He hoards anime toys and other weeb shit >>10984241
As for the disorder, I didn't name it.

[Anonymous No.10984546]

>>10984536
>Anime
>Trash
You're trash

>>10984540
>Owning anime stuff =/= hoarding anime stuff

[Anonymous No.10984553]

>>10984546
Yes, I'm sure he owns a perfectly reasonable amount of anime paraphernalia

[Anonymous No.10984564]

>>10984188
>>10984420
>>10984485


judging by these posts, i understand where you are mentally OP and i appreciate your posts. i still think you're gross with that pan though, and you should use aluminum foil or paper towels for makeshift plates.

cya

[Anonymous No.10984577]

>>10984528
The disorder name is a misnomer

[Anonymous No.10984579]

>>10984520
I don't know if you can find a better way than my bowl. But the bowl, which has been with me a few years now, probably won't last much longer because it will not come with me when I move on. I'm going to use that chance to really cut down on my possessions more than I already have.

[Anonymous No.10984609]

Fellow one-bowler here. Best wishes to you OP.

[Anonymous No.10984616]

>>10984553
I mean you probably own like 20 or 30 bowls, not even counting plates and utensils. My plates(0) plus my bowls(1), plus all my anime stuff probably doesn't even add up to all the plates and forks and spoons and whisks and spatulas that you own.

[Anonymous No.10984630]

>>10984546
Watching anime is fine, I guess. But buying figures and shit for it is pretty trash.

[Anonymous No.10984652]

>>10984564
bye friend

[Anonymous No.10984680]

>>10984460
It’s called anime, they’re not cartoons.

[Anonymous No.10984934]

>>10984609
me too, fuck the haters

[Anonymous No.10984946]

>>10984226
You used a frying pan to wipe your ass?

[Anonymous No.10984950]

>>10984946
don't be silly mister.

[Anonymous No.10984956]

>>10984946
Pretty sure he doesn't view toilets/toilet paper as "necessary"

[Anonymous No.10984989]

>>10984956
well it isn't

[Anonymous No.10985064]

>>10984188
>have shitty old pots and pans
>decide to buy new high quality ones
>stow them away in the cupboard and never use them

[Anonymous No.10985581]

>>10984616
This is a sentence that could only be uttered by an insane person. OP thinks that the average person owns between twenty and thirty bowls. This thread has strayed far beyond the bounds of reason

[Anonymous No.10985618]

>>10984188
I know that feel, when im out working in the oilfield i only bring 1 bowl, and 1 plate, and 1 cup with a single person silverware set, i cook with a set of 3 different sized pans, and thats about it, im considering doing it that way at home so i dont have dishes to pile up

[Anonymous No.10985643]

>>10985581
I fucking hate pot addicted addicts, why can't they be addicted to something fatal? anyway yeah most people have lots of bowls

[Timothy Frank (Bellevue, WA) No.10985660]

>>10984226
Why bother using anything at that point OP

[Anonymous No.10985663]

>>10984188
>The absolute state of the human race

[Timothy Frank (Bellevue, WA) No.10985665]

>>10984282
You ever met a vet irl pal?

[Anonymous No.10985748]

>>10984241
I wanna see the anime stuff

[Anonymous No.10985801]

>>10984241
Post your flat. I can only assume it's crazy fucked up

[Anonymous No.10985804]

>>10985748
Well, I collect mugs of anime characters holding mugs. Many of my mugs are one of the kind. I want more than I currently have, I have about fifteen all over, between my fridge and my work office and so on. I stopped collecting temporarily because I am moving but my move keeps getting delayed.

[Anonymous No.10985820]

>>10984226
Jesus christ, seems like the floor would be more sanitary to eat off of

[Anonymous No.10985821]

>>10985804
Why do you have a toilet on your mug

[Anonymous No.10985831]

>>10985804
How about you start collecting plates of anime characters instead, smart guy?

[Anonymous No.10985835]

Watch primitive technology and learn how to make bowls out of clay.

[Anonymous No.10985839]

OP on his way to enlightenment.

[Anonymous No.10985843]

>>10985820
I doubt that highly.
>>10985831
not the worst idea i ever heard

[Anonymous No.10985851]

>>10984226
Laughing out loud right now.
Thanks, OP.
Say, do you shit outdoors and wipe your ass with blades of grass because plumbing and toilet paper aren't necessities?
Do you wait for it to rain so you can take a shower?

[Anonymous No.10985872]

>>10984226
I would rather eat those frozen than put them in that dirty fucking frying pan.

[Anonymous No.10985894]

>>10985843
>I doubt that highly.
Wh... How fucked is your floor?

[Anonymous No.10985898]

>>10984513
>tfw I think I have this disorder

I let my room go to the point where I'm surrounded by piles of trash. Most flat surfaces in my room are covered with beer cans. I do clean sometimes, but it ALWAYS reverts back to this state.
kek and if I talk to anybody about it they just tell me I'm lazy

[Anonymous No.10985903]

>>10985804
i think i remember you from another thread, have you posted pics of your mugs before?

[Anonymous No.10985934]

>>10984241

Fucking Rusty Brown here.

[Anonymous No.10985935]

>>10985851
I use a bidet like a civilized human being.

