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Cool and Hip Youtube Cooks Edition

>> No.10980896

What an obnoxious way to gesture towards your ingredients.

>> No.10980907

egg?

>> No.10980917

>that pristine white kitchen
jealous as fuck

>> No.10980962
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>>10980917
This is you.

>> No.10980988

Do people like this? Is this an actual popular thing on Youtube? Even if you're really into Tasty-style recipes, how would you not feel completely condescended to by this?

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>> No.10981067

>>10981058
I want this.
What is it?

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>> No.10981084

>>10981067
It's a fucking steak.

>> No.10981148

>>10981049
What's the ABV?

>> No.10981155

>>10981071
Looks pretty good. I've never had pumpkin in a smoothie. Sounds creamy.

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>>10981071

>> No.10981169

>>10981148
Like 2%

>> No.10981172

>>10981071
I don't question the combination, but aren't those cans of pumpkin pie filling jammed packed with sugar and shit?

>> No.10981181

>>10981058
I came
EVERYWHERE
>>10981172
yeah, the pre-made filling is but I think she just dumped in regular canned pumpkin which contains...uh, pumpkin.

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>>10981172
I'm assuming it was just pumpkin puree and not pie filling

>> No.10981184

>>10981160
cute retarded whore

>> No.10981191

>>10980848
This is about as obnoxious as the the chili recipe with the stick figure.

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>>10981206

>> No.10981299

>>10981071
>>10981160
>proof of the old adage
>This is how a man takes a picture of something
>This is how a woman takes a picture of something

>> No.10981332

>>10981071
>>10981160
just get it over with and start doing porn already

>>10981299
women include their face, men include other items they want to show off

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>>10981232

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>> No.10981413

>>10981347
Shit recipe.

>> No.10981432

>>10980962
Jesus Christ, America.

>> No.10981433

>>10981332
Guns and knives are some of the items commonly found to be needlessly possitioned in a shot taken by males.

>> No.10981436

>>10981347
where can i get acocados that large?

>> No.10981443

>>10981436
Become a bull for your nearest soya fella and he will pay you with large avocados

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>>10981071
>>10981160
mfw watching this

>> No.10981473

>>10981067
steak, melted cheese, browned ham or bacon

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>> No.10981501

>>10981071
Pumpkin spice is the devil's seasoning, that shit's nasty.

>> No.10981515
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>>10981501

>> No.10981517

>>10981501
>doesnt like ginger nutmeg cinnamon or cloves
literally the same thing as apple spice or the spices that go in a spiced latte

>> No.10981522

>>10981515
no no no

>> No.10981538

>>10981500
That's the shittiest salad I've ever seen.

>> No.10981582
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>> No.10981590

>>10981582
>nothing
how? and why?

>> No.10981596

>>10981582
i think sir charles got it right

>> No.10981602

>>10981469
To think he actually took a picture of himself like that.

>> No.10981608

>>10981590
It's a tennis match, not a cross country sprint.

>> No.10981613

>>10981590
Everyone has their habits. If she's always eaten nothing before playing that is what is most natural to her.

>> No.10981619

>>10981608
>>10981613
But tennis matches take several hours. I can't imagine exercising that long without eating beforehand.

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>>10981678
But that's literally Japan.

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>> No.10981707

>>10981689
Why is jap tv so retarded?

>> No.10981710

>>10981707
Because it's willing to take risks instead of just playing it safe. It's better than 27 different American Idol type shows at the same time.

>> No.10981722

>>10981071
This is one of those 'GDP - girls do porn' side-by-side things with the other half missing isn't it? Just post the complete webm of her getting jackhammered over at /gif/ goddammit.

>> No.10981740

>>10981710
Well it's sure less bland but I'm not sure if I would call it better.

>> No.10981804

>>10981436
Just activate them noob

>> No.10981806

>>10981707
Radiation from the nukes poisoned their brains and now they're really fucking weird

>> No.10981811

>>10981710
>Because it's willing to take risks instead of just playing it safe
Free access south american/mexican TV are pretty much this, it's no experimental art project they just pandering to the lowest kind of audience in the cheapest way

>> No.10981814
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>>10981806
It's more a lack of "christian values". They don't demonize sex and shit like that.

