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God tier candy thread

>> No.10979864

>little tablets of flavorless nothing
you start

>> No.10979876
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>>10979864
I can’t stop eating these

>> No.10979886

>>10979876
Rate your nursing home

>> No.10979887
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>>10979833
those are really flavourless, always the most disappointed to see those in my Halloween hauls

this is the superior version

>> No.10979902

>>10979833
I actually really like these. They aren't super sweet, but I like the texture for some reason. Maybe actual legit autism though.

>> No.10979903
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>>10979833
>>10979876
Real Smarties coming through.

>> No.10979913

>>10979903
hello fellow leaf

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>>10979833
>eating candy
The absolute state of /ck/ ladies and gentlemen and fat shut-ins.

>> No.10979928

>>10979915
Pot calling the kettle black

Kek

>> No.10979929
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Almond Roca, the candy supreme!

>> No.10979976

>>10979915
Better than most of our recent threads.

>> No.10980017

>>10979903
You misspelled shameless knock off

>> No.10980227

>>10979876
wait until you start injecting them. crazy good!

>> No.10980306
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>>10979833
smarties? wtf is this knockoff shit?

>> No.10980313

>>10979833
those are rockets dipshit. smarties are actually a better version of M&Ms

>> No.10980334
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>> No.10980348

Albanese gummy bears.

>> No.10980359

>>10979833
You start

>> No.10980465

>>10979833
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5oJfJ19hpqA

>> No.10980509

Haribo Sugar-Free Gummy Bears

>> No.10980519
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Genuinely the only candy I can say i like are necco wafers and warheads. Candy and chocolate in general is just shit to be honest.

>> No.10980537

>>10979833
There was a kid in high school that hadnd seen this candy and didn’t getny of the references.
He thought Heath Montonwas a chac them dmae frthe muicvideo. Fuck I hateglthay id.

>> No.10980596

>>10980537
wat

>> No.10980629

>>10980348
My haribo bears took your albanese bears lunch money.

>> No.10980646

Payday bars are the best candy bar and I will fuck you up if you disagree.

>> No.10980783

>>10980629
Except Albanese actually have fruit flavor.

>> No.10981336

>>10979864
you must be a smoker then

each of those things have a very specific taste and if you cant taste it....well you should kill yourself

>> No.10981427

Anything with toffee is top-notch

>> No.10981476

>>10980519
The boomerest candy.

>> No.10981487

is everyone in this thread just trying to be ironic? all these candies posted just suck, you don't deserve a (You), cut to the chase and start drinking cum, that is unless (You) are a girl, then cut to the case and drink (My) "cum"

>_<

>> No.10981491

>>10981336
it's called hyperbole you niggershit

>> No.10981518
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Anything sour is fine, but lately i have a chocolate crave that i can't fix.

The chocolate jew only comes around christmas and Easter around where i live, else i have to deal with shitty inferior chocolates.

>> No.10982935

>candy
Um, sorry, they're called sweets.

>> No.10982948

Tfw I have a big bag of these in my desk at work.

I have reactive hyperglycemia and for some reason around 2-3pm if I have eaten at all that day my blood sugar tanks. Been to two doctors who put me through the ringer of Diabetes and Diabetes-related tests and I am not even near Prediabetes.

At least with these it's only like 100 calories to get enough sugar to get me over the hump

>> No.10982977

>>10981487
I bet you’re unhappy , have fun with life

>> No.10982988
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>>10979833
>>10979876
I prefer the ones without artificial colouring and sweeteners.

>> No.10983002

If any of you guys remember Dum Dums, they were like tiny lollipops and came in hundreds of different flavors. I don't know if they still make them but this thread make me think of em

>> No.10983024
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>> No.10983062

gooseberry marmalade

>> No.10983069

>>10983002
>be me
>cleaning local high school during summer
>find bag of these in teacher's desk
>pocket a few
>otherwise tedious day improved

Buttered popcorn masterrace here

>> No.10983129

Lmao theres so many fucking canadians in this thread saying smarties are flavorless

Whats it like to have shitty versions of our food you losers

>> No.10983140

>>10983129
>theres so many fucking canadians
What's it like being so poorly educated you can't manage simple stuff like singular and plural?

>> No.10983142

>>10979864
They taste very strong though. They’re basically just sherbet compressed into a shape

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>> No.10983166

>>10983069
based, I was a root beer guy myself as a kid.

>> No.10983194

>>10983002
Those aren't exactly unknown or rare

>> No.10983208

>>10983140
>implying ck isnt full of syrupnigger soyboys
Get ready for a full meltdown

>> No.10983218

>>10983140
what's it like being such a tight ass you can deduce what he meant and still shit on how he said it?

>> No.10984147

>>10980306
fix your nails, whore

>> No.10984168

>>10980783
Excepit the texture sucks. If I were dying of cancer and I had some make a wish type shit going on, I'd go to the haribo factory. Frozen gummies for life.

>> No.10984179

>>10983218
It's pretty nice really. I means I'm the person correcting others as opposed to the idiots who need correcting.

>> No.10984185

>>10984147
Bitches with chipped nails take it up the ass.

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>>10979833
>>10979876
Nice photoshop, they're called rockets though. Solid 9/10 candy though.

>> No.10984270

>>10984185
They all take it up the ass, incel.

>> No.10984294

>>10983024
fucking based. possibly the GOAT

>> No.10984317

I lick penis

>> No.10984324

>>10984317
Based and redpilled

>> No.10984331

>>10984317
based

>> No.10984357

>>10984317
based and redpilled

>> No.10984366

>>10984317
fucking redpilled
based

>> No.10984408

>>10984317
based af

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>>10979833
These aren't the best hard candies, but they're right up there with the greats.

>> No.10984456

>>10979833
I'm keto now, but let me tell you my list because that's how I ended up needing Keto
>jolly ranchers
>mike n ike red and blue boxes
>dots
>cadbury fruit and nut milk choc bar
>trader joes gourmet jelly beans
>scandinavian swimmers
For Keto:
>dark choc bars by lindt or ghirardelli that are 78% cacao or higher BUT NO GREATER THAN 90%
>atkins peanut cluster bar
Never going back desu

>> No.10984473

>>10983069
>buttered popcorn
You sick fuck, you're the one ruining all the jelly bean bags!
Would you like a mixed bag of jalepeno and watermelon beans?

>> No.10984834

>>10979833
They were called rockets here.

>> No.10984870

>>10979833
i remember kids huffing these in middle school to look like they were smoking

>> No.10984902

>>10979915
>not being able to appreciate the art of Confectionery

filthy pleb