[Anonymous No.10985943]

>>10985903
Of course! my mugs are special, I can't wait until I relocate and can give them a proper display for the guests that will never come.

[Anonymous No.10986028]

>>10985894
well I was going to go to bed now so I could pick up the floortrash in the night, I only clean at night so no one can see. I'm generally nocturnal anyway.

But I can't sleep so that idea is out. whatever. place is dirty anyway

[Anonymous No.10986073]

>>10985804
Cool mugs dude.

[Anonymous No.10986087]

>>10986073
thanks mister friend

[Anonymous No.10986101]

>>10986087
So you have any anime pictures of girls drinking out of a mug that has an anime picture of a girl drinking from a mug printed on it?

[Anonymous No.10986107]

OP needs help.

[Anonymous No.10986111]

>>10986087
I want to fuck that mug.

[Anonymous No.10986119]

>>10986101
no :(

[Anonymous No.10986230]

>>10985804
Why didn't you put your tenders in one of your mugs?

[Anonymous No.10986236]

>>10984188
>buy a set of 5 plastic containers for $2 at the store
>split your portions in half
>freeze the other half
>repeat until you have 5 ready-to-eat meals for when you're too tired, lazy or sick to cook a good meal
wew so hard

[Anonymous No.10986249]

>>10984241
I'm curious to know what big meal you made.

[Anonymous No.10986267]

fantastic thread OP, i am thoroughly interested in your life now. i hope you continue to post threads in the future to keep us up to date on your living conditions.
im not being sarcastic either btw,

[Anonymous No.10986576]

>>10985898
Laziness IS the disorder, anon

[Anonymous No.10986584]

>>10985665
Are you implying that I should expect vets to be socially retarded and incapable of basic self care?

[Anonymous No.10986588]

>>10984241
I want to see your anime collection

[Anonymous No.10986589]

>>10984311
Based diogenes poster

[Anonymous No.10986601]

>>10986588
I agree with dubs over here, let's see the anime collection

[Anonymous No.10986626]

>>10985804
Oh that's a unique collection. Cool mugs. Post more

[Anonymous No.10986671]

>>10984188
Why do you own a bowl? Just eat directly out of your cookware, retard.

[Anonymous No.10986679]

>>10985804
OK. I've got an idea. Store food in those mugs when necessary.

[Anonymous No.10987272]

>>10984188
you need help, that isn't healthy

[Anonymous No.10987470]

>>10985804
based Rei friend

[Anonymous No.10987998]

>>10986626
>>10986601
>>10986588
what a struggle this was to finally post

>>10986671
I can't just eat out of my precious mugs except maybe the Rei Ayanami one.

[Anonymous No.10988011]

>>10985643
Marijuana and people who smoke marijuana have been the cause of all of the worst events of my life.

[Anonymous No.10988013]

TP and tableware are not necessities yet your computer is? fucking faggot weeb

[Anonymous No.10988024]

>>10987998
Is that the bowl in the pic? What the fuck's in it?

[Anonymous No.10988032]

>>10988013
what am i supposed to do in my spare time without a computer?

[Anonymous No.10988035]

>>10988024
that's my trusty bowl alright, and it's empty now.

[Anonymous No.10988036]

>>10988032
Why not fix the trainwreck that is your life

[Anonymous No.10988038]

>>10988032
Learn to cook. Plant a garden. Sports. Camping.

[Anonymous No.10988040]

>>10988035
What was in it prior?

[Anonymous No.10988046]

>>10988036
lol buddy I just got back from the bank, they do all my shit for me for free cause I'm a veteran and it turns out I got more money than I know what to do with.

>you want to buy a house in the future?
>nah
>a car?
>nah
>is there anything you want to buy
>not particularly
>well I guess we should put everything you have in retirement savings
>that sounds wise

[Anonymous No.10988054]

>>10988046
>>10988036
I was making the point that I'm probably better off than you, if that wasn't clear, but you know, it's super easy to save money when you don't spend it.

>>10988040
There was beef noodles in it before.

[Anonymous No.10988057]

>>10985643
DUDE WEED

[Anonymous No.10988087]

>>10988040
beefnoodles looks like this i just made some more, i have this meal frequently

[Anonymous No.10988108]

>>10984188
You have no bowls, dishes, or pans left to put shit in, but you have an internet connection on which to shitpost.
Howabout spending your money on useful stuff for a change.

[Anonymous No.10988115]

>>10988087
Chopsticks? Nani?

[Anonymous No.10988137]

>>10984330
that isn't from an American military organization so it doesn't count.

[Anonymous No.10988170]

>>10985804
put your tendies in a mug then

[Anonymous No.10988221]

>>10984226
uhhh

[Anonymous No.10988227]

>>10988035
>it's empty
no it isn't

[Anonymous No.10988234]

>>10988038
I clearly know how to cook. Anyway even if I did all that stuff I would still need a computer.

[Anonymous No.10988363]

I understand where OP is coming from, as I have few dishes. There is a point of diminishing returns w/ the amount of dishware you have, but there is also a minimum point of convenience, which OP is under.