>> No.10981855

>>10980848
>place in microwave for 60 seconds
>3:00
>2:59

>> No.10981871
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>>10981582
>fattiest burger on the menu
>twice
>large fries
>DIET coke

>> No.10981875

>>10981814
Yeah, that's why they voluntarily censor genitals in their pornography.

>> No.10981891

>>10981875
You can look up why they do that, it's literally because of christians went over to japan and told saw tiddys hanging about and then abunch of other nip nip shit.

>> No.10981920

>>10981347
What a nice waste of cucumber

>> No.10981922
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>>10981582
>usain bolt
>20 mcnuggets

>> No.10981924
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>>10981922
He's a real human bean.

>> No.10981934

>>10981924
The mcnugget is truly the culinary miracle of our time

>> No.10981939

>>10981934
Pure fucking protons. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility.

>> No.10981942

>>10981582
shittiest meme webm ever seen

>> No.10981944

>>10981924
>newsfeed
Feed me those low quality informational foods

>> No.10981953

>>10981939
the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

>> No.10981956

>>10981920
I suspect that this is bait, but those are zucchinis, anon.

>> No.10981964

>>10980848
that webm is fucking gay nothing "cool or hip" about those two fucktards
>all that work wasted in the microwave
jfc plz dont cook

>> No.10981965

>>10981924
Doesn't really matter what you eat so long as you have the drive to actually work out and put the energy to use instead of sitting around and letting it congeal into fat.

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>>10981965
Furious Pete got diagnosed with cancer but still kept lifting and eating and refused to let his condition change his life.
The world is what you make of it.

>> No.10981974

>>10981194
After the second sauce I realised this is Mexican cuisine

Disgusting

>> No.10981981

>>10981974
i thought the same thing

>> No.10981982

>>10981183
>Is he trying to dry out the skin to make it crispier?
>Recognizes those fucking hands and that kitchen
never fucking mind

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>>10981974
Also realised that this mother fucker is using a construction scraper as a spatula

Never eating in Mexico lads

>> No.10982006

>>10981987
Why? As long as it's new and made of stainless steel it should be fine.

>> No.10982044

>>10981183
u fucking wot m8

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>>10981722
Nigga I wish that hoe did porn but she hasn't yet, let's hope she gets desperate

>> No.10982094

>>10981071
>>10981160

Are these a work or a shoot can't tell anymore brother

>> No.10982099

>>10981602
To think those are the genes incels think should have an opportunity to procreate.

>> No.10982110

>>10982051
good goy

>> No.10982118

>>10981678
>It stink
>Is smell
>This is bad

>> No.10982129

>>10982051
It's just a matter of time until she starts whoring herself out on twitch with a few "accidental" nude shots and then goes to the deep and due to her father issues lands at facialabuse or some shit.

>> No.10982136

>>10981582
>source: our asshole. thanks for the clicks, goyim!

>> No.10982219

>>10981232
i guess i could leave it at marshmallows and nutella.

>> No.10982222

>>10981515
>ywn have a qt boomer wife who does pumpkin hot dogs for you

>> No.10982287

>>10981590

what do you mean how? just dont fucking stick anything in your mouth you fucking invalid.

>> No.10982698

>>10981500
>1 cup mayonnaise
>1/2 cup of FUCKING SUGAR
American """""salads""""" were a mistake.

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>>10982698
Friend, you've seen nothing yet.

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For me, it's the Filet O Fish.

>> No.10983734

>>10981582
>bobby fischer

>> No.10983743

>>10981678
props to them for trying to cook it

>> No.10983744

>>10982051
just get it over with and do porn already

>> No.10983774
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>>10981071
>>10981160
Any time I see health nut girls like this I always wonder what their taint/butthole area would taste like.

Do you think it'd be like, grassy, or what?

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>>10983774
Go fuck yourself.

>> No.10983804

>>10981194
>burn egg
>disgusting looking mystery meat
>that disgusting amount of condiments
>cheap shitty bun

cancer

>> No.10984239
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>> No.10984262

>>10980848
>Cool and Hip Youtube Cooks Edition
trash thread
into the rubbish bin it goes

>> No.10984275

>>10980962
Maaaaan, Maangchi really did let herself go.

>> No.10984283

>>10981058
Is this the arm-salting roach prince?