[Anonymous No.10988473]

are you the guy who has a drain fly infestation

[Anonymous No.10988601]

>>10984226
>I don't own paper towel or toilet paper
you must smell like literal shit

[Anonymous No.10988705]

fucking reifags falseflagging as a disgusting asukafag

[Anonymous No.10988895]

>>10988705
fucking misatofans posting sexy girls

[Anonymous No.10988944]

>>10988473
fridgebro was worse than this

[Anonymous No.10989099]

>Asuka poster
>Lives like an ogre, in an absolutely disgusting house
Jesus fucking christ. It's like poetry.

[Anonymous No.10989581]

>This thread

[Jerald Brown (Seattle, WA) No.10989727]

>>10986584
Have you seen the caliber of people that enlist?

[Anonymous No.10990846]

My dad is friends with a Korean (I think?) War vet. I can't accept OP is a vet, based on what this friend acts like. He's always up at 5am, and despite the few times I've been hired to work with him at some bridge tournaments my dad hosts, he ends up doing most of the work; not because I'm lazy (I am, but that's another story) but because it's faster for him to do whatever's needed than to tell me to do the thing and he hates being idle even at 70something.

[Anonymous No.10990868]

>>10990846
you realize shitbags still exist in the military right?

[Anonymous No.10990949]

>>10985804
Is that marble or is that just fucking dirt everywhere

[Anonymous No.10990952]

>>10985831
That was far funnier than it had any right being, fuck you.

[Anonymous No.10990964]

I’ve never been on 4chan and I came for this post, keep it up OP as long as your happy live your best life!

[Anonymous No.10990973]

I was wondering why there was a cooking related thread on /r9k/. Hope you like your present

[Anonymous No.10990974]

OP you should get some more silverware and dishes just to help out. It doesn't have to be a lot just a few more bowls and plates and some forks, spoons n' shit. It'll really help out

[Anonymous No.10990982]

Hey you should get more dishes and do a bit of spring cleaning man

[Anonymous No.10990985]

>>10984188
Go to the dollar tree and spend $20 on a bunch bowls and cups.

You have control of your life. Do something.

[Anonymous No.10990988]

Crimeny mate

[Anonymous No.10990995]

>>10990982
thats sum good advice bruddah

[Anonymous No.10991026]

[Anonymous No.10991034]

>>10984188

[Anonymous No.10991085]

HWOLY FUCKAMOLE OP WHAT IS THAT PAN

[Anonymous No.10991127]

>>10987998
>owns a cheese grater
>doesn't own a fucking plate

[Anonymous No.10991166]

put me in the screenshot double nigger

[Anonymous No.10991199]

>>10985943
>display for guests that never come
ouch
I do this. i have a house to myself, stress out if the kitchen and bathroom arent clean, then have to do it and make sure it smells nice, yet ive only had one house guest in 6 months. Does anyone know of a site where I can order a hitman on myself?

[Anonymous No.10991297]

>>10990846
Never is good enough for some people. I don't know why I would start waking up later just because some friend of yours gets up at 5. Luckily, of course, I am a man and not a prisoner to any sort of social pressure.

>>10990988
She's cute, shame she's not holding a coffee mug.

[Anonymous No.10991306]

Come visit datstream.net

[Anonymous No.10991329]

Why do you own a grater? Just buy pre grated cheese

[Anonymous No.10991340]

>>10991199
It's fine mister. People are just trubble. You don't need them.

[Anonymous No.10991342]

>>10985804
dude what the fuck

[Anonymous No.10991343]

>>10984241

[Anonymous No.10991347]

>>10984440
i hope this is ebin troll. made me laugh either way

[Anonymous No.10991352]

>>10984188
OP's Mom restricted him to one bowl, because he never brings his dishes up from the basement.

[Anonymous No.10991355]

>>10987998
i recognize that hanna picture!!

[Anonymous No.10991367]

>>10984257
You have to go to actual war to be a veteran, son.

[Anonymous No.10991374]

>>10991367
The definition has to be altered because there hasn't been an actual war for nearly a hundred years. It's all been misguided invasions since then.

[Anonymous No.10991385]

>>10984385
>Get rid of it....
>special metal...
>Calls himself a veteran

[Anonymous No.10991399]

>>10991367
>>10991374
It's been more dangerous to go to battle in the last one hundred years too, things are much better at killing people. If you survive getting shot at, you're a veteran.

[Anonymous No.10991409]

>>10984188
Oh no! The thread

[Anonymous No.10991411]

>>10984188
You keep doing you OP, but I'd advise getting something like pic related and probably cleaning up around the house a bit, just so you don't get sick and can keep collecting.
I hope you find peace in your Weeaboo asceticism.

[Anonymous No.10991425]

>>10984330
>Canadian
it's all making sense now

[Anonymous No.10991432]

>>10987998
>cheese grater
>teapot
>utensils
>microwave
>whatever you're using to post this on and take pictures with
that's a lot of unnecessary shit bro, you should clean house

[Anonymous No.10991503]

>>10984226
holy fucking shit anon, wtf. I bet there are 100 cockroach eggs in there.

[Anonymous No.10991586]

[Anonymous No.10991636]

Op fix your fucking life

your nothing but trash

wipe your fucking counter top

nobody comes over because your the weirdo who most likely smells like shit

[Anonymous No.10991684]

>>10984226
>reverse image search
>no results other than this thread

[Anonymous No.10991703]

>>10991399

Going to war as a trained western soldier is practically safer than daily driving on the highway.