>> No.10984362

>>10981232
>put the fucking nutella tinfoil into the sandwich

>> No.10984387
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>>10984283
Nah

>> No.10984397

>>10981987
Are you retarded?

>> No.10984428

>>10981347
is this more vegan shit? how do people eat this? it for a fact tastes absolutely disgusting. once my mom made zuccini pasta instead of using whole grain or regular spaghetti pasta. it was disgusting. not because i dislike vegetables, i love vegetables, but vegetables can't replace everything

>> No.10984446

>>10984239
Awful recipe. Literally looks like fucking prison food. Garbage.

>> No.10984450

>>10984428
>chorizo
>cheese
yeah anon 100% vegan

>> No.10984459

>>10983783
this is how girls always eat when you aren't looking

>> No.10984486

>>10980848
>all those inappropriate touching

I hope he gets #MeToo'd.

>> No.10984492

>>10981067
ruined

>> No.10984500

>>10981071
>>10981160
needs more quick cuts

>> No.10984505

>>10983394
>60 second series
>webm 75 seconds long
dropped

>> No.10984506

>>10981500
Is she self-aware enough to know that all of her views come from hate-watching?

>> No.10984640

>>10984387
The fucking knife tapping would drive me crazy.

>> No.10984705

>>10984387
based

>> No.10984724

>>10980848
0:08

HEIL ADVOCADO!

>> No.10984748

>>10981160
It's so obvious what she's trying to do. Fucking whore.

>> No.10984800

>>10981891
>virgin nips get bitched at by retards
>cuck to them
>STILL cuck to them to this very fucking day
Asians are pathetic

>> No.10984985

>>10980962
This is unreasonable. I question her choices.

>> No.10985200

>>10970290
Where can I find this?

>> No.10985212

Requesting the Chinese at Costco webm

>> No.10985242

>>10981183
>howtogetsalmonella.webm

>> No.10985262

>>10981071
i'd have sex with her if you know what i mean

>> No.10985364

>>10981974
I was going to correct since he's american but it's the same thing.

>> No.10986114

>>10981194
Anything that has more than one sauce sucks.

>> No.10986148

>>10981582
>sarena Williams
>nothing

Thats based.

>> No.10986205

>>10981071
>>10981160
do girls really do this every morning when they make smoothies?

>> No.10986245

>>10984446

That's the point. It's trying to make something tasty and filling out of crap you can get at a prison commissary, not haute cuisine.

>> No.10986256

>>10981619
it is probably better due to the stop and start motions they have to do

>> No.10986268
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>>10982811
I'll be honest: This looks like a great ice-cream topper or something I'd put onto little cup-shaped cookies.

>> No.10986279

Make way for the Comfy King


https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-M_oNiFAJIeSAeX5EloFLA/videos

>> No.10986285

>>10980896
I thought you were being ridiculous but holy shit

>> No.10986331

>>10981071
I swear that latinas make me feel sick

>> No.10986352

>>10982811
We would always have this at my grandma's house for Christmas dinner. Shit was good. We didn't add the caramel though.

>> No.10986373

>>10981500
>>10981538
>>10982698
>>10984506
This really isn't that bad. 1 cup mayo to 5 cps other ingredients isn't nearly as gross as it could be ratio-wise. The sugar is likely unnecessary or could be reduced, but 1 tblspn-1/4 cup of sugar to every spoon of cider vinegar is the regular sauce/dressing ratio to cut the bite for normies.

Still less gross than some of these webms

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>>10986373
Or even other things she has made.

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>>10981582
based and redpilləd

>> No.10986408

>>10986380
I hate deviled eggs, how could she find a way to make it worse?

>> No.10986419

>>10981232
>Being so fat you eat the paper that covers the nutella jar

>> No.10986435
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>>10981924
More like Chicken McNiggets.

>> No.10986436

succ

>> No.10986454

>>10986419

That's where all the nutrients are.

>> No.10986477

>>10981183
Tammy was doing something similar with that hair dryer earlier.

>> No.10986491

>>10981058
that looks utterly disgusting.

>> No.10986831

Requesting the Chinese at the all you can eat buffet webm

>> No.10986838

>>10986205
I had a GF once and can confirm they do.