Sometimes it's hard to fathom exactly how far forward the West (read, US umbrella) has pushed modern warfare forward.

[Anonymous No.10991712]

>>10984241

I would offer the following advice:

drop that mindset, and stop associating your identity with it
I really don't think it will take you far
It's amazing how "unnecessary things" and social awareness can lead to food for you and family, a roof over your head, security, and mental health

[Anonymous No.10991720]

>>10984188
Don't let these dickheads get to you OP. You sound like a pretty cool guy.

[Anonymous No.10991726]

and people on this website claim NEETism is desireable

[Anonymous No.10991739]

put me in the screencap senpai

[Anonymous No.10991743]

>>10991385
>>10991374
>>10991367

Ain't my fault war is pointless, take that complaint to someone else.

https://soundcloud.com/jackorig09/english-honoo-no-tobira-gundam-seed-destiny-amalee

[Anonymous No.10991745]

>>10991726
You can be a healthy NEET, the hardest part is stop being a lazy fuck

[Anonymous No.10991761]

>>10991432
My pretty teapot is of course, necessary. The cheese grater is for grating cheese, you can't grate cheese without it. There's only like three utensils in that photo which is a pretty large percentage of my total utensils. The microwave was here when I moved it, and boy was it filthy then. Still is. Might have to get it cleaned. Dunno if that's the landlord's or that murderer who used to live here before me.

[Anonymous No.10991782]

>>10991761
>that murderer who used to live here
Requesting details

[Anonymous No.10991785]

>>10991782
Shh don't encourage him. The murderer is probably his alter ego.
No one other than a complete whacko could live like that.

[Anonymous No.10991794]

>>10991782
Well I don't remember too much these days, I guess he killed a guy once. You guys would have liked his stories, like the time someone whacked him in the head with an axe. Anyway, we were neighbours, but my apartment was cheaper and so we agreed to switch one day. Later on that year, he ended up taking someone hostage and I never saw him after that.

[Anonymous No.10991798]

This thread is incredible

[Anonymous No.10991807]

>>10991712
I'm more socially aware then you. You don't have the life I had and not develop a very deep understanding of people.

>>10991720

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOeKidp-iWo

[Anonymous No.10991815]

crazy ass

[Anonymous No.10991844]

>>10991297
>Never is good enough for some people. I don't know why I would start waking up later just because some friend of yours gets up at 5. Luckily, of course, I am a man and not a prisoner to any sort of social pressure.

He does it because of habit formed from military training. I don't believe you could have gotten any medals and yet not retain any of the positive habits like that.

[Anonymous No.10991854]

>>10987998
Nice collection anon.

[Anonymous No.10991865]

anon please clean your house

[Anonymous No.10991871]

Can we globally ban all ESLs? I'm still reeling from the guy with the ogre hand.

[Anonymous No.10991920]

>>10991761
>teapot
heat water in the bowl.
>cheese grater
use your fingernails that you probably don't clip.
>utensils
use your bare hands.
>microwave
what do you need that for?

[Anonymous No.10991941]

Why are animefags always such disgusting human beings

[Anonymous No.10992027]

OP I admire your life desu

You really don't need to be eating as extravagantly as you do though, you can easily eat beans and rice and save on the money there, also it can easily be a one-pot dish that you eat right out of the pot. I do that a lot so I don't have to clean more than the pot and the fork

[Anonymous No.10992031]

>>10985804
>>10987998
nice mugs. where'd you get them from OP?

[Anonymous No.10992081]

>>10992027
Can't save money everywhere otherwise why even live? And my food is already kind of crappy as it is.

[Anonymous No.10992084]

>>10992031
They are 99% custom made and sometimes I commission special mug art just for me for characters never depicted holding mugs.

[Anonymous No.10992106]

>>10992084
>special mug art
You do know anime looks the way it does because a retard can draw that style in seconds, right?
Drawing your favourite anime girl holding a mug doesn't make someone an artist. Please tell me you don't pay them more than a couple dollars.

[Anonymous No.10992130]

>>10992106
doing anything makes you an artist. your post is art, you're an artist. every time you fart, you're a fartist

[Anonymous No.10992170]

>>10992106
Post your work

[Anonymous No.10992200]

We did it reddit! xD

[Anonymous No.10992204]

What fresh hell is this?

[Anonymous No.10992218]

jesus christ this thread

[Anonymous No.10992221]

>>10992170
I'm not a retard so I can't do it, sorry.

[Anonymous No.10992229]

>>10992221
I guess you're a bigger retard than a retard.

[Anonymous No.10992242]

Nice

[Anonymous No.10992245]

>>10984188
you can even get a bowl in a dollar tree for a dollar anon why do you only have one bowl¿

[Anonymous No.10992282]

>>10991703
What about driving down a highway in Fallujah? I'd rather be on the 405.

[Anonymous No.10992298]

>>10987998
Ok I have to know. Why’s the Rei mug ok to eat out of?

[Anonymous No.10992309]

>>10985804
CLEAN YOUR COUNTERTOPS

HOW ARE YOU NOT DEAD OF SOME DISEASE YET?

[Anonymous No.10992311]

>>10992298
>Not wanting to collect mugfus while being faithful to the superior mugfu and showing her your affection from putting your lips on her
Did i get it right OP ?

[Anonymous No.10992337]

>>10984241
You are a truly ascended being

[Anonymous No.10992353]

>>10992309
cleaning is a meme invented by the jews. germs are actually bros

[Anonymous No.10992371]

>>10992353
This is probably the best excuse I'll get to post this.

[Anonymous No.10992373]

>>10987998
in what world do you have 1 bowl but 16 cups
i bet you can clean the cups you fuck

[Anonymous No.10992374]

post pics of apartment OP

[Anonymous No.10992379]

>>10991782

Hey OP, what about mugs with anime girls holding capri sun instead?

[Anonymous No.10992385]

>>10992373
I get the feeling he does clean the cups.

[Anonymous No.10992397]

>>10991743
>Destiny
unironically the worst thing in this thread.

[Anonymous No.10992418]

Jesus Christ, OP. I'm rather repulsed, but I'll offer a bit of helpful advice. Invest in some tupperware (a large set will cost about $10-12) and a few cheap plates/bowls/cups from your local thrift store (about $5-10 altogether). You don't need anything fancy to start, and basic shit costs less. Buy paper towels and toilet paper (about $6) and some cleaning products ($15-20). Deep clean your apartment from top to bottom, organize your shit, get it together, and maintain a sanitary standard of living. Make it a routine, and stick to it. Devote time to your surroundings, and improve them day by day. You will be a hell of a lot less miserable and will find that by doing these simple things every day, you will actually think more clearly.

It isn't any excuse to wallow in mediocrity. Pull yourself together and make your life better, you're the only one who can. (This is coming from an Amerifag, btw, which is saying something. My country is absolute shit, and it gets worse every day.)

As a side note, if you really like animu so much, there are bowls, cups, plates, tupperware, silverware, etc. with animu on them. Look it up and think of it as incentive to upgrade your life a bit after you've fixed your shit.

[Anonymous No.10992424]

>>10984188
i hate weebs so much

[Anonymous No.10992430]

>>10992424
Why are you here then

[Anonymous No.10992434]

>>10985804
that's actually pretty based. I'll trade you a bowl for a mug where in canada do you live?

[Anonymous No.10992458]

>>10985804
The mugs are nice and I don't want to argue about necessities and stuff with you, but why the fuck is everything apart from the mugs so dirty?

[Anonymous No.10992585]

>>10992458
OP is an ogre

[Anonymous No.10992586]

OP I'm BEGGING you, I have to know what the fuck you do when you shit if you dont have toilet paper. I NEED you to elaborate

[Anonymous No.10992616]

>>10992298
Cause it was supposed to be a very special mug, but the company I paid to create it really botched it. It has her Evangelion unit number on the inside bottom of the cup, and on the reverse side it has the lyrics of "fly me to the moon" but they screwed up and didn't match Rei's size to the mug like I asked, and they also didn't use the correct font for the lyrics and they wouldn't give me money back, I spent one hundred dollars on that mug in total, so I never shop there anymore, they lost my business and that is the mug I let guests use. All other mugs are too good for my guests.

[Anonymous No.10992623]

>>10992586
just use a shower every time? maybe he even has a bidet

[Anonymous No.10992624]

>>10992616
That sucks to hear anon. I'm always afraid of fuckups like that happening when I order anything custom-made. Been lucky so far though.

[Anonymous No.10992626]

>>10992616
>100dolliroos

[Anonymous No.10992629]

>>10992616
>this is the mug i let guest use
i bet you clean the house for them
also youre happy showing your power level to guests then giving them a fucking ebaums tier mug

[Anonymous No.10992643]

genuinely curious, OP, were you like this before you enlisted too?

[Anonymous No.10992647]

>>10992379
Absolutely not. I've relaxed it somewhat, in that they can hold variations of mugs, or even in one instance, a teacup, but a bag of juice is too far from the intent of my collection.

[Anonymous No.10992650]

>>10987998
kej you make me feel happier about my own dirty autism kitchen
theres always someone worse than you, especially on 4chan

[Anonymous No.10992654]

>>10992586
I have a bidet.

[Anonymous No.10992659]

>>10992654
that's reassuring
(please clean your toilet though)

[Anonymous No.10992663]

>>10992654
>use a bidet
>letting water from THAT toilet touch your ass
man my toilet is dirty but i dont let it fucking touch me except the clean seat
that fucking shitshow is spraying water on you

[Anonymous No.10992667]

>>10992654
deebly goncerned about that tiolet

[Anonymous No.10992680]

>>10992106
knew a guy in puerto rico or whatever before that hurricane who did all my drawings for like thirty bucks a pop, and he does great work. Hope he isn't dead, but I believe he stopped taking commissions from me before the disaster so maybe he just moved on.

[Anonymous No.10992685]

>>10992654
why is the water brown

[Anonymous No.10992687]

>>10992654
isn't there toilet paper right there next to the shaving cream?