>> No.10987252

>>10981707
Compared to what? Every country has retarded shows according to foreigners

>> No.10987703

>>10986380
how is she not constantly being suffocated by her neck rolls

>> No.10987763

>>10987703
Breathes through her skin like a frog

>> No.10987808

>>10981049
that seems like a neat(hehe) idea
I know nothing about alcohol but that looks cool

>> No.10987812

>>10984446
>didnt read the filename

>> No.10987819

>>10983783
based gook lady

>> No.10987871

>>10981922
probably more of an efficiency thing for him. highest amount of calories:volume of food:cost

>> No.10987873
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>>10981678
>it stink
based

>> No.10987887

>>10981871
Justin Verlander, the pitcher for houston, used to have a taco bell feast (which amounted to half the menu) before playing when he was a starting pitcher for the detroit tigers. he would regularly pitch 7 to 9 innings, and defied conventional wisdom by having his pitch speed increase as the game went on, as opposed to decreasing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92ch-9WdysQ

>> No.10987902

>>10986380
her only sin is overcooking the eggs.

>> No.10987907

>>10981194
Why do they feel the need of unnecessarily adding 500+ more calories in condiments?

>> No.10987912

>>10986352
Same, a bit shameful but no one who ate it disliked it

>> No.10987913

>>10987907
I suspect because that's what the customers requested. You'd have to ask them.

>> No.10987970

>>10981582
>athletes
>"competitive" "eating"
my sides

>> No.10988003

>>10986380

I do not like, green eggs and ham.

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>> No.10988138

>>10981582
Buzzfeed really makes a point of making meals look reallay unappetizing

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>> No.10988158

>>10986205
My mother is 3x her size and does this.

>> No.10988173

>>10981160
>normies use jars to drink out of

>> No.10988185

>>10984387
>he just keeps cutting
what a legend

>> No.10988222

>>10984387
What a bae

>> No.10988230

>>10988124
>drench something in pork flavoring and artificial fake smoke
>WOAH THIS ISN'T A CHEAP FOOD TRUCK PULLED PORK?!

>> No.10988307

>>10981582
>the Chad Barkley
>the Virgin Lebron

>> No.10988329

>>10981206
arent these just fritters or something? whats so cringey about that?

>> No.10988455

>>10988145
But what's the point?

>> No.10988510

>doing so much for a fucking pico de gallo
Lmaoing at you gringos

>> No.10988517

Doesn't anyone have that thing that tells you how much something has been reposted on each board like i wanna see how many times surly king of the egg fort has

>> No.10988518

Holy fuck, MAKE NEW WEBMS. I see the same shit all time in this thread. Why not make some webms of recipes?

>> No.10988524

>>10981049
having made whisky marmelade myself, this sure works well. Would recommend

>> No.10988541

>>10981071
>tinned pumpkin puree
>180kcal
>11.25g fibre
>7.5g fibre

Now I know I love sweet pumpkin because I love pumpkin pie. What's the downside to this exactly, just the high sugar content (15g)?

I don't each much sweet food so this wouldn't be an issue for me.

>> No.10988582

>>10988541
It's not the recipe itself. It's the obnoxious way it's presented.

>> No.10988598

>>10988582
I'm not talking about the recipe, I didn't know you could get tinned pumpkin puree. It sounds too good to be true.

>> No.10988692

>>10980962
junkyard america!!

>> No.10988770

>>10988145
Mr. Cold Hands

>> No.10988837

>>10988130
the rare alt jack ring

>> No.10989030

>>10980848
i turned off my adblocker just to say that i hate this

>> No.10989073

>>10988598
It's what most people use to make pumpkin pies, and in most cases is actually superior to making your own puree.

>>10989030
Why would your adblocker prevent you from saying that?

>> No.10989108

>>10981924
>High fat, carbs and protein
>Nothing difficult to digest
>The gut bacteria is tuned for that exact food
Thats what every serious athlete should eat.

>> No.10989118

>>10989108
What about a McChicken?

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>>10984428
Zuchini "pasta" is great but if it's anything else than pic related ie peeled uncooked zucchini it's shit.

>> No.10989195

>>10988455
Get $200 per drink from stupid tourists.

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10989198

>>10989161

>> No.10989224

>>10981160
I wanna rip her spandex and give her the meat she's lacking

>> No.10989257

>>10984239
This is a prison thing, isnt it?

>> No.10989266

>>10989257
His shirt says ConBody: Do The Time. Would you like to take a guess?

>> No.10989375

>>10989073
for whatever reason adblock disables the captcha on 4chin

>inb4 no 4chinpass

>> No.10989377
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>>10981071
>>10981160

>> No.10989387

>>10989375
It shouldn't. I use uBlock Origin and it's all fine.

>> No.10989397

>>10981966
Petes a big guy

>> No.10989405

>>10981194
>first sauce
I guess now he's gonna add some finly chopped onions?
>second sauce
Okay, NOW he's gonna add some lettuce or maybe cheese.
>third sauce
Oh COME ON, surely this is the time to add some pickles.
>fourth sauce
Okay, so I guess there's another patty coming?
>lets the egg burn
OH FUCK THIS GAY EARTH

>> No.10989513

>>10989405
Why would you want literal trash food like onions and pickles on your burger? I'll take the sauces.

>> No.10989530

>>10989513
>trash food like onions and pickles
Opinion discarded.

>> No.10989652

>>10984428
>vegan
Are you fucking stupid or just spouting meme bullshit?

>> No.10989854
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>> No.10989863

>>10989858
>eating nigiri with chopsticks
Disgusting plastic slut

>> No.10989894
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>> No.10989895

>>10989863
I didn't see her eat anything.

>> No.10989902

>>10988455

Pointless displays of ostentation will never go out of style with people who have more money than they know what to do with.

>> No.10989914

>>10981347
Looks good. One of the only things in this thread that isn't a shitload of memey ingredients mashed together

>> No.10989917

>>10989895
Even worse: she's a fucking robot then.

>> No.10989949

>>10982051
Did she seriously just eat like two slices of pizza, a chicken nugget, AND a few bites of pasta? Ho Lee fuck!

>> No.10989955
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>>10988145
>that look of sincere pride at the very end

>> No.10989961
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>>10988145
BEEP BOOP GET FUCKED HUMAN

>> No.10990006

>>10988518
>doesn't contribute

>> No.10990059

>>10984486
Don't worry some guy will eventually claim he touched him.

>> No.10990232

>>10989917
Where did the bad lady touch you?

>> No.10990274

>>10989961
>still requires human intervention

keep trying, robut.

>> No.10990278

>>10989894
Thought this was Joe Rogan at first

>> No.10990347

>>10989894
Cooking with meth. The end result looks delicious though.

>> No.10990613

>>10984446
Are you stupid

>> No.10990627

>>10989198
Is this satire?

>> No.10990663

>>10981966
>diagnosed with cancer
I would eat like that too if my balls betrayed me twice.

>> No.10990666

>>10981987
This is an essential tool for any fry cook, faggot. I can see you've never worked with a flat iron before in your life.

>> No.10990691

>>10989917
>2018
>Not finding robots attractive

>> No.10990704

>>10990691
Fair point, but robots that mimic humans are pleb tier.

>> No.10990737

>>10989375
Ublock origin and Noscript should be all you need as long as you aren't going to very obvious trojan and virus infested sites

like this one

>> No.10990980

>>10981232
>>10981339
>>10982219
>>10984362

Holy shit are you guys actually retarded? Can you seriously not comprehend parody?

This is a joke on how many facebook food videos they are how unhealthy most of them are.

>> No.10990991 [DELETED] 

>>10990980
I don't know, I don't use Facebook. Do you use Facebook, then?

>> No.10991044

>>10984446
>>10989257
Read the fucking filenames, you god damn mongoloid fucks.

>> No.10991047 [DELETED] 

>>10991044
>2018
>getting upset on the internet

>> No.10991373
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>>10981058

>> No.10991380

>>10981332
>>10981433
because men have things of worth. all chicks have are their bodies, and try to attract men that have things of worth.

>> No.10991383 [DELETED] 

>>10991380
Yeah, there's no way women could possibly buy stuff. Only real men know how to do that.

>> No.10991391

>>10991383
>there's no way women could possibly buy stuff
if they've gotten money as an actress because they're a whore who wants everyone to see their face, that's the only way. the rest of the time, it's their beta orbiter/boyfriend/husbands money.

>> No.10991417

>>10989961
What are those used for?

>> No.10991426

>>10981058
>nice looking steak
>ruin it with gloop of cheese and bacon
Jesus Christ. Why?