[Anonymous No.10992693]

>>10992654
>>10992654
>>10992687
youre fucking right
he lied to us
he could have used a toilet paper plate

[Anonymous No.10992695]

>>10992687
huh, whaddya know, I did have a roll here the whole time. I thought I threw it all away when the bathroom flooded.

[Anonymous No.10992702]

>>10992695
tell us more, you didnt clean the shit covered toilet since it overflowed, is that why its brown

[Anonymous No.10992705]

>>10992695
I'm confused on how he made chicken strips without any extra bowls or plates. No dredging station? Did he just pour breadcrumbs/cornflour over the chicken strips? What did he whip the egg in? To cut the chicken, did he use a cutting board? Why didn't he use that as the plate? If not, how the fuck are you cutting chicken? Why didn't you use the lid on the breadcrumbs as a plate? What the fuck OP

[Anonymous No.10992709]

I cleaned my house because of you OP. You're better motivation than all the Jordan Peterson shitposting in the world.

[Anonymous No.10992711]

>>10992702
well I don't clean, generally. There used to be a heroin addict living nearby who would take care of that for money, but he uh, well, he went wherever those guys go. Just as well, he really wanted jobs to do but he made my place too clean and I was like: well, there's nothing to pay you to do. You fucking did it all. So the toilet is always that colour. hard to find good help

[Anonymous No.10992713]

>>10992705
hes probably used frozen youre overthinking this

[Anonymous No.10992715]

>>10992713
ok, then why not use the box they came in as a plate?

[Anonymous No.10992716]

>>10992711
are you a cripple or something. shit doesnt take that long to do.

[Anonymous No.10992726]

>>10992693
toilet paper would make a bad surface anyway

[Anonymous No.10992740]

>>10992663
The water from the bowl isn't the water it would be spraying.

[Anonymous No.10992755]

>>10992397
my music taste is impeccable

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHDrveVeqHI

[Anonymous No.10992779]

>>10992740
Quite right, the water is actually routed from my faucet, it's not even on the same line as the the toilet water. You do it this way so you can have both hot and cold streams.

not that I would give a damn either way

[Anonymous No.10992784]

>>10992695
the jig is up
good show though

[Anonymous No.10992798]

>>10992755
"impeccable"
>normie shit

[Anonymous No.10992822]

>>10992705
Everything I make goes directly into the cooking surface, since I can't prepare anything on my counter because of all the animals tracking dirt up there. It wouldn't be safe to use the counter. So nothing I eat can require extensive preparation. No bread-making for sure, but I get all my bread for free anyway.

[Anonymous No.10992827]

>>10992798
>not quite grasping greentext
Time to go back.

[Anonymous No.10992838]

>>10992822
>the animals tracking dirt up there
what kinds of animals?

[Anonymous No.10992849]

>>10992838
It's mostly my own cat going in and out, but occasionally it's rival cats or raccoons. You can always tell if it's a serious intruder by the way my cat reacts. We sleep together, and if it's another cat, it'll get out of bed and go deal with it, but if it's a raccoon or a human, it'll just roll over and I have to get up and handle it.

[Anonymous No.10992872]

>>10992849
>human intruder
you did say youre in a crack whore kind of area
is niggers through the window a common thing for you

[Anonymous No.10992873]

>>10992849
>another human
now I know you're trolling

[Anonymous No.10992880]

>>10987998
I've gotta say I love your posts. Each one could pass as a modern art masterpiece. Though this one here is your magnum opus.

[Anonymous No.10992886]

>>10992872
no humans have ever actually come through my window, at least while I'm here. It's just the walls are so thin, it's happened a few times where the domestic dispute next door sounds like it's happening in my apartment.

[Anonymous No.10992893]

>>10992880
I like it very much too.

[Anonymous No.10992900]

>>10992130
hi xavier

[Anonymous No.10992901]

>>10992880
holy fuck, what's in that bottle

[Anonymous No.10992942]

>>10992654
I FUCKING SCREAMED WHEN I WATCHED THAT TOILET NIGGA I WOULD NEVER SHIT ON SOMEWHERE LIKE THAT, GET A FUCKING SOAP, CHLORINE AND A NYLON BRUSH AND WASH THE SHIT OUT OF THAT MOFO

[Anonymous No.10992943]

>>10992418
>Invest in some tupperware (a large set will cost about $10-12) and a few cheap plates/bowls/cups from your local thrift store (about $5-10 altogether). You don't need anything fancy to start, and basic shit costs less. Buy paper towels and toilet paper (about $6) and some cleaning products ($15-20). Deep clean your apartment from top to bottom, organize your shit, get it together, and maintain a sanitary standard of living.

what for

[Anonymous No.10992953]

>>10992943
The tupperware fixes this >>10984188

[Anonymous No.10992970]

>>10992943
so you can make meal for 2days in 1 cooking

[Anonymous No.10992973]

>>10992695
You should throw out the shaving cream too, how is that necessary? You're really bad at living by your own rules.

[Anonymous No.10992991]

>>10992973
No, shaving cream is necessary, I reckon, but it does in fact happen the shaving cream in that photo is a ruse.

My rules are consistent, you idiots just want me to throw away useful items like my microwave for some reason and buy useless things like more bowls.