>> No.10991429 [DELETED] 

>>10991391
This is true, because the wage gap is undeniably real. The alt right can't deny it anymore, because the anon who wrote post #10991391 on /ck/ admitted it.

>> No.10991440

>>10989863
You know that only children and old men eat them with their hands, right?
Just because it's "allowed" it doesn't mean it's common use

>> No.10991445

>>10991391
I hope this is a bait and no one really is this much of a bitter miserable cunt.

>> No.10991446 [DELETED] 

>>10991440
Yeah? Once again it takes the west to teach inferior races common sense. If you wrap a food in a clean coating, there's no point in using utensils. This is as true for pies and burgers as it is for nigiri.

>> No.10991449

>>10991440
Are you the colossal faggot who eats pizza with a knife and fork?

>> No.10991463

>>10991449
>>10991446

Who the fuck eats pizza with utensils?
I'm just someone who's actually aware of the customs.
This "ACTUALLY, did you know that people in Japan eat sushi with their hands all the time?!?" nonsense is just a meme perpetrated by views-starved J-Vloggers who don't even fucking speak Japanese.

While people won't exactly call you rude for it, eating sushi with your hands is most commonly seen in children, because they can't use utensils well, and old men, because they don't give a fuck anymore.

>> No.10991475

>>10991463
I don't give a fuck about some honoraburu sushi etiquette either so I guess you can count me in to the old man camp.

>> No.10991478

>>10991475
And that's completely fine.
Just don't point and screech like a faggot at people eating normally just so you can pretend that your fringe way of eating is the norm.

>> No.10991495

>>10988124
>Jackfruit
>Jack
I had bo idea that existed. Ignoring the stupid condiment choice with those godawful sauces, it actually looks pretty interesting.

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>>10980848
>>10981191
The whole concept of cooking mexican fart fuel at home is cringe and retarded as fuck. This shit can only exist as street/fast food.

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>>10981058
>tfw no juicy greasy creamy roastbeef gf

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>> No.10991799

>>10986380
jeez she really boiled the hell out of those eggs didnt she

>> No.10991817

>>10981582
>serena williams
>nothing
/ck/ btfo

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>> No.10991823

>>10991754
Let me guess it's a caucasian dude?

>> No.10991824

>>10981871
it's not a burger, it's fish. the most calorie filled burger though is their new bacon one, or the double quarter pounder with cheese

>> No.10991830

>>10981183
I'm getting diarrhoea just from watching that.

>> No.10991856

>>10981966
Is he eating what Michael Phelps reputedly ate when he was in heavy training?

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>>10990980
>implying americans don't eat shit like this on a regular basis

>> No.10991889

>>10990627
yes

>> No.10991895

>>10991823
If that is who I think it is, it's a Swiss girl (female).

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>> No.10992006

>>10989224
that what people were drinking from in late stage ussr

>> No.10992013

>>10991895
Is she the weeboo girl who got slightly famous for just staring at the camera?

>> No.10992030

>>10988145
For some reason seeing his wet hands slobber all over my ice cube is making me really uncomfortable, would not want to drink.

>> No.10992041

>>10981678
Asinine

>> No.10992057

>>10991417
Cocktails

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>>10984387
>knife tapping

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>> No.10992258

>>10992237
Fuck that video in particular.
I fucking hate it when it's clearly high-quality ingredients that he's fucking up completely.

>> No.10992277

>>10992237
this shit right here, besides other things, makes me doubt the evolution theory

>> No.10992318

>>10992237
everybody needs a fish spatula

>> No.10992322

>>10992318
Absolutely. It saves you from wearing out the hinge on your tongs.

>> No.10992338

>>10992322
>>10992318
>>10992237
with massive pieces of fish like that, it just seems retarded to not just use the oven instead of a fucking pan

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>> No.10992365

>>10984239
man i HATE those fucking vegans
just eat meat you filthy mongoloids
you're not better than someone just because you enjoy licking snail shells and shrimp tail

>> No.10992513

>>10992365
???

>> No.10992556

>>10991754
What's she drinking?

>> No.10992567

>>10991820
That's such a cute video.

>> No.10992640

>>10992013
>weeaboo girl

I guess so.

She actually talks quite a bit, at least in the videos I've watched. And I don't know where her fame is coming from, but yes, she is slightly famous on youtube.

https://www.youtube.com/user/VenusAngelic/videos

>> No.10992655

>>10992556
Milky ice tea. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuOF8COha2s

>> No.10992666

>>10992655
>that fake Japanese accent
Wew lad.

>> No.10992676

>>10992640
>>10992655
There's something very wrong with her.

>> No.10992735

>>10992666
The only thing "japanese" in that video was アップルリング (Apple Ring), and I guess she just tried to stay true to how Japanese would pronounce katakana english.

>> No.10993021

>>10991820
not a fair contest, as the hamster is just shoving it into it's cheek pockets, which extend basically down to its hips.

>> No.10993046

>>10993021
come on, man. it was just cute, altruistic

>> No.10993056

>>10993021
Well Kobayashi can probably fit a whole pig in his stomach and swallow food faster than you can water. But yeah it's still kinda unfair.

>> No.10993163

>>10993021
>I can't take an innocent cute joke: The Post

>> No.10993426

>>10989161
>Zuchini "pasta" is great
nah

>> No.10993509

>>10980962
I used to work for the cable company, setting up cable, Internet and phone service and I have been in homes like this. These people have no self-awareness whatsoever, they think living in half a foot deep of garbage is acceptable.

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>> No.10993658

>>10989854
>animal planet

>> No.10993715

>>10981183
Is that jack?

>> No.10993779

>>10993715
yes

>> No.10993961

>>10991856
Yes.

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>>10993514
So the secret to being a top tier chef is doing everything with over exaggerated jerky motions.

>> No.10993991

>>10991044
reddit doesnt have file name so they dont know yet

>> No.10994024

>>10993971
That looks fucking disgusting. And why is he salting the grill?

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>>10994024
Do you not?

>> No.10994038

>>10994027
What a fucking meme... lol

>> No.10994050

>>10994027
That meat is grey and sad. What's the point of these blocks?

>> No.10994054

>>10993971
that butter throw is pretty slick tho

>> No.10994469

>>10981966
>drinks multiple energy drinks
Back in HS i used to drink two monsters a day and i felt like dying perpetually. How can anyone drink more than one in a sitting? I'd imagine he'd feel like cancer after all of that.

>> No.10994525

>>10988124
What the fuck is wrong with vegans?

>> No.10994555

>>10988124
Is toasting a bun against vegan beliefs?

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>>10989961
>>10988145
These ice make me angry.
too fussy , just use normal
These people must be made to stop this

>> No.10994614

>>10981966
Ugh, watching anyone gorge themselves like this makes me sick.

>> No.10994678

>>10994469
The Eternal Polack has left humanity behind.

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>>10992338
Oh, he uses the oven. He cooks the fish twice, because Jack can only serve food that is raw or overcooked to shit.
Here is the video: https://youtu.be/WLTynG9aVvE?t=447

>> No.10995060

>>10995025
I've seen porn with better cooking than this

>> No.10995077

>>10981058
has there ever been a more reddit cutting board?

>> No.10995083

>>10995077
>inanimate tools are now reddit
i want to leave this planet forever

>> No.10995174

>>10995025
he fucking drowned it in broth jesus

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>>10995174
Gotta cook those potatoes!

>> No.10995349

>>10986245
Honestly, leaving the snacks separate would be far tastier. I'd eat those snacks for five years and still never want a single bite of that abomination he made.

>> No.10995358

>>10995349
You say that but have you eaten the same shit week after week for five years?

>> No.10995690

>>10992013
Oldfag here, you're thinking of Mririan.

>> No.10995754

>>10995174
fish is only good when it's fucking soaking wet apparently

>> No.10995916

>>10985262
What did he mean by this?

>> No.10995933

>>10981071
Anybody have a name?

>> No.10995941
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10995941

say what you will about ja/ck/ but he will never overcook your meat

>> No.10995995

>>10995933
Yeah mate, mine's Bruce, what about yours?

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>>10995077

>> No.10996876

>>10995690
That's the one! Thanks fellow boomer.

>> No.10997005

>>10994027
That's one shittyass sear on the steak. What's the point?

>> No.10997179

>>10993971
I don't think he's considered a top tier chef, he's an entertainer first and foremost

>> No.10997530

>>10984387
that fat faggot still trying to film...

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