[Anonymous No.10992994]

>>10992991
>but it does in fact happen the shaving cream in that photo is a ruse.
If an international man of man of mystery exists, you're him. Please explain this ruse.

[Anonymous No.10992995]

>>10992991
please for the love of God just get some sanitation wipes and clean off all of your counters
you don't have to throw anything away for this, and it's just a few bucks

[Anonymous No.10992997]

>>10992994
Never mind. I didn't expand your last picture until now. I thought it was another shot of the pan at first.

[Anonymous No.10992999]

I use clorox wipes to clean almost everything. Wipe my counter, wipe my floor, wipe most of my toilet bowl, wipe the crust off my keyboard and mouse, wipe the outsides of my pots and pans.
Clorox wipes are great

[Anonymous No.10993003]

>>10992991
>microwave is more useful than a bowl
I don't understand you

[Anonymous No.10993004]

>>10992991
Do you enjoy living in such filth? How did this come to happen? Are you a squatter? Was your parents house like this?

[Anonymous No.10993006]

>>10992991
actually no
if you use a gentle bar soap (ie not kirk's), just rub that over your beard, add some water, and you're good to go with a safety razor

[Anonymous No.10993030]

>>10993006
>own soap instead of shaving cream

lateral move

[Anonymous No.10993057]

>>10992991
Yesss goyim...buy more bowls and throw away your microwave. You don’t need that.

[Anonymous No.10993079]

>>10992880

What the fuck is in that bottle

[yarncatss No.10993207]

>>10984282
veterans usually have a hard time adjusting. My dad's a veteran and he lived like this for awhile until he could get back on his feet, except replace anime mugs with comic paraphernalia.

OP, I don't respect the way you live, but I sincerely hope life gets better for you in the future. Buying a set of tableware is a good investment, and it's usually pretty cheap. A lot of minor stuff like that seriously does wonders for mental health.

[Anonymous No.10993226]

>>10991807
Become Diogenes and eat with hands.

[Anonymous No.10993249]

>>10992880
No wonder I thought OP's mugs seemed familiar. I remember this picture from awhile ago.

[Anonymous No.10993273]

>>10987998
I like your mugs anon.
Particularly that Kumiko.

[Anonymous No.10993311]

Masaokis would be proud

[Anonymous No.10993325]

im really glad i stopped watching anime after high school

[Anonymous No.10993329]

This is a blessed thread and I'm glad I was here to post with you all.
Now where's my participation prize cup of Hikage holding a cup?

[Anonymous No.10993356]

This ogre exists in my country, yikes.

[Anonymous No.10993358]

>>10985804
why do you have a kuruminha mug

why are the mugs so clean in comparison to literally everything

why do i come here

[Anonymous No.10993374]

>>10987998
jesus christ do you live in fucking silent hill

[Anonymous No.10993375]

This is the best thread.
Can I have a mug which depicts Hikage holding a mug?

[Anonymous No.10993676]

>>10992991
can you please just burn your house down and start over for your own sake

[Anonymous No.10993706]

honey, darling
it's concerning but it's because you're not applying yourself and your ideas
it's disgusting that while you're posting as if you're not keeping unnecessary trash around, it's not actually true
dirt is unnecessary. clean it, remove it, replace things if needed, things expend, like that fucking teapot is just over
is it a rental that you don't feel the need to do anything about, >oh im moving out anyway this is not my place im not even living here right now hue, well then, either do something about the place you happen to be in or leave it entirely, go elsewhere
I hope you actually move and it better be a clean, empty space you can start with
>a mattress on the floor. no desk, no chairs. no bedsheets either.
though actually a good couch could be all you need
as long as you dont trash it by being a slob. now that is unnecessary
also, you could just eat out or ordering in, why look at home at all desu
>>10992716
needs clarification

[Anonymous No.10993748]

>>10986028
>whatever. place is dirty anyway
Why do you think you deserve this?
Do you?

[Anonymous No.10993801]

>>10993706
>insulting this anon's teapot
terrible post, please leave this board
reported

[Anonymous No.10993984]

>>10988011
>Marijuana and people who smoke marijuana have been the cause of all of the worst events of my life.
I would very much like to hear one example of this.

[Anonymous No.10994154]

OP you can be honest with me. I won't judge.

Was the "meal" Top Ramen you made with a whisk?

[Anonymous No.10994206]

>>10984188
I wouldn't even know where to get a bowl at. Most of the time I just get a bag of chicken nuggets from the freezer and then I have to place them carefully on the rack in the oven so they don't fall down. When they are done, I have to wait for them to cool down because I have to take them out with my hands. Then I have to sit on the floor cradling these cooled off chicken nuggets in my arms to keep them off the ground and eat them that way.

[Anonymous No.10994337]

whereabouts do you live OP?

No need to give specifics, just a ballpark - I'm very curious

[Anonymous No.10994368]

>>10984188
Twitter is currently flapping their hands at this, hope you're happy.

[Anonymous No.10994377]

>>10992901
>>10993079
Looks like cold bacon grease, or something.

[Anonymous No.10994394]

>>10993801
the state of that teapot is an insult, to me, to anyone and to the teapot itself

[Anonymous No.10994424]

>>10994206
how old are you and how many times were you raped as a kid

[Anonymous No.10994430]

>>10994377

Well...
At least that'd be a reasonably normal answer.

Seems like the sort of thing OP would come up with, re-purposing shit to cut down on total possessions.

[Anonymous No.10994488]

Posting in this thread to confirm OP is a filthy degenerate

[Anonymous No.10994516]

>>10986249
12 chicken tenders

[Anonymous No.10994569]

>>10992880
>mfw I thought that was a design on the teapot but its just more filth

[Anonymous No.10994619]

>>10992991
Why does buying more bowls require throwing out your microwave?

[Anonymous No.10994636]

>these screws are stuck
>try wd40
>still stuck
what do buds

[Anonymous No.10994760]

>>10994154
I don't have a whisk.

[Anonymous No.10994814]

>>10994368
Well, I'm not so good with the twitter. Dunno why anyone uses that seems like all that ends up happening is you get fired from your tv show for posting there.

guess i don't have a show though

[Anonymous No.10994886]

toasting in epic bread

[Anonymous No.10994894]

How can a Human body contain so much basedness and redpilledness? What is OPs secret?

[Anonymous No.10994914]

>>10984188
Old pizza box? More like new plate!

[Anonymous No.10994987]

>>10992880
Are you using a framed painting as a tray over the sink? Why do you live a life of questions

[Anonymous No.10995004]

>>10994987
It's a Dali painting. OP's life is a dadaist stream of conciousness experiment

[Anonymous No.10995012]

>>10994894
he just dont give no fuck

[Anonymous No.10995031]

>>10994987
That was back when the sink was plugged for some reason. I almost caved and called a guy about it but after a few months it just fixed itself and started draining again. The painting is generally used to cover my window because my cat knows how to open the window. It also knows how to knock over paintings, but it doesn't generally do that.

[Anonymous No.10995059]

im convinced that op is gone and mystery anons are giving answers that create more questions on purpose

[Anonymous No.10995111]

>>10995059

We just need him to post a new photo in response to his recent claims.

Show us your Asuka mug, muganon.

[Anonymous No.10995141]

>>10995111
Farewell, I suppose. nice talking to you

[Anonymous No.10995150]

>>10995141
That bowl has the exact same stains from the beef noodle you had before doesn't it

[Anonymous No.10995155]

>>10995141
You're Canadian, OP?

[Anonymous No.10995161]

>>10995031
>>10995141
why didnt you call a plumber as soon as the sink clogged? why did you let it go for months? how didnt you need to use the sink for months?

if you didnt want the plumber to see how messy the place is, why didnt you clean?

why did you use the painting instead of a plate?

why dont you lock your windows?

[Anonymous No.10995166]

>>10995155
nvm I read the thread

[Anonymous No.10995188]

>>10995161
all of these things have been deemed unnecessary possessions by OP and therefore removed from his life

[Anonymous No.10995207]

>>10992200
>/ck/
>recipes

[Anonymous No.10995211]

Nice mugs, do you have a Shinji one though? Can't forget the timeless classic.

[Anonymous No.10995227]

>>10995211
>>10987998
2nd row from the bottom next to the fuhrer

[Anonymous No.10995282]

Is this Fridgebro's brother?

[Anonymous No.10995415]

>>10995141

I am glad you have an asuka mug, and aren't just some Reifag.

Good work, muganon.

[Anonymous No.10995419]

Do you live in Toronto OP?

[Anonymous No.10995736]

>>10995207
I’ve been on this board for half a day and I’m amazed they thought this was a good source for recipes

[Anonymous No.10995839]

>>10984226

[Anonymous No.10995854]

where did you get the Misato mug from anon? I want one. Nice collection.

[Anonymous No.10996252]

>>10995031
>my cat knows how to open the window
How? Why? What the fuck? Is anything normal about you OP?

[Anonymous No.10996326]

>>10992849
>you have a cat
I'm honestly so disgusted OP, that poor creature probably has fleas up to his head and diseases due to all the filth.
Did you at least get it sterilized so he or she doesn't pop kitties in the streets to die? And also to prevent them from getting cancer? Do you bring them to a vet? Please tell me you do.
I've seen cats rescued from hoarder type situations with houses that looked CLEANER than yours, and they had cat shit all over the floors.
Please for the love of god tell me you at least take good care of that cat.

[Anonymous No.10996677]

TWITTERFAGS GET OUT REEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.10996707]

>>10996677
*snap*

[Anonymous No.10996710]

I hope you make a new thread mugAnon, this was a wild ride.

[Anonymous No.10996858]

>>10995854
https://www.redbubble.com/people/buttsintrousers/works/20805887-smug-misato-mug?p=mug

[Anonymous No.10996912]

Good thread

[Anonymous No.10996957]

>>10996858
>Redbubble shitprints
Yea fuck that, their printers are horrid. My ancient canon is better.

[Anonymous No.10996996]

>>10995736
There are barely ever recipes on here, and even if there were, I wouldn't trust them. Don't think for one second that these fu/ck/ers wouldn't sabotage your food and laugh about it!

[Anonymous No.10997072]

anon, if you're still here, don't let these bastards tell you what to do. as long as you're alive and you're having a good time it's all right. you do you. i like your mugs man. good luck with your life.